know, i know, i know, i know. . you know how much more ratings you get than my show? [ laughter ] please, you don't have to tell me, yes, i know, i know. >> the funny thing is because it's in every country in the world now, and --. >> jimmy: oh, really? big deal. [ laughter ] >> no, no, no, no! >> jimmy: our show airs in houston, texas, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. shout out. it must be great airing in all those different countries. >> yeah, i'll tweet afterwards and i'll be like, hey, thanks for the 23 million people that watched last night. and i get tweets from other countries going, that's twice of the size of our country. >> jimmy: yeah. i should be like, thank you, everybody, i tweet, i thank you everybody for watching "late night" juragan fluragan. over in sweden when they show that. it must be so fun, right? >> it's so fun. >> jimmy: and you kick -- and you're great at your job. >> it is because we love it. >> jimmy: you're really good. >> it is so funny. we're like 8 1/

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i don't know. i don't remember. i think i was writing a lot about president lincoln and it must have just occurred to me in some of my lincoln research. i don't have a snappy story. >> i find your style really dry and funny so i was wondering if you ever entertained the idea of branching out in fiction 'cause you mentioned -- >> no. [laughter] >> that question which comes up a lot is such an insult to nonfiction. [laughter] >> just because something is true -- no, no, i'm not a liar. [laughter] >> there are times of other liars whose books you're welcome to buy here. the thing i love about nonfiction, it does not have to be plausible, you know? nonfiction is about things that -- like that can't be true, but it is. [laughter] >> fiction you have to write these stories that seemed like it could have happened to people who might exist. so you don't have to do that when you're writing about a weirdo like abraham lincoln or, you know -- i mean, even in this hawaiian story, one thing that's -- that happens is, as the firs

do i regret you know i help the person. not that i was in favor of putting that person there nothing was going to stop that i was there to help that person and i thought i was i would minister to the person i would talk to them i cannot do this any longer i can't put words in god's mouth but i don't think you would want the death penalty i think you would want us to share a laugh and how to have laugh and cry asked. can you believe in god or much do you fear his judgment oh why were so human race and so much for him. even though the chance that i did against the death penalty. was. six years after sean's execution the supreme court at long last ruled against capital punishment for minors. today three thousand three hundred prisoners are waiting on death row throughout the united states. and oklahoma the mortal remains not claimed by family are buried in the little cemetery in front of the penitentiary. family feel official antti outlook ation your i phone or i pod touch from the i choose armstrong. charge she lives on the g

you know what i mean? like, it's--it's-- [laughs] which would be a tough call. i'm offered a lot of fun things, but it's not like i make hard decisions every day. i understand that david letterman was an early inspiration for you. yes, when the letterman show came on when i was in high school, i was motivated to set my sights on a career in comedy. i thought i wanted to be a comedy writer. i wanted to write for the letterman show. i was so impressed with the show and his sense of humor and sensibilities, i-- as sctv was also at that time. i would have watched sctv and david letterman and be very impressed with their sense of humor. that's how i got interested in the medium of stand-up comedy, was being inspired by david letterman. well, in the intro, as being topical-- i mean, that's very much a part of what letterman does, is humor from that day. and, of course, we had a chance to see you recently on stage, and you're really doing material from today or from last week, from headlines. uh-huh. is that an or

know what. a horrible. process it is. i don't know until one of their own family members has to go through it and then suddenly. they see everything wrong with. that case and others that shawn's because i was pretty close to home. destroyed my faith in the american legal system before doing go through cases i had the highest confidence in our courts and our law enforcement because i was a cop for ten years. and i practiced civil law and i worked in the courts i don't i thought that things were good and far and it was saying the machinery of the state moving so venomously. very minutely against these people on death row to extinguish their lives and ignoring good evidence and ignoring constitutional violations. and that just took it out of me. is maybe it's maybe better i'm burnt out. i really dislike the system i dislike being a lawyer. that's what it's down. steve no longer attends the executions. many people in oklahoma claim that the executions are humane and painless. i'm heading to mcallister in the eastern part of the

