i love them. i love the work of westwood. so i love their work because they did something, but they saw something that was happening, rebellion tight, and that mix of conservative with the art still. i love that, so it has influenced me. for example, in london, i saw a black trench coat, and in the front, you say black is not for children. black is bad, and everything like that that is ridiculous, so i told them. i must say that one for me was a learning experience. i love it. >> london has changed, as every city has. you certainly will not have any of those bankers wearing bowler hats and numberless. more to the point, london out is tremendously diverse. paris is becoming in admitting that it is more a diversity, and there's a little line for me quite hidden away the says i'm very much a parisian or i'm interested in parisian women, but not quite sure that i ever met a parisian woman. what do you mean by that? >> what i mean is that my education, i have been looking at old movies that i love. we speak about the reputation of

mishka, i love you. >> i love you. >> she doesn't want to stop saying i love you. >> i love you. >> goodbut i can't help but wonder what is going on in mishka's mind when she says i love you? >> i love you. >> i'll put it very simply. what the dog is thinking when the owner is asking them to do something is treat. i love treats. >>> coming up -- look to the sky. it's a bird. it's a plane. it's a kayak? >> it's just crazy. that must be fake. >> it gives me so much anxiety watching it. >> it's obviously not something you see every day. [ male announcer ] this is kevin. to prove to you that aleve is the better choice for him, he's agreed to give it up. that's today? [ male announcer ] we'll be with him all day as he goes back to taking tylenol. i was okay, but after lunch my knee started to hurt again. and now i've got to take more pills. ♪ yup. another pill stop. can i get my aleve back yet? ♪ for my pain, i want my aleve. ♪ [ male announcer ] look for the easy-open red arthritis cap. bikes and balloons, and noodles on spoons. a kite, a breeze, a dunk of grilled cheese. catches and throws,

i love you. i love you. >> jimmy: we love you as well. you look gorgeous. i could come back and see you. >> jimmy: oh, come on. really? >> yeah! >> jimmy: we have so much to talk about. >> we do. we got catching up to do. >> jimmy: you had a big birthday, right? >> i had my 40th in november. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, happy birthday! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you! yes, i feel very wise and grown-up now. >> jimmy: did you do anything fun? what'd you do for your birthday? >> oh, my god. my husband took me to barcelona for three days. i'd never been. and it was completely extraordinary. >> jimmy: how -- yeah, i've never been there. i've seen it in movies. >> it's amazing. the architecture is gaudy, and amazing amazing. but it was pissing -- can i say pissing? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you just did twice. >> woo! >> jimmy: too late now. >> woo! >> jimmy: no, you can say that. yeah. >> it was raining all the time. so, we had a lot of indoor time and -- [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: watch it. >> and one of the things we did, we went to this amazing re

i love it. n't know what it is about that place because it's disgusting, but i [ bleep ] love it. i was 14 when i started shooting heroin. normal 14-year-olds aren't shooting heroin. i think there's very few times i've come in here and it's not direct result of use. there's not many times that i can say i've been in my right frame of mind and walked through these doors. >> melanie reddy's prior convictions have usually been misdemeanors related to her drug use. this time she's been here for a month on a violation known locally as common night walking. >> it is prostitution. it's a form of prostitution. anyone can be charged with it walking at night in a known prostitution area. welcome to the commonwealth. >> reddy has pled not guilty and hopes the charge will be dismissed during her upcoming court appearance. but whether she gets out or stays in stuff uk county jail, reddy says she'll be among friends. >> you ever see the boston show "cheers"? on tv. it's like where everybody knows your name. wh

i love mike myers. >> jimmy: mike myers is, though. >> dana carvey is the funniest person i have ever met in person. [ clears throat ] you know, on camera -- [ laughter ] but off camera, he's even funnier. well, you're funny, too. [ laughter ] you know what i mean. you know those guys. you know how funny. >> jimmy: -- any compliment. any compliment. put me on a list somewhere. top 50 is fine. >> everybody knows jimmy's the man. >> jimmy: thank you. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] but dana carvey is the whole reason i think i got into "saturday night live." i wanted to be the next dana. because he -- his impressions are -- >> extraordinary. >> jimmy: extraordinary. it's not even, like, just impressions of people. he would just make a new character. >> he would go into, like, monosyllabic grunts and sounds doing george bush, and somehow, it worked. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> i don't know how it worked, but it did. >> jimmy: he didn't quite sound like george bush. he made his own -- [ talking o

