i mean when i was younger like i was i was my mama for earl said this in a song but i was too white for the black kids and i was too black for the white kids so i kind of didn't really fit much into a. into a couple you know a certain spot things like that so that no one then i wouldn't call it racism but you know or yeah like sometimes like in beverly hills or so like you know they just because i'm like a young black do not dress like this and i'll probably skin tissue nail on my skateboard or whatever it's like all of us do is window shopping but then i go cop my mom a really expensive purse and they want to treat you different oh crap you actually bought like they just think either i don't know if it is based off how i look or whatever but you know things like that is usually the rub zone but way to me he's got a call he actually brought this and he's buying more and old crabbe and i look out the window and see like oh that's a nice vehicle old crap like a motorcycle not at all i'm not touching my you have a girlfriend not at all interested in girls of course a love for a cause i lov

i lead a very. clumsy sad ridiculous existence for a while but i did on it together i think i did i yeah i i i just ell i just i i i think that i have the perfect girl in front of me and then i i decided to throw it all away to the i don't know what is so my oats and i couldn't so one. i. i just realized that i had made a horrible mistake immediately but i can can continuously confessed all of my thoughts and every impulse that i had and every indiscretion that i had and i sabotaged my life co-directing work. it it works i mean this is such a unique situation because we were telling a story that was about us and so it works you do a lot of planning ahead of time and then if you're if you're doing this kind of movie you have your wife sit there and direct you through scenes that are based on the most embarrassing parts of your relationship so basically i relieved all of the the terrible choices that i had made in front of her and she had to now tell me how to do it so she could say you know grovel more or that well you know this is me this is me spiralling into a pit of just darkness and neuroses how

if i do that i will not get a laugh, i will jinx myself. try to be truthful and never try to make anybody left. when i have to do these and when bonnie had to talk about where she came from rowing up in foster homes and the deep pain that is there that caused her to behave the way she did and become an addict and drink and expose her daughter to terrible things, it was a window into her life, what it was like for her growing up and people felt for bonnie. she went through all that. it is not an excuse. she is a person who has been wounded incredibly and doing that monologue, really feeling the sadness of what she had gone through and feeling the tears and be able to make a joke about it. i did steal a tv. it felt very natural and real to do that. i do not even know by answer the question. something gave me that i am going to have to marinate on be on this combination -- this conversation. there is one or two lines that you just blurt out. let me go back and unpack that. i used to go to a church and the preacher was kind of funny whenever he

i really hate myself for that. like i hate myself. i hate who i am. i love him so much and like, this whole time i've been preparing myself for if he did to go prison, i could wait three years, i could wait five years, i could do that, you know? >> but if they're convicted, styx will still to have deal with her own prison sentence. a reality kelley mcnaughton is quick to point out. >> i'm the legal defender for everybody. i'm telling her exactly what she's looking at. but your first time is it felony two? >> yes. >> felony two, presumptive is five years. minimum is four. max is ten. you'll do five years. >> i'm not doing five years. i'm not doing none of that. >> okay. well -- >> i've never been in trouble before! >> doesn't matter. >> i got no priors! >> no? i thought you were in here for driving under suspended. >> what's that? that's not -- >> so presumptive. five years, minimum four, maximum, ten. mitigated is three. i'm just being honest with you. because people can sugar coat it for you and stuff. >> i'm not doing it. i'm not. i'm not. my kids wo

killed his wife and why i mean so i don't i was totally limiting graeme king louis and i didn't have a lot of news and you didn't necessarily i don't didn't have cable i was had you know the networks and so he was this two sides of o.j. don't you think bill was a great coach i was around o.j. . not a lot. but he matter of fact i came into the in a felon played against buffalo he came over welcome to the n.f.l. could have been nicer and then when he and i saw him when we were interviewing when he was working network and doing interviews we would do interviews with the same people we met it's at hotels that have been tapped in him every day to me of a plate of age could have been more pleasant and nicer shot shot to the right we are now going to show you a little clip there it came to a point to add one more year to play bradshaw second string on purse strings or brad show i'm stepping out to chase the ducks and you're stepping in and you want to be an n.f.l. quarterback again after a couple years later he went to play with the washington redskins on the same team yeah he said robson yo

