i pretended to have a cat. >> stephen: you acted like you had a cat. >> i acted like-- we're always actinge not gay. we're always acting. ( laughter ) it's like-- there's always acting going on. i'm from australia. people don't even realize that. >> stephen: i'll show you some acting. you want to see some acting? >> yeah. >> stephen: this is from 2004 "law & order: criminal intent" this is the character of james bennett, who is a murdering forger. >> you didn't really think he would make it public. >> that hypocrite! it would have been the ethical thing to do. >> you were counting on sean. >> and he couldn't prevail on his father. louise politano became a martyr to your needs. >> i didn't have anything to do with that! >> stephen: i did. i was the murderer. ( cheers and applause ) >> you were a murderer. >> stephen: i was the murderer. i was the murderer. >> i think we've learned-- >> stephen: we've learned so much. >> we've learned so much. i mean, really, the real question is, is there anything you and i can't do, except for, say, "hey, i love you." >> stephen: jim gaffigan, i love you.

so i think what i like to do is maybe answer some of the questions that i get quite often and the first one is, how did you get a job like that, did anyone else have that question? a few people, right? i have no idea. i'm still pinching myself that it actually happened. but for me i think an important story to tell is that i was a freelance photographer and first i was working for a newspaper. i took a buyout from the newspaper business and move today washington, d.c. to start my own freelance photography business. i knew it would be a place that would have a lot of opportunities but i forgot to account that it's also super competitive. so i was doing freelance photography work and that was the work that was paying the bills but i was always doing what i call passion projects, projects that were important to me. even though that was the work that wasn't being funded, that was actually the work that began to win me awards and bring neglect in influential circles in the photography community and at one of the events i met pete souza, he was the chief white house photographer for president

i was like, "oh, great." that -- does northwestern get an 8% regardless of the person? like if you found out ted kaczynski actually went to northwestern, would you go from "oh, he's like, minus 7, to it's plus one for ted now." [ laughter ] >> seth: well, he was never as low as minus seven. [ laughter ] i think i would. i guess all things considered, i guess i would prefer he went there. >> right. >> seth: because then i could, like, i could prove to people like, look, we're not all kaczynskis. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> he went to harvard, though, right? >> seth: yeah, i think kaczynski went to harvard, yeah. so there's plenty of talk show hosts that went to school with him. [ laughter and applause ] >> i don't care in the slightest. >> seth: are you shocked that americans care? >> americans definitely care more than british people do. you'll see, when it happens, this wedding, if it happens, who knows? you know? [ laughter ] who knows? [ audience ohs ] who knows? [ light laughter ] >> set

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well, i mean, no question, i feel like i sacrificed a little bit of who i am in the moment, and, like ever get to the place where we advance the conversation, because right now we're talking to victims and perpetrators and we're seeing story after story after story. but eventually we all say in the media we would like to see the conversation elevate, and when we do, we'll get into how do you talk to boys in pee-wee hockey locker rooms and teach them when the conversation gets degrading, how do you either exit the conversation, change the topic or intervene in some way? there's a lot that needs to be done on that front. i hope that we do get there, because i've spent a lot of time thinking about it. >> stephen: can i ask you a few of the things that he said that i didn't understand? >> sure. >> stephen: "i moved on her like a bitch, but i couldn't get there." i don't understand that sentence. ( laughter ) what does that mean? >> a lot of what he says i don't understand. >> stephen: no matter how i interpret it i don't understand. what did you take it to mean in the moment? >> i

i don't know. likely get choked up when i talk about this business -- not because of the money that we're going to make. [ voice breaking ] i think what's crazier for me is... they want to take that money and start an adoption foundation. and for them, they tell me every single day... giovanni: wow. ...every day -- and then this is not an exaggeration -- i get a text from gio. "i just want you to know how grateful." lisa: [ voice breaking ] seriously, thank you. i can't tell how much this has helped our family. [ voice breaking ] you know, that's a big deal for me. it's -- business is always about the money for most people. and for me, it's largely about the money, but it's how business can transform people's lives that i think is more important. i'm willing to take the leap with you. all right? i'm willing to take the leap. for me, business was the great neutralizer. if you haven't had a great life, you can change your life by starting a business. and i think what i realize today that i didn't know ear