i loved it. really, you just think there's going to be a bunch of people singing songs from the '80s. it's like trained broadway actors belting out, "come on, feel the noise," journey. i just love the story. i just want to say thanks to all those guys up there. great actors, super talented people. "rock of ages." go check out that play in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] i loved it. awesome. it was so good. great cast. and then i went and i watched the syracuse orange absolutely destroy montana, 81-34. team showed up ready to play. my man rakihm christmas -- that's my player. that's what i'm talking about. if you want to get into this. the guy's last name is christmas. and his number is 25. what more do you want? get in the christmas spirit. the guy is there. so in celebration of their victory, we got a giveaway for one lucky audience member. here's how it works. throughout the tournament, if syracuse wins, however many points they score, we're going to give a prize to the person sitting in

i love you, hoda. and i said, i love you, too. >> and then you said is this okay with miranda? 's pretend that i asked her and she said it was fine. >> okay. >> i'm sorry. i'm sorry. >> oh, my. >> i love miranda. i'm just so happy that the dog is named blake. i'm so happy. >> happy that you will be sleeping with blake. >> please let's not go there. we're trying to keep everything -- >> all right. ready for some great food. >> our moms are in the kitchen cooking. joanie and sandy are hard at work whipping up some of our favorite dishes. >> this time it's actually one i love as opposed to one i've never heard of. and let's hope your new puppy doesn't dig. >> look at blakey. >> getting dog-training tips. i hope cinnamon lee is watching, too. after your local news. ♪ >> all right, we are back. >> we are cooking with our moms, who are cartoons now, too. my mom, joanne epstein. >> and my mom, sandy kotb. both here to share some of their favorite recipes. just in time to share recipes for easter because nobody cooks like our moms do. >> somebody, who shall remain nameless, forgot the w

>> jimmy: because i love la toya. i love you.me and fun. and i loved you. i was like, "oh, that's great." and then, this week, you get to the thing -- first of all, i thought you won the project. >> i went in there so confident because i thought that we won. i though we nailed it. their presentation was really nice, plan "b." but i thought that we nailed it with the brand messaging. and i always thought that that's the most thing about the project. >> jimmy: what was it -- chi? >> chi wants you to be beautiful. >> jimmy: chi wants you. yeah, and you have lil jon wearing -- dressed as uncle sam. >> i know. that was kind of funny. >> jimmy: i love that. yeah -- first of all, lil jon dress as uncle sam, that makes me laugh. >> where else can you see that? >> jimmy: i thought you guys won that thing. and the other guys had -- trace on top playing guitar, made no sense. >> well, you know what -- >> jimmy: then it had -- flipping around fire -- bowling pins. i go, "what?" >> i mean, if i knew it was going to be a freak show and like a

it ♪ i don't care i love it i love it ♪ ♪ i don't care ♪ i love it i love it ♪ i don't care ♪ i love spark it. tragic loss of her clarke duncan. >> i miss him. you're trying to make me cry. jeff: hello, hello! roll it! all right. a little about me. married.ntly i work with my wife on this show. and i'm learning how to be a dad kids in a blended family. i'm hosting a talk show 'cause there's a lot to talk about. this is the adventure. hello. welcome to the show. have a seat. all right. the we have somebody on show, if you asked me five years ago, you're going to have a talk five years and guess who will be on your show and it's omarosa, i would have said, huh? but i have come a long way in my reality.n process of i will now declare, in my is in that hall of fame of greatest villains in reality television. we're going to talk about her life. the y interesting where real woman came from, not this character that i think she must be playing. tell me it's a character. i'm hoping she'll say today. she was in love. is lost her fiance, which tough for anybody, no matter where you are in life.