i. i i. i. i. i. i. put back with lance bass who allegedly didn't want to be a pop star he wanted to be what i always wanted to be honest and i was five years old a radio personality you better believe that you want to be on the air did you know i like lashing i love in the eighty's i grew up listening to my dad's wolfman jack records and you will do well i just and that's what i wanted to be so i would pretend i had my own radio show and of course that was during that the tape days so did the same thing you know you would record it and wait for the commercial get over on the request d.j. on the rate of like can you play the song in a certain time so i mean there's something i always love i love a countdown show to it's love counting down my favorite song tell me about dirty pop. dirty pop is my radio show that i'm just so proud of a few years ago serious i said would you ever do a talk show with us and i was like i there's no way i would have time to do that there's no way and so we tested out as a weekl

i am. that's who i am. that's how ito myself and to god in prayer, when i say, lord, you remember black angelou, 6'0" female, i write. when i feel i have to describe myself to the lord, i always include what i do. i write. that's what i do. i thank the lord i'm able to do other things, i'm grateful, but that's how i describe myself to myself. >> is it in your judgment, a learned craft? or is it -- >> everything is learned, charlie rose. i don't know how you learn it. but everything is learned. it is said that some people are born great, some achieve it and some have it thrust upon them. i think that's true of all the things you are. you're born that thing, you earn it and some of it is thrust upon you. i believe that to be so. >> soor story was thrust upon you. >> it was mine to live. mine to live. so it is now. it is mine to live. and i try to live it with so much flair. i surely do. > maya angelo, dead at 86. we continue our appreciation of maya an scre low with gail -- maya angelo with gail king, a friend of maya ang

i said i will sit down to write a short story i got ready to type i sat and i sat so i will begin withtle. i don't know what it is about yet. woody allen said calling from nothing to something was the hardest part but i learned later that isxd exactly it. i was blocked by trying to work on a machine and i began to understand now what i call wearing. it works like this. to begin with so little notebooks so finding something making notes i have something there. it is not good but it is something. then i proceed for coil is wanted to teach chemistry or physics quiddity to spare? so then i go to something like this that happens to be of book. how many of you read this? how many of you would like to? [laughter] >> but the if you have this she would be happy to cite it. but on this side of free here this is the narrative but on the other side i would receive these blank. photographs or whenever it happens to be. i had not written a word yet in the final manuscript but nothing is gone and now i have something to work from in that horrible fear the bank -- the blank page is not there. i began

knew that i was gay i knew what i was i knew i had to hide it i knew for the fact that i would never tell anyone my entire life i would go to the grave with the secret why well you know growing up in a place like that you know one of the earliest memories i ever knew was that i was gay around five years old i knew myself and you know i just knew i was attracted to this boy in kindergarten then the girl and i knew that even at that age that that was wrong i knew that people made fun of gay people and that there was something wrong with me at that early age and i knew i had to hide it and make sure that he so did do in your teen years you go out with girls of course you know you know once i at once i knew that i would hit puberty and have to start dating girls that's what i knew would be a lot harder but you know i dated girls and i had girlfriends all way up until i was you know twenty twenty one years old. we you when you were in it was in sing form and in mississippi it wasn't we formed in orlando all of all of us fr

