i love it. don't know what it is about that place because it's disgusting, but i [ bleep ] love it. i was 14 when i started shooting heroin. normal 14-year-olds aren't shooting heroin. there's not have many times i can say i've been in my right frame of mind and walked through these doors. >> melanie reddy's prior convictions have usually been misdemeanors related to her drug use. this time she's been here for a month known as common night walking. >> it is prostitution. anyone can be charged with it walking at night in a known prostitution area. >> she hopes the charge will be discharged during her upcoming court appearance. whether she gets out or stays in jail, reddy says she'll be among friends. >> you ever see the boston show "cheers?" it's like where everybody knows your name. when i come in, it's not like i'm alone, there's somebody know here because i've done so much time. boston ain't but so big. this is the only jail for boston, so you always know somebody. >>> coming up crystal o'reill

>> i love being in love.'m in love with being in love. >> how many times have you been properly in love? >> once. >> and you married him? >> and i married him. >> that's pretty amazing. >> pretty amazing. i think so. how many times have you been in love? >> more than that. >> really? i'm really from the school of thought you should fall in love as many times as you can. life's too short to be fearful of jumping in again. i don't know if i'll get married again, but i'm saying i would love to be in a loving relationship. >> we'll take another short break. i want to explore this further with you. i want to talk to you about love and romance. >> oh, god. piers! as a manager, my team counts on me to stay focused. so i take one a day men's 50+ advantage. it's the only complete multivitamin with ginkgo to support memory and concentration. plus it supports heart health. [ bat cracks ] that's a hit. one a day men's. i've tried it. but nothing's helped me beat my back pain. then i tried this. it's salonpas. this is the

i love that since i was a little girl. i love studying how people are. not just what they are saying but how they are, what they are doing. and i love these portraits i make of people. that's what i love to do, i love to wake up and think about it. i don't think i will ever be tired of doing it. that's what keeps me doing it, i truly love it. and i love meeting people that are different from me. i feel that my work has been my past of freedom having grownup in a segregated environment. i guess fame and fortune could be what that path is for some people. for me that path is learning about the very person i shouldn't care about. tavis: segregation brings immediately to black-and-white as the old construct. and we live in the most multi, ethic america ever, as you travel, do you think we will make it? is the jury still out and are you certain that we will make it given that these tensions have cause for divides on a variety of issues, politically, socially and ethically? >> i am a hope aholic, and probably a fool, but that's probably also bragging. because

i love it. t know what it is about that place, because it's disgusting, but i [ bleep ] love it. >> i was 14 when i started shooting heroin. normal 14-year-olds aren't shooting heroin. very few times i've come in here and it's not the result of drugs. not many times i can say i've been in my right frame of mind and walked in these doors. >> melanie's prior convictions have usually been misdemeanor related to her drug use. this time she's been here for a month on a violation known locally at common night walking t. is prostitution. it's a form of prostitution, but anybody can be charged with it. walking at night, in a known prostitution area. welcome to the commonwealth. >> she's pled no guilty and hopes the charge will be dismissed during her upcoming court appearance. whether she gets out or stays in suffolk county jail, reddy says she'll be among friends. >> boston jail, where everybody's knows your name. when i come in, it's not like i'm alone. there's somebody i know here because i've done so

i love you here. we all love you here. >> i love being here. >> jimmy: you do? >> i love -- yeah!ove. this is love. this is exciting, fun love. >> and at home, they're going, "ehh!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's the big deal? they're just waking up. switching to an infomercial. we kind of worked together recently. >> that's right. >> jimmy: i was very excited about this because we've never really worked together before. but we were in the live-action version of "the ambiguously gay duo." >> yes, we were. [ cheers and applause ] and we both played the character of -- >> jimmy: gary. >> yes, we did. >> jimmy: that's right, yeah, we were both gary. you were the -- you're the voice. everyone should know this. >> i was the voice of gary. >> jimmy: you and colbert, right? >> jimmy: stephen colbert -- >> audience member: [ screams ] >> jimmy: my best friend for six months. >> really? [ laughter ] he's a great guy. you chose him well. >> jimmy: yeah. again, for six months. >> it will end. he was my best friend for six months. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: tell me about it. >> you know what