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like maybe why i also have a kind of obsession, i love to work with denim. it was not so well cena that time. i am born in 1952. in 1958, some boys had denim trousers. for my parents, they felt it was not very elegant. so it was not so nice, not so clean. so me, i fantasy about it. and maybe i was looking more and people that were wearing that kind of close, sometimes going to buy a jacket. there is a movie of marlon brando. but i must say, i remember it was a time in the 1960's, it was some boy from the suburbs. i suppose little gangs who were supposed to be bad boys. maybe i was a very polite boy. i was a little fascinated by bad ones. [laughter] it came from my fascination with movies, with james dean, most of all marlon brando. all wore rebellious close. i find it very attractive and very interesting. of course, i should say that i love a lot of other things. cinema was also showing that kind of rebellion of the street. for me, maybe it became like those things are not that bad. and they're already recognized. they show some kind of people that i am not a

>> i love harvey. tavis: i am glad you raised this, because i remember a conversation on this show, angela, with will smith, and methodically picking the movies that he wants to do. he gave out his trade secrets. if you want to have a summer blockbuster, these are the things you need to have. he just broke it down. action, its center, and he said if you give me a decent script with all of those elements in it -- action, etc. what are the elements that you look for if you want a story that has this kind of action in it to be a story that does well? >> people want to get a lot for their money these days. i think you need some substance these days. you need something that they can hold onto and relate to. in our movie, you have terrorism. terrorism is a part of our life now. if you take a film that has big think you plant it, i can have success. the other way is a cartoon. in the middle is dangerous. when you do not have anything that is grounded, even if you have a great action, if it is not grounded to s

>> jimmy: i love you, too. before we get started, i have to talk about the rumors that came out today, which says that i'll be moving up to 11:30. or as my parents call it, "eh, that's still too late." [ laughter ] actually, the rumors are true. nbc is turning "the tonight show" into a diving competition. [ laughter ] so exciting. did you guys hear about this diving show, "splash?" [ cheers ] last night, nine million people watched the premiere of abc's show, "splash," where celebrities, including louie anderson -- [ laughter ] -- dive off a platform 20 feet in the air. nine million. which is also the number of people who got splashed when louie anderson jumped in the pool. [ laughter ] i had to do it! how could i not? [ applause ] >> steve: you've got to do it. >> jimmy: how could i not do it? >> steve: he'd be the first one to want you to do that. >> jimmy: louie himself would have wanted me to say it. [ imitating louie anderson ] >> steve: do that joke, jimmy. >> jimmy: you guys, pope francis is settling into

i love her. >> jimmy: but i love you guys so much. st -- are the stuff of your dreams. >> jimmy: yeah, it really is. >> that's kind of sad, really. >> jimmy: no, it's not sad. it's fantastic. like, today i was watching. and today you did this whole thing, it was really cool. hoda adopted a little puppy. >> a little rescue doggy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, my gosh, he is the cutest -- well, he's not the cutest thing. [ applause ] he's adorable. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> she's gonna name him tomorrow. she went crazy for him. >> jimmy: look at this. [ audience aws ] oh, my -- but you have, like, how many? there was, like, 10 dogs. >> there were 10 dogs. it was dating doggy time, and we met them all out in central park yesterday. i brought each one of them to her individually, and she fell in love. she took three of them home because that's the way she is, if you know what i mean. she wanted to see -- >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. oh, my -- >> she wants to sleep with them before she decides. >> jimmy: oh! [ laughter ] come on. all right, wait. wait,

i love confunction. >> thank you. >> personally. >> commissioners, my name is durf butler and i also love confunction and i did not know that was michael cooper. >> he will be signing autographs at the end of the commission hearing. >> no need because i enjoy him when i go to the razz room that is why i am here it was kind of interesting that he was before me. because my point is i don't know the owners, i only know that i have... this venue has been one of the venues that play the music that i enjoy and you don't see it much in san francisco. so i came out when i seen that they were going to be on the entertainment commission before you guys, just to say that i am supporting the group. i never met the owners or seen them before. but the music, that they provide at the venue, some of the music is music that is dear to my heart that i grew up with and i enjoy it dramatically and you can't find it in san francisco. so i hope that they have been in business for a long time and so they, you know, they have been very responsible business people to given the opportunity, i would think that

