<i>>> right here. a new book here that you wrote with carl pope, former president of the sierra club. and it is called "climate of where is the climate of hope? and what is it? where is the hope? >> well, the hope is here. we can make a difference. it's something we really should worry about. >> stephen: you mean climate change. >> climate change, and whether or not it happens, nobody knows, but you should attack an insurance policy out. and if it looks like it might do damage, now is the teem to take steps and attack a look. the oceans are warming and rising, and you see these term storms that have keld's number of people and done's lot of damage in florida and texas and puerto rico and the crebbian. and with warmer oceans, you're going to get more of those. >> stephen: nowing, many of the people who deny global warming say that it's some sort of hoax or a money-making scheme scheme. from a businessman's point of view, why should a businessman believe in global warming?

<i>okay, i'll be right back.ce, i never go to the gym, so i bought a home gym. now i never go home. ( laughter ) i'm about eight reminders away from considering rescheduling my next dental visit. ( laughter ) sometimes, sometimes, audience, sometimes when i wake up from a beautiful dream, i feel a little sad... when i see the car i just rear- ended. ( laughter ) i don't always drink beer, but when i do, i make up for all the times i don't. ( laughter ) audience, i have never pre- heated the oven a single second longer than it takes to open a roll of cookie dough. ( laughter ) ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) ( laughter ) ( laughter ) forgive me, audience, i took a much smaller bite in rehearsal. ( laughter ) ah! if you're hitchhiking and i pick you up, it's only because i think i can take you in a k

i guess so, yeah, you're right. >> what do you know about that? t thing. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. a cinnamon doughnut thing. for those of you who just arrived on planet earth. it's -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we don't have churros here in -- in new york city. we don't really -- do we have churros here? [ audience says yes ] oh, we do not. i mean, we barely do. [ laughter ] where -- where do you get a a churro? [ audience yelling ] whatever. >> literally everywhere. everywhere you can get a a churro. >> jimmy: so, basically their everywhere? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's not everywhere you get a churro. and then where are the pickles in disneyland? you guys know about that too? [ audience no's ] yeah, exactly. that's the audience -- >> yeah, higher percentage of yes, i feel like. yeah. >> jimmy: that's not true at all. where do you get the pickles at? at pickle stands? >> at various stands, yeah. the various pickle stands. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to stop talking about churros and pickles for a second. let's talk about -- "top of the lake." [ l

i mean? >> you know if you did it or not, right? i know. >> you better get your story straight. >> for real. >> i saw you on video. >> maybe it wasn't me. >> you have pretty distinctive looks. i am reviewing the video to verify his participation in the fight that happened last week. he claimed he was nowhere around or he had no participation other than him living in the pod, so i'm going to go ahead and review it and see what it shows. this is inmate morgan, also known as peaches, talking to jorge salinas, who we suspect as being the one who threw the blows in the fight. he's putting on his gloves like he's getting ready. you can see out of the corner that the fight is going on right here. there's somebody else holding him over here. the shirt's pulled off. this is salinas there again with the gloves. first, he looks to see if anybody saw anything, anybody coming to get him. you see somebody with oranges who happens to be inmate kenneth morgan, also known as peaches. >> news that peaches might be involved in a fight came as a surpri

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after, right after he became attorney general. then i said, "who's your deputy?" so his deputy he hardly knew, and that's rosenstein, rod rosenstein, who is from baltimore. there are very few republicans in baltimore, if any. so, he's from baltimore." all right? you get the message? are you getting the message? donald trump doesn't trust baltimore. i mean, just look at his review of "the wire." "one star. very few republicans." ( cheers and applause ) ( laughter ) and again, keep in mind, we're only half a year in and trump is not going anywhere. he's going to run for re- election. and we're ready to project-- ( audience booing ) no, you have to get used to this. he's running for re-election and we at "the late show" are ready to project what that baby will look like in another six months. ( laughter ) we've got a great show for you tonight. jason bateman is here. but when we return, i take you inside trump's presidential suite in moscow. ( cheers and applause ) stick around! ( band playing ) how