knew i was what i heard i when i was young my wife's a little bit like really kind of everybody more so my own but i kind of heard from everybody because we were all on in the hood and that's you know in the hood it was it was cool and it was ok but no no different i'll give you a kind of a it's a it's an example but think about it like this we're on a football field we're playing again and something good happens all day long is cool to somebody on the bush because in that setting would beg group i'm in it's completely acceptable it's all the way cool well right now if we stood up and after we wrecked this amazing show and i smack somebody on the but it's not going to be cool side it's. going to get very uncool so i can't say i can never sit here and say that. that i that i love the word not i condone the word what do you make of the n.f.l. trying to ban the n word well i'm not bob you have probably banned me five hundred yards look my father the professor of black history he was he passed away but if they haven't told him he couldn't use that w

i wrote it when i was teaching full time. i started in january and wrote about an hour a day as fast as i could until july. so i did about, you know, 250-300 pages in six months which for me is very, very fast. but i cannot when i am composing like that i cannot maintain intensity for more than an hour and a half to two hours. so hour and a half to two hours a day for six months. >> other questions? >> when you did that first draft, what is the time period? did you give a rest until starting the second draft? did you work immediately? >> well, let's see, good question. i am trying to remember. i think i rested for a month or two. then i went into revision mode with which i love revising. i did four drafts before tj saw it and each took quite a few months. at that point, i worked slowly and if i am not teaching, if it is summer, i can work 15 hours a day. once i am revising time just goes by and i work. i took a little break after the first draft. maybe two months. >> what is the time when you started that first draft and got th

i mean, i think it's that simple. you know? i can't get into the religious aspect of it to the sexual aspect of it that i look for the, as you said earlier, the character of a person. and that's good enough for me because i have my own things that i've got to deal with, you know. [laughter]. i don't have an answer to everything. so -- >> we are getting pretty close to the end here and typically at this time, you know, is when the moderator will ask how do you want to be remembered and one thing or another. but i have -- i have researched that and i looked at 31 people who says how they wanted to be remembered and then when i actually read the follow-up, not one of them was remembered the way they said they wanted to be remembered. so we won't waste our time with that bit of morbid wishful thinking. [laughter]. but i do have -- i do have some -- a couple of last questions for you. we've gotten pretty serious here and i think that this wonderful audience deserves a little chocolate shake with their broccoli. so let me -- let me ask

think though i hope i mean i go to some funny when i don't i don't think i focus on the diagnosis are the things associated with i just say this is my son this is some of the things that he does it's a big part of my life and i just use that as part of the humor all dizzy he's eleven now is he doing better yes doing great the wonderful kid happy healthy and very affectionate it was scarier for you doing this in front of a live audience acting or standing up up stand. oh. stanhope's definitely harder scary is what movie skerries are all we have a lot of because we feed off it you know i mean it's like we kind of it's like what makes you more anxious to do what i get more excited and charged to do stand up and it's always because that's me and nobody can filter what you're going to say you know the scariest thing is thinking about trying to get a real job like what we do about. it please laugh at it because it will go off and datable has become unbeatable as with all in all the success it's a ten year run is seinfe

i had thought because i was successful and i had a lot of money, i had a great career, that i had risen above all of the issues. and i realized probably around in my early 30s that i had not. so, prior to writing the book, i had done extensive sessions of therapy because i didn't want my past to win. i wanted to reap and enjoy all of the benefits of life and all of my efforts to have a great life. so, when i sat down to write it, was it difficult? yes. there were days where there was a lot of crying. there were days where there was a lot of laughter. human does run throughout the book despite the terrible stories you are telling me. the abuse in the early years was really strikeing, abuse from your family, abuse from some of the nuns in the convent you were sent to as a toddler. you were three years old. did it feel sometimes like everyone that was supposed to be you? >> no. there were certain people that were supposed to be taking care of me that were hurting me. but as a child, i just -- everything was very clear to me. it was confusing at first. who is my mother? who is my aunt? why

