i like to read, since i'm back home from a tour. i would like to read the chapter that my editor wanted me to remove. i have to set it up for you. michael toliver is 55 years old. they have gone to florida because his mother has died. and they have been out to the rest home, to the bear bar in orlando. they meet a black bear, that is a husky african-american guy and the guy basically propositions them. proposes a three way. they decided he seems like a great guy. they tell him about their b and b. the innamong the flowers. it doesn't mean anything because it was camouflage night at the full moon saloon. we felt compelled to tidy up. and reaging toilet. you force him to shower. we stashed it in the closet. he grabbed a razor and headed for the stall. you better be faithful about it. it's down right inhospitable. he was dressed in a while, v-neck tee shirt. nothing. just wondering about the dress code. where your dress pants. you look hot in those. did you see my ring? i swear you would lose your head if it wasn't attached. this was my

i like hanes and i like whole foods very much and i like dean foods very much. s the kind of -- look at that dean foods' 52-week high. let me come back. i have work to do. when you give me new ideas, it makes my day, but i'm never going to tell you i like it if i don't know it. i don't know it well enough to opine on it. opco thinks starbucks can be the cream in your portfolio copy. i wish the stock weren't up so much today. i was trying to nail it all weekend. it's not too late, starbucks is going higher and not lower. stay with cramer. >>> coming up, ride the lightning. take a nonstop thrill ride as cramer goes stock after stock. all your calls taking rapid fire on the lightning round. later, head west? nat gas went from sliding over the past year to recently rebounding off its lows. is it enough to drive growth for pipeline player mark west energy. we talk to the ceo just ahead. all coming up on "mad money." >>> it is time. it's time for the lightning round. buy buy buy or sell sell sell. i play this sound and the lightning round is over. are you ready? i'm ti

i don't have a family like that. so i would at least want to get out with enough time to have at least a family. that's my whole goal. >> it wouldn't be flores' first experience with starting over. seven years ago he spent 2 1/2 years in prison for grand theft auto. but that was just one more chapter in a life worthy of a novel one in which his youth was robbed from him and might have led him down a dark path. >>> coming up -- >> it was like this demonic seed that was planted in my son's soul. >> the horrific event that changed both jason flores and his mother forever. >>> and sheree dean reveals a morbid fascination. >> some people like baseball and football. i like serial killers. >>> for those inmates at the hillsborough county jail in tampa who have actually been convicted of a crime, coming to terms with the past might be the difference between ever making it on the outside or not. >> how you doing today? >> april arnold decided to do that four years ago during her last stay here. back then, she was one of the be

no, i don't like the stock, i don't like the segment either. out gary smith doing that good number for cnn? how about jason in massachusetts? jason? >> caller: jim, i have a hypothetical stock pick if there is such a thing on that. next week spain is injected with 30 million euros and greece is awarded the prize money for winning the continental anthem contest, virgin media has an aggressive buyback, is 52% growth in its p.e.g. ratio is zero. >> why do you need that craziness? if you want to get into craziness, go buy some vodafone. i like verizon because i like to sleep at night. >> buy, buy, buy! >> and it's a good thing to do. well, and that, ladies and gentlemen, is the conclusion of the "lightning round." >> the "lightning round" is sponsored by td ameritrade. every day, an average of 5,000 people switch from cascade to finish dishwasher detergent. that's about 150,000 a month - over 2 million people so far. with finish quantum you get incredibly clean, sparkling dishes without having to rinse them first. now see for yourself why millions h

i didn't like my souvenir of the one of my grandmother. and it was -- i did it like my souvenir of my grandmother. and it was a lace up. there was a party at the palace, which was a club. she wanted to wear that. she cannot drink because i did it truly like a real corset. laced up all along the back. no drink, because to go to the toilet, what can she do? she could not put it back. [laughter] she would be in little to nothing. [laughter] >> the title of this exhibition is the idea of going from the street to fashion. from looking at things that are in the street and turning them into fashion or is it the other way round. do you in fact look at the street and see immediately things that are already fashion? are you inspired by that? >> i should say that i have, to be honest, i did not see very clearly by what i was inspired. i do not know if there is, like, a first-time -- i think it can be everything. but i know i was touched by the things that i think a beautiful, and things that are from the street. like maybe why i also have a kind of ob

