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can't believe i actually did that. >> jimmy: yeah, i remembered -- this was -- i wasn't -- a young kid. >> you never drink. >> jimmy: fairly recently. yeah, no, ihere we had to jump over the other guy and then the other guy would throw you even into the bags more. >> it's similar. it's similar toward it. maybe how we were playing this together. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] and my -- it's the dumbest thing i had ever done. and i remember going over, over the bags and into the street. [ laughter ] and i scraped my face on the street and ended in like in a puddle -- >> jimmy. >> jimmy: of like, antifreeze and like i don't know what. but yeah -- >> i was better at it than you. i won a lot of the contest. >> jimmy: you were better. next time you come over, we are having an garbage bag diving contest. >> let's do it. >> jimmy: let's do it. bring back the old days. >> i'll start counting days again. yeah, i'll just keep drinking this, and we'll be out there in a minute. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: counting days. i want to talk to you -- i have lots to talk to you about. "arrested development." >> yup. >> jimmy: i'm very excited about this. [ cheers and app

i thought she said 'i love you,' so i said it back. i really said, 'i love those pants.' so i said, 'oh yeah, that's what i said, too.'" [ laughter ] "i like your pants too -- your pants on." good cover-up, man. he's quick, that guy. "your pants, too. [ stuttering ]

myself that they've sold out of mine. [ laughter ] that's how i sleep at night. >> jimmy: that's how you sleep at night, yeah. i remember i once i have a ben & jerry's, and i went in and i looked at the scoops. to see who's was scooping more. >> yeah. mm-hmm. >> jimmy: mine or yours. >> yeah, and? >> jimmy: and yours -- yours was scooped more. but, here's what made me angry. >> what? >> jimmy: the kid behind, the poor young man behind -- i go, "hey, how you doing, man? i'm jimmy fallon." and i actually had to say my name. he had no idea who i was. i go, which ice cream is selling more, colbert or jimmy fallon? i was with a couple writers, and he goes, "oh, definitely the colbert." [ laughter ] really? you're not gonna lie to me. [ talking over each other ] >> i'm right here. >> jimmy: i introduced myself you rude, jerk. >> where is that? i'll go there, i'll ask. >> jimmy: you will? >> i'll go there and i'll ask. >> jimmy: it's in hollywood, california, tinsel town. >> yeah. hey, listen. speaking of hollywood and tinsel town, and celebrating. you just won a grammy. >> jimmy: i just won a grammy award. >> congratulations. [ cheers

i was making up. and i would show them in film festivals in new york. by film festivals, i mean like eight people in a lot of. >> yeah. >> we are all looking at each other's movies. ithought what if i could do something for more than eight people or like maybe bigger, what would that be. >> yeah. >> so i thought okay, i wrote to about 500 art centers in europe ann i said i'm planning a fall tour and this? i mean -- >> just said i'm doing this. >> i had no fall tour. i had no idea how to do a fall tour or a spring tour. any tour, i didn't have any idea. but i got about five answers automatiout of those hundreds ad went off on a tour. >> yep. >> aad did things in other languages and kind of invented a style of what -- what would be called let's say multi-media. >> back then it was probably significant that you were working in different media and the fact is back then it was significant that you were working with technology, with -- >> yeah. media meant electronics. >> the thing that i think is so interesting is that you were a techno file before it was cool to be a technoo3 file. back in those days when you began to incorporate technology and other things intooyour p

i don't think so. i think it should help. >> really, have you seen my show? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i listen to the audio books. >> did you? >> i really do, yeaho books. no, of course i love your show. >> thank you -- that's nice of you to say. that's nice of you to say, that you love my show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i was about to go over it and change the subject -- >> oh, okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: -- into a different subject. >> that's a strong word, love. >> jimmy: i do love your show. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: i think you're doing something no comedian has ever done on television. >> thank you. thank you. oh, thank you very much. >> jimmy: i've got to be honest. >> i really -- i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think it will go down in the history books as one of the best performances by a comedian ever in the history of comedy. >> well, thank you very much. >> jimmy: it's a great show. good writing. >> i love your show, too. >> jimmy: have you ever seen our show? >> i'm old. i don't stay up that late. [ laughter ] no, i do, i do. >> jimmy: you do. >> for similar reasons. >> jimmy: you have trouble slee

