i love kool-aid and i love walls. get along. peaceprize. [ laughter and applause ] he loves both. >> steve: oh, yeah! >> jimmy: then he tweeted, why does mr. peanut think he's so elite? i'm way richer and way nuttier. #nutjob. [ laughter and applause ] and finally he tweeted, which navy ship is cap'n crunch serving on? i called the pentagon, nobody knew. #fakecrews. he's pretty worked up right now. [ laughter and applause ] here's a weird story. there is a restaurant here in new york that serves a smoked watermelon that looks just like a ham. check it out. yeah. it's perfect for all those times you're biting into a a juicy ham and think i just wish this were hot watery fruit. [ laughter and applause ] i just wish. and finally, i saw that the university of delaware was just named america's number one party schoolpplause ] while america's worst party school is once again homeschool. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have -- thank you very much, r

>> i mean "insecure," i love that show. hat? [ laughter ] okay. >> i mean you saw "lack panthe people can be black. >> jimmy: yes, i understand. people can be black. okay, good. guys? guys, we have choya here. [ screams ] she's got it together.ve if shespotted a shark, the first thing she would say is "bye." [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: and the thing she wants to see on tv is a black people being black week. so, for this next one, pierce brosnan is on thehow. can you guys do a james bond-style song?ud come on, a little 007. [ cheers and applause ] little 007 jam. ♪ her namwas choya she came all the way here for yafr the dark deep ♪ ♪ she'd be the first to say uh, bye while standing on the shore at shark week ♪ ♪ rather be bitten by the shark week bug than by actual shark teeth ♪ ♪ black people being black is what she would call her own version of shark week ♪ ♪ her name is choya >> jimmy: oh! a [ chee applause ] come on. you are fantastic. thank you, choya. >> thank you. i love you.ve >> jimmy: i ou, too. oh, i love you,

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i love j-lo. too. but you -- >> i love her. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you went to see her show? i know, talk me through it. walk me through it. >> well, okay, there's a lot of people that i want to see in concert. but gil scott-heron, he's dead though. so -- but that's sad. [ laughter ] so i'll see him in heaven. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know what i mean? >> jimmy: sure. >> and, you know, janet jackson, i want to see her in concert. but j-lo, seriously, is like on the top of the list. because she can dance so good. >> jimmy: yes. >> i love to just watch her dance. and she's just so pretty. and then, she does this shake thing with her butt. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she is the most talent -- she really is. >> so awesome. >> jimmy: we have a video of you -- one of your dreams come true. you got to be a backup dancer. >> yes! >> jimmy: for j-lo. and, here, you got to see this. check it out. leslie as j-lo's backup dancer. check this out. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: come on, dude. how fun is that? oh, act

tell your mom i love her. alk to you about this romantic comedy too with milo. >> oh okay. >> jimmy: but "world of dance." you have four. there's four more shows left. >> yes. only four more shows. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: four more shows left of the season. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. it's getting -- like, the competition is getting really, really crazy right now. >> jimmy: here's what's crazy is you talked to me, you said, this year is actually a little dangerous. >> yeah, it is dangerous. >> jimmy: and i go -- and i saw, and it actually is. >> yeah, people have gotten hurt. >> jimmy: frightening. >> it's been -- yeah. there's been a lot of drama. >> jimmy: what thing -- >> there's a lot of drama. and there's a lot of people -- you realize these dancers are like dancing literally for their lives, and it's just -- and they're so talented. it's crazy. >> jimmy: but to see you, and to see what you've done starting with dance, and see what you've done with your career. now you're getting the vi

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and i love this note or i love this quote that he gives to the press. i am absolutely certain whereas in 1965 the enemy was winning. today he is certainly losing. we are making progress. we know you want an honorable and early transition to the fourth and last phase. so do your sons and so do -- and so do your sons and so do i. it lies within our grasp that enemies' hopes are bankrupt. that should tell you sort of the message the president as well as his generals are trying to present to the american public. they are trying to, again, shore up support, build the support for the president and then carry this to the american people to win support for them to continue to wage the war. now johnson has been toying with some ideas like the san antonio formula which had been given in august of 1967 where he discussed that if the north vietnamese would go through a certain number of conditions, that we would end the bombing and start negotiations. now the conditions were so poison pilled that there was no way that was going to happen. but he'd been toying with t

