i have been 30 years old. >> rose: (laughs) >> i didn't do that. (laughs) >> rose: and it wasn't that much later that he did "godfather" was it? >> no. >> rose: "from dog day afternoon" to "godfather." >> rose: >> and here you go, what a performance. >> rose: and that's the kind of life you aspire, the theater and film. and theater means as much to you as it does to him, do you think? >> no. because i'm more scared than he is, i'm sure. >> rose: more scared of live? >> more scared of stage. more scared of theater. i've done very little theater in the beginning. i haven't done much theater and i know that i want to go there and i put myself on stage. but in order for me to do that out of insecurity i need to be protected by a good material with a good director that will allow me to be relaxed and confident. >> rose: do you say "i'm scared" or when you see him, is that part of the creative juice that serves you so well, to be scared of things so that only if you fear can you rise to the occasion. >> totally. but i think i'm learning now that you have

ben and i laughed. i'm serious. tickled to his response. i am up there working my ass off and they are sitting down there with their press on nails. tough crowd. they say they like the mens, he drew out the last. but they don't like the mens like the mens. they don't tip as good either. he came to the bed until we came his naked book ends. he laid there for a while. be well my brothers. he said at the door. [applause] >> i work with the department of environment and we are recycling oil. thank you. we can go into a refinery and we can use it again. they do oil changes and sell it anyway, so now they know when a ticket to a. hal>> to you have something you want to get rid of? >> why throw it away when you can reuse it? >> it can be filtered out and used for other products. >> [speaking spanish] >> it is going to be a good thing for us to take used motor thing for us to take used motor oil from customers.

ben and i laughed. i'm serious. tickled to his response. i am up there working my ass off and they are sitting down there with their press on nails. tough crowd. they say they like the mens, he drew out the last. but they don't like the mens like the mens. they don't tip as good either. he came to the bed until we came his naked book ends. he laid there for a while. be well my brothers. he said at the door. [applause] . >> on march 5th, 2007, a car bomb was exploded on mutanabbi street in baghdad. mutanabbi street is a mixed shia-suni area. more than 30 people were killed and more than 100 were wounded. this locale is the historic center of baghdad book selling, a winding street filled with bookstores and outdoor book stalls. named after the famous 10th century classic poet, al-mutanabbi, this is an old and established street for book selling and has been for hundreds of years. mutanabbi street also holds cafes, stationary shops, and even tea and tobacco shops. it has been the heart and soul of the baghdad literary and intellectual community

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i don't know. >> rose: (laughs) >> the funny thing in the south of france... i know. >> rose: i know. >> so he would say how is the sea. he would call me up and say open unyour window. look at it. i'd say the sea is... and then he would be there. he'd take his helicopter and half an hour we would go out sailing. he said i trust you,. >> rose: what we he have thought of berlusconi? >> oh, he would have found him... >> rose: amusing? >> i tell you what he would have ked. the guy has energy. he's not pompous. johnny was not pompous. so he has an idea how things work. >> rose: your heart is where? >> my heart is where i can plug in my computer. i feel as comfortable in the streets of paris, london, geneva new york, los angeles. i really... i feel comfortable nearly everywhere. i feel a bit odd... i like to speak to people everywhere. so even in a place like china or japan or india or... well, some are difficult but a country where i can talk to people i feel comfortable. on the other side, i don't mind this is japan because when you walk in the street here you read

ben and i laughed. i'm serious. tickled to his response. i am up there working my ass off and they are sitting down there with their press on nails. tough crowd. they say they like the mens, he drew out the last. but they don't like the mens like the mens. they don't tip as good either. he came to the bed until we came his naked book ends. he laid there for a while. be well my brothers. he said at the door. [applause] >> in conjunction with an an exhi bigz we had ann an exhi bigz we had ann anan tholl have the same title. it's my pleasure to introduce some of the writers from this book. i will give you an introduction of each of them as i introduce them for their speaking turn. first up we have debbie yee. debbie yee is an attorney and poet and supporter and organizer of the nonprofit asian american arts community. she's received her undergraduate and law degrees from uc berkeley and bolt. born and raised in sacramento, california. she continues to call northern california her home. and now lives in san francisco. so, with that i'd like to i

