before i got to "satuay night live. it's like -- you need to get one to - when you're doing contracts or something so, he's the best. i mean, i've had him for y 23 years, 20rs anyways i'm firing him today because i've had - [ laughter ] [ talking over each other [ light laughter ] i'm fed up, yeah but he's the best guy. i love him so much and s wife marla, they were there. in the front row and it reminded me of a story. they had a dinner party atho their e. use to have dinner with them when i go out to l.a so he goes, "i'm going to have dinner for you, come on over i got carol burnett, bob newheart, don rickels, tim conway will be at that dinner >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah, so i go over to the house, i open the door, and they're all there. i'm like "oh, my gosh, it was fantastic. he goes, "this icarol burnett. i go, "hi carol, nice to meet you. he goes, "this is bob. i go, hey bob, nice to meet you. this is tim, and tim conway goes, "you got to get me the hell out of here i don't know who these people. [ laughtt ] i do

pull that sucker up anyway, and as you get up -- i don't know how the hell i got up, all i know it got pretty warm and i had to get out. so as you're going up, you reach out and pull the knob and the goddamn canopy goes off, you get up so high -- i don't know how high but i got kind of warm so i said it's time to go and turned the stick loose. and when you do, what happens to the nose, boom, abruptly. and as the tail dropped you had straps here with a big buckle, and you hit that buckle so the goddamn straps come loose. boom, i come out. i remember the damn tail going by with all that fire. and somebody sds when you bail out you go a, b, c. but hell, i looked down and the goddamn trees were so close. you reach up and pull that sucker real fast, and boom i'm in the trees. and all of a sudden i'm sitting trying to get out and i hear this voice. i said oh, shit. realisticly german guard and he looked up and i'm in the trees and he's helping me get out, and he looks up and sees a little gold bar and he salutes me, and all i can do, return the salute. i was introduced to the german -- i bec

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i don't know how i got up, all i know is it got pretty warm. i had to get out. as you're goes up you reach up and put a knob and the canopy and it goes off. i got up high, i turned the stick loose and when you do what happens to the nose? boom, abruptly. and i said as the tail dropped, i hit, you have straps here, a big buckle, and you hit the buckle and the traps came loose. i remember the tail going by with all of that fire. and somebody said when you bailout you go a, b, c, but i looked down and the trees were so close. you pull that sucker real fast. boom. i'm in the trees. and all of after sudden i'm trying to get out and i hear a voice and i said oh, shit -- realistically, german guard and he looked up and i'm in the trees, and he is helping me get out, and he looks up and sees a little gold bar, and he salutes me. and all i can do is return the salute. i was introduced to the german gentleman, i became a p.o.w. this was in 1944. by the time harold came in, burning the war there was 32 men out of the 332nd fighter group were p.o.w.s. 32 of us, i won't go t

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when i got out of spring creek in 2008, after the eluding, right when i got out, i caught a theft chargecredit cards. got out, 2013. >> going to go hit the workout or what? what are we doing? >> no. i came back to jail 2013 and didn't get out until 2015. just a revolving door really. my life was in a big spiral downhill. i knew it. >> how did you meet christopher? >> first time we met, shook hands, kind of talked was in 2015 when i got out. yeah, me and chris were in the same circle so he came to my place a couple times and we hung out and got high. we did heroin. we sold to each other here and there, when we needed, one of us was out, we'd help each other out. >> help me understand, what happened with christopher, how he wound up dead, how you ended up here. >> we said we'd meet that day, so i called chris that morning and said, hey, i'm here, and we met. prior to meeting him, you know, some friends of mine told me that they wanted to meet him, too, but they weren't going there to buy anything. yeah, i did set him up to be robbed. i did do that. i remember being in wasilla. i seen that