i kind of like the idea myself. it has been a longtime since i graduated from the school of business. but i did read it and i am an expert. they serve no useful social purpose. no product comes out of it. if you can do it universally, i have no problem. >> i have about a minute. jedediah, i think do they have climate change, this is balogna. it is only for things they like, and it doesn't do anything about spending. it is about spending. it is not about taxation. >> they don't care about spending. this is all the same class warfare. whether you like the policy or not this is pro climate change. let's throw more money at education because that has been working over the years. it is a whole bunch of political political -- i think this is happening because occupy is dying out. this is their revival. >> they are trying to pick the best part, the most nonviolent part. >> we have to try something. trickle down ain't working. >> let's cut taxes. what are liberals good for? >> their children are my throw pillows? what a terr

and sometimes i feel like i express my affection for him inappropriately. n't even, i can't contain. >> jimmy: just stop the conversation. he's like i was just giving -- what's that? yeah, you're my best friend. yeah. >> i feel like he's dealt an incredibly amount of oddity from me, and has just brushed past it. >> jimmy: well he loves you. he loves you. he talks so highly of you. >> that's so nice. >> jimmy: and you really do, gosh, you're just phenomenal. you're great in the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: big season finale which is coming up you guys. it's giant. >> thank you, i'm excited. i'm excited about this really. >> jimmy: it was just a giant season. i mean, gosh, everyone is talking about it, you're on the cover of magazines. and it's just super fun for you and fun for us to see it happen. i want to show everyone a clip of lena dunham in the season finale of "girls." >> why, what's wrong? >> my throat just feels very kind of like allergic and scratchy. it's like hotness. i think it's from this expired mylanta that i drank. >> hmm, expired mylanta, y

i would like to see that hammered out. golden day wait is a beneficiary of this deal. -- golden gateway is a beneficiary of this deal. i would like to see them put some skin in the game and offer their pool for public use as well. i will have more when it comes back to the full board. i understand a lot of what the members of the public have said on this project. i would not characterize this deal as generous. many of the benefits that we are talking about in this deal are benefits that are mandated in order to build on this site. when we look at other luxury housing developments in this city, and our office and a lot of time looking at other benefits in district 6, whether it was the millennium -- but we can argue about whether the watermark is luxury or just market rate, or 1 rincon hill. what is being offered in this deal is fairly comparable with the watermark. with millennium, we built 20% off site. rincon hill was a very different deal, so it is hard to compare those. there are clear public benefits that came along wi

i like the motion, which i mean like surprise. i go somewhere and find something i did not expect, it is there that i have the real shock. i have my reaction. sometimes it does not happen. sometimes it happens late. what i do in that case, i will not tell you. [laughter] >> that might lead to the next question -- what scares you? and then maybe not to be more in love with my were. fashion. >> maybe you are scared that there might be one day -- i'm sure it will never happen -- when you do not have the energy anymore? that scared of a piece of blank paper and a collection coming up in six weeks -- that does not scare you? >> yes, but i tried to protect myself. for example, i go to a flea market, and nt place. when i see something that i find interesting, even if i have no interest in anything at the moment, i say that one day i will do something from that. i know that there was work on it. i think i have to burn it, because at the end, i take too much time to look at it. but, yes, i mean, to be honest, i think will realize what time

i like a leaked celeb nude pick like the next girl. i didn't like this one because it was so clinical. it was like going to the gyno. that was the shot she gave. >> i didn't see that one. i only saw the above the waist. >> don't look, people, don't look. >> oh they are really not going to look now. >> i regret it. remember when scarlet johansson leaked. >> yes. >> they are pretty. she said i know my angle. snooki does not know the angle. she was up in the stir ups like here i am. >> jesse i am of the belief she leaked the photos herself. i think she felt she was being ignored and she leaked them. >> she has done stuff like this before. these hoaxes where she photo shopped a picture of herself with a giant belly and wheated it as though it was her pregnancy. that's what this is too. this is actually a leaked 1984 1984ommpa of-loompa pap smear. >> joe, you have had nude photos leak on-line. what can she expect the next coming months? >> a lot of calls from my parents. i am still getting over the gyno reference. >> sorry. >> i haven't seen