i> ) >> pop tart. so that was your go-to food, right? > ) speaking of pop tarts, i understand you don't smoke weed anymore. is this true? >> i don't smoke any less. ( applause ) ( laughter ) i did. i quit smoking. >> stephen: so you moved on to edibles? i'll pick it up after this. no, i actually did quit. >> stephen: i understand, speaking of weed, that you moved to maui on the recommendation of willie nelson. >> yeah. >> stephen: how did that come about? >> what made you think of weed and willie? i don't get it. ( laughter ) yeah, what happened, actually, i ran into him in l.a. my friend jim called me up and said, "do you want to go see willie?" went and saw him. he's great. afterward, his wife came up, said "willie wants to meet you." go back to the bus. open the door, smoke is billowing out. >> stephen: you've got to get off that bus fast. >> unless you like where you're at, you know. >> stephen: yeah. >> you've got to not worry about whether or not you can walk or talk normally. >> stephen: yeah. >> so i had a gre

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i just put it right back into our airfryer. gain, touch a button, walk away. >> i could do that. >> anybody can do it. listen, it's easier to use than a microwave, i promise. >> all right. >> and to have all the presets for all the things that you want to cook, just make it amazing. all right, so let me show you our beef roll up and our waffle fries cooked together. now, look, our insert is removable. >> yep. >> so that's incredibly easy. >> love it. >> now what i'm going to do is i'm going to take out our filet. it's so easy, and you know what? >> it looks really special. >> it's special, easy, and delicious. look at our fries. they're going to go right next door. >> gorgeous. you can hear that crispy! >> you can hear it, right? and now what i'm going to do is i'm going to cut open our roast to show you how perfectly it's cooked. >> wow! >> is that gorgeous? >> oh, it really is! >> okay. i want to show you something really fun to do with leftover mac and cheese. make it into a little ball and then what we're gonna do is we're j

all right. i was a european thing. >> you know, i've learned this thing, heart to heart. if you do it it feels different. >> jimmy: if you hug heart to heart? >> yeah. usually we try to avoid each other. >> jimmy: i have to first think of the pledge of allegiance before i were to hug anyone heart to heart. because i never know which side my heart is. so then i go like this and then i would have to figure out the reverse image of where your heart is. which would be here, right? >> it is here, yes. >> jimmy: isn't the hug like a sideways kind of hug? [ laughter ] >> i have to catch my bearings because -- wait, this isn't what i thought it would be. >> jimmy: you grew up in l.a. were your parents in the entertainment business? >> no. my mom's a teacher, my dad's a lawyer. but yeah, i did grow up here. >> jimmy: what neighborhood did you grow up in? >> i grew up in cheviot hills over by 20th century fox. >> jimmy: but did you have celebrity friends as a kid or was did like one of those things -- >> no

right? >> jimmy: this is not how i do it. >> this is not? , well see, that's the thing. what if you don't have a spoon? here, take that. >> jimmy: all right. >> so pour in chocolate milk -- i don't know how much chocolate you like in there. >> jimmy: a lot is all right. >> that's good. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right. so what if you want chocolate milk and you don't have a spoon? you don't have a spoon, but you do have a 12-inch stainless steel sphere and liquid nitrogen. this is the way to go. >> jimmy: okay. >> would you measure, fill that cup with liquid nitrogen. >> jimmy: where will we get liquid nitrogen? right here. >> go to your pantry. now we're going to pour that into our hero's engine. >> jimmy: okay. >> there we go. oh, yeah, it's going in -- >> jimmy: is that enough? >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's do all of it. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: yeah. let's really blow the lid off this thing. okay, all right. >> which we actually might do. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right, there we go. >> jimmy: again, we're making chocolate milk. [ laughter ] at the end

because they don't. >> i know, right. they don't, right. ing. >> stephen: but based on what? >> based on my own dreams. >> stephen: okay. >> you see. >> stephen: okay. >> based on what i believe. >> stephen: uh-huh... is that what you told-- is told the police when you tried to-- >> i know, right. wait till you hear it. we're driving through, and i say, "that mansion, baby." "i want to go there. and i'm going to knock on the door, it's going to be--" and, of course, he is trying to wash me. >> stephen: you told your husband to pull over so you could knock on the door of a stranger's house and detea? >> uh-huh. not demand, because the dream is they invite me and ask. >> stephen: and how do they know that sonequa martin-green? >> i told them, i say, "no, baker listen, just go with me. it will be okay. i'm going to smile really big. they're going to know immediately i'll not a threat. and they're going to go 'oh, look. she's a young woman. she's nice' and they'll say, 'come on in. and they'll go randily, do you want soma tea? ' and i'll say yes