when i. got the i got the. legacy. my life was spared and saved but my story and connection to this part of the world just began in fact. i wrote a book about my experience and the book was translated to many languages and backpackers from all over the world started visiting didn't believe you know amazon. more you know you have to look at us i. always think of the whole journey i just think oh yeah. what do i know there were that also so you. got the world look at you and they just look is the biggest thing that makes all these really come to south america to the jungles because it's crazy everybody want to experience the life of the jungle and the. see and eat and smell him maybe have a little talk like in the book. for me and so full of information your values are. only available to lisa for the 5th what i believe. but i have to like the idea of it as he had to say but. he did have a good i got a year you'll see both. was there all your life saving but i think that probably above the head of all of us is your you wa

i got to meet him once. -- he's singing a a song and it's great, but it's also a really nice tribute. and it's just really touching, not just the audience, but everybody that worked there, cause the crew -- some of the >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: so -- i was next to rock and it's just, it was really emotional.saw igel after usually he's always joking around. and he's like, you know -- whatever. [ light laughter ] i saw him, he goes, "hey, man, that's great." so touching. he was behind the cast, and the cast were all kind of hugging each other crying. going like, yeah, we're like family. you don't realize it when you're there on "saturday night live" for whatever seasons you are there. you don't know when some cast members are gonna go off to do movies or -- but that little moment of time, that window of time, you hung out more than your family. you really live with each other. and you don't realize it until you get older, and you go back, and you go oh, my gosh. and so, he got me feeling up. i started crying a

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i got a worker here and he's pretty good. ewhere i can settle, i can be in their 2a out—of—date if i like, it's my room. i don't have to leave it at all. when was the last time you lived in a proper home? i've never had one. i left home at 15. how old are you now? 35. 20 years you've either injail or homeless? that's right. it is february and there are plenty of homeless people still on the streets. del will no longer use emergency shelters but he has been out all winter and it's taking its toll. what's wrong with your hand? it's the cold weather. it's really sore, i don't know if i've got frostbite on my hand or something. i don't know. i've had it up to here, i really have. i don't want to be like this anymore. i'm just so depressed. i don't want to be dead basically. you know what i mean. there have been an estimated 90 homeless deaths across wales over the last five years. christina is in trouble as well. her tent is gone and she says she was let down by a friend. i haven't seen my tent, my clothes and my bedding, all of m

i got pushback, i got f-bombs, i got... yes. paul, come on. paul: what was i disagreeing with? whole deal with marcus. and i got fed up there because every time i'd come in and it would be, "well, if we didn't have to do this because of marcus, then blah, blah, blah." paul: ultimately, i was in favor, and i signed through it and went through it. lemonis: just to be clear, mike has a well-documented history of blaming others, including paul, for everything that goes wrong here. mike: some of the areas that paul was in, he is not good at. that said... lemonis: why are you blaming everybody else? mike: i'm not blaming everybody else. i said... lemonis: well, you said paul should have done this. what about you? and so as he's telling me things, i'm taking it all with a grain of salt. the two of you, your relationship is no longer? you guys have no relationship anymore? paul: not really. no. lemonis: how come, paul? paul: all the tension and stress of locations and closing, and that all fell apart. lemonis: it didn't fall apart on my end. my money got spent. i haven't gotten one lic

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i have just got back from washington d.c. i was fair for a on a fundraiser about the whole clemency project that's happening and in fact i took. all these guys to the front in front of the white house and anyway there's several that i stood out in front of the white house advocating for their clemency. when i started practicing law almost forty years ago there about a half a million people in prison. and today there are two point three million people in prison billions of dollars have been poured into the prison expansion not only of the federal prison capacity but billions have been sent to sate local governments to expand their prison capacity and during the one nine hundred ninety s. we were building on average a prison a week and as soon as these prisons were built it's important to emphasize that they were immediately filled up with first nurses and even today many of our prison facilities are operating beyond their design capacity if you compare in the u.s. with other industrialized nations canada or western europe we lo