>> i love being in love. i'm in love with being in love. >> how many times have you been properly in love? >> once. >> and you married him? >> and i married him. >> that's pretty amazing. >> pretty amazing. i think so. >> so it doesn't happen often? >> how many times have you been in love? >> more than that. >> really? >> i'm really from the school of thought that you should fall in love as many times as you can. life's too short to be fearful of jumping in again. i don't know if i'll get married again, but i'm saying i would love to be in a loving relationship. >> we'll take another short break. i want to explore this further with you. i want to talk to you about love and romance. >> oh, god. piers! we won't just match it. we'll give you $50 towards your next trip. [ gnome ] it's go time. >>> so, eva, we left it at love and romance. >> and we're moving on. what's the next subject? >> well, you did say move on, but i think we'll stick around for a while if you don't mind. i like the fact, what i found strikin

i loved being frightened as most young people love to be frightened. fast forward again, i decided i know, i am going to tell my grandmother's stories, so i wrote the dark:30, southern tales of the supernatural. i had never written anything longer. these are short stories, a collection of 10. based on southern stories, my stories but based on stories that i heard. they were like stories i heard. one in particular comes from my growing up. we managed our monsters. i was the founder and first president of monster watches of america. i ate 6 boxes of crinkle cereal and in the mail i received 6 glow in the dark id badges, oh yes. and i invited 5 friends to join me. the most prized possession was the monster book, you know the monster rules, you know them. module no. 10, monsters cannot come within the circle of light. if you have light, they can't come in that circle of lot. monster rule no. 7, you don't play near where monsters live. isn't that common sense? why do they have people stay in houses and it says get out? i say who wrote that? [laughter]. so in

i love him as a person. i don't have no family. so he was the family i never had. >> but hollon has a history of troubled relationships. >> in 1977 i got out on parole from indiana youth center in plainfield. they sent me to a town i never been to before. i fell in love with a girl. i caught her with another man. and i beat, stabbed and strangled her to death. i've been in prison ever since. >> hollon's current relationship might have a dark side as well. >> at the end of july i received a phone call from the daughter of an elderly gentleman on the street that indicated that offender hollon had an ongoing relationship with her father for many years, and basically it appeared, at least to her at the time, that he had scammed her father out of several thousand dollars, to the tune of about $60,000 over the last 12 or 13 years. >> i don't agree with it at all. whatever somebody did for me, they did because they wanted to. i couldn't make them do anything. there was no fraud. because i never lied. >> mr. hollon has been misleading the

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i love the tenderloin. i love what it is right now. you know, i recognize that we have a diversity of folks who want to live there. i do not have a problem with people being out on the streets and socializing. it is part of the character of the neighborhood. i do not think the party is something we should criminalize. that being said, we cannot have open drug dealing. i do support a foot patrol. we are currently working with several organizations or have safe passages where we have high school students and adults in the neighborhood. but shockingly, one of the top issues is being hit by cars, more than getting harassed by neighbors. that is something we are working on as well, traffic issues, can turn some of those streets to be two-way. another thing that we are trying to push is actually getting some business incubators in the neighborhood, because there are a lot of people who want to open businesses that cater to the families who live there. we do not have a full-service gross restore in the tenderloin, but we do have a number of -

i loved the food. i loved the culture. i loved being able to take a siesta during the day. at definitely flows well with me. >> los angeles is a really fun city or chicago. >> i would go to london because i've never been there. a lot of my camp counselors are from there. i'd love to go visit them. >> i know where i'd like to go. wherever shia labouf is. for "teen kids news," i'm sam. >>> this season we were invited to do some behind the scenes reporting on the new york yankees. here's this week's segment. >> tyler here with the field report. today we're getting a tour of yankee stadium with tony morante. let's go check it out. >> how's it going? tyler. >> good morning, tyler. how you doing? >> good, nice to meet you. >> nice to meet you! we're going to visit some sites, like the museum, monument park, and talk a lot about yankee history, and !ç whatever else comes along. >> great. >> right now we're in the museum. this is where we have some of the artifacts and memorabilia. you'll see the trophies. trophies didn't come about until 1967, and the tiffiny people introduced them