yeah. did you get nervous at all when you met the president and the -- >> i was so nervous the first time that i met the president that the only thing that i we did a bit with the president where we slow jammed the news. >> i remember that. classic. [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: and he was -- and they said this whole thing. i had to go meet the president. "we'd like the host to meet the president when he comes around the back parking garage, whatever." so, i go, "okay." so, i went to go meet him and i had a sign that said, "barack." you know? [ laughter ] like you have at the airport. and he came and he was just super-cool. and he gets right -- like, he just looks right in your eyes. >> i know. >> jimmy: and a really charming guy. and then -- very presidential. and then, we went back, to go over the slow jam with the writers and he was going-- at the end, normally, when we do it with brian williams or whoever we do it with -- at the end of slow jam -- we just basically read a news story and make it really sexy -- and at the end, usually we go -- [ smooth ] "ohh yeahh." and barack goes -- [ imitating barack ] [ brusquely ] "oh yeah." [ lau

i was crying and things. and i came out and saw it. they'd mocked it up on the computer. and i got scared. like, i scared myself. >> jimmy: yeahw. and whole thing is terrifying. i don't know what on earth possessed me to agree do this. >> jimmy: you did this in scotland, yes? >> i did it at the national theater of scotland. [ with scottish accent ] >> jimmy: absolutely! [ laughter ] get to the theater! >> that's right. [ with scottish accent ] >> jimmy: the good people there. >> right, plays by shakespeare. [ with scottish accent ] >> jimmy: yes. kilt or no kilt. >> that's right. there was no kilt. >> jimmy: no kilts involved. pantless. >> it's a -- actually. but i did it in scotland then we did it at the lincoln center festival here for a couple weeks. >> jimmy: your mother came to the show in scotland. she was very concerned. >> my mom -- okay. so i had my mom. she knows john, the director. the director of it. one of the directors is andy. and i heard it because the dressing rooms didn't have walls all the way up. so i heard her saying to john and andy, "oh, it's fantastic. i'm so proud. you've got beautiful work." la la la.

i didn't say anything. i didn't say anything. i didn't say anything. >> i beat you. i beat you, fallon. i beat you at your own game. >> jimmy: i'm so upset. i'm so upset. >> but i beat you. >> jimmy: yeah this book is actually, you're saying that even though you did get gastric bypass surgery, the way you've kept the weight off is you actually ride your bike to work. >> i do. >> jimmy: you eat healthy. >> i try to eat as healthy as i can, i exercise. my goal is to get good enough so that one day, i just walk in and kill my trainer and walk away. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] but you have recipes in here and all that stuff. >> all that stuff. >> jimmy: which is great, i like that. i want to talk about this crazy blizzard. >> yes. >> jimmy: the country is on lockdown. >> yes, the weather channel has named it nemo. >> jimmy: nemo. >> nemo. >> jimmy: why? >> just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. >> jimmy: yeah, why would they call it nemo? >> well, they had a list of names and somebody liked pixar movies. >> jimmy: so what is it? the northeast is just going to get -- >> well, it's going to be really bad up in boston, up in massachusetts along the new england coast. we're talking upw

i see him sometimes -- >> jimmy: is it that how you do an impression of lorne? >> i don't know. yeah, you guys all do him. i just copy everyone else's. >> jimmy: i no. [ laughter ] he bleeps it out. you're allowed to curse but you can't do an impression of lorne, yeah. i don't really have one. i just have a -- but, like, dana carvey does it -- >> yeah, everyone does it great, and i just copy that. >> jimmy: that's a good one. >> yeah. >> i went to a party for him in california. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> tinsel town and -- it was -- this guy, brad grey, who was the head of paramount, so he was an old manager of mine. so, he goes, "come by." and i don't see these guys. he goes, "this is a dinner for lorne." it's always like weird 'cause it's like a big house and everyone is important and it's dead quiet and i'm sort of, like, nervous, talk too much. >> jimmy: are you the entertainment? >> i guess. i'm sort of ever like a jester. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i come over and there's jack nicholson, these's vidal sassoon who has passed away since. but got to meet him. he was a legend. and then, like some big directors and lor