i bought on council while i while i got the i got the. i have also i don't think i somehow don't feel sorta like what. my life was spared and saved but my story and connection to this part of the world just began infinite. leak. i wrote a book about my experience and the book was translated to many languages and backpackers from all over the world started visiting didn't believe me and i was a. more you know you have to sell you have to leave it as have you a $1000000.00 to get the whole job i just think oh yeah i'll see what i know there were that also so you have. got the world look at you and. they just look biggest thing that makes all these really come to south america to the jungles because it's crazy everybody wants to experience the life of the jungle and the. see and eat and smell and maybe have a little touch like in the. financial solvency of your body so. i mean i'll go to lisa for the fearful to leave . but i will if you like both of you have a say but a joke if you need a public boat out there you'll see both. was there all

when i got home i got the shock of my life. i found out that my father, my mother, and one of my sisters passed away. i did not know about it. then the only one i know is that my older sister was the only one staying there on the land and she told me. i gave that land up to this group here, this is why. don't you know that we are coming back, said we didn't know. he said you never wrote to us. says you never write to you because they were uneducated. they can't read they can't write so we never contacted each other. until i got back and found out that my father or my mother and my sister were dead. the only thing i could do was because my older sister and i never got along together. that's the reason why i just stayed overnight. before done i just left, just walk out of that place and never return. i walk out of there and my brother followed me with a horse and he asked me where you going. i just told him i don't know where i'm going i am just going. just wherever you you going are you going to visit your sister in san francisc

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so i got into this to get into a b&b. if i can't and i've got to stay out on the street, i make sure i'm wrapped up warm. some, like dell, have been homeless for a while. how come you're on the streets? i had a breakdown in my relationship about a year and a half ago. i was drinking quite heavily. i lost myjob and i've got a little boy i haven't seen in a while. you had your own place and job? yes, i was a nurse and i worked in dementia. i was working in hopkinstown. you had a regular life and job... as i say to everybody, you don't realise it. how old are you? a0 now. they say life begins! del is not the only one who will be sleeping out tonight and the temperature is plummeting. it's notjust tents, there are people looking out for doorways as well. so what is it like being out on the streets on nights like this? it's about 11 o'clock at night and it's that time of the evening when many of those people who are sleeping rough are starting to bed down for the night. i have found a spot where i'm going to bed down for the ne

i don't know how i got high. all i know is we got pretty warm. i had to get out. as you are going up you pull a red knob and the canopy comes off. and you get up so high, i don't know how high. it's time to go. and you turn the stick loose. what you do-- when you do, what happens to the nose? boom. abruptly. and i said as the tale drops, you have straps with a big buckle. you hit the buckle and the straps come loose. i came out. i remember the tail going by with all of the fire. somebody said when you bail out you go abc. but i look down the trees. you pull that sucker real fast and all of a sudden i'm trying to get out and i hear this voice. i said oh shoot. [ laughter ] realistically, german guard look it up and i'm in the trees. he's helping me get out, and he looks up and sees a little old bar and he-- me. he salutes me. all i can do is return the salute. [ laughter ] i was introduced, i became a pow in 1944. by the time harold came in, during the war there were 32 men out of that fighter group. 32 of us, and i'm not going to go through the men who died but we

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i said, "well, i got an idea." i used to work at the patrol station, which is just a mile down the road, and let's go grab a car. i know that beat. i know every hundred block on that beat. i know where all the residences are. and i put some dents in some people's front doors with my flashlight, trying to wake them up. and i remember one particular gentleman that's like, "there's no fire," and he's standing there in his underwear, and i said, "take a look." and he stepped outside and he used some cuss words and lights went on, and everybody in the house started waking up, and then we were outta there to the next house. everywhere you looked was on fire. the hills, the ridges, houses, the field in front of us, the oak tree. everything was on fire. >> this thing is moving fast. you need to move with it. >> i woke to the smell of smoke. >> within five minutes, it went to complete black, where we couldn't see, heat, fire. >> the next thing i hear is john screaming, you know, "get out now." >> as we were getting ready to

