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<i>let's take a look.> glah! glah! glah!trump's robot, not jon voight after a chemical spill. ( laughter ) well, that is truly disturbing. i know one sculptor who did not vote for him. ( laughter ) well, cbs "late show" has obtained exclusive footage of the trump robot in action and, evidently, it is not getting along with its fellow presidents. >> wornlg washington, he will go down as one of the worst presidents in the history of our country. thomas jefferson, one of the great sleaze bags of our time. honest abe lincoln, he's such a liar. a big, fat, ugly mess. god bless the united states. >> stephen: we've got a great show for you tonight. anderson cooper is here. but when we come back, marijuana! stick around. ♪ ♪ ( applause ) wiback like it could used to? neutrogena hydro boost water gel. with hyaluronic acid it plumps sk