i love the saudis. i love the philippines. i love the ukraine. i love the greeks. we love the hindus. i look at my african-american over here. look at him. are you the greatest? look at these guys. blacks for trump, i love you. >> jimmy: wait, he forgot the eskimos. [ laughter ] by the way he's right, race relations have gotten worse for trump for every group except one, and that is blacks for trump. specifically, white members of blacks for trump which you can see come out for the rallies like this lady this super mario guy, and this woman. these white black-tivists are thriving. i'm thinking of joining black forth trump myself. i'm thinking about opening an l.a. chapter. guillermo what do you think, should we do that? >> guillermo: no way, jose. >> jimmy: oh, all right. [ laughter ] you may have seen on the news we have massive wildfires going on here in california right now. and no one has covered this story quite like stephanie rule of msnbc who yesterday won herself tonight's award for "excellence in reporting." >> welcome back. as california is farting -- is,

take a look. >> i have eric trump who's been fantastic. he lovesitical stuff. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "he's so good, i him secretary of political stuff. it's very nice. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he loves his little political stuff, whatever you call it." this is very interesting, though. trump also said he thinks he can act presidential. even showed us what thate.ould look l watch this. >> it's a lot easier to act presidential, than to do what i do.an ody can act presidential. [ cheers and applae ] ladies and gentlemen of the g ate of florida, thank you very much for bere. [ cheers and applause ] you are tremendous people, and i will leave now because i am boring you to death. thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, actual actually he didn't stop there. the crowd was loving it so much. trump just kept showing them how pridential he could be. check this out. >> jimmy: it is so easy being presidential folks. [ laughter ] i can do anything a a presidt -- you want a president to walk -- president -- [ laughter ] president does a running man. that's what

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what's happeni i loved it so much. think like i joke about having to become a a doctor. but i think another pa of it was, i never saw authors who looked like me. i didn't see characters who looked like me. and so i actually for -- i spent like a decade in my room alone writing stories. but there were no black ch acters. because i didn't think black people could be in books. so what really excites me about thd all the other awesome stories that are coming out right now, is this -- we're til kind of fi for the little versions of ourselves. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i can be like, hey little nerd tomi, like,onide that dr but you can ride it, like, you know? you don't have to take yourself out of the advture. so i'm -- i'm excited that this is doing that for other writers. but just for all types of people who aren't use to seein themselves. >> jimmy: i can't -- [ cheers and applause ] we're a big fan, we love you pal. i'm gonna see you later. tomi adeyemi, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] superstar. check out "children of bl

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>> seth: i love you. e and let -- >> i know. >> seth: tank should be the bread winner. i know! >> seth: how is tank -- >> i know. >> seth: he's the i love you dog. >> i don't know. it's just crazy. she needs her own youtube channel or something. d.so, that's -- that happe that's real. >> seth: how do you -- by the way because -- and i don't want judge you, but i -- like, what made you think that that would work? [ laughter ] because i have a dogand i never said, "you know, i'm gonna try to get it to say 'i love you' back." but you were in a situation where it worked. she -- she makes these noises. >> seth: mm-hmm. >> she makes kind of noises like -- like you heard. and kind of, if you say a word before it, it sounds sike that's wh's saying. 's, if you say, like, "hello," it sounds like saying "ewwo." [ laughter ] and so, there was this time where i was upstairs and she en peed on my fs rug. you know, so we put her away. >> seth: yeah. >> and -- and then i left, you know, but the dog was alonin the room and

i love our intelligence agencies. the fbi, cia, ncis, cbs, and law & order: svu. [ laughter and applause ] in other important news, me again. [ light laughter ] i just went on a big exciting european vacation. i saw so many great sights. big ben, parliament, big baby, parliament, big ben. [ light laughter ] while i was there, i ame everyone's favoritan queen elizabeth. [ light laughter ] it was a little awkward because when she first saw my hair, she took it for a walk with one of her corgis. [ laughter ] but i love getting to inspect the royal guard or as i like to call them, the british rockettes. [ light laughter ] nextly, sports. i'd like to congratulate the french for winning the world cup. france is a fati i love their toast. [ laughter ] also in france, they call soccer football. but it's more like foosball except the players are real. they aren't people made out of wood. [ light laughter ] they are people made out of wouldn't. [ laughter and applause ] that should clear things up. oh, the lights are going out