>> i haven't seen my brother in a minute. >> jimmy: yeah. >> in a minute. >> jimmy: yeah, i missed you. i just missed you, man. >> yeah, i yeah. dude, congrats. you're now the biggest, giantest star even now on twitter. >> on twitter, i heard. i'm actually -- >> jimmy: you have more followers than lady gaga. >> lady gaga. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] lady gaga -- you have like 40 million followers. something like that. >> 40 -- >> jimmy: 40? something like that. it's like 30 something point nine or something. i don't know the exact deal, but congrats. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: that's awesome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're just hitting it out of park left and right. [ cheers ] people like that -- have followers like that. i follow you on twitter, and saw -- you're hanging out with lots -- all your friends have a 'lil in front of their names. >> 'lil. >> jimmy: they're all 'lil. >> 'lil. >> jimmy: they're all little. >> you know, they're short little guys. >> jimmy: no, they're not that short. i mean, it's a 'lil twist and 'lil vay. >> we're riding horses! >> jimmy: where is this? man, how do you -- >> this is in calif

time i was here i forgot to tell you congratulations. 20 years on the show you did, 20 years on the air. >> yeah. >> dave: that was the last time you were here. >> yeah, i think was. >> dave: thanks, i appreciate it. good job. good to have you here. yeah, i have a lot of photos here. these are memory lane photos. >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> dave: should i show the photos or do you want to tell the story. >> i'll start. >> dave: okay. >> this is me. >> dave: you in high school, to give you an idea what kind of guy you were. >> okay. when i was in first grade, we're going to back it up a bit. >> dave: i don't know if we have that kind of time but go ahead. >> no, i was-- i was in-- i was smart when i grew up, this is ace shocker. i was sort of like no friends, smart, first through 8th grade. i was in math and reading and the chets club which was not the panty dropper i thought it would be. which was unfortunate. and i keep going. and then when i got to high school, i had no friends but my brother was cool in high school. and so all the school's merged. and then i was suddenly school by association. that's where i really lit up. >> dave: you were the cool guy's brother. >> yes, which helped

i know you. >> yeah? >> jimmy: yeah, i think i do. jimmy: yeah, we don't know each other, but we -- >> we should hang out. >> jimmy: we know each other, yeah. i love kenny. he's pretty awesome. all right, i'm psyched about this. kenny, you know what that sound means right there. it is time for a brief behind-the-scenes look at the making of the rabbit wigs commercial. ♪ >> okay, rolling. >> all right. >> rabbit wigs. rabbit wigs. rabbit wigs. >> let me try one. rabbit wigs. [ light laughter ] >> that's the one. ♪ kiss me kiss me yeah kiss me kiss me kiss me kiss me yeah ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. here we go, kenny. let's "name that guy." [ beeping ] [ siren ] oh, you know what that sound means. you get a free hint. >> hint! >> all right, cool. >> jimmy: here's your hint. his name is not igor stanislovski. now, with that hint in mind, what is your answer? >> god, it's got to be something eastern european. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. yeah, he looks it. [ light laughter ] >> vlad von heiss. >> jimmy: vlad von heiss. judges, can we accept

i mean, i know -- i know it's scary and the power outages, but i guess i spent so long -- i grew up in arizona, and i was in l.a. for ten years. and i like the snow. >> jimmy: yeahall i can hear about. >> i'm ready for it. >> jimmy: i mean, roker keeps calling me up going, "here's what's happening in your neck of the woods." [ laughter ] i go, "al, you got to lose my number, buddy." [ laughter ] but you're out there. here's what's so cool. >> what? >> jimmy: you have an ice skating rink in your backyard. >> this is what's going on in brooklyn in my backyard right now. >> jimmy: it's for your son. >> this is my 5-year-old, and his dad made an ice skating rink in our backyard. >> jimmy: how cool are you? >> he flooded it. yeah, look at this -- river's ice rink. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: aw, he's a cute kid, too. >> hockey gear, hockey gear. >> jimmy: that's so awesome. my parents made an ice rink like that in my backyard once. >> did they really? >> jimmy: growing up, but it was -- >> where did you grow up? >> jimmy: saugerties, new york. upstate new york. and it was so lumpy. they don't know how to make an ice rink. [ laughter ] it was lumpy, and it was just awf

