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because i love you, man. you. and it was a great article about how you are designing furniture. >> yes. >> jimmy: and not just like -- not just like, oh, it's a a chair. you like invented a new chair, you invented a new piece of furniture. >> this is crazy. >> jimmy: i love inventions and i love it. >> you got to understand. i'm an artist. i had an art scholarship before i had a football scholarship. i love painting, drawing, everything. and interiors is like my life and the whole deal. so i got a chance -- this company gave me a chance to do some things. and i started sketching, and came up with some stuff and i was like -- >> jimmy: what company is it? >> well, it was bernhardt. bernhardt company, bernhardt furniture gave me a line -- the terry crews collection. and what was wild is that i thought, "man, you know, somebody has come up with this stuff before and here's the sketches." they were like, "terry, no one has done this." i was like, "wait a minute. wait, wait, no, you got to be crazy." >> jimmy: seri

there's two i really love. i ask you a a question?" i said, "of course you may." he said, "if you had to be a a component part of an aircraft" -- [ laughter ] "what component part of an aircraft would you choose to be?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a great question. >> great question. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, that wins right there. don't tell anyone. go see john cleese's on tour. can we take -- >> the best one -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> i'm not joking here. eric and i -- eric idle and i were in florida, and we toured together. and a nice woman, i can't remember the town, stood up, middle of the stalls and she said, "mr. idle, mr. cleese, may i ask you a serious question?" "of course." she said, "did the queen kill diana?" [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: john -- >> that's dangerous, jimmy. that's dangerous. the band is laughing. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> that means we're in trouble with the censors. >> jimmy: the band is laughing. >> so i was able to say, "well certainly no

i stand in love. rld will make a change for the better with his love on his birthday in august of this year, a baby was born and the baby was my niece who was in brazil in 2016 a triple jumper we didn't know whether or not this baby was going to born in august or not t on the 31st day this baby came into the world. we were so delighted because we knew that he had named this baby after my brother and his name was christian. so we are so profoundly happy today that there are many, many accomplishments in our family, and we with deeply love christopher samuel where sment and he will never be forgotten. thank you. [applause] [reading names] [reading names] and my sister sadie, it has been 16 years since you've been snatched away from us. that you rest in the bosom of the lord. we love you. we miss you, and you always remain in our hearts. god bless you. [reading names] [reading names] and my cousin jude, we with love you and we miss you. >> and my father paul ortiz jr.. 16 years ago i was too young to walk

i loved it when i first was ordained, and i love it even more now. rish priest lives in the community, and that's what i wanted to do. i wanted to live and work with the people of god. it's sort of where the rubber hits the road. it's the front line, if you will, of where christ meets his people in love. we have to live like we know that. man, educating the masses from sun up to sun down, definitely some hard work. well, coming up, we're talking about saving the bay while going after some of the most sought after salty treats. that's next. this is my passion chesapeake bay restoration. it's more than just a job. it feels a little bit like a hobby. a bad day out on the water is better than a good day where? anywhere else. yeah, ever since i was in school, i couldn't stand being inside, so this works out real well for me. in an effort to save the bay it begins on your plate, it's about saving one of the dmv's most precious pearls. fox 5 photojournalist eugene russell and reporter melanie alnwick show us how the harvesters get it done. it's everyone's dr

i love her. i still love her. i think she's the best.hink it's her and bob, wonderful, old, weird bob. he needs to get on here. >> bob doesn't like to talk. >> he's fun. >> ehe doesn't like to talk. >> he likes being mysterious. >> yeah. >> bob and joni and she is a better singer. always been a better musician. i love her. i wish her well. i hope she will recover completely. >> yeah. so do i and live a long time. >> speaking of joni. you have some great stuff on here. >> that is one i want to sing. i have been scared of it. i wasn't sure i could cut it. >> what scared you about it? >> it's such a mag enounificente of music. the way she wrote about ameli r and her own love life at two levels. >> this is the first time i heard you confess this to me. what do you do when there is a piece of music that intimates you? >> go right at it. anything that scares you, you should go right at it. when you are scared of something, that's what you do. i watch you, by the way. >> i appreciate it. you seen me scared a few nights, then. >> i seen you hand

i love the songs. i love singing to people. i love songs. i love communicating and i got stuff i want to say about love, about people, people fascinate me, man. they fascinate you.