tell your dad i said what's up. we lovegistration please. what's this? uhh, it's my geico insurance id card, sir. it's digital, uh, pretty cool right? maybe. you know why i pulled you over today? because i'm a pig driving a convertible? tail light's out.. fix it. digital insurance id cards. just a click away with the geico mobile app. this march, we're kicking things off with the low fat oven roasted chicken $3 six-inch select. it's available all month long as one of our march featured values, the newest way to enjoy subway every day! subway. eat fresh. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everyone. our next guest -- i'm so honored to have him here. he's a multiple grammy award winning producer and the chief creative officer of sony music entertainment. his latest book, "the soundtrack of my life," recently debuted at number two on "the new york times" best seller list. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man with the golden ears, clive davis! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm so honored to have you

you love it. >> i love lavender. i'm not sure i like it on a flank steak. >> you'll love it. s. >> cheers. >> all right. so, hoda -- >> go. talk to me. >> i want these herbs in here. we have some lavender. >> muddle it. >> all of it? >> pound the heck out of it. i have rosemary, lavender and herbs deprovence. do you know what it is? >> what is it? >> it's herbs from provence, and it has lavender. amazing. >> unbelievable. >> we rub this all over here. >> rub it, baby. >> rub it. >> god yes. so that gets rubbed in. leave it out for 30 minutes until room temp. throw it on the grill. >> just slap it down, the frank. >> two minutes both sides. >> that's it? >> two minutes both sides. that's it. >> wow. >> throw it in the oven for 400 degrees for about eight minutes. >> really get it sizzling. let it rest. how do you know when the steak is done? >> i don't know. you're the expert. >> here's what you do. take your ring finger and put it to your thumb. feel right in here. feel this bad boy right here. feel that. >> feel like that. it's perfect. >> right. that's the indicator, right?

that one took me a second to get, but i love your show. e where you're going with that one, though. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? what do you mean you see where i'm going? >> come on. email. email, mailbox, box springs, springtime, time out, outback steakhouse, bring it back to the blooming onion, "glass onion" by the beatles on the white album, album of the year, bring it back to the grammys, who just won a grammy for best comedy album? jimmy fallon, host of "late night with jimmy fallon." how do you like me now? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i guess i like you the same as before. i don't even know you. >> well, i know you because i sleep inside your soul. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess that's just insane. i think you need help. >> help? you did it again. help, "late night with jimmy fallon?" that one took me even more than a second, but i think i see where you're going with that one, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> come on, help. help, help wanted, wanted dead or alive, bring you back to bon jovi, "livin' on

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i love what it does for me. >> how can we get the next generation of girls to love the sport even moretwo things. i'm from the sport of gymnastics, i was the first african-american to compete in rhythmic gymnastics, it wasn't an issue. now you have gabby douglas here, who's made an impact on sports. the impact is going to be so many mothers are having their daughters and fathers when they're raising their daughters and they may be a great basketball player they want them to have the opportunities. it's really the next generation that has parents that have participated in sports that's going to help. >> i think to wendy's point as well. they can't lose sight. even though we made great strides. we have to be mindful that the gap is growing between men and women now. at one point we had closed and now it's growing. and so we need to make sure that we analyze the issue of title ix. we organized the issue of title ix, it was time for us to initiate and follow through. >> title ix was about giving women access to opportunity. are there any specific challenges that african-american women and

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i don't love it. clearly, i'm not that fashionable. the dish, thank you. what i have here is a pan-roasted squab. there is eggplant pureed. um, i have an eggplant fry. fried? yes. deep fat fried? uh, yes. fried food is a big no-no. fried? fr-fr--like... tiffany, were you in the bathroom when they were explaining that they wanted everything to be super-healthy? because, you know, healthy and deep fried don't really go together. well, here's the thing with fried eggplant with me. i'm a big dude and i'm italian. fried, great. eggplant, even better. but is it the right thing to do for some pretentious fashion people? no. i don't think this looks really, again, chic or clean or sophisticated or modern. no, i don't think the fashion crowd are coming with bibs. exactly! no. no. jump in, please. watch out for the fried eggplant. that is delicious. the pomegranate salad is actually... nice. thank you. this is too much too greasy. whose idea was it to do fried eggplant? that was me, chef. do you want to eat a fried eggplant and then jump into a,

