>> guillermo: i like it. you're a great actress. >> thank you. >> guillermo: can i get a kiss? guillermo? >> guillermo: my wife? >> don't ask me for kisses when you know you're married. >> guillermo: yeah. >> i just put lipstick on you. i'm touching you. i'm sorry to mrs. guillermo. >> guillermo: it's okay. keep touching me. i'll never wash my cheek again. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo. his hair is naturally hard. what we have tonight, we have music from clasixx. and we'll be right back with the "guardians of the galaxy," chris pratt, zoe saldana, dave bautista, vin diesel, and bradley cooper. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] this is the age of knowing what you're made of. why let erectile dysfunction get in your way? talk to your doctor about viagra. ask if your heart is healthy enough for sex. do not take viagra if you take nitrates for chest pain... ...it may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure. side effects include headache, flushing, upset stomach, and abnormal vision. to avoid long-term injury, seek immediate medical help for an erection lasting mo

>> guillermo: i like it. you're a great actress. >> thank you. >> guillermo: can i get a kiss? guillermo? >> guillermo: my wife? >> don't ask me for kisses when you know you're married. >> guillermo: yeah. >> i just put lipstick on you. i'm touching you. i'm sorry to mrs. guillermo. >> guillermo: it's okay. keep touching me. i'll never wash my cheek again. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo. his hair is naturally hard. who we have tonight, we have music from clasixx. and we'll be right back with the "guardians of the galaxy," chris property, zoe saldana, dave bautista, vin diesel, and bradley cooper. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] the summer that summers from here on will be compared to. so get out there, and get the best price guaranteed. find it for less and we'll match it and give you $50 toward your next trip. expedia. find yours. applebee's take two menu lets yon one plate...ntrees ...like the new grilled vidalia onion sirloin or the new light and zesty shrimp scampi linguine. you can have both! great choice buddy! applebee's take two menu, starting at $1

>> guillermo: yeah. i love his hair. >> jimmy: it must be every hair stylist's dream to cut a head of hair like this. >> guillermo: it's kind of hard. >> jimmy: why? what's hard of it? >> guillermo: it's hard to get the machine in there. >> jimmy: you have to lift the hair with your hand and buzz from the bottom. those are thick, lustrous, curly locks. what's your name? >> byron. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> odessa, texas. >> jimmy: are you here on vacation? >> yes. >> jimmy: how old are you, byron? >> i'm 15. >> jimmy: are you here with your parents? >> yes. >> jimmy: they must be thrilled right now, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have they been bugging you to get your hair cut?2/ >> all the time. >> jimmy: oh, all the time. what an opportunity this is. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, did you see what guillermo did -- i don't want to say to. but with the last guy? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: you did, huh? and still, you decided to jump in the chair. you know, there used to be a band called dead or alive in

>> it's better than i thought it would be. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. >> it's your turn. >> come on, guillermo here. >> i was scared. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ >> how i did? >> it's okay. your face, you don't have like a dancer's face. your eyes are pretty good. >> like a dancer's face. nice. >> i thought you guys were pretty equal. >> jimmy: maybe we should do the three of us equal so we can just like blow this thing out. >> that's a great idea. >> sia "chandelier," take thee. ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> it was a little creepy. just a little bit. >> jimmy: i didn't think so at all. i thought it was adorable. >> you did a great job. >> jimmy: i think you did a really good job. i think it's better with thee people. no offense, but the video is great and everything. but with three, it's like watching -- it's like mirror images in a way, you know? >> i don't want to say that jimmy and guillermo are bad at dancing. all right, i'll just say it, they're really bad at dancing. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that bed we were jumping on, they just sold it for $30 million. thank you. it's

i. guillermo, what did -- did attila the hun die of poisoning? i think so. >> jimmy: he's like my own version of google. this movie is coming out in a couple of cities. >> it will be in new york and l.a. >> jimmy: and people can watch'9" at their leisure on july 15th. there you go. jason momoa! "road to paloma" opens in select cities july 11th. when we come back, music from young fathers. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t -- mobilizing your world. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t -- mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank mike tyson, jason momoa and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, their album is called, "dead" here with the song "get up" - young fathers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ come here and do the right thing get up and have a party get up ♪ ♪ get up come here and do the right thing get up and have a party ♪ ♪ get up get up got no past no future ♪ ♪ fumbling through the ether take a ride in aquila cost you thir