can't do it so i can't even military i don't have her address. i i. i . her. leg. length. they just leave them with the economic ups and downs in the final a long day so long the deal sank i and the rest because i was doing the case it will be every week the last name a lender led. the pledge it was terrible they come up very hard to make a play once again a little longer here a plug in that had sex with her rick perry nolan's lips and the color long. live the american lives limitless a bit. of a. debating american foreign policy is there one any more traditionally the political left and right and clearly different positions on how washington should exert power in the world today it appears everyone in the establishment is a hot. bits wouldn't he hit me again today three times in the shoulder with this this dinner once in my head just because i said don't shout what a moron i hate him when's the next time why didn't they meet him when he raised his hand the first time it was an actor were two thousand and three two months after our wedding. when i

but i know who they are, they know who i am and i love them. angry that i would put hands on them because of what i went through. and my dad taught me that. unfortunately, he taught me in the wrong way. >> but, you know, we can't change our past. >> you know, we can't change what was already done. we can make sure it never happens again. >> yeah, and i always wish that it hadn't happened, but we know that it's not possible. >> i know. it's okay, though. >> i know what i did to you was terrible. i cry, still cry. i'll never stop crying. >> i know. >> you know, i don't care how many times you tell me you've forgiven me, it's there. >> i know. >> the most brutal beating of all occurred when chris was 14 years old and had snuck out of the house. >> you know, i think about that time. i mean, i see it just like it was yesterday. >> so the next day, he's at my bedroom door knocking on my bedroom door, and i open my door and he asked if he could talk to me. i told him, yeah. and he came in the room and he looked at me and he asked if he could hug me and

i want to do. i can't say what's going to happen. if i can get released from here and get hit by a car, you never know. but my intentions, i'm not robbing nobody no more. i ain't touched a gun in years. and i won't touch a gun. you know what i mean? i don't got to look over my shoulder anymore, all that [ bleep ] is done and over with. i don't got to worry with the street life. the street life is the farthest thing from my mind. so what can i focus on? my child. >> and down goes frazier. >> got it. you know what it was? the glare from the camera got in my eye. [ bleep ] happens, right? you know what i'm saying? >> we were interviewing both brothers at the same time, and by this point, i knew them pretty well. we'd spent a lot of time with them. and i thought they both had a lot of potential. and they both expressed the desire to change when they got out of this latest jail stint. so i asked them, where do you guys see yourself in five years. and gabriel expressed that he wanted to move to louisiana, so he could get a fresh start. >> right

i got up, i thought i said stuff to them. ow what's cool." so it was time to ask a question, i guess. so i wrote on the board, i tried to write the question. i was like, "what the heck is wrong with the chalk at this school? this school is so fancy, such an expensive school. they have bad chalk. you can't even hold it." and i was just like, "this is so hard. why is this so hard?" and then i was like, "oh, i'm hot now. i'm so hot." and then i realized that i hadn't taken off my hat or my scarf or any of my outer wear at all and i had my mittens on. [ laughter ] and i couldn't -- it was just like, "oh, no, girl. no." and then i was like -- i wrote something on the board. [ laughter ] and i turned and i looked and all it said was in really difficult writing was, "how seems the difference," dot, dot, dot. and then a giant question mark. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's outstanding. that is outstanding. >> thank you. thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: also outstanding is your new film "obvious child." it's so wonder

you know, if i don't, i don't. but i hope i do. i hope, god, i hope. this about killed me. >> the next morning, culbertson arrives at the prison administration building for her parole hearing. if parole is granted, she could be released within days. >> how are you feeling? >> like a whore in church. >> during our interview with culbertson, her mother and sister arrived to offer character references at the hearing. >> that's why i hurt. i hurt that the most. that's my life. my mom's my heart. i love her to death. i need a miracle. >> this will be the initial parole hearing on sandra culbertson, which we are considering you for parole today for sentence for contraband in the facility and aggravated assault. where do you plan to live when you get out? >> i'm going to live with my mom and my sister because my mom's my heart. i want to take care of her until i can't kick her anymore or she stops percolating. >> i was looking over your offender profile. it mentions two c write-ups in january. two-c and a class b in december. in december, there was disrespect,