and i also love the steelers so much that i love the players, i genuinely love, again -- this is all rational. i understand this is all irrational. i love players that i've never met, that i've never spoken to, but i will say, what i realized this week is because i love these players it would be crazy for me not to want to hear what they wanted to express, the actual feelings they had as human beings. it would be crazy to just love them as players and not the humanity of them. so for me, you know, when someone uses their platform to peacefully protest something important to them, i have a great deal of respect for that. now, a lot of people are saying there is a better time and place than during the national anthem at a football game to protest, but the thing about protests is you do them at a time where the maximum amount of people pay attention to them. and that's why it is the right time to talk about something that's important to you. no one -- you never hear someone say like, "we should protest." "where?" "quietly in my parents' basement." [ light laughter ] "what do we want?" "e

i love my life.o soft it's got some stank. >> reporter: that's one way to describe her album, "meaning of life." which drops october 27th. inside hollywood's tao restaurant, kelly told me manager and husband of nearly four years brandon blackstock helps her unleash her sultry side. >> he makes me feel so sexy. i always make fun of him, like, why are y in public. he'll goose me during an interview. i'm like, i really like it. ♪ >> reporter: at home, kelly says they run a tight ship, raising 3-year-old river rose and 1-year-old remi. >> we don't have like a good cop/bad cop scenario. it's a cop going, you're going get done or you're going get in trouble. our nannies, we're strict on them making sure they're strict on our kids. they're already superprivileged, y'all. >> your daughter is starting school. did you have to back away? >> i constantly think of "dateline" specials. it was so gratifying to drop her off and her go, bye. >> reporter: kelly's number one goal is to instill in them confidence. she l

i just love the guy so much. ht? so he was like, i want to see if we can straighten it out. so he took a tendon, like this thing, out of my wrist, put it in the top of my finger, right? and he took fat out of, like, here, and injected it to look like a finger again, and then, of course, i got x-rays taken and he said you don't have any cartilage in the bones in the top joint. so to get cartilage, this is amazing, he took out membranes from my wrist. so i have a giant -- dudes, i was such a bad ass over the break. i had a scar, i had a cast. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i mean i looked really tough. and that was the worst part, the rib thing. it's just -- every time you laugh or breathe, which i do a a lot of both. >> steve: you do a lot. you breathe a lot. >> jimmy: i'm known for my breathing. jimmy's going to breathe again. >> steve: look out. >> jimmy: here he is. >> steve: whoa! >> jimmy: six hour surgery. >> steve: wow, they put you out totally? >> jimmy: totally knocked out. the anesthesiologist was like -- i ju

>> jimmy: i love both of you guys. comfortable in that position, you know? >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> you know, and we were just like, sort of like, buttholes clenched for like first and second season. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> third was like -- third was like, yes, digestion issues. sure. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. sure. you're working your way up the list there. >> but like, sort of a little bit more relaxed. and fourth, this season was just -- i don't know. we just felt more comfortable on set. we were so ready to shoot, too. whereas before, that was like, oh the next -- the next phase of the show. you know, each comes with its own, like, anxiety level. but shooting this year, it was just a blast. we just had so much fun. >> jimmy: and the writing -- writing on the show, just looser or the same or -- >> no. it's so hard. writing is like, it's just -- it's too like deep. you know what i mean? i'm like, i can't even get to know myself anymore this way. it's just too much. >> jimmy: it's a lot. >>

i love the voice crack. o, yeah, no, it's good. it's very consistent, yeah. >> so, what were we talking about? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what did they do to you? what -- how'd they torture you? >> so, they would -- they would zip me up fully, in a sleeping bag and then tickle torture me from the outside. [ light laughter ] so, i'm kicking and screaming, and it's literal torture, and they happen to be the greatest ticklers of all time. so, that was -- that was something. and then -- >> jimmy: laughing and crying >> exactly. >> jimmy: from inside the sleeping bag. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i want to talk about this movie, "lego ninjago." >> yeah. >> jimmy: these lego movies are fantastic. >> so good, so good. >> jimmy: i saw the first lego movie made me laugh. i loved it -- it was so creative. and the lego batman one. that's all my kids watch. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, we -- we love it, 'cause it's jokes we get too. >> exactly, they -- >> jimmy: finally, not dora. and so -- [ laughter ] but it's really