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right? playing god. - exactly. i also thought, what if we had 10 friendly billionaires and we built 10 of these-- - 10 different ones at the same time? - yeah, and they could be a mile apart, and they could even try put the same suite of creatures in each one. after 100 years it be a totally different world. they were criticized because it's not real science. science, you have a theory and you test it. this was more theatrical. it was more like, hey, kids, [both] let's put on a show. (laughing) - and to the point of being theatrical, it really was as much entertainment as it was science in that you also had these eight personalities who were placed in this experience. honestly, this was the first reality show. as i'm reading this book, i'm reminded that this is really a reality show that was a precursor to everything that's come. - it remains, by the way, a tourist attraction. you can go there, i've been there. they'll take you through it, it's just not closed. absolutely, again, these people were on the front page o

, right. iat that aspect of it is gone? >> you're right. i'll change my mind. i really -- >> stephen: i really like your work. please don't reveal anything about you. ( laughter ) tell me you're clean. tell me you're clean, jerry. >> you know what, isn't that funny? you never see anyone on tv-- and we all watch all this annoying political crap, and everyone is screaming. you never see somebody go, "you know what. you're right. i'm wrong. i'm going to change my opinion." >> stephen: wow. >> you never see that. >> stephen: wow. ( applause ). >> right? >> stephen: yeah. that is a very interesting compliment to yourself, you just made. ( laughter ). >> yes, it is. >> stephen: "no one ever does what i just did!" >> that's right. i say that all day long to myself. >> stephen: well, what else do you say to yourself? what is bothering you these days, jerry seinfeld. >> what is bothering me. >> stephen: nothing has to. >> give me an area. >> stephen: how about phone calls, jerry / okay. if i pick up the

i mean, that -- that's a punishment right there in itself. >> i'll consider it, i will. >> all right. mr. colette -- >> i keep my word. >> mr. colette, you know -- >> i keep my word. i'll review it in 30 days. >> all right. >> fair enough? >> yes, sir. >> okay. >> all right. thank you, mr. colette. >> all right, man. >> i'm sorry i broke my word to you. you hear me? >> okay. we're going to try it again, man, okay? >> all right. thank you, mr. colette. >> all right, bud. >> unlike nava, rafael gonzalez is a newcomer to the segregation unit. >> rafael. you part of that mess from 16 last night? >> yes, sir. >> you know he dies, you go manslaughter charge, you know that. 20 to life. >> you think he's going to make it, though? >> don't know. >> i didn't mean to harm him that bad, you know. just -- anger. >> i understand rage. >> i seen him and i thought about my little girl and somebody harming my little girl like that. >> but it wasn't your kid. >> it wasn't. >> what he did has what to do with your family? >> nothing to do with my family. >> not a damn thing. >> i'm not really like a trou

just do what i tell you. put it right here next to my feet. and i stepped on it. you to lie on the floor, put your hands on your back, face down, cross your legs. i will open the door, two officers cuffed him, and they took him out. >> unfortunately things didn't go as smoothly for an officer at another new mexico prison. >> we're getting jacob travis in. he's an inmate that just assaulted an officer. broke the officer's nose. had several bite marks all over him. he did a pretty good job on the officer. this guy's going to be a three-man supervisor. he's going to be in your unit in d-1 until further notice. we need to use caution. as soon as we open the doors and talk to the inmate and feel him out, see why he's so angry. be careful. >> how is he acting? >> fine, no problem. >> he's a high-profile case from reading his file. has a lot of problems with outside gangs and inside gangs. there's a lot of concern because a lot of the gang members that he -- the gang he testified against, they are here. so we're going to have to be on our toes once they found out he's he