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(laughter) >> rose: i was going to say! (laughs) >> i think... i feel this has been in a lot of shakespeare's plays but certainly in this relationship so much and i think that this can be very true certainly life is so much of the love that portia experiences is production and what she... what she wants so desperately and what she's trying to escape and what she needs in that moment and it's put into this person who fits the bill and i believe that it's that kind of love can be incredibly powerful and it is for her. but then the fallout is very quick and very terrible. >> rose: is she a more interesting person at the end of this than she was... >> more interesting? yes. >> rose: even sexier in a sense. >> i think she's evolved but i think it's also very tragic, her evolution, as she has had her eyes opened. >> rose: the loss of innocence. you know that this person is going to go through life much waryer than she has been. >> if she ever comes out of the tower she ends up in. (laughter) she may never make it back down. (laughter) >> rose: what do

i don't go out there and laugh. it's not funny. nothing is funny to me. d on monday night football in front of everybody. >> i'm telling you right now. we're talking. >> what was the context -- >> i'm done. sorry. >> jimmy: you know -- some people liked it. i can understand [ applause ] i can understand why he was defen defensive. he's a young guy. but the fact of the matter is, people laugh at funerals. people laugh in all sorts of places where it isn't appropriate. and by the way, if anyone bothered to watch the whole tape, they would see what he was laughing about. roll the whole tape. but the whole thing. you see here, now these guys are -- they're looking at -- see? [ laughter ] one of their competitors. it never gets old, really. thinking of making it my christmas card this year. and, one more thing. this is wonderful. this was posted to youtube on sunday. a young man in boca raton, florida, made a individuvideo tn otter. this is the sort of thing that happens in florida. and, well, here's what happened. >> what's up little ator? little otter. come h

and i laughed when i saw him in spite of myself.is nose, and giving a nod up the chimney he rose. he sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle. but i heard him exclaim, he drove out of sight, happy christmas to all, and to all a good night. >> larry: there is nothing better at christmas time than the beauty of many voices raised in song. here's the great harlem alumni ensemble to celebrate the season. ♪ ♪ oh holy night the stars are brightly shining ♪ ♪ this is the night of our dear savior's birth ♪ ♪ long may the world be pining and the song felt his word ♪ ♪ the weary well rejoices beyond the grace anew and glorious morn ♪ ♪ on your knees please ♪ a night designed for when christ was born christ the savior was born ♪ ♪ the night divined for the savior ♪ ♪ truly taught us to love one another ♪ ♪ his law is love and his gospel is peace ♪ ♪ change for the slave is our brother and in his name shall see ♪ ♪ the hands of joy and great the course reigns free ♪ ♪ and all praise his

and i was very disoriented, [laughs] so i can hear you.t that time the only possibility, i'd say, that was offered to me was the teach english. and i realized that i liked teaching english but probably i didn't like to teach corporate executives and people who had a lot of money to afford english classes because english classes are very, uh...a luxury. um, so i said maybe teaching is not my thing. i knew that i wanted to travel, and i knew that i wanted to live in another country. so i wanted to live for a while. i didn't know it was going to be so long. [laughs] so how was it for you moving to the united states of america, where it's really difficult to stay? yes, it was difficult. [laughs] it was difficult first of all because i didn't have papers. i overstayed my visa. i knew that i overstayed it, that was the purpose. and i thought, "okay, i'm going to find a job." it took me years to find a job. i was coming from the third world to the first world. it's like taking a tree and planting it in another land or another soil. it is very har

i think-- - lowe: i do. - well, great. - lowe: i mean, yeah! ( all laughing ) lowe: i'm an american, i care! tapper: is wowie info having problems with getting customers in the united states or europe? no. every american accepts that the rules in jaigunda or the rules in many of these other countries are going to be different. where the company would run into problems would be if it said in advance, "we're not the kind of company that does that," when you are the kind of company that does that. lowe: they said confidentiality. that's why i raised it. how can you promise your customers confidentiality if you're in jaigunda? you can't. - they didn't. - lowe: they did. smith: how can you promise it in america? we've got problems everywhere. we do the best we can. lowe: i agree and i think it's terrible. abele: the phraseology is, "don't be evil," right? queenan: don't be that evil. part of the promise of globalization, and i hear it all the time, is that ultimately, the market economy is going to bring freedom to people. i always say, "tell that to the enslaved