what i knew not what i thought happened i really did my focus was i kept thinking but i don't remember the prosecutors reviewing this i sat with them for many hours i don't remember certain questions so i had that deer in the headlight look which people said it's because i was trying to be that honest i was trying to remember everything and it was very difficult as you're almost did you ever get depressed why i think everybody gets depressed but. my parents a passed away but at the time with my mom it was i have a very large family it's when you have a great support it's hard not to get depressed and you know they don't make you humbled if there's any more fame they know to make you say you're just this regular guy want to be actor guy from walkie so i had a great friends who. one friend of us is named will stump who helped me tremendously in my life when you testified was it hard to look at o.j. what was it like what was the certain things stand out when i was looking at o.j. if you times wave like this and it was almost a c

i meant what i said. i have a choice because i have nothing to lose. you see my point. i don't have nothing to lose. >> usually i hang out right here. this is my spot. i used to stay over there but the child killers took it over and they can have it. i don't argue with nobody about spots. i feel like the whole joint belongs to me since i killed to get here to get it. a whole lot of guys think that i'm an insane psychopathic murderer. i ain't anybody. >> later bennett revealed he did care what the lockup audience would think. nancy doom took me to meet alex at his cell so i could get a few extra sots of him. he was taking this long pull off the cigarette. i could start to see the gears turning in alex's mind a little bit. and he said to me, why do you need all of this footage, i just don't get it. why do you need all this footage about me? >> what's that? >> just sitting here looking goofy. >> he was upset. and it was like a switch. he went from being terribly cooperative to not being happy about this situation and there was a really, really discernible shift in his demea

mean i i don't know i feel like people will just want more and more to surround themselves with their very very very specific needs in very very very specific inner circles and i don't know what platforms are going to emerge to do that but but i do believe that we are essentially slowly slowly just isolating ourselves to our own little corner of the world when you see netflix who we're on. t.v. lives as there is a point of viewing and you can watch anything whenever you want i think i think appointment viewing has largely faded away which is why it's really interesting that there are still shows like walking dead that people when you see event programming that sort of feels like event based programming people do feel compelled to watch because they don't want to miss out they don't even spoils the sports and sports or shows like game of thrones or walking dead or you know like when breaking bad was on t.v. always going to be around i think it will merge with it because eventually you have two cables going

if i did not like newark, i would go on my way. if i did like that, i would call that my home and the law degree would be applied there. as a workout, i did like newark. that's how i came to go there. at the end of the semester and graduated. my parents wanted a formal graduation. , and went their sake home and came back up on the bus to newark. >> you just mentioned that was already looking past through all the work in the south to a new type of phase or movement. respects, newark would be a place where the movement came and found an urban context. did you explicitly understand that was your project when you came? the movement had already come north. i just did not think about it as being the movement. what i was doing in harlem, trying to build a playground in 1964, that was part of the movement. the northern student movement was part of the movement. i did not see me as part of that until tom brought it home. been formed to do the same thing. to take on what is going on in the north, because it's harder, it's more about class than ra

do i can see past i guess i move forward something i have never sure what was nicole nicole if she was just high energy love working out rant every day with her with crist's kurdish she had a great mother loved her kids and it's a shame that cheating it's your kids grow up and it's a shame that ronald goldman get a chance to have kids to be a wonderful dad. she was a good mother great mom a good friend yeah you know i think if you did this sort of sort of base things on i think when. parent can trust their kids with someone i think that size compliment that it was ok for to go to store in their kids are safe and i do or the kids and o.j. also knew that that we could trust kato o.j. loved his kids the kid they were boy they were there were moments that they were just great together but rumors that she also folder up. i guess those are just the rumors i don't know i didn't i didn't see that the media and its rise since then it all blew up since then right then never even took off it helped make c.n.n. i mean c.n.n. with the war