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i like a pyramid strategy. lie more and hope the market takes it down and buy more lower and lower and i buy it in larger fashion on the way down. it's called scale buying. i talk about that in the book "real money." dollar cost averaging doesn't do anything for me. that way what i do for action orders plus.com. i get a better basis as the market goes down. it may seem silly, the stock and the company, this era he not the same thing. have you to keep them separate in your mind. what's happening to your stock, good or bad, does not mean the company has the same fate. it often takes time to sync up with reality. make sure you're patient in order to get rewarded by the bho moves that you should have gotten to begin with. stick with cramer. this is new york state. we built the first railway, the first trade route to the west, the greatest empires. then, some said, we lost our edge. well today, there's a new new york state. one that's working to attract businesses and create jobs. a place where innovation meets deter

he said i like it? be i will be the 70s bruce. >> which he does. >> he said we are putting a beard and a floppy hat and sunglasses. no one knew it was really bruce springsteen. this was like an impersonator. i don't quite get that. that's bruce doing this. the amazing part is this is just a rock star. you feel the magentism that the rock stars have. we put on the beard and the glasses and the hat and he looks like he is on born to run. he walks out of the hair and make up to the green room. you have to walk over and he said you got that strut and the tight jeans on. he walks over to his manager and john lando starts filling up eighths bit. he said you look like when we first starred working together. >> no. are you serious? >> yeah. when you think about it, when would he ever see bruce dress like 30 years ago? >> it's a brilliant album. we will talk about the extraordinary achievement. persuading the president of the united states to slow jam the news. i top the learn the art. whwhatat m makakeses a a s

shea me be the consumer these companies are looking for. >> i like comedy clubs, but i don't like paying. i will watch you perform, but maybe i will buy a t-shirt. >> welcome to my life. that's tomorrow's show. i am hoping to sell a couple things after the show. >> you sell t-shirts? >> i have president different swag. what swag do you have? >> you know, a little, you know. >> lamps made of skin? >> a woopie cushion. a whistle made out of -- >> do you sell cd's? >> yes. >> would it be cool if instead of people buying the cd's if one person bought it and then lent it and then went to the show? >> they do. >> how much do you lose? >> i lose a lot. has anybody come to my website, it is free. i give it away. >> you sound like a guy at a used car dealership. >> lastly, bill, it is not -- i know you said the bands make their money off the tours. apparently that's not true. that is true for the bigger artist. as the sorry was developing, amy mann and people at that level it is break even or even lose money. they depend on cells to i can ma money. -- to make money. >> okay. they are still having

so that's why i was like i don't want to spend more time retail i'm going back to michael just credit for the for this now we would know what it's like you know. homo. concerned you. know i run thirty years. there my life to the right i've got my kids over there and i'm separated but that's the that's what is so they're not. going to see him whatever i know it's the first. time i get better like this it. will be live i think that was the one of the. i'm really happy to leave actually you know i mean i'm tired and look at how how much you have and how. kind of sad to leave but i've done fifteen months on the border and i've done another five months worth of work on the outside . and i guess i've kept myself out to. a pretty happy for what i did and. if anybody was a moderating force on that line it would've been me. i may have to a while but i started noticing up there was that. there was more ideologues up did actual patriots. it was so many people will just have one single point of view and that's it they never get beyond that. i mean i see both sides. and i found it was some racists

i understand it is not a requirement of the law but i would like and i think the public would like to know that and i would like to public to know that. >> i support that notion. let's get that down. let's move on at this point. we're good, right? so as i said, we are not taking any action on this item. we're going to move to -- i want to announce the following initial proposals. number one, 2011-2012 initial proposal for a successor contract from the san francisco unified school district to the civil service classified bargainanning units of local 6, 22, 38, 39, 40rks66, 104, 261, 377, 718, 85 3,1176 and 1414. number two, 2011-2005 initial proposal for a successor contract from the sheet metal workers' international association local 104. number three, 2011, 2012, initial proposal for a successor to contract from the united association of journeymen and apprentices of the plumbing and pipe fitting industry, local 38. public hearing on these proposals will be held at the regular board meeting on june 26, 2012. item michigan? >> i just want to make a disclosure. we don't believe any lo

i don't like to buy tech in the summer. if i want to take a shot ot this, i love the company ahead of the quarter. finally hear from darden on friday. you know that is red lobster and olive garden. i am a little worried about the earnings report. it has often been a function of gasoline. i'm worried because they have had a gigantic run and that has ratcheted up expectations way too high. next week is all about government. for once, the news out of greece this weekend could be a win win since central bankers have a contingency plan. don't put too much faith in it on wednesday since there is not much more that ben bernanke can do. i wouldn't bet too long on it. i know better than not to be wary of greeks bearing gifts. let's take a question. >> hello to you, today. >> right back at you. >> first beef with you. my dad's room in the house is right next to mine and i always hear your show blaring at night. >> you got horse sense. i always approve of horse sense. >> obama's health care law coming into the supreme court, if it does