but i love parades. t was my first parade. >> kimberly: i didn't have a good answer to that so i don't want to let the team down. i have an excellent answer for number four. >> juan: number four. a labor day special for ms. kimberly guilfoyle, what is your dream retirement destination? >> kimberly: can anyone guess is that this table? you should be able to? >> dana: ireland. >> kimberly: no. it should be ireland but would place but i really love? >> dana: we'll wait for you to get there. >> kimberly: i cannot wait to go to the villages. i am so curious. people that know me really well tell me that i love retirement homes, i love the villages. i just want to go. any time soon. >> juan: wait a minute. on my book to her, the villages, they buy books. >> kimberly: they are the best best. >> juan: stay right there. our labor day facebook free-for-all continues next with some of your political questions for "the five." where the heart beats warm and true, that's texas. where we always welcome you, that's texas.

>> i loved it. . but i don't really prefer blondes in a stark red like that. i feel too contrast to her skin tone and her hair. >> denise? >> i loved it. i didn't care for the tea lent, but on camera whether she won, it just stunned, and that red lip, i really thought it vava vroome. she looked amazing. >> i think rare moment that nicole kidman ever does anything wrong. i think she looks gorgeous. i do agree, i usually don't light breitbart red on blondes, but for some reason she looks sexy red lipstick, lick she looks really good. >> my favorite dress of the night i have to show you, i thought this was a show steeler. >> oh, yes. >> all agree it was just a knock out. alycia? >> if you look, this is nieme, she had custom train put onto this gown, if you look at it from runway, actually shorter ankle lent. but i love the way it captures her silhouette, and the beautiful flowing train on the back of the dress, beyond. >> amazing, i actually work with him for like 14 seasons in new york, so can he do no

i'm broke but i still have so much love to you how do you make of the person what was your break for me i feel like it was location the moment it ever location and the moment. a couple of influences found the song played on social media and snap chat kind of took me to the next level and so i'm proud and i'm glad it kind of took me out of the label how to get a label for me i feel like i got so many offers for me to pick it definitely had to be a label that supported my vision and my dreams what is the label are not that yeah it's a good label. you recently said you're focusing primarily on collaboration who you're going with so i'm trying to work with so many people right now i've been talking to friend of mine black. money from for the harmony hopefully we get to do something sometime soon for me i love to work with my friends so if i meet someone and we have chemistry connection i love getting in the studio because i mean you get to hear the connection to the music who had dion to work with so many people tends to be super cool cancer tomorrow i mean there's so many amazing rappers

i love what he does. to be interesti t throughout the several seasons. >> i think he will. come on. >> he's a funny guy. >> milk as long as you can. >> yeah. >> one of my favorite moments when the nine to 5:00 ladies came out. >> yes. >> collectively they are 228 years old. [ laughter ] >> you did the math. >> i did the math. >> that's all. >> 228. they look amaze. >> they truly look amazing. of course we're talking about dolly parton, jane fonda, lilly tomlin. somebody sign me up for botox because the way they look. >> i want their doctor. put their doctor' number on the bottom of the screen. >> dolly parton high to google this. she's 71-year-old. >> she's the youngest. >> is she. >> yes. i believe lilly tomlin is 78. and jane fonda is 79. >> wow. they in essence stole the show with regard to how they look. amazing job, ladies. >> i agree. they got few digs at the president as well dolly is hilarious. >> did you see the shock and awe thing. >> i did. >> talked about support. >> right. [ laughter ] >> let