i loved it so much. imes people are like, what is it? and i'm like, basically think "black panther" with magic. like it's a girl fighting to bring magic back to her people. but i also wanted to write about what was happening today. and so, even though, you know, it's sort of like "inception." like the first layer is this epic story. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but on the second layer there's this allegory for the modern black experience. so i call it, like, cake with asparagus. because you're eating the cake, but you're learning real things and you're learning how it, like, feels to live through what we're living through today. so -- >> jimmy: yeah. i -- i got that as i was reading. but then at the end of the book, you write a whole thing of how -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: there's a lot of tears that you shed while writing this book. 'cause, man, there's twists and turns, and you never know what's happening. i loved it so much. and i have two little girls. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it's always good to have a book that they

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which i loved so much. >> oh, yeah. >> yes. >> seth: at least it was one you played in the first place. >> i play -- >> seth: but this is like an era of films that you're doing now that you're taking young people a just showing what they look -- >> well, it's just i'm the guy. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> "play this guy older. we'll get him." >> seth: yeah, yeah. >> get the scotsman. i don't know why that is. but i quite like it. i mean, it will be interesting with danny, because again, here he exists in the novel. so i have to try to get him right based on the novel and stephen's writing and the fans of the book. and that's slightly different. in this case, nobody really knows what christopher robin was like when he was 40 something years old. >> seth: yeah. >> so it wasn't the pressure on me as such. >> seth: also think nobody really when you think of the winnie the pooh books you didn't really think about his personality that much. >> no. >> seth: you know, you realize, like, oh, it was more -- you know, i think ki

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and i love that story i tell about dean atchison. atchison, just this classic figure with the little mustache. true northeastern liberal elite that johnson always tried to sort of kowtow to in some way. but they have a private meeting before the wise men meet. atchison walks into the meeting and johnson goes off on a tangent. starts lamenting how everybody hates him all because of vietnam. do you remember what atchison did? he got up and walked out. you tell that s.o.b., you know, i'm not going to be talked to like this. he had to basically kiss atchison's posterior to get him to meet with the president again. but it's almost like the death nil of the policy. and on march 31, 1968, a day that changed everything. it's one of the most momentous days in american history, that will change the dynamic of the country. many would argue in a negative way. but definitely change the dynamic of the country. do you remember how it opened? what does he do first thing in the morning? >> he attended church service. >> what did he do before that, th

wonderful years. >> i love it. any words of advice for our newly engaged couple? >> this is going to sound like a bit, but i'm telling you, each person needs their own dvr. it's a very, very important thing. >> jimmy: that's great practical advice. >> it sounds dumb. i'm a dumb guy. but, you know, like if she says we're going out to dinner with jimmy and molly tomorrow, and, no the dodgers are playing the giants and we're not going anywhere. you've got a dvr, it's not a problem, baby, let's go. >> jimmy: run through the whole thing. >> so you can keep a social life going and it doesn't impact your bachelorette watching or dodger watching. >> jimmy: very good advice. by the way, i do want to say on a serious note, i've seen the new episode of the first season of "ozark," and it is fantastic, and you did a fantastic job. >> thank you, jimmy. what a great show this is, great actor and dare i say great directing as well. >> jimmy: courtesy of mr. jason bateman. "ozark" returns to netflix on august 31st. spent all of lab

i love horses. r ] >> jimmy: would you rather fight 40 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck? [ laughter ] >> you ask me that every time i see you. >> i'm sorry, i read somewhere online it's a good ice breaker. [ laughter ] pyway, have you posted a a throwback thursdto to insta yet? >> i was totally just about to ow you mine, okay? >> jimmy: let me see. >> here's mine. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: it's so cute. here's mine. [ laughter ] we're practically twins.ht [ light la ] it's you're like my twin sister. >> yeah. 'l>> jimmy: do you think y go back to camp next summer? >> i not sure. i mean, we'd be the oldest campers there. you know? >> jimmy: but we're still too young to be counselors. we're stuck between two worlds. it's like i'm not a girl. ♪ not yet a woman >> jimmy: i was just thinking that. >> hey, do you remember at camp when we would play fashion freeze? >> jimmy: you mean, when you count to three and freeze in your best del pose? uh, yeah. i love fashion freeze! >> like, do you want to