and he's looking at me like this is not what i sound like at all. t he's going i know, i love them. take the shirt off, you refold it. this place is great. i love this story. >> before we go to the break, before we do that, what is the -- if you had three minutes left in your life and could only impersonate one person that's going to be a lasting impression -- >> why would i impersonate someone with three minutes left in my life. >> why do americans have to be so literal about this. >> i want to spend time with loved ones. but i would talk like this the whole time. i love you. we're down to 2.5 minutes. ♪ it's very important to understand how math and science kind of makes the world work. in high school, i had a physics teacher by the name of mr. davies. he made physics more than theoretical, he made it real for me. we built a guitar, we did things with electronics and mother board that's where the interest in engineering came from. so now, as an engineer, i have a career that speaks to that passion. thank you, mr. davies. ♪ >>> jimmy fallon, the roo

think about it is feel like but here i am like this i don't know where you come to window all of the like but. that's all we had i and one was like. thank you for joining me tonight that is it for tonight so thanks for tuning in as make sure you come back on monday we're. we have chris hayes here in the studio to talk about his new book twilight of the elites so you want to miss that in the meantime don't forget to like a lot of show on facebook don't forget to follow this on twitter subscribe to our you tube channel and over again you can also check us out on hulu as well and don't be afraid of the word vagina any object in the. wealthy british style sun some time to explain the sun is going to. market why not. come to. find out what's really happening to the global economy with mike stronger for a no holds barred look at the global financial headlines tune in to kaiser report on our. the emulate. the air.

would like to see haves, i would like to see the latino community. i would like to see agencies or also the --ationings and also the people who ride the balboa station and also the youth. the young people who have to catch this bus, the people who live over there. i don't see any of that and if you're going to have a meaningful public transportation system in the city of san francisco, then real and meaningful diversity must be at the table in the 34r57k. -- planning. thank you. supervisor kim: thank you. any other public comment on this item? seeing none, public comment is now closed. in reference to the comments made by our most recent public speaker, there are actually nine open seats and we have three applicants that are here before us and i agree we do need to agree to ensure there is diversity on a body such as this because it's a very divorce neighborhood as well. but we have three applicants that are here before us for nine seats. i appreciated all of your applications that i read through and i thought i got a sense of the commitments to the n

i couldn't. and it was just like -- i was like, oh, i got to get out of here.>> and the last time i was in that elevator was when i came here that week to do "saturday night live." >> jimmy: is that right? you were doing "saturday night live." >> i was doing -- yeah. "saturday night live" was happening that week. >> jimmy: that's a lot of stuff. >> yeah, lots of stuff. >> jimmy: because it was remember -- 'cause at first i was with your boyfriend at the time and we were sitting next to each other and drinking and we're like, yeah, this is great. then it's like, this is not great. and then it's like, then it was real. and he was like, i got to do something. like yeah, you're the boyfriend, go do something. >> don't let him do something. >> jimmy: no, don't let him do something. no. >> sorry, sorry. >> jimmy: i didn't want to -- i didn't want to go -- i didn't want to have to go up and have to do comedy again. i was thinking wait, is she going to ask me to do more comedy. all i have is these ten minutes that i did. i'm like, oh, it's going to be awful. but, gosh,

there was one of the other actresses on the show was great and i was sort -- i was just like, i don'twhat this means. >> jimmy: so she was -- >> she was like, okay, this is stanchion. >> okay, thank you. >> jimmy: it was a good thing she was nice. she could have told you all the wrong things. >> she could. >> jimmy: it would be awful. >> easily. >> jimmy: this movie you're in with robert pattinson who i don't know if you know is a vampire. >> i heard this about him, yes. >> jimmy: yes, and he -- have an english accent. >> i do. >> jimmy: he has an english accent not just in the movie but in real life. when you're doing an english accent with someone who has one do they know if something is not right. >> yes and styles they make fun of you. >> jimmy: sometimes they do. another thing you know how to do. an english accent when you're an actor. >> you get to say hi or have a wonderful coach that coached me and him because he spent a lot of time in l.a. and i got to make fun of him because he's actually british and sometimes would sound like he was a valley girl and he made fun of me becau