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i got got to do it, you know what i mean? igota got to do it, you know what i mean?t a life behind this, which i wa nt i've got a life behind this, which i want back. i'm fortunate that i got it. there should be more things for people like this. del has a support worker as well, but the room is still only temporary. the argument is that housing first would give del a better chance. but is it something we can afford to offer every rough sleeper in wales? a recent study in liverpool suggested that the council there could make savings of over £4 million if it switched its system to housing first. and research shows that where it's been introduced, it can save up that where it's been introduced, it can save up to 50,000 euros per head, as well as getting people off the street. it's now march, and across cardiff, there are still tense and rough sleepers. but behind the museum, justin and his friends have been told they're about to be evicted. the council says there are public health concerns. justin is hoping to stay if you can tidy up. when the council arrived, it's clea

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i knew i got shot. >> i'd never seen death before. so put the rope around his neck and i killed him. >> unique personalities. >> i wore nice clothes and drove nice cars. >> welcome to my humble abode. >> but they all share one thing in common. >> you don't attempt to burn me oar i'll -- >> [ bleep ]. >> i'm often asked how we find the stories we cover on lockup. and the answer is footwork. it comes down to our field producers simply taking the time to get to know dozens of inmates. >> what's going on, alec? >> other times we just follow the action and the story unfolds in front of our eyes. but once in a while the path to a good story is a little less obvious. >> during our extended stay shoot in alabama, we were filming interviews in the administrative segregation unit when a loud disturbance occurred. >> they put me on lockup. >> inmate jamie bell is in a rage because his toilet is overflowing. he blames the inmate in the cell above him of creating the problem by interfering with the plumbing. >> jamie bell. listen. >> confrontation

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when i first got her, all she wanted to do was cuddle. w, she's basically learned that she can get petted whenever she chooses. so i'm on her schedule now. i want her to be healthy. i want her to be happy. it's kind of like being the parent of a newborn, i guess. i've never had kids. but she's like my kid. >> as such, brown has enrolled gia in a training program to become a therapy cat. >> we're taking gia up to rtu, and basically going to let the guys up there, who are outside of population because of mental health problems, going to let them have some interaction with some cats. i've seen how the cats help people in population, the calming effect. and i thought it would be kind of cool to let them guys have that interaction also. this is gia. >> gia? >> yeah. >> a little one. that's a beautiful little cat. >> she's 15 weeks old this week. >> 15 weeks? >> little kitty cat. >> she won't bite you. she's never bitten anybody. how long have you been back up here? >> about two months. >> look like you're going to come off soon? >> probably whe

i got over and i look out the window and there they are. i was arrested and that day our father and i wanted her to pray bargain. i understand she area is not going to implicate somebody and i could promise. she got me but just to save are all a scam not as that's not my daughter so she wouldn't do this. and as a result they were under. i could not plead guilty to everything that they accuse me of is now i pled not guilty and ultimately i was convicted for conspiracy and i received twenty four year sentence there's a way in which you have to see the conspiracy law is a very important tool of law enforcement if the crime is selling drugs and some men in miami sells twenty kilos of cocaine to an undercover agent you want to ask who is the seller working where does the money go if the money goes back to a drug lord in colombia. who's going to keep the proceeds he's in the conspiracy even though he actually wasn't there when this sale took place he's a conspirator and so part of the goal of the conspiracy law is to make sure that the most senio

i remember i got to willmont to fill up with gas. i think i got a candy bar. nt, hit the four-way stop, climb the hill. there is a steady climb of a hill. this is june. i'm heading west. i'm heading into the sun. i have driven this road a million times. when i hit the top of the hill, it crests and starts to go down again. as i crest the hill, i hit something. i wake up, my windshield cracked, my air bag in my face and i look up the road and i see there is -- i hit somebody. somebody riding a lawnmower in the middle of my lane, which i found out after i saw the tire marks in the road before i got in the ambulance. i mean, i didn't see him. the detective said, this isn't your fault. but we're going to need to take your blood and then take a statement. >> i knew i had used before the accident and i had fabricated a story. then they let me go home after the hospital. and at that point, the only thing i knew what to do was to get high, to escape from what just happened. >> in the back of your mind, you got to know you are going to get a phone call based on that blo

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