. >> stephanie: i hear ya. re linked by a land line by skeeter.com. 5 seconds with the google shows the well-known church -- because he didn't believe me this ever happened before. so i guess it didn't -- >> because if fox news doesn't report it, it doesn't happen. >> stephanie: however, the church was threatened to be revoked by his tax, exempt status and bush went after the naacp after they criticized the president. it is pretty obvious the complainant was someone who doesn't believe that george bush should be criticized and it's obvious the irs believes that too. so there billy, google machine. do it skeeter. >> history turns the page. we all know a skeeter. obama derangement syndrome reaches all segments of society, rich and poor young and old, anyone can be a skeeter. >> we watched love video of nicki nicki -- >> they only have to remember three words. >> it gets better. >> for those unable to distinguish between fantasy and reality -- >> it gets better. monkey is not a racist term. obama has a marksist dog

the report puts china, i. ya, and eight other nations on a priority watch list. it designates the ukraine a priority country because of it's rampant software piracy. >>> now those at japanese automaker honda motor will be a parts plant in the central state in mexico. they will invest roughly $460 million. worker there is will eventually produce about 400,000 transmissions a years. honda is also making an assembly factory to make about 7,000 vehicles a year. >> we at honda mexico have been able to set up an efficient means of production. >> auto executives have been drawn to mexico in part because of it's free trade agreements with the u.s., canada, and other nations. it allows them to export vehicles without tariffs. >>> japan will join the transpacific partnership free trade talks, but some are concerns that the tpp will force them to compete against cheaper inports. they are already struggling with produck tiffty. every year a person in agriculture generates less than a chird of what others in the sector have. the in your opinion of farmers is half of what it w

. >> michael: i hear ya i may not see ya the whole time here but i want to talk to you. 22 states ban weapons on college campuses. what is your plan? >> our plan is to talk to lawmakers, we're the ones that this legislation is effecting, so we have put together campaign to make sure our voices are heard. -- first radical attempt -- luckily it fell out of committee, so what we have done is -- line 72, which is going to heard tomorrow in the state senate which we discussed earlier is going to allow schools to opt out -- the first thing is -- call the lieutenant governor's office and urge him to place it on a committee. and tomorrow we'll be attending the committee meeting to make sure we are heard on this issue. >> michael: that is what we rely on people at the college level to do. texas has this history of school shootings from the bell tower sniper, to the loan star college incident, one with a gun and one a knife. how do you convince your classmates that the students don't need guns for protech shun? >> -- residented a assistance -- >> michael: garry, unfortunately -- it's important

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ya hey ya hey ♪ ♪ ya hey ya hey on the festival grounds as the air began to cool and the sun went down ♪ ♪ my soul swooned as ihey you won't even say your name ♪ ♪ ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya hey through the fire ♪ ♪ and through the flames you won't even say your name only i am what i am but who could ever ♪ ♪ live that way through the fire and through the flames you won't even ♪ ♪ say your name only i am that i am but who could ever live that way ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's good buddy. vampire weekend! look for the new album "modern vampires of the city" and visit latenightwithjimmyfallen.com for an exclusive bonus performance. my thanks to bradley cooper, portia de rossi, lisa rinna and lil jon! vampire weekend once again! and the greatest band in late night, the roots right there. stay tuned for "carson daly"! thank you for watching! have a great night, i'll see you tomorrow, bye-bye! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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no respect for the citizens as if we were no longer men that's the truth that's honestly what i feel for ya we are less and less respected before an iraqi could walk by this head held high anywhere in the world and especially at home as long as the state was not affected or undermined things have changed a lot i can tell you that the situation was much better before. the venice of the self was awash with detritus of all kinds half of the inhabitants are unemployed it's a humanitarian and social disaster area. here we have absolutely nothing. where we going but at that event in this oil rich country we can't find work there this is how we live the children of this country why is it fair does god accept this master is in the middle of all the country's oil wealth it's like the mother of oil but he doesn't seem to gain from it the inhabitants are poor and the streets are filled with the unemployed and it. was once one of the richest cities in iraq today it seems to have been forgotten by both god and mankind because of oil is cruel indeed. and yet in the heart of the shantytowns is always give