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and i really feel that i let -- i let them down. especially to the younger fans, i should be -- as a public figure, i should be an example and inspiration, and i'm an a-hole. and i'm 56, and i should know better. so i said to them, and i also say i extend my apology and my love and best wishes to the -- to my fan base. >> jimmy: i'm stuck on the fact that you call your fans team oldman. >> well, they've been pretty loyal. >> jimmy: can i be very honest with you? i know i shouldn't, but i'm so happy that someone has to apologize on this show, and it's not me for once. [ applause ] so thank you. >> i mean, have you ever been -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i do stupid things all the time. but i think it's important when somebody apologizes to accept their apology. like some people, nothing is ever enough, and there's no end to it. and you could go on forever for some people. but it's obvious -- well, i guess, i don't know. you are a great actor, so we cannot trust anything you say. [ laughter ] >> oh, no, trust me. >> jimmy: all right. so, yeah

don't think i was very good when i was out there. iow i can be better. >> joe watson committed armed robbery after his gambling addiction spiraled out of control. but that didn't stop him from taking the biggest gamble of his life after he landed in jail. facing a possible sentence of 25 to life, he's chosen to represent himself. but that gamble has paid off. >> filing so many motions, my prosecutor in response to one of my motions has basically conceded that i'm not facing any more than 9.25 years and i had to read it about three times over and over and over again before i finally got it. and it was really emotional. it was really an emotional moment, because after sitting in here for three years now and not knowing what's going to happen and believing that there was even potential for me to spend the rest of my life in prison and now that that is completely gone, knowing that i will have an actual second chance at life, you know, a chance to redeem myself. it's a huge relief. if something is unjust and unfair, you have to fight. unfo

i gave you -- i gave you fair warning. and, it everyone's watching this show right now, so i need everyone who's watching to tell ten of your friends. [ laughter ] and tell them to ten of their friends, and then hopefully by august 25th, everyone will have seen the last episode of "fargo." we have got such a great show for you tonight. one of my heroes, mike myers, is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] so excited about that. also joining us, the subject of mike's new documentary "supermensch," shep gordon. very interesting guy. i'll be chatting with my friend, the very funny whitney cummings. [ cheers and applause ] and we'll have music from tove lo. [ cheers and applause ] so, obviously everyone here knows everybody at the show gets to work at 30 rock. it's an amazing building in the center of new york city. it's got a ton of history. and because of its history, quite a few tourists visit this place. and sometimes i'll get recognized by people when i'm coming into the office. and most of my interactions with people are great.

was just--i just longed for the big city. and i had no skills. i knew how to do--i couldn't do anything. and when i had to go to work, the only thing i knew how to do was type, and not very well, and through a series of circumstances, i got a job on commentary as a secretary to the managing editor. and then i left to have two children, and then when i divorced, i went back there, this time to work as the secretary to the editor in chief. and it's very--there's a funny story, because the managing editor for whom i worked was a friend of norman podhoretz. they had had a friendship, and norman was in germany in the army, and they were corresponding. and one day this man, robert warshow, wrote a letter to norman and said, 'there's someone here who says she knows you. her name is midge decter, and if her typing ever improves she may be here when you get back.' my typing never improved, but i was there anyway. c-span: how did you get to new york? >> guest: i--well, i blackmade--mailed my parents, actually, is what i did. i told them i wanted to study heb

i, uh--i-i had other ideas. wanted to talk about royalties and stuff like that instead of, you know, just a clear percentage. i don't know if i'm willing to give up any ownership of the business. >> the reason that i don't want to be a lender is because i want to be on the elevator. if i didn't think there was something good, i would be a lender at a high rate. >> right. >> but i think there's something here. i want to invest my money in mr. green tea for two simple reasons--i know it's safe, because they have the financial controls in place, and they manage their money probably better than i've seen any business so far, and i know my return on capital is gonna exceed my expectations. i think my offer is very fair. i think my offer is well thought-out. i mean, without me, you're gonna stay a $2-million company until he's 60. >> this is something i would really have to think about. >> that's a real check, by the way. >> i--i see that. >> [laughs] >> i--[sighs]--i-i have to think about it a little bit. >> well, let