i love ray romano. lled "wheel of opinions." that's going to be fun. remember that bit ray did -- gosh, it's one of my favorite bits ever. i mean he's one of my favorite comedians ever, but he said, "how about that guy -- how about the guy that climbed mount everest, and he didn't tell his wife that he's climbing mount everest. how do you not tell your wife you're climbing mount everest? like neil armstrong's wife sitting in the living room going -- is that neil?" [ laughter ] is that neil? that's my favorite joke. he does it better than -- plus, she wrote and directed a a new netflix movie called "like father," lauren miller rogen is stopping by tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: it's a good movie. very talented. and we have music from leon bridges, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] guys, it is time for "tonight show" hashtags. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtags hasghtags ♪ >> jimmy: hey, everybody, we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag, and we ask y

i love it. i love it. thing like being able to control your own destiny. - harvey: you wrote songs in this. - so i wrote records on this. this one we wrote "climate change," and we wrote "globalization" on this book right here. when did you get interested in music? i got interested in music. always loved music. you grew up around music. people-- when they were cleaning the house, always music on. it's just a part of our dna, part of our culture and a sense of hope. anything can be going bad, you throw on the right song, it's like, for me, my favorite song is earth, wind & fire's "september." you throw that on and we are jamming. you know? that's when i fell in love, i mean, deeply in love and obsessed with music. my mom would always tell me, "the pen is mightier than the sword." she would always say, "be careful what you write." it wasn't necessarily that you got embraced immediately. not at all. you were selling mix tapes on street corners. well, selling mix tapes, barbershop, street corners, i go through

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i know thaalked about this, and you're -- you love it. do love liverwurst. and i plan on doing -- i'm -- this is, like, the pitch for this piece.y 'cause i reanna do a a piece on "sunday morning" about liverwurst. and since we're running out of in our end eatu moment of nature, maybe we can feature liverwurst. [ la>>hter ] immy: a moment of liverwurst. >> yes. >> jimmy: let's do it, right here. mo rocca, everybody. please, cheers.pp [ cheers anduse ] >> we leave you now -- >> jimmy: we leave you -- >> with the liverwurst sandwich. >> jimmy: cheers. >> cheers. >> jimmy: mo rocca! check him out on "cbs sunday morning." we'll be right back wi performance from j. balvin and nicky jam! [ cheers and a♪lause ] ♪ (vo) love. i got it. i go iha baby. (vo)t's being there when you're needed most. he's the one. (vo love is knowing... it was meant to be. and love always keeps you safe. (vo) love is whyilt a car you can trust for a long time.h all-new subaru impreza sedan and five-door. a car you can love no matter what road you're on. the subaru impreza

i ntother day and i love a good flea market. that's a great deal. so i was like, "i'm going to go ahead and get six of these, that way i can get six for 10." you know? three for five, two times, right? [ light laughter ] pretty easy, right? this lady couldn't understand her own deal, right? i went up to her, i was like, "hey, i'd like to get these dvds." she goes, "how many you got there?" and i said six. and she said, "you know it's three for five, right?" and i was like, "yeah, six for ten." and she goes, "well, i guess." [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you. i was like, "nah, this is your deal." "this is three for five, two times, right?" so i figure it's settled, right? i figure now i'm getting it for $10, right? then i hear her back there doing math. [ light laughter ] and she's going -- she closes her eyes. she goes, "all right, that will be $15." i was like, "listen, i'm not even trying to bargain with you right now." "this is your deal." three for five, two times. you want, i'll buy these three