i don't know. -- i'm asking these questions, i don't know. i think on the future agenda on a monthly basis, there should be a discussion about the murder rate solved and unsolved in the city and county of san francisco. so we know about it. >> i know one of the ride rs -- i know one of the authors watches these programs and seems to come up with a great article. maybe he can come up with the solve rate. i know one of the speakers that spoke said there was a shortage of investigators? 12 vs. 16? don't quote me on that. that we don't have enough police investigators. that with can't solve these crimes? what's going on here. does anyone have information related to that? they don't have enough smart investigators to do the job or they are being bowled over by the number of murders in the city? i would like to know. i think a lot of people would like to know exactly what the murder rate in the city is, who is getting murdered, who what murders are getting solved. thank you. >> any further public comment? hearing none. >> item 8 is public comment on

i thought, you know, wow. mean, "beaner" was the nicest of those things, and i had never heard such things in my life. it was... >> hinojosa: well, did that immediately kind of make you start wanting to separate from your mexicaness? a little bit of self-hate... >> no. >> hinojosa: because a lot of people have that self-hatred. >> i know. >> hinojosa: "i'm going to deny it; i can pass, i can fit in. let me just put the fact that i'm mexican and speak spanish back here, because it's a lot easier to not deal with that." >> there's so many things to hate yourself about. ( laughing ) you know, why add that? >> hinojosa: what a philosopher! i mean, you know? ( laughing ) >> no, i mean, just... i just think there's so many opportunities in this life to attack yourself, and you know, it was a... it was matter of utter, absolute pride for my father. now, you know, it's a big laugh getter on tour when i talk about my father's mexican pride, but it was so profound that my father took credit for every invention being mex

>> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know. hey did you hear about this? this is a totally weird story.ew york lawmakers are deciding if corn should be the official state vegetable. yeah, because when people go to new york their first though is, i got to try the corn. [ laughter ] i'm only here three days. where do you get the best corn new york? well you go to original joe's. you go to original famous joe's, that's pretty good. you go out to brooklyn. they got some good corn. depends on what you like. and finally, this is pretty crazy. a school in virginia is facing criticism for letting students feel breast implants on career day. especially because the implants were inside a stripper named crystal. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we have a fantastic show for you tonight. i love this lady. i love her, and she'll be hosting "saturday night live" this weekend. helen mirren is here! [ cheers and applause ] as i said earlier, damon wayans jr. is stopping by. he always makes us laugh. [ cheers an

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i do not know how many people out there believe in five years it will be freed. i do not believe it. i have a pocketful of cards for museums. when i came here, one card for all the art museums. now, i have five or six. this will be the direction. let's see if there is a way of working together. additional revenue -- we have heard so many people whose programs are being cut, programs that i cared and fought for and saw the children that need these programs being torn out. unfortunately now, some of these foster kids coming into the city will have to have their papers shown. more importantly, it is going to be their friends and family that come into the city that wander over to go with their friends, and they will see -- [bell rings] supervisor chu: thank you. >> it is a pleasure to testify before the new supervisors, wiener and kim. i think this is my first testimony since you have been on the board. in my tenure on the board of supervisors, there were very few taxes or fees that i did not support. some -- and i would propose that this is one of them -- do not make

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i know this is a heated conversation and controversial situation. what i'm going to do, if you hear your name, please line up in the center. the public comment will be two minutes each. i would ask for members of the public to do, as speakers are coming up, whether you agree or disagree, please refrain from clapping, hissing, making noises said that we can get through public comment. ok, here we go. >> good afternoon, board members. i present -- i am here today to support the amendment or the ordinance. i am here to support it on a basis that you all know as you can see that we have a sea of labor folks. we think we think that this will impact the labor community, and we hope all considerations are being made on that basis. we understand this is an ordinance that is going to cut close to relationships because we all have some great relationships for us here, but we hope that there will be no loss of jobs. we hope that the purpose of this ordinance is it -- the purpose of this ordinance is to make sure that jobs are retained, and we hope that you all