i love the tenderloin. i love what is right now. i recognize we have a diversity of books that live there and people do not want to see open drug dealing. i do not have a problem with people lit think -- people out on the street socializing. i think that is good. that to me is more -- you know, it is part of the character of the neighborhood. i get to represent one of the most exciting and dynamic districts in the city. it is where change is happening, so i think it is exciting in terms of how we can model what it means to be a smart growth neighborhood, how we can use transit and housing effectively to serve our city and also to do a lot of the new green policies that we have developed over the last 10 years. supervisor wiener: what we have here is a very important project and a very important mission and a completely reasonable objection of neighbors who are concerned about a five-story building going in on their block, which is something we see in san francisco all the time, and there is nothing exceptional or inappropriate about

love what you do. it is marvelous work. i am lucky because i do the work i love, and doing it, i love it even more. it permits need to be accepted and loved. if you receive love, you can give love. [applause] >> we cannot really have a more beautiful ending than that, but i am going to use my chance just to ask one last question. do you believe that you have marked fashion history? >> it is difficult to say. is it my purpose? i do not know. i think that's everybody is marking fashion history in a way. as much as journalists because they show the people. what is fashion history? some old clothes that you can find may be in the free-market? books, magazines, newspapers? i think that i am part of that, but to think that me, i'm mark -- i do not think so. it is not exactly my purpose. it really seems very selfish to do what you love. >> i'm glad i managed more or less to silence you with my question. [laughter] i would like to say that i believe you have marked fashion history in the best way by creating clothes, which have been a mirror to society as it changed and as it happened, and you will be known

>> i love it. >> what do you love about it? >> i love the sanctity of marriage. i love my family.ove the support group. i love having a better half. >> do you continue to like fall more in love with her? how does it work after that many years? >> i think she's tired of loving me. no. no. it is, you find new things to love about your partner every day. yeah and after 4 years, you know, i find the little things here and there. >> okay. that's sweet, very sweet. >> baby, i love you. i love you. >>> let's go to a breakup from that. john mayer and katy perry have split. >> how do you women feel about john mayer? >> i think he's a serial dater but the thing about him is he talks about them after the breakup. like he goes on howard stern or goes on different shows and talks about the girl and you feel like who would want to date the guy if he's doing things like that? >> yeah, john, come on, dog. >> yeah. >>> we have a basketball and the two next to us, because it is march madness. you are a freak for the march madness. >> i am. >> do you do the brackets? do you do the whole thing? what

no, i love you. vomit now. i love you. vomit. i love you! vomit now. vomit now. (groans) stop saying that! vomit now. damn fool! okay, this is just sad. i know. huh, that suit looks just like one my dad had. yeah, it's a nice one, huh? i love it. yeah, let me see the label. um, i... there's my dad's name. "tailored for paul mcgill." that's weird-- his name is bob burgers. that's my dad's suit! where'd you get it? a funeral home? what?! a funeral home. it's a home for funerals. (boat horn blowing) i'll never forget that toilet. i'll never forget that suit. at least you still got your birthday suit. yeah, too bad it's wrinkly. let's get dad dry-cleaned. nah, i'll press him. (grunting) ("baby hold on" playing) ♪ baby, hold on to me, oh, yeah ♪ ♪ whatever will be will be ♪ the future is ours to see, yeah, come on ♪ ♪ so, baby, hold on to me ♪ hold it ♪ think about it, baby ♪ i'm gonna take you to the top ♪ ♪ so, baby, hold on to me, hold on tight ♪ ♪ whatever will be will be, say it again, the future is... ♪ captioning sponsored by bento box entertainment captioned b