he's like, everybody! and i was like -- okay. nutty and then every time -- >> jimmy: go crazy? how do you go crazy? >> we were trying to -- i was trying my best to please everybody so i kind of karate chopped my way through. which kristen was just like -- crazy, who are you and what are you doing? and then when we sat down, for some reason, everything that we answered, they would play sexy music. and i was like -- i thought, oh, that's the demographic. the guy didn't know how to tell me that. and then they pull out this chemistry set table and i'm like -- what is -- and i'm thinking this is a joke, they are going to make a joke. and this guy does pure, like, sixth grade chemistry, he's like, i mean, literally straightforward, he's like, look at the liquid, clear, green, and i'm like, that's it? oh, that's for the kids. i was so confused. >> jimmy: maybe they are teaching the kids how to make roofies to capture women like you. [ applause ] possible. it can't be a wholesome reason. >> see, i need you to explain these -- i was very c

and i felt like -- "hey, squirt." an't wait to see it. >> i'm really glad that you came. >> me too. >> yeah? >> is it okay if i kick your boss' ass? i mean, that won't affect your workplace chemistry, will it? >> please play nice. >> for you, i will. >> thank you. >> anything. >> there she is. i was worried you weren't coming. heya, squirt. how you doing? where's your bunny rabbit? >> he's a bear. >> got it. [ high-pitched voice ] oh, my god, this house is huge. [ normal voice ] i know. try not to get lost. come on in. >> jimmy: that's joel mchale in "ted." joel, when we come back, we're gonna put your basketball balling skills to the test. >> i will not step on your balls. >> jimmy: all right, as joel takes a 3-point challenge on behalf of our audience. we'll be right back with joel mchale. [ cheers and applause ] [ up-tempo music playing ] l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l

i've got two guns with me and i haven't even opened the boxes and sort of like i get mixed signals from the speedway you know and things like to give afraid i'm going to so warm and at the same time it telling the people not to talk to me because they may get sued and someone may mention something that may not go good for the company and i mean now i'm thinking i got to go get a lawyer i don't like lawyers i don't like lawson's what i started off with was thinking this was a patriotic movement and people really cared and concerned and willing to do what they had to do at this point to stand up and say oh yeah we're going to fight back finally you know i'm going to get down here and i find out you know like they fight amongst themselves far more than they fight back at anything when you've got money . you free to become corrupted. at least down here i keep finding new stories new messages so i learned a lesson about. the handicapped people to this and how brutal it is to be there i wouldn't want to be in their wheelchair for the rest of my life believe me. friggin never leave me i want.

like, i did a scene with him. and, you know, it's like "stuart little." rob schneider in this movie. >> jimmy: oh, he is? >> yeah, we're really gambling. it's like "avatar." i don't want to give it all away. >> jimmy: all right, well -- hey, you're shooting the movie in bos rht >> oh, yeah, u did timeah, u it's a lot of fun. we got to -- first day, chris rdi g bos cel >> jimmy: that'n. we got invited somehow. we ran down late, you k and we had courtside seats, which is great, bure c >> jimmy: how late wereu&> of dr >> jimmy: that's late. >> and all we heard was, like "look at these hot shots! hey, l.a. hot shots, is this how you do it in l.a.? you come in the third quarter?" and i'm like, "hey, guys. hey, guys." eepal. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> i'm doing fist bumps and making it rain and doing al that cool stuff. and they like that. and then we sit down there, right -- i mean, i can't believe how good they were 'cause we just sat right next to the game- we were starvw i go, "dude," 'ca [ bleep ]. i go, "hey, man, can you score pdo ooe food? h, "i and i go,

i would like to recognize the children in the area. [applause] i would like to recognize the commissioners and elected officials. david sanchez. also from the board of supervisors -- david chiu, eric maurer -- eric mar. next, i would like to introduce the executive of our hospital. she has been with us for many years. she is now the ceo of the hospital. she will be leading us into the future of this hospital, and it is an honor to work with her. i am sure you will enjoy her words today. thank you. [applause] >> good morning. i want to thank you all for coming and welcome you to san francisco general hospital for this great occasion. yesterday, we had a lot of children, people from the community, but staff come by. it was exciting to have everyone here during that signing period. it has been challenging building this big structure here in the midst of campus, where we're trying to run a full-service hospital. i really want to think the patients, the neighbors, and the staff for all there patient ande and support -- patience and support.