and i got sobered by that. you know, you can play around the edge and then the edge says come on, here we go. talk the talk. >> rose: exactly. >> and i think i backed off and went away to europe. took care of myself in a very profound way. i was alone for two years, almost two years, traveling around with only myself to rely on for money, for getting from place to place. and it was an incredible time of deliverance, i think that might be the word. >> rose: it's a good word. >> i purged everything, all my bad thoughts, all my sadnesses, all my falsehoods, all my false starts. and when i came back i was ready to sort of hit it, hit the road, go, get on with life in a regular way. >> rose: i have heard from so many people who have said to me i had to go through that to be where i am. >> well, i have never regretted anything. and that is a good life to live without any regrets. or it's better to regret what you have done than what you haven't done for sure. but my time here so far on earth has not all been so dark and bad a

i know they use it, you know, i remember i was interested in the quote i put it down. it's impossible to rightly govern the world without god and the bible. as you say, washington, there's clearly no evidence in washington's papers that he'd say anything like that. do you know -- is there anything that you can kind of extract out of it where he might have implied those kinds of things? >> guest: well sure. >> host: correspondence and things like that. >> guest: we do know washington believed the free practice of organized religion was a benefit to society. he was not by any means an opponent of organized religion or emphasis on the free practice. so you could extract from that his belief that organized religion could be a positive influence. you could extracting? that might imply he believed you have to have the bible, you have to have god, in order to govern the world rightly. but this quotation is simply made up. >> yeah, personally, i was struck in the personal correspondence, the lack of any reference to jesus or a synonym for it. in my own work, the lack of the com

i don't know. >> hi. >> hi. >> i also drove three and a half hours, but from corpus. [laughter] do you have any more about -- obviously libraries are an important in your research, and as a former library yap because budget cuts are awesome, do you have words to advocate to tell how important libraries have been to your process? >> oh, in case texas legislators are watching c-span at 7 a.m. on monday morning. >> i thought i'd try. >> i'm not going to reinvent the wheel. yes, libraries are very important to me. that's where the books are. [laughter] you know, i spent the first 11 years of my life in a tiny, tiny, tiny town in oklahoma with no library. at the school, there was one shelf with books on it, and you could take those home, but you went through the books pretty quick, and when i was 11 years old, my family moved to a college town in montana that had more than one library, you know, and that first summer, and they are sidewalks also. [laughter] we liked to roller skate, and so that first sum

i don't know what to do. : how do you get experience if you don't have -- maybe you can make it at home. you can say, yeah, i made coffee. >> i'm not a big coffee drinker there. >> jimmy: make coffee on set at my television show that i have. and then maybe that will convince them to hire you. [ applause ] >> maybe. >> jimmy: i know you just did a movie with george clooney. >> yes. >> jimmy: he's very popular. >> yeah, he's kind of cool. >> jimmy: he is a cool character. did you have to audition for and with george? >> i didn't audition with george. i guess i auditioned for him. he wasn't in the room, but -- yeah, no, it was really an incredible experience. we got to film in hawaii for four months and kind of changed my entire life. >> jimmy: in what way? >> i don't know, hawaii is, like, magical and i had never been there before and it changed every way i look at life and who i am as a person. we went on crazy hikes all the time and i got to work with amazing people and i was inspired by the most positive huma

we know that's i don't know and i didn't know he was american but it shows maybe that i'm not america i'm not patriotic enough but why and this is something that i haven't seen the script or anything i can see we're now seeing his citizenship what is the what is the sort of not he has the back story here that apparently he was silently protesting in iran and then the iranians took that as a sign. it was a declaration of war or firing pins and now he's refusing and she endorsed it. saying i don't want iraq to do america's bidding only abroad i want to be the entire world superhero the republicans just can't have that we need to move ahead you know republicans want to be in this on a different way or conservatives they could say that superman is critiquing obama's policy views of you the green revolution by standing up for the right or something stupid like that or they could realize that it's a comic book it's another possibility and maybe move on to things like that or you know i just don't know yet and we can all take solace in the fact that iran is still the bad guy in the scenario