>> i love being in love.being in love. >> how many times have you been properly in love? >> once. >> and you married him? >> and i married him. >> that's pretty amazing. >> pretty amazing. >> how many times have you been in love? >> more than that. >> really? i'm really from the school of thought you should fall in love as many times as you can. life's too short to be fearful of jumping in again. i don't know if i'll get married again, but i'm saying i would love to be in a loving relationship. >> we'll take another short break. i want to explore this further with you. i want to talk to you about love and romance. >> oh, god. piers! aflac! oh, i've just got major medical... major medical. ...but it helps pay the doctors. pays the doctors, boyyy! [ quack ] oh yeah? what about your family? ♪ we added aflac, so we get cash! it's like our safety net... ♪ to help with the mortgage or whatever we need! so my family doesn't feel the pain too. ha! [ male announcer ] help protect your family at aflac.com. [ pigeons ]

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i love big, tall and muscular men. i'm 40 years old. m flattered by it because i ain't no 20-year-old dude. to have a lot of girls, women and you know, making comments about how i look and stuff like that, it's nice. >> roy's parole serves as a constant reminder, a return from prison is just one mistake away. >> five, six times a day this beeper goes off and i have to call. if this calls after my curfew and i don't call from the house, i can get charged with escape. this is my babysitter. >> what are your goals, what are your dreams? >> my dream is just to get out from -- this just went off. i got to call. >> that's it. >> i didn't have a life sentence, but i had 20 years. even 20 years is a long time. i got on my knees more than once and pray. sometimes i pray, you know what? maybe i'll go to sleep and wake up. that would be a good thing, you know? that's it. that's the process. five, six times a day i go through that. >> beats lock-up. >> you dang right it beats lock-up. that's right. my dreams are simple. i want to get on a bike and r

i love short books, i love long books, i love pretty books, i love fat books, i love skinny books, booksill love them. but, there is one type of book that i absolutely hate. i can not stand. that's a bad book. but, how to do you know if a book's bad? because you're in luck. i've put together a list of terrible books that you should not read. that's right, it's time for the latest installment of my "do not read list." here we go. ♪ do not read do not read do not read these books ♪ ♪ these books [ applause ] now, before we start, i just want tell you all that every book that i'm about to show you is 100% real. these are actual books. you can -- you can see them on amazon, or check them out at your local library. they are real books. all right, let's see what's on my "do not read list." here we go. our first book is for anyone in their 40s here. it's called "making it from 40 to 50." [ laughter ] way to aim high there. it's not "kicking ass from 40 to 50." >> steve: no. >> jimmy: or thriving. no. let's just try to make it through. [ laughter ] yeah. let's check out the couple that wrote thi

i love them. tavis: i ask that in part because i am so fascinated, whenever i have met people who are blessed to arrive at your age and their mental acuity is as sharp as yours is, i always want to know what the trick is to being as short as you or when needed to be 90. is there a connection? >> i am not that sure, tavis, god knows, but i think ross proposals or mental -- i am not that sharp, tavis, god knows, but i think crossword puzzles keep you sharp. i cannot put it down until i get as far as i can go. i think it is like exercise. tavis: i read somewhere when you did the famous "saturday night live" appearance, for which she won the emmy award, everybody loved you on that, the campaign to get you to host, i read somewhere that the cue cards kind of scared you. >> that is why i had turned it down. i had turned down invitations to host of " saturday night live " three times early on. a first of all, i am so california, and they are so new york. but i memorize stuff or ad-lib. q cards? i hate tha

i really loved it. they were like sponges. ce i worked with that were going on the air it in my songs, and i asked him a lot of questions they have never been asked before, and i think it helped. they really are looking for someone to give them a hand. they have not paid their dues. they have not worked in the theater. they just sing well, and suddenly they are on error singing a song, and they are good if they win, because they really work hard. >> a lot of people were not privy with the artists in a private setting. when people do get a chance to barry manilow, what are you sharing with them that might help them as they advance through their careers? >> i say, who are using it sioux, and she said, the audience, and i said, who in your mind argues singing this song, because i will arrange the songs differently. if you are singing it to your friend, i will give you -- kept my protected ♪ that is a little arrangement. if you are singing to your grandmother, i would do more emotional. if you are singing to god, i would give you a