and i laughed when i saw him in spite of myself.ose, and giving a nod up the chimney he rose. he sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle. but i heard him exclaim, he drove out of sight, happy christmas to all, and to all a good night. three. two. one. ♪ don't cha wish your work phone was hot like me?... ♪ the droid pro by motorola knows you need business on the go. with its powerful 1 gigahertz processor... ♪ da da da don't cha... ♪ its globetrotting wi-fi hotspotting swagger... it knows you want a rich web experience with adobe flash and access to over 100,000 android apps. finally a work phone worth taking home. >> larry: there is nothing better at christmas time than the beauty of many voices raised in song. here's the great harlem alumni ensemble to celebrate the season. ♪ ♪ oh holy night the stars are brightly shining ♪ ♪ this is the night of our dear savior's birth ♪ ♪ long may the world be pining and the song felt his word ♪ ♪ the weary well rejoices beyond the grace

i mean, you know? ( laughing ) >> no, i mean, just...nk there's so many opportunities in this life to attack yourself, and you know, it was a... it was matter of utter, absolute pride for my father. now, you know, it's a big laugh getter on tour when i talk about my father's mexican pride, but it was so profound that my father took credit for every invention being mexican. "oh yeah, mijo, you know color tv? mexicano invented it, the gringos stole it." >> hinojosa: ( laughing ) >> like, really? "washer/dryer? mexicano invented that, gringos stole it." everything, you know? sputnik the russians stole from the mexicans, you know? he loved it. and the story i often tell, which usually gets a big laugh at his expense but it's a true story is he went to tijuana one day and he knew i was a big reader and going to school and so forth, and he brought home spanish translations of the odyssey and the iliad. and he put them on the table and he said to me, "mijo, study them in the original spanish." >> hinojosa: oh, my god. >> i'm telling you, that's

and i laugh because you know i say i can provide you with a list of people who 5 years ago would say they couldn't believe that i'd ever be in recovery. so pro act does a lot of work in breaking down a stigma to show that recovery is possible, that recovery happens; even having a place like this in the community shows that there is a place where recovery happens, rather than just a place where people can go buy drugs or alcohol. not saying that therapy is not important, i'm not saying that recovery through an outside entity is not important, because truly they are a basis. but when we come out of those places, when we try to establish our lives, there are barriers there, there are boundaries there, and sometimes we need the help to get past those boundaries. and pro act is definitely been the help for me to get past some of those boundaries, yes. pam, recovery month is sponsored by samhsa. it is. do you feel that recovery month has been a component within the addiction treatment field that has contributed to the rallying of individuals in recovery? absolutely, and in-for many reasons

and i laughed and i thought that was crazy and i went home. for your horses. >> jimmy: your dad was into it? because he -- >> i rode horses and it was expensiv expensive. that's how it started. >> jimmy: so dad sold you. >> he's pretty happy about it right now. he's front row kimmel. >> jimmy: then, when you become a model, do you leave the country? >> yeah, i spent a lot of time in europe, in paris. i lived in paris when i was 16. >> jimmy: yareally? by yourself? >> i did. yeah, it was interesting. >> jimmy: and who do you live with? >> it was one of those models apartment, which are not as glamorous as they sound -- >> jimmy: they sound fine to me. >> they probably do. you would have -- >> jimmy: i would have liked it. >> i lived there and -- >> jimmy: with other models? >> yeah, but i had my own little space and i was kind of like the mamma bear. >> jimmy: at 16? >> yeah, the other girls were crazy. i was kind of a hermit. >> jimmy: that's what you told your parents? i was. i was a hermit. i read -- i missed the whole high school experience

he was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, and i laughed when i saw him in spite of myself. twist of his head soon gave me to know i had nothing to dread. he spoke not a word about what's great to his work, and filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk. then lying his finger aside of his nose, and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose. he sprang to his leg, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle. but i heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, happy christmas to all, and to all a good night. [applause] >> ho, ho, ho! yes, yes, that is exactly how i remember it! >> listen. who is that? i think i hear santa. >> i hope you don't mind, i was just keeping your seat warm. i have it on good authority you have been nice this year. that was a wonderful reading. it wasn't that wonderful? yes! you know, there is only one part of the story i did not like some much. i never thought that my belly shook like a bowlful of jelly. at this suit makes me look slim, yes? what a wonderful, wonderful reading. yes! ho, ho, ho! it is a wonderful season