, i think, to you without knowing. t the fact when washington went on his tour of his western lands in 1770, and the doctor who was an extreme -- i would say george washington's closest friend -- went with him. and i know in washington's diary he talks about an indian chief who came to visit him, and dr. craig is there and then dr. craig later says the story which i don't know how specifically he says it. i know that the step grandson dramas the major one. but it seems to me if craig was with him and an indian chief met him and craig said the legend occurred, there seems to me that's -- it's not a wes ford kind of story. >> it's one of those things that's certainly within the realm of possibility, but there are many quotes and episodes that are legendary for which we rely on one single source. who said that he heard it or said that it happened. >> right. >> for example, the story that benjamin west who was a well known portrait painter, american in the 18th century was in london when washington resigned his commission.

>> i know, i know, i know. >> jimmy: we are cool! >> i know. 're comparing me to larry bird? >> yeah, i saw your moves. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. this is pretty good. [ applause ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i'll take that. >> you my boy now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i kind of -- are you on twitter and stuff? >> yeah, i'm on twitter. >> jimmy: are you really? >> yeah, it's fun. you know, that whole social media thing is really cool. it brought me back to the kids in a sense. so i have a good time. >> jimmy: you have a blackberry or iphone? >> my hands are too big for all that. [ laughter ] the keys too small, man. i press my thumb, press all the keys. [ laughter and applause ] my hands too big. >> jimmy: follow @magicjohnson on twitter to see all gibberish. because he was pressing buttons. our thanks to the great magic johnson. we'll be right back with the lonely island! come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ wind blowing ] ♪ [ female announcer ] when is it okay to lose the cover-up? ♪ when you can. take the special k challenge... an

and i was very i was really hurt you know because i never want to hear again that you know that kind of environment or that kind of life and and. he really heard of me i'm not and i put him out and i found out you know you have to go well i mean you know obviously you know. anybody to get put out the way they house where they grew up and you know it will be angry about it but i mean she didn't want me you know so i decided i said ok if i go i mean i slept in my cloth all couple days then i think that means when i graduated from high school you know i was hustling and carrying a gun on the streets and stuff and so basically you know that wasn't what she wanted in our in our household you know when i just pray and ask these kids that think tries before they pull a gun on anybody's gravies think about it when i just heard and not heard in that car you're hurting apparently written one had it been left agree even killed that i just think about it for you. and god bless them. devon melville who works in the museum in san francisco on saturdays his girlfriend there comes to pick him up dev

the frankly speaking i don't know what to look for. that is much more you describe these notices have no addresses nor names of those who had sent them. thank you. i thank you no. which is going to be honestly speaking i don't think we're going to find anything here. most of the things that remained here and in the apartments were later buried. but i knew i didn't keep them because they were very radioactive . and the rest was stolen by scavengers. here's a letter which someone for you to send from here. because there is a photo inside. it's lucky you. have all the times i've been here i've never seen anything like this. this is this is. do cell phones work here. they work at the nuclear power plant and sometimes they work here. hello how i looked with the who we are calling our high i'll be away from work tonight can i pick my daughter up from kindergarden. scuse me who is it calling i beg your pardon i must have done the wrong number. i don't get it. our investigation brings us to one of the gardens and this one is truly a horrifying

and i said, "for the environment," you know? and they go, "you're just doing this to make us look bad, man, or to feel bad." >> hinojosa: oh, you were trying to make them look bad. i see. >> yeah, you know, and to feel guilty and to, you know, come on and walk. and maybe, to some degree, at that early stage i... that was true. but then i decided that, "look, i'm arguing all the time." on my birthday, which was coming up, i was going to be turning 27, "i'm going to decide," i said, "to not speak for one day." >> hinojosa: not argue back, not speak, not engage. >> give it a rest. and so i didn't. my birthday came, i didn't speak for that one day, and i learned something right away. >> hinojosa: which was? >> i had not been listening. i would normally listen to someone just enough to think i knew what they were going to say. and then i would stop listening to them, and in my own md ru ahead to think what i was going to say back to show them that i knew better, they were wrong, and i could say it better. and of course that stopped al