i thought she said 'i love you,' so i said it back. i really said, 'i love those pants.' so i said, 'oh yeah [ laughter ] "i like your pants too -- your pants on." good cover-up, man. he's quick, that guy. "your pants, too. [ stuttering ] i mean the ones you wore the other day." this one's from @liston617. he says, "took a girl to the movies for our first date. heard, 'hey honey' behind us. my mom was at the same movie." [ laughter ] "put your arm around her." >> steve: get me some grandkids. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this from @mischlecht. he says, "in a move theater in ninth grade, my date laid her hand out for me to hold. i gave her a low five." >> steve: ah. [ laughter ] "trying to watch the movie." >> jimmy: "the previews are on!" >> steve: "that was a great scene." >> jimmy: come on, man. this last one's from @richbaillie. he says, "i popped my prom date in the eye with a champagne cork from two feet away." [ audience ohs ] there you have it. those are tonight's "late night hashtags." [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/ hashtags.

i even like the way you say shakira. [ laughter ] >> shakira. >> jimmy: yeah, very good. and i have to talk about mariah carey. you know her. and -- [ laughter ] >> i thought you were going to come out and do "the christmas song." >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. ibecause we did it with the roots with just classroom instruments. >> that was incredible. that was absolutely incredible. i turned on the show that night, and i'm sitting down. i thought i was hallucinating. and i said, "i can't believe that this is going on." >> jimmy: oh, good. i love to hear that. >> it was fabulous. >> jimmy: i love to hear that. and you got her to do that christmas album, right? >> it was a little bit of a struggle at that time. there was a lot of overwhelming things going on, like recording lots of records and having lots of hits. so, this came at a time when she was particularly busy. but i thought it came at the right time in the career, and it ended up being one of the most successful selling christmas albums of all time. i think it sold over 20 million copies. >> jimmy: i think -- yeah, we just -- it is. >> it's great to see her now, enjoying that and singing those songs to her kids and stuff. so, it's gratifying. >> jimmy: that's awesome, buddy. well, thank

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i see what's going on here. you're saying you're not on 'the office,' but you're on 'the office'." and i was just like -- i just had to -- "yeah, yeah, i '80s party, it needed some cocaine. >> jimmy: no, no, you got to stay away from that stuff. >> artie: you know the '80s. >> how did we get from mickey mouses to cocaine? we were so wholesome over here. >> artie: you haven't been to the right parties. [ laughter ] you never did blow with one of the disney characters? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that person doesn't work at disneyland anymore, do they? no. >> artie: how do you think he got the name "goofy?" >> jimmy: "community" is going well. congratulations. finally back on the air, which is awesome. >> yes. >> jimmy: because -- they waited. everyone wanted to see it. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. yes. it's been a little while. it's been a little while. we've been waiting. >> jimmy: it's fun. and also on the side, because -- on the side i heard that you're in a band now. >> i have a band. >> jimmy: a cover band. >> i have a cover band. it's not a real band, it's a cover band. we're called the girls. >> jimmy: original nam

i mean, you look back on that, is that your -- would you say that's your moment? >> that's where it all started for me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, i sit back and i look at that. and i absolutely. >> jimmy: oh, i love that, man. watching the old footage. >> i mean, i watch games now. the syracuse games, and i feel like i'm still there. >> jimmy: really? and they're actually retiring your jersey. >> yep. 10 years, 10 years. >> jimmy: that's so nice. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, you deserve it. you're amazing. whole family going down? >> yeah. i'm bringing the whole family down there. my son definitely needs to be there and see the whole university atmosphere 'cause he will be going to college. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's one of those choices. >> no, he don't have a choice. >> jimmy: he doesn't have a choice. no, he's got to go to college. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: it was a big deal for me, too, to go to college because my parents didn't go to college. they wanted us -- me and my sister -- but i wasn't smart. [ laughter ] so it was really tough for me to get into college. so i want to thank the college of saint rose for accepting me. please, t