>> guillermo: i didn't have breakfast. >> jimmy: it was a three-burrito day for guillermo, also todayn is celebrating his 75th birthday. hold on. i should explain. he is not real. comic book stores around the country had big events today. they gave away free collectibles for fans. it was a beautiful day for batman. it was a shame his parents were not around to see it. again, not real! no tragedy at all. not a real guy. no. we are celebrating batman day here tonight with a special guest, commissioner gordon ramsay is here with us today. shortly he will tell us we all suck. he is also going to show me how to make scrambled eggs, by the way, the reason they're celebrating batman day today, because the huge event known as comic-con starts tomorrow. every year, comic book lovers gather before returning to their sub-terrane sub-terranean bureaos. there are a lot of interesting things going on, marvel has introduced a new black captain america, also the first female four. and d.c. made a major announcement. we have the privilege of unveiling it here tonight. ladies and gentlemen i would like

>> dear, guillermo. i love you.ks filled with scrambled eggs. >> last week, i said i couldn't come over because i was busy. i wasn't busy. >> i'd rather sit in a bathtub full of orchids. >> this smells like a house with morning breath. >> like an egg salad sandwich you caught at the gas station. >> guillermo: i get it. my house doesn't smell too good. how can i fix it? [ dog barking ] >> guillermo: thanks, doggy. much better. here, have an old easter egg. >> dicky: don't mask the odors you've gone nose-blind to. eliminate them so you and your you've gone nose-blind to. eliminate them so you and your guests can breathe happy. ne "non (sfx) we staged an intervention to help his wife break the news. wife: this is what it's like when you're cooking fish... paul: wow... what is going on? i didn't think it was that bad. wife: yeah it's pretty bad. paul: yeah? wife: it's pretty bad. vo: febreze air effects works instantly to eliminate cooking odors you've gone "noseblind" to. wife: it smells so much better. vo: one of the

i. guillermo, what did -- did attila the hun die of poisoning? my own version of google. this movie is coming out in a couple of cities. >> it will be in new york and l.a. >> jimmy: and people can watch'9" at their leisure on july 15th. there you go. jason momoa! "road to paloma" opens in select cities july 11th. when we come back, music from young fathers. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t -- mobilizing your world. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t -- mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank mike tyson, jason momoa and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, their album is called, "dead" here with the song "get up" - young fathers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ come here and do the right thing get up and have a party get up ♪ ♪ get up come here and do the right thing get up and have a party ♪ ♪ get up get up got no past no future ♪ ♪ fumbling through the ether take a ride in aquila cost you thirty liras pushy dealer ♪ ♪ hits t

guillermo, i know you voted. guillermo doesn't just cast ballots, he prides himself on being an informed voter. he likes to know everything about the person he's voting for before he fills out the ballot. so guillermo traveled to dodger stadium today to interview outfielder yasiel puig. yasiel doesn't do many interviews, right? >> he's very shy. >> jimmy: he's very shy. interesting guy. he defected from cuba. he immediately became one of the best players in the major leagues. today he sat down with our very own guillermo for this yas-clusivo. >> guillermo: how are you? nice meeting you. the all-star game is coming up. okay? before i vote for you, i have a couple of questions. first question, who is on first? >> adrian gonzalez. >> guillermo: exactly. good answer. okay. another question. are you wearing a cup right now? >> no. [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: okay. >> guillermo: we'll be careful. i'll be careful. let me ask you one more question, do you feel bad for the pitcher when you hit a home run? >> no, i'm so

i think we ought to do it. >> guillermo: yeah, yeah, i'll watch it tonight. >> jimmy: thanks. homework for the first time ever. oh, honey, i'm beat, i had to watch this video. >> guillermo: yeah, go take care of the kids. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actress who keeps it real on the little screen too, her new movie "tammy" opens in theaters wednesday. please say hello to melissa mccarthy! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. >> hello, you look very handsome. >> jimmy: by the way, that movie is so funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: really, really, really funny. >> i believe, i guess. >> jimmy: that's all you need, right? >> yes. say yes. oh my god. that's a lot. >> jimmy: that's exciting. i would assume for you. but even more exciting maybe, i don't know, is you're going to have your hands and feet pressed in cement. >> i know, that's crazy. >> jimmy: over at gramin's chinese theater. >> i still think i'm getting my head wrapped around it. it took them -- i kept saying -- i don't know, i kept saying a weird thing when they told me it was happ

i will kick it through. >> jimmy: oh. >> guillermo: no, try again. not ready. >> jimmy: what happened? it seemed like you were ready. >> guillermo: that's cheating. >> jimmy: you were ready. you were ready. >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: i never played soccer before. yeah, throw it. throw it over here. okay. all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you try to score on me. i'll be the goalie. yeah. all right. >> guillermo: one more. >> jimmy: give it another try. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: sorry. >> jimmy: and now the wave of pain comes. >> guillermo: sorry. >> jimmy: this is the cup part of world cup that i forgot. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, uh -- this seems like an appropriate topic. father's day is this weekend. i won't be having any more children, but don't forget to call home and tell your mom to wish your dad a happy father's day on sunday. no one ever seems that excite add but father's day -- father's day is the microsoft zoom of holiday thousands. it is important. without fathers, who would be disappoint in little leagu