i know that's it and. you know it is not true of every i mean what if all five hundred of the c.e.o.'s of the fortune five hundred companies went on strike don't you think that there would be somebody in each one of those companies smart enough to step in take the job and probably do it for half of what they're being paid i don't know if they were different from where they're being paid for my experience people that you know except a job from someone in front of them sort of demand the same pay scale and this is sort of how the society works is how do. you know if the c.e.o. level it's it's not like competition it's like the old boy network because they get these committees on their board that they themselves appoint. it's sort of that in nature ok selfishness ok our bodies are our for example you know we're part of nature we're here we are in the eyes are our bodies are our incredible collections of cooperation at liverpool operates with the kidneys the can is cooperate with the internals you know water bo

and i know john is here with his family. his father. mr. osaki and his daughter, san and wife, julie, let's give it up to john osaki. [applause]. >> before i say anything. can we real quick give it up for john adachi. you know. i really want to think jeff for his leadership. his willingness. you have extended your office and given us this opportunity to create positive change in your schools, in our streets and i really want to thank you for that. i want to just make a couple quick announcements. to my colleagues. i am show proud what we have accomplished. we have given a voice to many who have suffered in silence. i want to acknowledge 2 individuals who have carried out our mission. you met angela chan from the asian law office. can you give it up for them. i also want to say to be members of the safety america partnership. our efforts have been over lookd and unappreciated, but i know what tremendous contributions we have made to the quality of life in our neighborhoods. i am looking forward to continuing that in the future. it feels acwar

the truth i don't know all of it obviously but i know the truth and i know i didn't know what was going on in cell block one a and i know that they didn't let me know because they knew i would have screamed about it and i know that the m.p.'s that were there were directed to do what they did now someone senior to them made them to believe that it was ok. somebody who claimed to be an interrogator from up there he said ma'am the real purpose of those pictures was to make the interrogations easier. we all agree that. we'll feel like we were doing. things that we weren't supposed to because we were told. we think everything was justified because we were instructed to do. you know alice. hoglan carrying any regrets let me. talk to secretary of defense about this just morning broke away specify the truth and then tell the iraqi people in the world the truth we're with we have nothing to hide and we we we we believe in transparency because we're a free society that's for free societies do. they intend to take any and all actions as may be needed to find out what happened and to see that appro

i had a good shout and i don't lie you know i had everything i wanted as a kid you know my mother and father was a but he gave me what they wanted when i want to move and that's how it all began you know you start off the most a. story of hustlin and then you start off making a few dollars and then you start of making more dollars and then you start getting more and more you get greedy woody it becomes like. something you need is like is like using a drug which is now using a verb because you would think it's the money. right here. this woman this wild world that. show me often visits the house where he was born now his mother lives here alone. is a mom. and. she was doing things that she wasn't supposed to do right arm behind my back and i didn't know where and how and i was very i was really hurt you know because i never wanted him to be in that you know that kind of environment or that kind of life you know and i don't think he really heard of me i'm not and i put him out or not you know you have to go well i mean you know obviously you know. anybody they get put out the way they h

i don't know, i mean i know they're there. let's get out of here. you guys need a week in -- >> i'm all right. i was just thinking how lucky we all are, you going off to california and me going off to the loony bin. >> the best place. >> huh -- >> we can go to florida and california. >> insane blue birds that got committed. >> let me dance with the telephone pole. >> hello john the baptist. that's who you are, john the baptist. you called billy and you prepared the way, the way for yourself. it will be fun -- >> billy, come here. i've got all my music. >> ringing out how i feel. >> i ring, i roll. i'll sing, i'm cool. >> people, help me. >> charlie: joining me now is ben stiller who plays arty. also joining me is the playwright john guare and the director david cromer. i am pleased to have them here at this table. how do i begin this. tell me what this play's about. >> the first thing that comes to mind is dreams, dreams of being something you're not aspiration to be something, to be recognized, to be people. these are people who are living in queens