i love it. i love those. >> you do, you like it?that's like the nicest thing anyone has said to me. [ laughter ] thank you so much. >> i'm a fan of it. >> jimmy: yeah, please, yeah. oh, you are? yeah, thanks. let me remind you what happened. we were talking about movies and stuff, and you said -- i think you said your favorite movie, or one of my favorite movies is "grease 2." >> two. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. i had the same reaction you guys had, like what? >> this is when we had, nearly -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: two? i go, you mean "grease." yeah, of course, "grease, john travolta, olivia newton-john. that's what i'm talking about, robert stigwood. let's talk about, that movie is the best. >> two words. michelle pfeiffer. i mean -- she's just amazing. >> jimmy: "grease 2?" >> the way -- she eats a a hamburger like no one else has eaten a hamburger ever, like it's brilliant. it's genius. >> jimmy: but -- but she -- >> "cool rider," her song. i mean, come on jimmy. rent it. >> jimmy: i have never seen "grease 2

. >> i love justin. he's a great guy. >> reporter: j.t.'is pal, tony romo. the former quarterback is now a cbs sports analyst. >> i think if they got justin it would be a home run. he's one of the rare guys everyone thinks is great and he's supertalented. >> i love you, thank you. >> yes, we all love him. he's reportedly releasing a new album at the beginning of 2018. so the timing would be perfect. >>> and you know, if there were a super bowl for babies, the kardashians would win that, hands down. especially now that khloe is going to join the club. >> i wonder how tris tan would feel. >> listen, i'm pregnant. >> reporter: she foreshadowed the news. >> tristan and i talk about starting a family. but now knowing that i'm not on birth control is scary. >> reporter: a source close to khloe tells "e.t." she is expecting her first child early next year with cleveland cavalier boyfriend of over a year tristan thompson. that makes three pregnancies right now for the sisters. >> he's cute. >> reporter: "e.t." previously confirmed 20-year-old kylie

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i love dancing and i'm just a a huge advocate for it. now what it's like to be on the other side. >> oh, i do. i do. >> jimmy: and you're being judged. >> since i was 12 years old, traveling around the world competing and now it's like -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> sitting next to jennifer lopez and then ne-yo and -- >> jimmy: i mean, yeah, come on. >> you know, it's not too bad of a job. it's not too bad. >> jimmy: no. and you get paid on top of that. >> i know, it's not bad. [ light laughter ] it's not bad. >> jimmy: i would pay money to sit next to jennifer lopez. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. yeah. [ laughter ] >> hey, by the way, she keeps all the snacks. she has all, like, the chocolate-covered almonds. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the chips underneath -- yeah. she's great. >> jimmy: she's just fun, man. we love her. >> she's the best. >> jimmy: so let's talk about the winners here. >> let's talk about them. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the winners. >> jimmy: yeah. >> of "world of dance." les twins. >> jimmy: les twins. [ cheers and applause ] i kne

and i love dana carvy. why did i blow it? >> jimmy: and you love dana carvy. yeah. nl" had won best show in 23 years. which is probably that time that i loved watching the show, like -- >> jimmy: isn't that insane. >> isn't that insane? >> jimmy: that doesn't make sense. >> and lorne was very generous. and we all came -- the cast all it was just so exciting. like, i've never been up on stage at the emmys. and everyone is like congrats, you finally got an emmy -- 'cause i think we've been nominated ten times and lost. and he was like, "you finally got that emmy." and i was like, "yeah but, you know, i don't get one." like, i don't get a trophy. >> jimmy: you don't get a a trophy? >> i don't get a trophy. like, just the producers of the show get one. so i was on stage and my family was like, "yeah, we're going to come by and see that trophy." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: nothing. >> i'm like, yeah, no. but how about that stage? [ laughter ] that's pretty cool too. >> jimmy: do you walk down the street? do you go like, do people recognize you abd you go, "man, i'm doing