that was the first of many, and soon i had high to glioseem ya. i never heard it -- of it. it never made sense to me or the doctors why i suddenly developed it, but nobody was overly concerned with finding the answers, she says. there were years before tracing did back to the summer and tick bite, but that was not at all unusual when it comes to lime disease. the controversy surrounding the diagnosis of chronic lime and the schism caused between the patients who say they have it and the factions of the medical community who disagree with the diagnosis, the symptoms, and the treatment represents what is now a well-established pattern when it comes to chronic illness. patients who report symptoms that are hard to explain in a space opening up for questions and skepticism. because like many contemporary illnesses, there is evidence of lime disease, except when there is not. it is more common than hiv and aids and as politically mired. it is the most common vector born illness in the country transmitted through a bite. between 1992 and 2006, reported cases of limb disease more

well, i gotta tell ya, your wife kinda does send out that vibe. all right, hey, easy, easy, easy!he point is, we can't let it make us crazy, you know? you gotta just, you know, brush it all off, pick yourself up, dust yourself off, get back on your horse. jeez, i gotta say, you guys handled this a lot better than i would. if it were me, i'd probably drive my car into a tree 'cause i'd feel like my life was over. that's 2, 4, 6, 8... 10. well, check it again. i'm dealing with morons here. look, if my son-in-law says he sent it to you people, then he sent it! yeah, i'll hold. arthur, forget this. here. let me give you 5 bucks for some new deodorant. let them win? never! hey. hey, honey. how'd it go? did you talk to richie? up. listen, if it ever comes up, you had an affair with milt housner from the recycling center. what? i was trying to ease into telling richie, saying that a lot of wives cheat on their husbands, including...you. oh. but milt housner? the guy with the weird lump on his forehead? why couldn't you say it was kenny from walbaum's? the box boy. uh-huh. the one who del

one group that was denied for well over two years, and he changed his name -- >> stephanie: ken, i got yas saying it is inappropriate. we're just saying how do you change it going forward. >> how do you change it? get rid of the irs. >> get rid of the irs! >> stephanie: all right. >> he likes to look at both sides. >> stephanie: right. he just stumbled across my show -- >> it was decimate home purchasing -- >> no one would buy a house -- >> and no one would donate to charity because there's no incentive to do that. it's not realistic. >> again, all it takes is changing that word back to exclusively social welfare, and not primarily, which can mean anything you want. >> stephanie: exactly. it cannot include i threw a dinner roll to a homeless person on my way out -- [ sound effects ] >> there's your social welfare. >> i got it right here! [ sound effects ] >> stephanie: i hit a homeless person with a dinner roll. how do you like that. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: red white and steph. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >> if you believe in state's rights but sti

. >> caller: no, no i heard ya. >> he chose me to ignore -- >> stephanie: that's okay. right jim? >> what? >> stephanie: okay. >> why are people so upset about guns? well, when kids get shot in the phrase in school that's a problem -- >> yeah. that's a problem. >> stephanie: couple of stories right here. >> oh, boy. >> stephanie: let's see, woman accidentally killed husband during drunk gun lesson in pennsylvania. man was killed saturday when after a night of drinking he demonstrated for his wife how to operate a semi automatic pistol. they were spent the evening drinking, when she asked for a gun lesson. so there's that story. in kentucky, authorities in kentucky say a 2-year-old girl has been accidental shot and killed by a .22 caliber rifle he had received as a gift. gift to a fivee old. [ sighs ] >> well, it is southern kentucky. >> stephanie: oh, boy. did you see the townhall with kelly ayotte. that was -- wow. >> yeah. >> stephanie: a woman stood up and confronted her. ayotte defended her vote against background checks. she said i'm just wondering why the burden o