hey, i was a little boy, too, you know. i liked to see a coke bottle splatter, you know. e-- when i went to vee-jay, they asked me, says, "what kind of music is it?" i said, "i don't know, man. i'm just playing it." "well, we don't-- we-- "we don't like-- we don't know what to do with something like that." so i left. tore my little heart down. i mean, i was like, i was 26 years old, and i said, "hmm. okay, i'll go back home." and i had a little old tape recorder. we used to have a wire tape recorder. this is going way back, had wire on it, you know? and i went back, and i said, "i'm gonna make me a tape dub." then the lady across the street sold me a webco disc cutter, used to make 78s. and i didn't have no money, so i took another record that i had found in the alley and went and bought me some lacquer, paint lacquer, you know. and i laid it down flat, and i took the can and poured it on it, and then it dried. and i went, i said,, "wow, i'm gonna see if this will handle-- if i can cut a record on this stuff." it looked like the same stuff. so i hooked it up. sure enough,

if they do, i don't know what i will do. i don't know -- i don't want to cry anymore. this is one of the tenants i have been working with on this issue. i know there are a couple of buildings i have been working specifically with bedbugs, more so the central market district as well. [tone] it is really sad that only now they came into our office. it has been an ongoing city-wide issue, so hopefully there is a new city law that can enforce this process. supervisor kim: thank you. >> my name is david keene and and i have bedbugs in my apartment. i do not live in sro, i live in an apartment. one wall of the apartment building is adjacent to an sro. i don't know if that's where the bedbugs came from and i don't think i care where the bed thought -- or the bedbugs came from. i had a boyfriend number of months ago and we broke up a while back. he had bedbugs in his apartment and he dealt with it quite effectively. i believe today he does not have them anymore. there is a possibility maybe when he came to spend the night he brought the bedbugs with him, but i don't know and i

i don't know if i want your platform of change." i had a very acrimonious primary and that never healed over. and then one of the things that plague mayors, i think, who run for -- and that -- you know, at that time i'd never been an indianapolis resident. i'd been governor, not yet a mayor. not even a mayor, of course, but we had a little police controversy, a police brawl where elite police officers beat up some folks. and if you're mayor and you're running for governor and you can't keep things perfect in your city, it tends to be kind of an explosive issue in the campaign. so, in the end, i lost and he won and i went back to being mayor. >> why did you move to washington? >> so my last year as mayor i became the chief domestic policy advisor to george bush in the 2000 campaign, crafted his domestic agenda to some extent. condi rice did international and i did domestic. and then my wife's from washington and she wanted to go home and i went and did the transition for the campaign. and then instead of working the administration, i

i don't know. didn't read the news story. >> jimmy: finally, the mexican president was in town and he said he wants more american tourists to visit his country. which explains their new tourism slogan, "mexico, come to us, or we'll come to you." [ light laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, right there! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have such a great finish to the week tonight. a great actress, she stars in the new nbc hit series "harry's law," kathy bates is in the house! [ cheers and applause ] our good friend from "parks and recreation," chris pratt is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and we've got great music from lupe, lupe, lupe fiasco! [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be good. i want to remind everybody. look, we have our own ice cream flavor. ben and jerry's "late night snack," right there. [ cheers and applause ] it's a real thing. it's a real flavor. you can buy this in stores. it's the coolest fl

he is like this other person i know with this issue. he always jokes, but if it was dracula biting me, at least i would have eternal life. i know is not funny. there is a lot of fear with bedbugs. a lot of shame. there is a lot of the embarrassment that develops with bedbugs. i do not have time to talk to each story, but i do have them. a lot of san franciscans accidentally give bedbugs. have you ever turn your head and think that you see something? people with bedbugs to that all the time. that is why i say that they are not paying residents living with tenants and the to be evicted. it is not just a physical thing that needs to be removed. it is mental, too. a lot of people are losing their self-esteem. i have a friend who is emotionally uncontrollable. i had another friend who went to his girlfriend's house to have dinner. the next day, they found out that he had bedbugs and they lost the love of his life. that is why we need to look at the psychological effects so that people can read in their santee and manage their mental health. w