oh, i love that. don't have to go head first. [ laughter ] because that seems kind of ridiculous to me. why would you go into the water, like, head first? >> i would never do that. >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> except that people say -- >> jimmy: if i did i would like -- i would wear, like, a hockey goalie mask. >> that's right because you don't want to hurt yourself. >> jimmy: well, you're going to crack your head open. >> but people say things, to you like, "you can't dive? like, "you can't open the door with a key?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's because you hang out with michael phelps. [ talking over each other ] >> you and i could hang out a pool. just pencil. >> jimmy: pencil in, yeah. >> that's the thing. >> jimmy: or -- >> but i learned how to -- >> jimmy: can opener. >> yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: that's a good one. >> like that? >> jimmy: i sometimes do the egyptian. >> mm-hmm. mm-hmm. that's right. >> jimmy: catch a football. >> that's -- oh, yeah. that's good. >> jimmy: that's a classic.

>> love what i do. love, love, love what i do. nything in the world. >> reporter: what's your advice for someone my age who is thinking about a career in medicine? >> your biggest thing is first to love it. then you focus, and then you allow nothing to come in your way to stop you from accomplishing your goal and then you're on the money. >> reporter: great advice whatever your career goal. rather than a "day" in the life of a doctor, we should have called this a "week" in the life, since it seems like dr. comrie does a week's work in a single day. and i'd like to thank all the staff at long island college hospital for being so hospitable. it was an extraordinary experience. jessica. >> did the lady deliver the baby? >> reporter: yes. at 1:00 mafsha.m. dr. comie, who started her day at 5:30 a.m., was there for the delivery. a healthy boy named elijah. >> w e >> it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a car? actually it's both a car and a plane. this is the "transition roadable aircraft." it's a vehicle that's bridging the gap between the r

i love the tenderloin. i love what is right now. i recognize we have a diversity of books that live there and people do not want to see open drug dealing. i do not have a problem with people lit think -- people out on the street socializing. i think that is good. that to me is more -- you know, it is part of the character of the neighborhood. i get to represent one of the most exciting and dynamic districts in the city. it is where change is happening, so i think it is exciting in terms of how we can model what it means to be a smart growth neighborhood, how we can use transit and housing effectively to serve our city and also to do a lot of the new green policies that we have developed over the last 10 years. supervisor chu: good morning. welcome to the budget and finance committee. >> please turn off all cell phones. if you submit copies of documents to the committee. items discussed it will appear on the board of supervisors in jeddah on july 12, 2011, unless otherwise stated. -- the board of supervisors agenda on july 12, 2011,

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i love it. i love the power play going on. i'm actually drooling i love it so much. [laughter] i love the play of forces here. and the rule is -- phil graham said never take a hostage you are noting mr. to shoot. republicans have taken americans hostage here saying give us what we want or we blow the economies brains out. do you think it would help if they continued the negotiations long enough until america got stockhome syndrome and fell in love with what the republicans were doing, changed our named to tracey and married them. [laughter] >> i think one of problems here is that at some point it's reality and it's not a joke anymore. this is scary stuff. >> stephen: this is not funny to me. naftali bendavid thank you so much. from the wall street naftali bendavi [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is a world famous historian who has written a new book about americans in paris. if it's anything like my experience there it's about having your -- if it's anything like my experience there, it's about having your siouxie and the ba

i love people. that's why i make music. and i channel my emotions through that music and hopefully to translate to other people around the world, to touch people's lives. >> when you've been going through these little scrapes with miley in the last year or so, what advice would your dad have given you, do you think? ever think about it? ever wonder what he would have said? >> i share that with miley, with all my kids. if you ain't happy, it ain't working. you got to do what you do because you love it, not because you have to. >> i want to play you inevitably a little bit of the song that catapulted you into the global celebrity stratus fear. i was 27. i was in london. i remember this damn thing. everybody in the country was singing this song. so i've never forgotten that. so seeing you here in the flesh brings it all back. so i need to hear the music again. let's hear a little bit of "achey breaky heart." >> okay. ♪ don't tell my heart ♪ my achey breaky heart ♪ i just don't think he'd understand ♪ ♪ that if you tell my hear