>> i don't think i hit the line as good as i could have. carriage and i wanted to say motor car-riage. car-riage. if i really hit that ca, it'll be funnier. >> seth: you know i think you're right. i think it would be funnier. >> nope, we're just gonna have to start from the top then -- hi, everybody, how you doing? [ cheers and applause ] okay, okay. that's great. how you doing? as many of you may have figured out, i'm not a real audience member. this is part -- yeah. this is part of what we call "in the business," a skit. my name is seth reiss, i'm a writer on "late night with seth meyers." that gentleman right there -- thank you for that gentleman right there, that's seth meyers. >> seth: they know who i am. >> okay, so here we go. we're going to start again from the top, so pretend like you're seeing it for the first time. so big laughs, we're happy, we're happy. big laughs. [ cheers and applause ] big laughs. big lots is a store. okay. seth, from the top, big boy, let's go. woo! >> seth: okay, here we go. welcome back to "late night," n

>> all i know is i loved so much what he did. i was so fortunate because, when i was 13, 14, 15, 16, when he was doing "the dick van dyke show," i know that i was a pain in the but. he let me come every day in the summer. iluould go to the des cahuenga studios and i would watch them with the writers and the directors and the actors and it was a tremendous experience for me. i always just wanted that. but it was overwhelming. i didn't know how i could quite ever do that. >> there is no question about it. rob reiner is one of the smartest people i know and he has been smarts and a little kid. very serious. when he was three or four years old and we did the 2000-year-old man, he would sit on the steps. he would get it. there is a very good brain in there. there is no question that he had to become who he became. i the way, his brain manlius from his mother. [laughter] i said this many times and i really meant it. his mother is an extraordinary woman. i said she raised three great kids. he has two siblings. i am proud of all of my kids

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>> no, i think not. i think i had long ago come do term with -- ambiguity here -- on the one hand they were great parents, they -- their principle of child raising which i tried to replicate into my own children and grandchildren, was neglect. don't bother you. go about your business. and there was -- but also very encouraging of questions, and we did do things together. it was not totally alienated. they -- if they had been deeply or dramatically religious, i think that would have put an absolute lid on me. very young. not that i ever talked to them about the things i'm now talking to you about. but they didn't. they didn't get in the way, and -- at all. so that's my -- two neglectful parents. >> part of your mark in the world is as a feminist, and as a feminist who was part of feminism in its early days. among the things i loved in this book, your details, talking about wearing metal curlers in your hear at night, and shower splash and these things, and it evoked a certain kind of girlhood that women had just be

but i just -- i don't know. maybe that's why iause i've had a boring -- you know, i mean, everything was straitlaced, by the books. >> what are you going to do when you get out? >> hm? >> you have a college degree, tara. >> i know, but i got felonies. i was 20 going to school for being a dental assistant and i graduated. but while i was there, there was a girl, she was like, you should come to the massage parlor and work because you have a good personality, you know, you're pretty, da da da. i'll be honest, i had no idea, but i just jumped right in there and just joined with her, and it just came natural. and really, once i got the money in my hand, i wanted to do another one and another one and another one. >> as goddard moved from the massage parlor to a street prostitute to an online escort, she refined her practice. >> i wouldn't get on top of a trick. that's too personal. i wouldn't kiss them. i would say at least 85% of my men are married with kids. i overexaggerate things to make them feel they're doing a good job. you're g

so i said i still have a problem. i wish i knew this before. i would have never done t i shook his hand. it means a lot in life. it means a lot even toward branding. i don't want to do it. i called mark, i said do you think i could get out of it? he said you shook my hand. so we did it. so the show opens. and it opened at number 10, which is massive. when you're number 10, that's a big show. it opens at number 10. it goes down to number eight. it then goes down to number five. in three weeks. it then goes to two and then goes to one. and i knew how big it was because the head of nbc television and the head of nbc called me up. i never met him. he said, it was 7:00 in the morning. and he called me up he said, donald, hello, i just wanted to wish you happy birthday. i said i never spoke to the guy. called me for a happy birthday. he's showing weakness. you have to remember. i get call from the chairman of nbc, fantastic guy, he calls and he said, happy birthday, donald. is everything good? i'm feeling great, thank you very much. my wife said, who

