i don't know. 's -- i thought you needed a little bit more -- more time, they always told me, more time, but we didn't. >> you were less prepared for this job than a high school sophomore working at chipotle. [ laughter and applause ] your white house -- your white house is like a poorly wrapped burrito. it's falling apart and we're all going to get e. coli. [ light laughter ] but since that ceremony, you've probably heard suspiciously little about the gop health care plan. and apparently, that's by design. >> it's the best-kept secret in washington right now, it appears. senate republicans under new pressure this morning to reveal their health care bill -- negotiated in secret, behind closed doors. >> no one has seen what they're coming up with or knows what they're doing. there have been no hearings, no amendments, no public decision on a bill that affects a sixth of the entire u.s. economy. >> who is pulling the strings? who is in charge? who knows what is in that bill? this is a political houdin

i don't like a prison guards only play as wife is. you know and other stuff too i mean obviously that's very sick but you know i'm i'm his it's very good you should say you have quite a life because you get to do the three things you love the thing you're a mother. but you get to write it to act good to direct and always want to do them all of them right yeah and i think it's nice to i mean not in a row i think what i like about making movies is that the way that it's built the path of it offers you many different flavors so well writing is sort of lonely and quiet and and personal you know it's there puget you know and then as you start to produce the project and direct you know there are you know casting you start to build a team and you assemble your comrades assemble it gets bigger and bigger and then you know that you know then you're wearing sneakers because you've got to run around to get a fanny pack at things do you know it's exciting and then you know it just keeps going it keeps changing so they can. thanks thank you thank you for h

i don't know what you're talking about. yes, you do. those bodies in the morgue. i know your work. e. i was on that bus. it was you. get out of my office. sit down. you're gonna shoot me? i will. you're not gonna shoot me. i will shoot you. i will shoot you like the animal you are. do you want to test me? [ both breathing heavily ] why are you working with command? i didn't have a choice. of course you have a choice! you always have a choice! you could have asked for help. we could have helped you. there were other ways. i didn't want to do it. that's a lie. you're lying. i saw what you did. you did want to. you're not thinking anymore. you're just killing because you want to kill. i didn't want to lose my family. your family?! you can't be with kim and javi! who you are? what you've become? you can't be with them. stop it! you don't deserve them. you don't deserve us-- me or liv or any of this. stop! i am done. i am done defending you, huck. i am done protecting you. the best thing i could do for you is to shoot you... right here... right now. [ voice breaking ] do it. pleas

i don't think it's probably a different thing because i don't know what you guys are talking right when i heard about this yeah yeah i met a lady she came by the workshop and she begged us to do would have to have our own religion. what was going to happen on him. no. it was getting you know you kidding it is hard and heavy and. he was ready to protect yes yes well right when did she know when when did this come about oh i am her why did she go i think i deserve to know whatever i'm on guard sex games you sign does not want this on a card i mean but i can actually i can totally see where you would think that's what's mean and you know what's great is that we're all going to do it and we're talking about sex no no i'm talking about sex you're the only one who brought sex into it it's not like that. it's funny because of all rise in the news and mary steenburgen the cast is is also i feel really lucky. it's interesting this clip it's sort of it's when. alice who my character she sort of apologetic in the space she takes up in the world she's sort of re

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i didn't know, i didn't know, and then that was unfolding, and then to go from that, right as that door was closing, star trek door opened. and i didn't know that would happen. to go from that franchise to a franchise even bigger that it's even more beloved if i can say, with another group of people that are amazing, and stellar and passionate and kind and all of these things. it's, i can't really -- some things can't be vocalized. >> say that. say it. just take it. >> oh, man. i'll take it. >> before i let grow, let me circle back to walking dead, because i intimated, that's a high quality show. >> yes. >> that is how you close a show. tell me about the experience and the clothes. >> oh my goodness. well i knew that it was coming and i knew that it would be in a sort of sack official way that was all that our amazing producer told me we were in a lot of talks leading up to it. when i read that finale script, i cried tears of joy. i really did because i just -- i felt so humbled and grateful to have been given such a poem, that's what it was to me. and then, you know, being a walker is

i know we're engaged. i know that. i proposed to that girl like five or six or seven times, i -- yes. >> did you give her a ring? >> yes, i have, more than one. i made her a ring one time. yeah. >> that is my soul. like, that's my heart and soul. as a matter of fact, baby, i love you. i love you so much. no one's even catching this, that's the great part about it. got to put it back away. oh, my gosh. i feel like a little school girl. >> there we go. >> i owe it to her and to her mother to marry her. i do at that. and i know that sounds odd and crazy but that's -- i mean, i do love her. >> while marriage might cement the couple as a family, the fact is they already have one. their 6-year-old son lives with lopez's mother in florida, and their 4-year-old son lives with west's parents in oklahoma. >> these are temporary facts. even with this case that we're on right now, she is going to get out. she is going to have a chance, no matter what the situation, no matter what it takes, i'm going to make sure she's going to be