that's the fun, that's the love, i feel the love right there. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: hey, guys. it's going to be a fun show tonight. we're going to have a good time. here's what people are talking about. you guys, it was just announced that president obama will speak at ohio state's graduation in may. which should be great. i mean, the president has a lot in common with those students. he's currently in his fifth year and swamped in debt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] perfect. have you heard about this? officials in pakistan are complaining about the movie "zero dark thirty" contains a lot of errors about the country. they were like. [ in pakistani accent ] the movie makes pakistan out to be a hellish wasteland of corruption and intolerance, but in real life it is way worse than that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's like watching a pixar movie when i saw that. i was waiting for randy newman to play a song at the end, i swear. [ laughter ] check this out, you guys. after the

cute little kid. >> he is one of those babies with like the grown man face, the chubby cheeks. >> i loveou want to hold him and cuddle him and make him giggle. >>> a man opens up about what it is like living with addiction. >> there is no stopping now. i am too far in. >> i feel inappropriate laughter coming on when maybe it is not appropriate. >> living with put pocketing, the good habit he just can't quit. >> wouldn't awe degree that -- >> everything is so much better with googl >>> welcome back to the show, everybody. don't forget to check out rightthisminute.com. you can see today's videos and more all day long. >> yo, this is a serious addiction and admitting you have this addiction is the first step. >> start out small, candy bars, suckers, and then i think i got to a point where i needed something a little more to give me a little rush. there is no stopping now. i am too far in, and there is no getting out now. >> you can see -- >> he is admitting that he has this addiction because i think it is becoming a problem. >> he is ready to accept help. >> right. >> except what is his add

my friends know there are two things i love in life. i love music, and i love comedy. at any given night of the week, given the opportunity, even when i travel, i will find a music show or a comedy show. 8:00 shep over here, the 11:00 show, were ever i am. watching your show, i did not know how collaborative comedy is. i did not know that, they could be so complex. what goes into making this work. taking them one at a time, first of all, the collaborative nature. i am amazed at how people work with teams. to get these jokes right. >> yes. you do not need somebody to write for you. but you do need, some terminology, you need you need somebody -- an ear. i thought when i was on the tonight show, nobody was going to give me something that would make a difference. not so. they would connect with me, and sometimes -- you have to find these connections. you cannot do it by yourself. i do not know if you found the chris or rock show, but referring to what he said. tavis: that is where i was going. the story that chris told me, i talked to him myself. what he goes through to ma

i loved that. it was so well done. i saw a tweet that you were a late bloomer you did not learn to drive until you were? >> 27. i didn't learn how to swim until i was 26. >> anderson: why so late? >> we moved a lot my dad was in the army and most kids stick around in the summer we were moving. by the time we got to the new place it was time to start school and i got older and it became embarrassing. and then when i was on as the world turns there was a pool that i would go to after work and i took swimming lessons from somebody younger than me. and that is how i learned how to swim. >> anderson: i understand you brought something. >> i did. i brought you a big surprise. i think you will be pleased. last time i was here i was pleased by the surprise you gave me. the beaver. because they are in-- >> anderson: we brought a live beaver. >> and i understand that you have a favorite animal too. >> anderson: i do, a sloth. >> guess what? >> anderson: oh, my god! wow! [applause] i love sloths. wow. >> oh, my goodness. how are y

i love michelle obama. i cannot get enough of her. i love her grace and dignity. ink she is the perfect representation of the first lady, so me i can't get enough. >> it's not like it's cosmo. it's "vogue." >> i think we want to see inside the white house and we want to see inside the first lady. i don't feel she is over exposed, not even a little bits. >> especially when she wears clothes from the gap, and things like that. a very common every woman. >> and very regular. i feel like i could be the first lady one day after seeing michelle obama because she becomes so normal. that's why i love her so much. >> a brilliant woman who is a great example to kids with the childhood obesity program as well. >>> coming up, do you want a piece of history? well a titanic discovery. we will show you what is it coming up. >>> on land we don't farm for crops in the cities in these dense areas. coastal waters are those cities, and the dense areas, there's a lot of uses for the environment. the farmer crops the land, and that's really the open ocean. not only are we getting cleane