the way you lie ♪ ♪ i love the way you lie ♪ i love the way you lie >> and then i got asked to working home ♪ 'em coming home ♪ tell the world i'm coming home ♪ ♪ let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday ♪ ♪ i know my kingdom awaits ♪ and they've forgiven mimi stakes ♪ ♪ i'm coming home ♪ i'm coming home ♪ tell the world i'm coming >> and then i got to work with an amazing songwriter, mathew koma, on a song for zed. >> you are the piece of me ♪ ♪ i wish i didn't need ♪ chasing relentlessly ♪ still fight and i don't know why ♪ ♪ if our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy ♪ ♪ if our love's intanty ♪ why are you my clarity ♪ my clarity ♪ my clarity ♪ why are you my clarity ♪ my clarity ♪ my clarity ♪ why are you my clarity >> and most recently, i collaborated with macklemore. ♪ ♪ ♪ i feel glorious, glorious ♪ got a chance to start again ♪ i was born for this, born for this ♪ ♪ it's who i am, how could i forget? ♪ ♪ i made it through the darkest part of the night. ♪ and now i see the sunrise ♪ and i feel glorious, glorious ♪ ♪ i feel glorious, glorious ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applau

we just love you so much. and ihis is -- [ audience aws ] i met this dog. >> that's pip. he's backstage. >> jimmy: i saw pippy backstage. >> and that's big. >> jimmy: and that is big. >> he belongs to my daughter and her now husband. and that -- they just got married. and that's pippy and big at their wedding. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: oh. were they involved with the wedding at all? were they -- >> big -- big was definitely part of the ceremony. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but annie said, "mom, just this once, can pippy not be around?" >> jimmy: is he just a a distracting, little dog? >> well, he knew where the treats were. in frazier's pocket. >> jimmy: yeah. so, he would -- yeah. >> he would have gone straight to the treats. >> jimmy: he would have went nuts. yeah. >> he got a lot of steak during the dinner though. >> jimmy: come on. this little dude? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, he got some steak. oh, come on. look at how cute that dog is. you've been -- now, i saw you were at the premiere in l.a. for "the wife." and i want

>> i love the show and i love my life because of the show. k together. we want it something good. corralling us altogether, getting us in the same room. tory's hashtags donna and kelly forever and 90210 vibes brings them together. nearly 30 years after the original first air. >> do you still follow everyone? >> of course. of course. it's remarkable to see. where are all of the 902 10e stars. >> starring on his show, private eyes, along with mark, david, con sue elloss. alexa and katie, after a two-year battle with breast cancer, she's back to work. >> i love creating a character. >> she has four sons, three with megan fox. gabriel is just waiting. my priorities are them first and me second. >> i definitely get that she thinks i'm cool. i'm not going to get this. >> as we mentioned, luke prays a huge summit. >> we found out. >> what would you say to these two youngins. >> what? >> what i would tell this youngin is please don't wear that. dude, what were you thinking? what haircut was that. >> beaver. >> it's the bowl cut. >> on the show they're

him, i was in love with him. ather, fabien, will host the wedding at the family home. now, cissy, you're my last to go. and i feel the excitement this week is greater than before, because we stayed with you for a longer time. how was it for you? what are the memorable moments you have? wedding is like we are putting your last, last oath, this is the person i want, this is a person want to stay with, this is the person i want to be the father or the mother of my children so that is a very touching moment. you feel very excited that you are at last going to be husband and wife. what did you take for appreciation to the family, for raising money? that time, people were talking in terms of animals. but my father—in—law said he was an old man so he wanted the equivalent in cash. cissy's parents got married 45 years ago. for generations, gifts such as cattle, have been offered as cattle have been offered as a dowry or bride price when the man asked for the woman's hand in marriage. the offer is increased by the woman's

i. was obsessive love was hurt. it was interesting the culture of the place i could tell he found something i didn't know we didn't do or this whole i'd have. loved lewis as a friend and. i just feel very very close to him and it's funny no matter how long where we don't see each other it's mediately always the same feeling we're right back where we're you know we don't there's no real acquaintance required ever in our friendship so. he was not like all of us there was we didn't quite know where we belong yet and we were not. you know we're kind of outsiders and always will be not trusting the economic system the political system the social system even the infrastructure seeing how ridiculously greedy and self-centered people with power are being young and not wanting people telling you what to do not wanting parental authorities or police authorities or governments or. borders or territories or nationalism hard you know. like. my favorite crawl in the middle well that sounds. first couple of what the situation a mos