and so i feel like i can help. think that the business will need a cataclysmic change. ♪ there's no doubt that monica has some good ideas here, and i've had a few days to look over the financials. so i was out in california while monica was working, and i thought it'd be a good idea for us to sit down and see if there's a way for us to do business together. ultimately, the reason that i really like this idea is the sea buckthorn products have benefits to people, have purpose for you. the margins are great. it requires product development and packaging, and to me, that's the easy part, by the way. monica: yeah. lemonis: the hard part is, is that one person has to be in charge that isn't you. monica: i don't want to be in charge. i can't be in charge. lemonis: yeah, no. yeah. and so i'm willing to put up 100 grand to get things off the ground so that i can have full control of every change that has to happen, and we'll be 50/50 partners. monica: marcus, what about the million i've put in? lemonis: where is the millio

also really like the radio. i actually like that before i came out here i've been working on a project of talking to homeless people in new york and like interviewing homeless people and trying you know more and more buildings are growing up in new york city but the homeless population is rising so i want to do something with radio. at my old high school brooklyn technical high school has a defunct radio tower on top of it so my big like pipeline dream i hope no one steals it it's like reopen the radio station and do something with kids in music on the radio stuff like that as a man. hopewell know how to fix a diesel engine. on a car like i think that would be good for me and i've never like needed bread i've never like used east to make bread and i think it's a man those two things would probably. get the whole thing. in the. same vein. countdown my mom was going i. thought i'd seen. seen five maybe. get on back. restore my. scene seen my baby. since. something phone and. i'm going out on my. own that some. sun w

and i was like, no. people today, i haven't been sleeping a lot, so i just want some time to myself. so i think — yeah, that first night, yes, i didn't stay with them. and then after that, the day after that, i hung out with, yeah, my parents. her biological parents have brought kati back to theirfamily home in hangzhou. translator: i'm kati's biological mother. hello. thank you very much, for taking care of kati. we're also very thankful to you for giving her life. that night, they skype—chat with kati's adoptive family in the us. it is the first time the two families have met. can you tell us a little bit how the bridge reunion went? i haven't really tried to talk about it yet, because i don't know how to talk about it well. because... 0k. i don't know how to capture what it was. i don't know. we love her dearly, and she knows that, and we haven't lost anything today. we haven't lost anything at all. we're just happy for her. i'm just happy that she's come to this point. ijust hope there's a sense of p

i was like, what? oh my god! nt over to your mom's house for dinner. >> yes. >> it was everything i ever could have dreamed of. >> was it? >> jennifer: yeah. [ laughter ] >> because i have to say, so jennifer came over for dinner like two weeks ago. >> jennifer: yeah. >> i've never seen my mom more drunk in our lives. >> jennifer: i was way more drunk than your mom. you take it easy on your mother. >> not possible. it was -- it was so funny. i've never seen this! >> jennifer: no. don't even remember. [ cheers and applause ] >> at that point it was like two -- they had like a few too many drinks for my taste. >> jennifer: yeah. well, you were drinking tea. [ laughter ] so i understand. and i remember getting naked in your mom's closet and ordering you to dress me. >> yes. >> jennifer: you dressed me fabulously. i looked amazing as you could see in that video. is my memory correct, did you call kanye to come up in the closet? did you want him to style me? >> you said, i'm not joking, "i really want kanye to style me

and i said things like, it's cute. it's a cute screen play. i like it, i like it. ing with this. yeah, i could see what you're going for. there are some problems with it." and she said, "what are the problems with it?" and i said, "i'll share them wi she was a magnificent collaborator. there was one-- there was one day when we were talking about a thing for the script. >> and said, "dealia, norah, you don't know squat about being a man!" ( laughter ) what i meant was being a father. they had written this scene where the father was going to go off for eye weekend with a lady that he met. and the son didn't want him to go because he wanted her-- him to stay and talk to the lady on the radio. >> stephen: we've all seen the movie. ( laughter ). >> anyway. so, so -- >> stephen: it's on right now on tbs. >> might be on the grid. so i say the, "look, no guy's-- guys, guys, guys no man does that! no father does that! no

<i>you like this?> <i>you like this?> >> stephen: i'm drinking it in.i can't even say it. the currency. it's out of montreal. >> stephen: a crypto currency, like bitcoin? >> something like that. >> stephen: you use it to buy >> stephen: it's not called "up to you coin." it's called pot coin. >> it's legalized marijuana, medical-wise. >> stephen: okay, yeah, because it's legal in 26 states now. you can just use regular coin for pot mostly. now, you've got-- can people see on the shirt. it's a good intro to what we want to talk about. you have a picture with you in the middle with donald trump-- a shot of this, please-- you in the middle with donald trump on one side, and kim jong-un on the other that says, "unite." you must be high. ( laughter ) what is-- what does that mean? >> good one. >> stephen: what does that mean? because you've been over to north korea. for the people who don't know, you've been over there five times since 2013.