anybody else, it makes you laugh. so it thought it would be fun to have a show with funny people coming on. and talking about marriage. it seems to provoke natural comedy. i love that shot. >> larry: when is that on? >> it's coming back on nbc i think the beginning of next year. in january next year. >> larry: it's not on the early one, right? >> i don't know what they do. but they're starting to shoot them now, the next season. >> larry: explain television to me. >> explain television? it's very simple. >> larry: you lasted four years without being a hit. couldn't happen today, right? >> i don't know about that. don't you believe quality always survives somehow? you busted out laughing at that? >> larry: quality survives. >> quality survives somehow, always. not always, but most of the time. >> larry: a television network will stick with a show that has -- >> anything that's good. eventually somehow finds its way. you have to believe in that or you don't go into this business, right? >> larry: i guess so. it can be disapp

architect thinks the porn ban needs a stronger argument he says sorry but i laugh every time children are used in any political argument it's a worthless crutch used by many and brandon sank so actually disagrees that he says good for britain children must be protected as always we appreciate your responses and we have another question for you there's a new video game out there called sunder a commando revolt with a very controversial objective for players this is a first person shooter game and it's set in world war two so the player is an escaped prisoner who essentially has to go around to different parts of a concentration camp killing nazi soldiers and unfortunately a large part of this game is for the player to walk through shooting ranges gas chambers other areas where nazis have already killed jewish people and you can see the corpses there here's a little glimpse of what it looks like. now some organising. are already calling out saying this is incredibly offensive but don't forget i mean there's been a lot of anger over video games before right a video game where players hav

(vanessa) yeah i can reach! oop... [laughs see jay shafer, who created tumbleweed tiny houses. (vanessa) they're very eco-conscious, which is a really good mix and something i'd want to incorporate with what i do in the future. (vanessa) tumbleweed! hey, i'm jay. i'm calvin. great meeting you. (jay) good to meet you, you guys wanna come on in? (jay) i've been living in this house for almost ten years now. not this house particularly, but houses of this size and smaller. i call it the great room out there, but it's the main room, in any case. if you wanna stick your heads up there. (tina) how beautiful. oh, how great. (vanessa) i graduated last year with a bachelor's in fine arts, painting. but i have a lot of interests and i keep myself from pursuing any of them 'cause i'm scared of those obstacles, so i don't even try. so, i was just wondering: where were you when you were our age? like 21, 22, 23? around 21, 22, 23, i was terrified, driving out to new york city to go to grad school. i got my master's in fine arts, painting.

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(laughter) but i don't think... (laughs) yes, i can, i'll be honest with you. >> i'm impressed. >> rose: but also, this is not the first time he's been on my show. >> i mentioned that. if i can have one more moment, someone said what has he done with his money? and i just wish that i could pull up the "forbes" interview at that moment. i can't have the imaginary power to explain but it was just amazing that, you know, you've had a variety of superstars going from tom cruise to various people i admire. but when it came to jay-z, the question was immediately what has he done with his money? and i just found that stunning that, like that was brought up. i had to validate... i had to defend both of you. (laughter) >> and that's why, you know, even in a place where we're finally after 44 tries and two terms of bush we realized that we come so far and we still have those these conversations and i think that's why... not to plug the book, there's a very important part of the conversation. because until those conversations are had

. >> i laughed there, mika. i know we need to let you do your news story.hen you said last adult in the room. that is, if you define an adult by somebody that goes in and puts duct tape over the child's mouth and then steals their biggy bank. >> now, stop >> let's argue this. >> what's adult about stealing a trillion dollars from the next generation? >> mortgage whip dick durbin says it will. take a listen. >> we're counting the votes in the senate. harry reid and i have been on the phone over the weekend. i can say we have a good section of the democratic caucus from left to right who are prepared to accept this. most of us believe that as painful as it is, it's absolutely essential so our economy doesn't slump and we provide the kind of benefits that unemployed people and the middle-class folks need across america. >> and he supports it. >> then it goes to the house this week and chris says they won't lock it. >> we're not going to hold this thing up at the end of the day, but we do think that simple question should be put to the test. nobody can argue th