>> i guess now i know. >> jimmy: all right, guillermo, let's have a countdown, please. >> guillermo: e, two, one! >> jimmy: and -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's take a look at our instant replay. and amara leaps in, and i have to say, pretty good form. she doesn't have much of a belly. but -- i'm not sure how cheryl is going to judge seeing as how she did not actually see the dive. >> i did, i did, i was like this. >> i give her a 10 just for the bathing suit. but the dive was just gravy. >> jimmy: john gives her a 10. cheryl. >> i saw everything, jimmy, i give her a 9. >> jimmy: cheryl gives her a 9. and greg. >> i give her a 9 too. >> jimmy: greg also gives her a 9. >> the bounce there. >> jimmy: well, i have to say i'm surprised by this. amara, how do you feel about your flop? >> it didn't hurt as bad as i thought it would. >> jimmy: all right. well, you are the leader. right now you are the leader with 28 points. that's going to be a hard number to beat. should we go into the next -- okay. next round? all right. let's do one -- what is that? oh, okay. cousin sal has hand

>> 72 hours. >> guillermo has been in front of this store for 72 hours. >> and i haven't used the restroomhe line to use the restroom. why, guillermo? >> i cannot risk losing my spot. >> thee days is a long time to wait for anything. how have you been passing the time? >> i've been reading this book called "baby ducks." i want to be the first person in the whole world to try doritos loaded. >> hey, i want you to be the first person in the world to try them. >> i will never forget you. >> you've earned it. incredible. [ applause ] >> new doritos loaded available at 7-eleven starting july 2. check out 7-eleven.com for participating locations. ♪ ♪ she youryeah. my first. congratulations. your applewood pulled pork with extra pickles, sir. the subway applewood pulled pork has arrived. with that sweet, smoky flavor ya love. subway. eat fresh. when francois thibault said he with spring water and the n best french wheat. everyone here said... non, non! but little by little, the world got to love what he had made. grey goose, francois? the extraordinary belongs to those who make it. thlook what i

i assume they know how to play simon says. now, guillermofor the first round don't say simon says. just tell them touch your toes so we'll eliminate people right away. the kids can't hear me right now. all right? so just say touch your toes. >> touch your toes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. all right. all right. >> you're out. >> jimmy: we only nabbed one of them. simon says -- what else should -- simon says put your hands on your hips. >> simon say put your hands on your hips. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know if we can blame the kids. tell them to touch their toes again. >> touch your toes. >> touch your toes. >> jimmy: all right. >> oh, i'm sorry. you're going to have to go. >> jimmy: sorry, blondie. i think i've had enough of this game. tell the kids to gather around the creature because the creature does a pretty cool trick. okay. kids -- they can't hear me. gather around in front of the creature. >> get closer, kids. thank you. >> jimmy: all right. ask the kids if they're hot. >> kids, are you hot? >> are you kids hot? yes. >> jimmy: al

time, pull his teeth. [ laughter ] pull his teeth. [ cheers and applause ] what do you think, guillermo? >> i agree with you. >> jimmy: you know soccer. any way, there's a match today between bosnia and iran. it got off to an exciting start. in the fourth minute, iran came up with an amazing inbound pass we have deemed our world cup play of the day. ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: some international excitement. ryan seacrest has a new job, thank god. i was worried about him. [ laughter ] he just signed a deal with cbs to host and executive produce a fashion week special called "fashion rocks." the deal is notable because he now works for all four major networks, fox, nbc, host of new year's rockin' eve on abc, and now, cbs, too. in the television business, we call that a slut. [ laughter and applause ] but in the best possible way. while ryan seacrest is courting jobs, diane sawyer is giving hers away. it was announced today she will step down as anchor of abc "world news," and that's a big deal, especially for us here. first barbara walters, now diane sawyer. i'm about to be