i tell ya, you guys know "the real housewives," right? e show's on bravo. [ scattered cheers ] i love all those shows. i watch all of them. well, we have our own version of "real housewives" that shoots right here in 30 rock. it's called "the real housewives of late night." and it stars my wife, denise, higgins's wife, lydia, owen's wife, rene -- yep. [ scattered cheers ] and they're friends evonne and dale. well, check this out right here. this is the april issue of "glamour" magazine. look at this right here, very beautiful. is that kate winslet? very beautiful. and then look on page 50 -- like, i don't know, 58. [ light laughter ] page 58, right here. there they are, our very own, "real housewives of late night." [ cheers and applause ] and -- [ cheers and applause ] my wife denise got all dolled up and got her picture taken for this "glamour" photo shoot. she's was so excited, but denise can be a bit of a handful sometimes. so, as you guys can probably guess, the photo wasn't exactly easy to get. there was a lot of drama surrounding th

i know it is not the city's, but i would like to find out, we would like to know, why is it taking so long to repair the streets? supervisor wiener: sure. >> i cannot really speak for pg any. they do have a -- pg&e. they do have a gas line replacement program. they have a project around the city. one thing we started doing with them -- i cannot speak to their construction methods. they do whatever they or anyone else is doing. they do have to abide by our explanation code. that relates more to how much of the street they have to restore as opposed to how quickly they were. one thing, we are joining with them, and they will be doing a lot of destructive tearing up of the streets for their projects. we have been teaming up with them so we can do a curb to curb restoration of the street. all of the accessible curb ramps are being done at the same time. a think we have three different projects going on now. -- i think we have three different projects going on now. i do not know if there are any coming soon to district 8. it is a lot of disruption. but instead of having all that constructi

i don't know where it came from. think the middle class feminist movement, and i might get a lot of mail, but, i mean, they've boycotted me before, i think they've pretty much destroyed the left in this country. they destroyed the left when they said these are privileged women, said their faith was the same as poor people, that they were just as oppressed. gloria steinem said that gender is the most restrictive factor in american life. well, a writer who has a book coming out about norman pay hour where he says one of gloria steinem's teachers is an her rest who's worth about $200 million. so i guess some people are more restricted than others. but i think this was a total turn around in issues that the left was devoted to, and i think this issue of gay marriage, i believe that gay people have the right to get married. i think that i would buy the cake, and i would maybe try to raise a collection for them to go to las vegas to get married. but whether this should be the overriding issue of the left is puzzling n. --

i heard that today. and you know, it's scary because i felt like that's another somebody i have to see in the hospital or hear their mother have to hear the news their son just died. >> i see them if i person tries to talk to me. they don't even know my po. you came in, you would be like no. >> tell me about it. >> he's been through the same stuff. she been shot. been through the projects. i am connected. he opened up to me and gave me his cell phone number. >> because some times i am down. i been in the hospital for almost 2 months and i will be here for my birthday and halloween. my dad's birthday was today. i am misses out on a lot of stuff. my mouth is wired shut. my arm is to be big. my leg is big. right now, i can't eat anything else. >> the older patients. kids who are 14, 15, 13, we even had a 9 years old. so younger people getting shot with higher caliber weapons. we are seeing kids shot with machine guns. semiautomatic weapons. >> it's not different than the wild, wild west. the kids, you know, if you worke

certainly, the port is, but i wanted to let you know that the very first directive that i have issued -- and i'm not so sure i have to issue such a directive, but it is just a format, a way in which we operate to make sure everybody is on the same page. and my good friend, lt. governor newsom, is out there as well. he knows a lot more details about this, but we have been in many of his previous pronouncements where, "how are you going to implement this? how are you going to get this done?" we are going to get this done with the lieutenant governor's help as well and his enthusiastic support and leadership. it is a great decision, and it is one that the city will cherish for years to come as we unveil all the new things that will happen. but i want to announce today, in light of what i said and what we know to be the importance of this is to put together a top- notch executive committee team to lead this effort. we are looking at a solid relationship with our event authority. we are looking at solid relationships with those private investors as well as all the different port entities t