>> i am who i am today because of it. and ik i came out too bad. >> no, no -- >> after jumping the hurdles and going through ups and downs, but -- >> now you bounce back. >> yeah. yeah. >> i know we don't know each other that well. but i know i'm going to get to know you. i'm going to make a -- you're going to be a big part of my life, honey, you and emily. >> i just want you to be there. >> i'm going to be there, you know what i mean? >> life is too short. >> it is. >> we waste time. >> i know. >> one week after his reunion with rayven, slagle received horrible news. >>> just days after seeing his daughter for the first time in eight years, ray slagle received horrible family news. his twin brother, roy, is back in prison. >> i talked with my mom and my mom told me that roy, he went to the parole office drunk. and i'll be honest with you, that kind of made me mad. like why are you slapping it in their face? if you're going to do it, okay, sneak around until you get caught. but, i mean, you could have done that any old time. no

i was in the middle of. i kept thinking how much i had missed when i was hit. i was upset that i missed so much. photographing of that event was cut way short. i missed a lot, an incredible amount. the things i saw that night -- it was incredible. it was insane. right after i got hit in the face, a soldier jumps out of the tank to surrender. i still remember how pristine his uniform was. and he just ordered beating someone. then there was another soldier who was already dead and on the ground. people were grabbing my cameras and ripping them apart. i was waving my passport, screaming i was american. >> what happened to kurt? the kid? >> he was supposed to go to the ap office but he got lost in the side streets because he was trying to avoid the gunfire. so he went to the u.s. embassy and gave them the film and said this is very important. the embassy passed it on to ap. but kurt risked his life to get that film back. and listen for him i never would've had that photo on the wire. i owe him a lot. there were three other photographers, and just recently one of them found a ground-level image that r

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i mean, i don't look for trouble or hard things to do. ir, i look for things i can to without too much trouble. and i -- >> you understand this, you're making no sense whatsoever right now. [laughter] >> why? >> you are, first of all, insanely prolific. >> yeah, but it's not hard. [laughter] >> that does not make me feel were better, by the way. >> once i find a story that engages me and a character and a situation that engages me, it's very easy. i mean, i have to spend time with him, which to other people might be onerous. but -- and i have to kind of learn some things. but if situation and the character's right, the rest often just kind of takes care of itself. and so maybe it's just, for me, maybe given my proclivities, maybe it's just what i am doing is finding the path of least resistance. >> which of your books was the hardest? >> to write? >> to write. >> probably "the new new thing." and it's a good way to judge t9ñ i think back on them, i think almost on olympic dives, you have to have the degree of difficulty as well as the execu

i mean, i do have one thing i will say though. ll not be willing to hire certain people. >> you focus too much on the past. >> i am never gonna be willing to ever work with your girlfriend. >> she's got nothing to do with our business. >> she thought she was gonna work for our business. >> you conspire these things in your head that are untrue. >> trust is everything to me, loyalty. >> you can't explain yourself. you have no proof. >> oh, i explained myself very clearly. the bottom line is, when you're disrespectful to me and you try to hurt me and my business, i'm not cool with it. >> well, then you probably should've checked yourself. >> guys, i don't know if i can do a deal with you guys, because i'm concerned that you guys can't even have a conversation and just be calm about it. my name isn't going on this. i mean, i got a brake light that's crooked. there's no finish on this. look at this seam right here. i mean, this unit really should go back. and later... i asked you to see your financials. two days in a row, you didn't ha