i get the prize. if you get it correct, you get it. guillermo, what is our prize tonight? immy: you're nickel. i'm going to say gluten. and i'm going to say cats. how did i do? [ buzzer ] switch them around so we can see who is allergic to what. wow. you're allergic to nickel? >> with like fake earrings and stuff like that. >> jimmy: what happens to you? >> my ears get swollen and red. that's what they're typically made out of. >> jimmy: i reject that. boy, that is a weird allergy. are you really allergic to gluten? >> yeah, there's only certain types of bread i can eat or i'll get a strong migraine. or a stomach ache. >> jimmy: and you cats. i have to say it's kind of depressing. guillermo, go ahead and present them with their prize. congratulations. you have won. we'll be right back with eric dane. coach, making decisions is a big part of your job. so, which would you choose? this one that cleans or this one that cleans and protects against dryness? that one. that's it. you got one question for me? dove men+care bodywash cleans and protects against dryness. boys, can i ge

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guillermo. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: what's going on with you? >> every day i put on this suit and i wait for you to call.ing very muscular, by the way. i think you need to be careful. >> jimmy, it's called yoga. it's called jacked. >> jimmy: i know. >> i'm just doing dips waiting for you to call. what have i been doing? a little thing called online dating. >> jimmy: have you really? >> i am, i was interested in it. i actually joined a couple of sites. it's an amazing process, the online dating world. you can really -- the one site that i had a little difficulty with, ancestry.com has been -- >> jimmy: no, you've got the wrong -- >> i'm just not doing it right. >> jimmy: what sites are you on? >> i'm telling you right now, if you want to meet somebody, you can meet exactly the kind of person you're interested in online. if you're religious, join a website called christian mingle. you can mingle with christians. you can only talk about christian things. i'm not christian, but i'm sure they're talking about guilt. easter eggs. if you're jewish, you can join j-date.com. talk about jewish things. again, i'm n

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i have a pen? yes, thank you. all right. very good. do you have anything bigger than that? all right. here we go. hi, guillermo. i'm going to solve this right now, okay? [ laughter ] all right? now they're the fredskins. [ applause ] and now no one can be offended. >> the hell we can't! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was not expecting this. why, it's fred willard. >> yes, i'm fred willard. you're darn right. and i'm here on behalf of freds all over the world who are saying we're no longer going to stand for this hogwash or bull hooey. >> jimmy: i didn't mean to offend -- >> well, you did offend. we are all freds and each one of us is as unique as a snowflake. >> jimmy: okay. aren't you making kind of a big deal out of this? >> a big deal? you're saying it's no big deal? don't you try to run away from me, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: i wasn't -- >> i'm here to tell you. you tell that to all the freds who were supposed to be here for this protest but in fact they had prior engagements. which is besides the point. i'm talking about your fred savages and fred dirss and right said fred. and fred mercury. >> jimmy: he

guillermo, maybe we should play it on the show tonight. [ applause ] go get the bucket. >> i'll go get two. >> jimmy: i was just kidding, but go ahead, man. speaking of drinking, the u.s. team was back in the world cup today. here in l.a., people got up early to watch the game at 9:00 a.m. the american team played germany. it was a highly anticipated match. you know, the last time the u.s. and gerny squared off tom hanks died so matt damon could go home. [ laughter ] but this time didn't go go so well, either. germany beat us 1-0. but the good news is, no one was bitten in this game. even though the u.s. lost, we still advance to the next round because in soccer, nothing makes sense at all. there's no rhyme or reason for it. [ applause ] still don't know what's going on. on tuesday, our team mays the winner of group h, which is belgium. belgium is home to two main linguistic groups -- the dutch speaking flemish population and the french speaking population. thank you, week paid -- wikipedia. the belgians are favored to beat us, but they're not the power house germany is. bars all over l.a. were packed

i can find in common with them. usually sports or, you know, joking around, just about anything. >> my new favorite inmate. what's up, man, i'm paunch. >> guillermo favorite inmate. what's up, man, i'm paunch. >> guillermo. nice to meet you. a lot of times books. i'll notice what an inmate's reading. if it interests me, i'll talk to them about that. >> paunch developed a bond with ezekiel taylor while filming at the alameda county jail. near oakland, california. >> we were interviewing ezekiel and he was kind of an easy dude to joke around with. so we kind of got along good right away. >> i gotcha, man. i'm a professional at this now. >> i know, you make it easy. >> and as i spoke with him more, i found out what he likes to read. >> i've read a lot of books about, like, the rwandan holocaust over there in africa. i mean, just -- i'm real interested in history and in genocide. i mean, like, why would hitler want to do that? why would hannibal ride clear across the globe to go conquer rome when you live way the [ bleep ] over in africa. like, you come in way in the hell -- why? it all boils down to greed and it helps you understand people. because,

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