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love the idea of that. and it's a testament to the brilliance of the writing. >> i really loved him when i think people reallyd why the stories are so enduring and why they touch so many people is because the characters are so, so real and flawed and beautiful and inspiring and lovable, just completely lovable. >> as actors, crew members and fans prepare themselves for the end of harry potter, a few statistics. in the past ten years, harry's famous lightning bolt scar has been applied to daniel radcliffe's forehead an estimated 2,000 times. 588 sets have been created. harry has gone through 160 pairs of glasses and some 70 magic wands. but as the final potter film is about to open, all that is now history. >> what was the last day like? >> very, very emotional. i remember i kind of wept like a child on that last day. >> it was kind of like the last day of school. i remember packing up the dressing room. it was very sad. we all cried. it was really, really bizarre. >> as the cast moves on from "harry potter," they share thoughts of their past and their future. >> it it's delve going to be with me the rest of m

i love my body. squeeze a little harder. i love my body. good. that does make it fun, i say. alex presses on my belly and says seven pounds. how am i going to get it out? i am hoping for a super wide vagina. i will have one after the birth. i know this is not sexualy, ideal. i think lesbians like a super wide vagina on their partner. the more she can shove in, the more sexual. you shouldn't sircumicize. do you have any articles about the benefits of circumcision marks a jewish boy. i know she's not a lesbian. then you don't understand. week 31, i'm not going to sircumicize. i heard on the radio that thomas jefferson owned slaves. he bowed to cultural pressure. some things are just wrong. week 32, i make the mistake of telling my mom i'm struggling with circumcision. i don't think so. i think of the stuff that can get caught in the vagina. that's not nice. andrea. if this child is jewish. he needs to be sircumicized. you don't want your boy to feel strange. that's true. i think my anxiety is fear of having a boy. i am terrified of boys. they are wild and smelly. i said, there

i didn't come to jail, to, like, fall in love but i did fall in love, you know. it sucks. >> in mod q, the relationships are absolutely different than from other mods because in other mods you got this high intensity, ultra type a gang politicking atmosphere going on. and in a mod like mod q, it is more like love triangles going on. a lot of drama. it is big time drama mod. >> cash and casper's romance began when they were cell mates. but that led to a case of cabin fever. >> we got into fights constantly. and the deputies in here, they just had enough of it. we threw coffee in the cell, we threw milk cartons at each other, we were throwing around soups at each other. it just escalated out of control. >> cash and casper are now in separate cells. and are required to take their two-hours of communal day room at different times. but that hasn't made the relationship any less volatile. >> why are you mad at me? >> i was observing cash because i knew that he would be down there trying to be a showoff and try and be a drama person. so i observed him and i watched him

i love you so much. thanks so much for being on the show. >> i love you so much, too.ed was my -- my girlfriend and daughter wanted me to get -- and they're two different people, by the way. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: congratulations. congratulations. >> neither of them like that joke nor do they want me to say it. so -- >> jimmy: they must be very happy right now. >> they're very smart. my girlfriend wanted a hummingbird feeder so i got this. it's the kind of thing you order on a skymall catalog or something. >> jimmy: oh, i love those catalogs. >> how do you not, right? >> jimmy: oh my god. doesn't everyone need doggy stairs. [ laughter ] tell me about it. >> well, a dog can -- i think he can take a poo and it's like mousetrap, the game. >> jimmy: very good yeah, yeah, yeah. >> so what happened was, it's like a smokeless ashtray, if you will. so i got a hummingbird feeder. what you need to do to feed the hummingbirds is -- i'm finishing this -- is you get sugar water, right? it does not bring hummingbirds but does mix good with vodka. i like it. [ laughter ] and i'll put

i love the. i like the entertainment but it's weird seven having schedules because normally you don't care what time it is and you just write and you get deep into whatever the project's. you have a lot of control over your life and we are on tour you have no control. but it's also wonderful. i will say my 2-cent changed dramatically. i remember my first book tour, my first up is something called on the radio which is a real station that only yes in the callahan tunnel in boston. [laughter] it is literally an am station in 100 yards of total and it was a traffic station that some got the idea of putting authors on. so first of all no one wants to be because they're trying to get the traffic report. [laughter] and my second stop in massachusetts, a public assess station. somewhere in a book i mention in the future there may not be the worst because we'll be able to genetically choose our children. it was a little sentence in the book i never thought of it and i shop at the public station and its tw