i don't know mr. mmel, he's a funny guy, but i don't think anybody would confuse him with a well-respected health care expert. i wouldn't take advice from charlie sheen either. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: listen, lady. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i don't know how many times i have to say it. i'm not pretending to be an expert, i'm asking why people like you aren't listening to actual experts like the american medical association. [ cheers and applause ] and by the way, the fact that charlie sheen is still alive means he probably knows more about health care than any of us do. [ laughter ] [ applause ] but i understand the gist. i should not be the guy you go to for information on health care. and if these guys, like inbred john kennedy, would tell the truth for a change, i wouldn't have to. i see these comments from these angry people, they say what qualified you to talk about this stuff? you're a comedian, go back to being not funny. and i feel like it's my duty to remind these people, who are so

i thought you had to know." yway... [winfrey & audience laughs] so today, as you look at what you're doing, your highest priorities are developing own, and acting, and also executive producing. yes, i just finished the immortal life of henrietta lacks. right. yeah. um-hmm. [applause] rubenstein: and, that's-- henrietta lacks' cells were used, in effect, for the polio vaccine and other things. and your role in that is? winfrey: her daughter, deborah lacks. rubenstein: wow. so are you gonna continue acting, as well as-- i'm gonna continue acting, i'm gonna continue developing shows that speak to the humanity of people, in a way that makes them wanna live better, and do better. and, um... that exalts their victories and lets them know that they are important and meaningful in the world, you know. i would have to say, that... every day, david, that show was such a-- it was like therapy for me. kind of like now. right. every day of the show was-- i paid attention. so i've never been to a therapist, but i-- i paid atte

i'm ok overall you know that i think. i'd be familiar with the overall figure and you know ninety thousand or thereabouts around the country is the current list and it's a huge make no mistake about that either now about how long do people typically expect to wait on that housing list before their house has adequate housing it's hugely dependent really on the nature of their own circumstance i couldn't give a median date i suppose and but certainly i would get the most extreme date which would be up to fifteen years and the point about that being but you know this crisis is going back an awful long way and it speaks but no those numbers are not going to come down sorry those numbers are not going to come down when the goldmans are bills and of the last six years twelve hundred social housing houses so the average would be two hundred pay so it's it's not going to help when you get off as in social housing i mean he was on the left for eight years and then a homeless guy tried to lung cells that city ten years on the list.

this is a crisis and i know the majority leader shares that view. if he wants to make a comment on that, i yield to him. mr. mccarthy: it is true, the gentleman and i were hopefully trying to go down to puerto rico and the virgin islands and key west to look at some of the damage and right now the coast guard tells us with the rescue attempts that are ongoing, we probably would be taking some equipment away from doing that work and we don't want to do any of that. we will be able to go a little later when the time is right. we will continue to work with the administration, when you think what this country has gone through with hurricanes harvey, irma and maria, i do want to give some thanks to the work of the administration. i have seen coordination like i have not seen in the past. these are islands. the damage of the two hurricanes they had to go through. i have been in constant contact and speaking with fema, they are coordinating and establishing seven temporary hospitals. that was my concern with dyalisis and others and i will work with the gent

i don't know why you do that. ny words. [ light laughter ] oh, we got great music tonight. i love both these guys. andy grammer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ honey i'm good ♪ ♪ if it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe i'd been married a long time ago ♪ ♪ where did you come from where did you go where did you come from cotton-eye joe ♪ >> jimmy: he is teaming up -- [ laughter ] with lunchmoney lewis. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i got bills i got to pay so i'm going to work work work ♪ ♪ every day if it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe i'd been married ♪ ♪ a long time ago where did you come from where did you go where did you come ♪ ♪ from, cotton-eye joe >> jimmy: anyways, lunchmoney lewis -- >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: is teaming up with andy grammer. tonight, on our show. [ cheers and applause ] "give love" is the song. and it's catchy. it's good. it's a great tune. i love it. guys, it is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, check my inbox. i return some e-mails. and of course i send out my t

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>> jimmy: i don't know. t know what i'm talking about. [ laughter ] >> steve: wha -- anthony de weiner. >> jimmy: i don't know. that joke -- i don't know how that joke made it there, but it's there. [ laughter ] oh, my goodness. guys, it's the end of another crazy week, and since -- anthony de weiner. and what are we doing? >> steve: he's from weiner. >> jimmy: oh, my heaven. oh, my goodness. it is the end of another crazy week, and since there's too much to talk about, instead of giving you a full week in review, we decided to put together a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week. it's something we call "this week in words." enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] >> donald trump. >> to reform our -- >> tax. >> massive breach at equifax. >> another health care failure, >> political divide. >> politics and sports collide. >> president trump has a lot to say. >> about the nfl and the nba. >> trump criticized the nfl players who kneeled. >> get that son of a [ bleep ] off the field. >> white ho

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how close they were and i'm not sure the military over that weighs i mean that's you know i don't know them they will. ok that's very true and it's a let me go back to you i i mean. without asking about principled real ism again i didn't see it was principled and it was unrealistic but what would how would you describe what's evolving in trump's foreign policy you're good with words you're a good wordsmith can can you describe it because i'm still kind of flabbergasted by what i heard go ahead at all well i mean one thing you know what one should always keep in mind is never ever underestimate the sheer ignorance and stupidity of some politicians you know there is a theory here in the middle east that bush. you know launched the iraq war deliberately in order to create conflict between shia and sunni. i have to tell people there is good evidence that bush and a number of other leading figures did not actually understand the difference or even know there was a difference notion oh there's a there there is there is evidence of it out there was there were so quick he was out he was talkin