and i love the architecture. i love the culture.ove how efficient public transportation is. >> he's right. getting around prague is easy. from trains to trams to horse-drawn carriages and river boats for sightseers. but most of all, it's a city for walking. there's so much to see and hear. [ small ensemble plays ] and you had better plan on exercise to work off the great food you find around every corner. a particular treat is a tasty pastry called "trdelnik." dough is rolled around a stick, heated, and then dusted with cinnamon. delicious! >> everybody should come to prague to see, like, remnants of communism. and it's great, 'cause it's a bridge between western and eastern europe. so, prague's, like, a really unique place in europe. >> while i was there, the city was mourning the death of its first freely elected president, vaclav havel. in 1989, he helped lead the young country from communism to democracy. since the transition was peaceful, it's known as prague's velvet revolution. one thing you can't do in prague is lose track o

yes. >> i love that i can broil it. i love that i can go up to 500 degrees. it's terrific. worry about it. >> the fact that the temp-tations can go right from the freezer to the oven, without having to worry about it cracking, chipping, breaking is amazing. >> you can get a lot in this one baking dish without it taking up a tremendous amount of room. but, something you've probably never seen before is that you can now take this, which is a cutting board. you could use it as a cookie sheet, you can make your quiche on this if you wanted to or serve it on here. but now you can go ahead and put a lid on your 13 x 9 baker. >> all: wow. >> so now imagine doing your lasagna and doing all your garlic rolls right on top and cooking this at the same time. >> can you bake on the top, too, as well? >> you can bake on the top absolutely. you can cut on it. it's the same beautiful temp-tations stoneware. so you can cut on it. it's gonna be naturally non-stick. forget about these metal cooking sheets. you can make your cookies right on here, if you want to. there's nothing that you can't

full frontal. >> i saw "i am love." has anybody seen "i am love"? get the italian. everything she does is strange. she is our generation's david bowie. >> she is in a david bowie video. >> no, david bowie is in the tilda video. >> you know they get the cameras that can go 900 feet deeper than any other camera? >> yes jie. and they get these weird things that eat whales and they have never seen the sun. >> when i watch that show i go, my god. he is a lobster man. >> picture the creature in a bed in the middle of the museum. that's worth the price of admission. >> she is like -- she is a time traveler. she came from america 3050 and she is having fun here. >> she goes -- >> i will never forget michael clayton where she stuck her arm hand in the arm pit and sniffed it. >> and one of the few times she didn't have a nude theme was christmas. >> she is another planet's treasure. >> discovery channel with anotherral bine know praying man ties attacked her and she ate the eyes. >>> coming up, is life on the road as a comedian a great cover for serial murder?

i love print, and i like blogging and i like tweeting. you know, i like a lot of things. and so it never really struck me as being in contrast or even being a problem or, you know, it anything like that. worlds or it's just writing. >> hinojosa: you're able to divide up your time so that you can blog at one part of the day and then write long form at another part? >> uh, i don't even think about it like that. it's very unconscious for . hinojosa: tell me how you do it. >> well, i'm not good at much else, so that's the first thing, you know? i don't really have, like, other j... i'm going to write. that's what i'm going to do, or i'm not going to do anything. and so i figure if this is the one thing i'm good at, you know, i can devote all of my energies to that. i mean, i guess, i'm a parent and a husband, so i'm pretty good at those things, too. i like to compliment myself as being pretty good at those things also. but professionally, i don't... you know, there's not much fallback or, you know, much slack for anything else. so i'm goi to ite, like i am. there's not too mu

i love you. the roots love you. >> i love the roots.e to thank you, because you did one of the nicest things for me and our show, and one of the things that i'll never forget as long as i live. the roots and i and you sang "all i want for christmas is you" using only childhood instruments. [ cheers and applause ] >> that was so fun. >> jimmy: and it was -- it went beyond viral. >> it did. >> jimmy: on the web. it went global. >> it was very -- it was a festive moment. seriously. >> jimmy: and it was so fun. i was so nervous because i talked to you on the phone before we did it. >> right. >> jimmy: and that was even nerve-racking. >> oh, come on. >> jimmy: well, i mean, because -- well, it's you. you're mariah carey. and so, we don't talk on the phone -- >> jimmy fallon, you were so cool because were you going out to dinner and you, like, had like a moment where you stalled the dinner. and we finished our conversation, and i was like, "i don't know if so and so would do that from another show." [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: aw, thanks. you'

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