listen, you're right. i play extreme characters. this isn't an extreme character. ly. >> trevor: right. >> see? see? i do know what i'm talking about. he's a brain surgeon, and, you know, he's no survivalist. >> trevor: right. >> she's the survivalist in the movie. but his logic gets him to a certain point and her heart gets him to a certain point. >> trevor: before i let you go, what are you excited about coming up in the feature? you're directing, acting, fighting all over the world. what are we looking for? >> honestly, rest. >> trevor: right. >> i'm actually really truly doing some comedy, man. i shouldn't say it but i'm doing a show that surrounded by my deejaying and it's a comedy. >> trevor: i'm super excited. comedian/deejay. looking forward to it. thanks for being on the show. >> i love you. >> trevor: "the mountain between us" will be in theaters october 6. you want to watch this movie. idris elba, everybody. we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause ) ♪

so who's right you will then . well i mean let's even assume that they're right that it is a violation of what islam teaches on inheritance that's irrelevant to the fact that you cannot enforce islamic moral teachings on on people who don't want them in force i mean there's not a single example in the life of the prophet of islam or in the koran where people were forced to follow islam and so to claim that you are appalling islamic values by forcing people to follow islam is perhaps the biggest argument to show that what you're doing is completely honest logic so i will concede to the scholars and clerics that yes islam has a very specific inheritance law but where they have absolutely no ground whatsoever is to say that we can enforce this inheritance law on somebody else and i'll close with this as well what the amity a muslim community has done in two hundred nations worldwide is spread peacefully recognize separation of religion and state and i polled islamic values for millions and millions of muslims without a singl

that's what i'm going to do because i want to do right by these people that need it and i want to doight by the people that trust me with their money. >> there are emergency needs right here right now but this is something that goes on for weeks, months, years in some cases. >> so i spoke to the mayor of houston to talk about the immediate needs and what i'm going to do on sunday and exactly where i can get the resources to make sure we take care of the emergency situations. but this isn't a one day, a one week, a one month thing, the isis going to take mungtds and years and years. i want to make sure i do it right over the long period and i want houston to know i'm with them for the long haul. i'm here to make sure we take it down the road. >> have you seen anything like this? >> never. >> you're from wisconsin originally? >> you see these disasters on tv but you've never really been a part of it and to be in it, to see my city going through it, to see all of our people going through it and streets that you know flooded 50 feet high, that's when it hits the most home and that's real

all right. >> which comes first? it. >> they are important. all of those are covered in the book. we gotten secrets that we've interviewed people as well as our stories, 40, 50, 60 years. some of them are so profound. they're live changing. >> okay. one secret, let's talk about second. okay? >> let's talk about sex. >> >> everybody wants to know about second. >> sex is incredibly important but it's not just sex it's the intimacy that comes with. >> i need intimacy. >> which means if he's sweet to me, bring me coffee, he says nice things, he might tweet me, he might send me an e-mail. >> okay. >> it makes me inclined to want to be close and near him which means he gets sex later on that evening. >> talking about for play. you got to start in the morning if you want something in the evening. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> fore play. >> it's morning and i'm texting keep going. >> you got to sweet talk you got to talk. >> he's saying sweet talk. so sweet talk is how you talk to your mate. >> right. >> so that you're not roughly l

so i went to -- i said i'll be right back. d i asked siri. >> seth: oh. [ laughter ] >> is that good parenting? >> seth: i don't know. i assume i am gonna have to as well. >> yeah, you will. and siri gave me the answer. >> seth: what was the answer? >> oh, i don't know. [ laughter ] but i think she -- i'm on siri and i'm educating myself. >> seth: when you left to do siri and when you came back in, did you pretend like you had just remembered it on your own? >> oh, yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> you don't know, but she caught me out. >> seth: she caught you. she knew that you siri'd it. >> seth: yeah. on of the things i also think is exciting about the show, is you've been in all these shows that have been very famous over the years. "larry sanders", which we talked about. "arrested development", now this. is it nice to have a new generation of people recognizing you for a new role? >> well, i have -- i have -- i'm 70. gee, you don't look it. [ laughter applause ] that's your line. and you have to understand, i did "the ropers", i did