i love you, too. >> i love you, too. >> i love you, mom. ommy. >> bye, baby. >> love you. >> i love you more. i love you more than the air that i breathe. >> me too. >> i love you more than the air that i breathe. be good, okay? stay on green lights. ♪ >> bye, angels from heaven. >> bye, mommy. >>> coming up -- >> calm down. >> when pets go to jail. >> i bond more with the dogs here than the girls on the yard. >> now back to "lockup." >> due to mature subject matter, viewer discretion is advised. >>> the maricopa county jail's tent city is not limited only to men. there's a separate area for women known as pup tents. >> work it, ladies. >> while the inmates here are usually more concerned with blazing phoenix heat, today, some of them are busy shoring up their tent for a rare thunderstorm. >> it's got to go this way, so you tie it to that. >> you're going to get in trouble. >> you're going to die. >> there you go. yea. now tie it. >> tie it to what? >> tie the string to the rope so we can tie it there. >> tie it to this. there. >> 18-year-ol

i appreciate that. because we love having you here. you guys honored me. you actually said, "hey, would you like to get up at one of our shows and sing a song?" this is a true story, and -- at the garden. and i go, "oh, my gosh. yeah, of course." and you go, "well, this is great. we do this thing where we pull a fan out of the audience, and" -- do you remember this at all? this really happened. yeah. [ laughter ] all right, you remember. so you pull a fan out of the audience. so i go out and i have a sign that says "singer with a broken finger." [ laughter ] because at the time i had a a bandaged finger. >> okay, it's coming back. >> jimmy: so we -- so we rehearsed -- >> it's coming back. >> jimmy: we rehearsed this in the afternoon. me singing with you guys. and so i was like, "all right." so i go, "great, i'm very excited." that part of the concert comes. security grabs me. they pull me in the background. i come around the thing. and i have the sign, "singer with a broken finger." and i hold up the sign and i'm hiding my face and i'm

i loved his accent. outside the home he would rarely speak. so when i went to new york i was going around at auditions and worked for the american express as stock boy for almost a year. i would go looking for acting jobs and looking for an apartment and some extra jobs. i would get on the phone and say particularly about housing and i would say i'm coming to see that apartment. what time are you coming. 2:00 i'm finished working. what is your name? ramone estevez. why don't you come around 3:00 or so? i remember having to tell people -- i remember pulling one out of the hat saying i am a chemical engineer. anything but an actor y. invented this character martin sheen. i took the martin from a guy who was very encouraging to me. and i took the sheen from bishop fulton sheen because i thought of him as an actor. he was one of the biggest things on television. he hosted a lecture basically and he was this very handsome, dramatic guy. i didn't always understand what he was talking about. he was kind of conservative, but his performance, per se, wa

with laughter. >> can we show the real one. >> lets show the real one now, alex. >> my goodness, i love it. that is fabulous. that is an amazing costume. >> so at first i thought it was a witch. no, wait i am a ran sans princess. and then i think i'm making that face because my mother was telling me to pose and i didn't want to pose that way because of awkward. >> half scare crow half witch. >> it is like a more lynn like a magician, that is exactly what it is. >> some people thought i looked like a boy here so thanks. >> it does make me think when i was younger, i had a boy living in the street next to mine. i played basketball. i was a tom boy. i played pick up. i went over to his yard. we were playing. then next year we went off to high school. i switched schools. i went to school. he went around telling everyone, that oh, when i first metal ex-she was a boy and now she's a girl. i don't know how that happened >> you have blossomed into a beautiful young man. >> thank you. >> they call it the glow up. >> that is the glow up. >> prince harry was caught sharing his popcorn with a young

i really do love this idea. . [ laughter ] hamburgers are messy and hard to eat, am i right? right. so as soon as you start eating, what happens? you go -- "oh, man!" worst bbq ever, right? >> exactly. >> jimmy: everything falls out, that doesn't happen with hot dogs. which led me to create the burg dog. check this thing out. yeah, look at this. it's a hamburger that's shaped like a hot dog. [ laughter ] so it's got the delicious taste of a hamburger, but it's clean and easy to eat like a hot dog. and here's the best part, it looks delicious. [ laughter ] >> why not call it a hamdog? >> jimmy: why not -- what? >> why not call it a hamdog? >> jimmy: yeah. that's probably a better name. [ laughter ] get out of here. get out here, emma. [ cheers and applause ] this is part of the future. hamdog is a better name. that's a better name. all right. yeah, burgdog is not as good. ham -- ham -- yeah, hamdog. let's see our last inventor. come over here, leah. please, glad to see you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi! nice to se