i laugh ten years later, but at the time i did not think it was funny.oes it matter if you're on that team or in that tribe when it comes to what you say? >> i think it does. i watch the latenight comedy shows on hbo where the "n" word gets used. i never get used to it, but i guess it's acceptable sometimes. it sure wouldn't be if a white comedian said those things. i'm reminded of potter stewart when he described pornography for the supreme court. he said, i know it when i see it. i don't think i could write or articulate for you what crosses the line, but somehow the alarm goes off. or it ought to. >> all right. michael, it's good to see you. interesting topic. i always love to hear what you think about these things. >>> up next, "time" magazine names the person of the year. this year's honoree changed the world by doing something that's never been done before. >>> plus, this is a hot one. michael vick opens up to nbc about his dogfighting scandal and if he would ever get another dog. >>> right now in chicago, it is day two of a hearing on whether rahm

i don't go out and laugh. nothing's fun i know me.on't want to go out there and get embarrassed in front of everybody on monday night football. >> what was the con next. >> i'm done. >>> the cardinals head coach said anderson remain the starting quarterback in arizona. >>> next monday the jets and patriots renew their rivalry. first place is on the line nafc east. as much as they don't get along they are apparently more similar than first thought at least according to jets coach rex ryan. >> i never realized how similar that i am to tom brady. the obvious physical appearance. [ laughter ] would be the first thing. okay? the fact that, you know, he's married to a supermodel, hello... yeah. i'm also married to a supermodel. i just happened to turn the page "instyle" magazine page 329. okay? >> awww. >> in a related story the "national enquirer" is reporting that tom brady was spotted at a hair replacement center so perhaps they have things in common after all, true story -- at least according to the "national enquirer." >> i don't care.

i laugh in the face of that. the fog is the issue for the drive overnight for the bray bridge. speeds and the signs lit up to give the advisory as well. the bay bridge with something else lit up. the metering lights with the live look and the volume of traffic that slams down over the last 10 minutes. turned on just about 6:20. the back up on the overcrossing. the volume is coming through the maze and fog along the coast as well. the usual suspect with sunol not showing any fog. 680 out of pleasanton through fremont and into the south bay. 101 shows the slowing and a typical pattern for the south bay. >> thank you very much. 6:31 and teams strange to say that breakfast account help victims of crime, but christie smith is outside the home of chicken and waffles. >> reporter: good morning to you. breakfast is getting start and looking good. they have a bunch of sausage on the grill this morning. they have their waffle irons open. we are at the home of chicken and waffles in jack london square. the fund-raiser gets started at 7:30 this morning for the khadafi foundation for nonvio

colin, i don't know why you're laughing. >> i don't know. nobody's paying attention.e said, i don't want to read this one. i want to read another one. you're larry king. >> larry: okay. >> i'm sorry. >> larry: what is "the history of the world -- >> jerry's on fire tonight, have you noticed? >> larry: he's cooking. >> he's rolling tonight. >> larry: what's "the history of the world in 75 minutes"? >> just that. that's exactly what it is. >> what don't you get about that? >> larry: do you begin with genesis? >> no, no, no. way before that. >> larry, no offense, i start with the new testament. no, i'm kidding. we started with the cavemen. we get to genesis in a way. >> larry: you have cave men? >> and then the birth of larry king right after that, right? >> larry: oh. >> oh, i'm sorry. i made a joke. excuse me. for making fun of anything. >> the greeks first. the greeks first. >> larry: when you're directing a one-man show what do you tell him, move to the left, stand there? what do you do? >> that's what i do. exactly that. move to the left. >> move to the left. >> i g

i caught my breath. ben removed. he reported getting a big laugh. i should tell you something. i am used to this moment arising. i tried to make it easier for him. we always play safe. so it's something else. we waited for the penny to drop. i do your momma's hair. this simply did not compute. ben looked up at him completely open mouthed. what he murmured. i do his momma's hair. in this moment of raw revelation. the obvious pride she showed in her new hair dresser. i thought you were a woman. how did you about who we were? >> she has a picture of y'all in her room. y'all by waterfall. she talks about you all the time. jesus said ben. what are the chances of this? patrice shrugged. why didn't you say something earlier? they ain't going to happen with your momma in the conversation. i liked the way he naild that down. i felt bad about it later. i almost didn't come. i need a break from here and it might as well be y'all. how often does he get her hair done. i do her make up too. you cover up the blue. she has emphysema. she got to worrying about it. it must have been lennor. she