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don't know if it's a one off or something we'll be seeing more of mark i know i'm so thirty five years you know i'm i as is seriously is donald trump over republican. i think donald trump is a donald trump ian. i don't think he particularly cares about either party i think he cares about. you know his own brand he cares about his own presidency i think you know there is definitely an appetite for some kind of nonpartisan or or sort of post partisan solution which i think is a big reason he got elected last year and i also think that the op otitis still there which is a big reason why you know things like his deal with with speaker poor with the with the leader pelosi leadership. were very popular but so if he says this is that works for him yes but i don't feel like he has any great sort of ideological convictions or really great kind of loyalty to the republican party certainly not mark is always a pleasure thanks so much thanks for having me both the war of words between the white house and north korea is more incendiary than ever this while the president ope

and i don't know if that's true. i'm waiting to see like everybody else when to see what the mueller investigation says, but she has every right to say that if she thinks it. i mean, i have no plan to read her book. >> yeah. >> but by and large, i think that the election's over. you know, and that, and that we need to turn the page. and that really we need -- >> that's what she wants you to do. she wants us to turn the back pages. >> talking about the next pages. yeah, i think the democrats need, we need somebody much younger, you need a next generation. if you see what's happened in canada with justin trudeau or even in france with mr. macron, the fact that this is a kind of younger generation -- >> we had that with obama. we just went through a. >> we need to get it back. we need to get it back. obama was unusually charismatic leader. you know. but we need somebody like that. we can't have 200-year-old people fighting for the next election. >> unpack for me why you are so direct, so bold about saying you have no int

you know. ijeff gives us. and i think all of those member and women in the military who have either served or have been injured or are getting through, i mean, there are constant inspiration in the same way. but i-- i think it is bigger than that. st all of us, every person has a story, a story of strugglement and jeff show gives them hope. >> rose: so it's really, it's not just recovering from losing your legs. it is a story struggle, whatever st. >> yes. >> rose: whether it is an addiction or whether it is failure-- in life. >> yes, i mean when this trailer came out, i went down this strange rabbit hole. i'm very, i love this movie so much though. it came out and there are these funny things where people watch the trailer and they video tape themselves watching trailers now. it's like, you can look on youtube and you can go down the legitimate rabbit hole. and i went down it one night, and the stories that came from people watching at the end of this trailer, they weren't just stories of people

i don't know how.th. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: her meme says, "when bae say he's sick and then you see him dancing at the club." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what? ♪ sorry not sorry >> jimmy: take a look at this classic photo of a monkey. [ audience aws ] his meme says, "when you trying to get that perfect tinder pic." all right, good luck. [ laughter and applause ] good luck to you, buddy. here's a photo of bernie sanders. his meme says, "when you thought you were using wi-fi but you were actually using data." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: what? i can't find -- [ light laughter ] next, we have a photo of this dog. its meme says, "when you book a a massage through groupon." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: not good. >> jimmy: be careful. >> steve: don't do it. >> jimmy: now here's a photo of vladimir putin. this one's called, "when you're ready to leave the party but bae just started a new conversation." [ laughter and applause ] next one's another photo of a a dog. [ audien

because i'm in a relationship. - oh, i know, i know.son. - she's in "heat" right now. they're doing a broadway remake of the movie. - oh, yeah. - welcome to "the breakdown." i'm chuck pierce. - and i'm portia scott-griffith. - and on our panel today, we have obama denier and author of the book "well, i never met him," alan jarvis. trans-racial fracking misunderstander sally rosenberg, wiccan priestess and director of the documentary "i hate the troops," imani fokolo, ken simpson, a kentucky dog groomer who used a religious liberty law to refuse service to a gay dog. and rex, a gay dog. - [barks] - welcome to the program. - now, i want to begin with a topic i think we can all agree on: racism. - racism doesn't exist. we had a black president. - we did? who? - well, i think-- - i feel like i speak for all african-american women when i say we need to sacrifice more goats. - you don't speak for this african-american woman. - but i think-- - now, rex, i have to imagine you have something to say about animal sacrifice as a homosexual dog who

what my polls are, i know what my support is, i know all the money i have raised for my next election that's a slightly different point from actually considering the law, and ijust, on that issue, it's very interesting to me that you've got a picture of you shaking hands with the president, president 0bama, there. and it does seem to me that there's the danger here of you and your supporters, although allies like senator pearce here in arizona, being on a collision course with the president, who has made it quite plain that he does not believe arizona should push ahead with law 1070. well, you mentioned 0bama and i'm going to have to respond to that. you see bush underneath. i only met with 0bama as a courtesy to the secret service — when the president comes into town, would the sheriff like to meet with the president? of course you would, because he's your president. he's still our president. absolutely. and i would respect the office and maybe we disagree on certain issues but that doesn't matter. well, you do disagree, don't you, because he also talked about this word ‘a wedge' — h