i would too, but i can't make any plans. i have to cram for my final exams. a ton of school work, huh? yeah, iwaking hour just catch up. well, maybe a little diversion might help. look, if i fail my exams, i lose my scholarship. now, i would really love to, but... i'll take that as a "yes" and you can see how your studying is going later on in the week... thank you. she has a great voice. there's real talent there. ♪ all the lights are shinin' bright down in the city... ♪ but you need more than talent to make it in this business because this is a business, you know. i mean, being a success in the music business means more than just making music. it means making money-- lots of money-- selling product, doing big tours on the road and making money. making music is all i care about. making music is like breathing. ( playing chords ) uh-oh, she's getting sappy on me. bill, i'm serious. i have to make music. i can't imagine my life without it. ♪ everybody needs a dream catcher... ♪ but that's what i want. everyone's different, i guess. rebecca's kind of success isn't mine. still, we make a great te

i would -- >> i hate it when it is all controlled. i like mayhem. >> i would drop some bombs, i'm pretty sure. not f bombs. i'm sure -- yeahhate hypocrisy, so i would just so run through it. >> you aren't currently dropping bombs all over america on your tour, from dominican republic to las vegas. for tour dates go to wandasykes.com, click on wanda's calendar. what is on your calendar? the dates? >> i have a lot of things going on. i don't know the dates exactly. they pretty much just tell me when way to head, go to the airport. >> one thing i wanted to ask you before we go, clive davis coming out as bisexual, the record tycoon. what is your immediate, very short reaction? >> first of all, 1:00 in the morning, there he is, this is a good time to say you're bisexual, because, you know, 1:00 in the morning, everybody's -- >> right. >> 1:00 in the morning, everybody is bisexual. it makes sense, you know? i got to tell -- once, like, a girl can be bisexual, but i think once a guy is bisexual, i think most women will tell you, no, you're gay. >> well, i'm happy for him whatever he is. >> me too. >> wanda, nice to see you. see y

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part where i fell on the floor but they didn't use that partment but the more i saw the film, the story was already sold. -- tolted. i saw the film about six times before i saw the film. yeah saw it i was ju, i don't know what i was. i was stunned. it's like i had-- it was almost too personal. it was like it was something about it that just, i just couldn't deal with it, actually. he had trouble even getting me to do the looping. i'm like i'm not going back in there. i'm not going back in there. >> what do you mean. >> well, it just-- you know, i let it hang out, no pun intended. and it just affected mement i didn't expect-- i mean i knew what i had done. i done know if it was me personally exposed but it was just a raw feeling i got from it. it was emotional. it was very emotional to watch. and to see all the way through and you know because it touches on so many areas, you know, relationships with your wife or ex-wife. with your children. >> right. >> you know, and it may not be the same thing in my own life but i can relate, you know. and i remember having an argument with my son. it wasn't about alcohol or anything. but it was just, you know, i don't know. it was just

i said, "no, i didn't know about it. i most certainly did not know about it." and i said, well, okay, who's the guy?" "oh, it's dermot pupowny, do you know him?" "yeah, i know him. we're friends. he played my brother in a movie but i guess it's an all bets are off type deal with dermot." i just slumped in a chair and they were trying to raise my spirit and said,"we heard you like corduroys. do you want to try these on?" and i said, "year, i'll try this somecords on." and then you take wardrobe photographs. and in all these photographs i was kind of like... and then when i was leaving, still kind of despondent, they gave me a brand new pair of adidas. they said, "these can be your permanents. they're not even for the show. they're your personals." >> dave: you enjoy those. >> that is tough. i did learn a lesson, though, be a little more thorough. >> dave: so it doesn't knock you down for god's sake. how are the-- your family. i know your older brother has kids. you have nieceys and nephews. >> my older brotherap drew has a couple children, and owen just has a boy. >> dave: that's great. like a two-year-old boy or something? >> yeah expnjt so you're l

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