. >> i love ya., good-bye, i'm out of here, piece of [ bleep ]. >> good-bye. >> jimmy: my aunt chippy, hey? tonight on the show, from the new movie "42," he plays jackie robinson, chadwick boseman is here. we have music from alice in chains and jason bateman, so hang out. [ cheers and applause ] the first time i saw a sony 4k tv, it was like opening my eyes. it's four times the detail of hd. colors become richer. details become clearer. which for a filmmaker, changes everything. because now there are no more barriers between the world that i see and the ones i can show you. the sony 4k ultra hd tv. has oats that can help lower cholesterol? and it tastes good? sure does! ♪ wow. [ buzz ] delicious, right? yeah. it's the honey, it makes it taste so... ♪ well, would you look at the time... what's the rush? bee happy. bee healthy. with clusters of flakes and o's. oh, ho ho... it's the honey sweetness. i...i mean, you...love. >> jimmy: tonight on the program, friday you can see him as jackie robinson in th

i spoke with freddy knight after their reunion at the hospital. >> i was shocked when i found out, yalike shaking. realizing that my sister is found. i hugged her because she wanted a hug. >> did she change or look different? >> yeah, her hair was not long. she is doing good. >> and yet the family remembers a very different girl full of youth. >> we used to have dans contests and jump on the beds and act silly. michelle was always silly. >> berry, a child herself when she was kidnapped, returns home with a daughter herself. >> i talked about you all this time, i never forgot about you. >> her grandmother says she's ready to embrace change. >> the best thing that has ever happened in my life, the most important thing that's ever happened in my life, that she's back with us. i can't wait to see her with the baby. that baby is my grandchild, part of her and part of our life. amanda, you hang in there honey, you be strong. i am praying for you. and i love you. >> when we come back, he became a hero, a household name, an an internet sensation literally overnight. copd makes it hard to brea

ya i have to disagree with with what said though i have great admiration for his views on on iran i think that the united states right now for a lot of different reasons that we don't need to get into here doesn't really have a middle east policy so this notion that we want to patrol things and guide all the internal affairs of all the countries i think is silly and it's nonsense we can't do it we know we can't on the part of china russia and iran. they may make pronouncements from time to time but there is absolutely no evidence that any of those powers are willing to put pressure on the brutality of the. brutality of the rebels what about the brutality of the rebels can the u.s. let me you. know i know no one is the government still though it's not governing all of its territory there is a ragtag different groups of people and let's remember two years ago when this started more than two years the syrian people went to the streets peacefully it was the government that began to shoot and that can never be forgotten the government has killed most of the seventy thousand people who have bee

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ i just pick up my chin and grin and say ♪ ♪ tomorrow tomorrow i love ya tomorroww are you, brother? >> good. good. >> jimmy: you're doing good. i'm so happy you're back here. >> thank you, thank you. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: we love having you here. [ cheers and applause ] >> shut up! trying to do a show! >> jimmy: calm down! zach, here you are. you're hosting "saturday night live," for the third time. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is very exciting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is it easier the third time around? >> you know, you would think that it would be, but i stopped producing confidence in my body -- [ laughter ] about three years ago. >> jimmy: yeah. you stopped building it there. >> so, it's a little tricky. >> jimmy: you actually worked at "snl" as a writer. >> i was there for a couple of weeks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't remember. was i there on the cast? >> yeah, you were there. you were in the cast. >> jimmy: i was? >> yeah, you don't remember? >> jimmy: yeah, i do. [ laughter ] that's what i'm telling you -- >> it didn't go -- yeah. >> jimmy: no, it didn't -- were yo

. >> i feel ya. >>> a live look at hp pavilion where later tonight, san jose sharks go for the series the vancouver canucks. the sharks are up three games to none in the best of seven playoff series. a win tonight would send the sharks to round two of the playoffs. the puck drops at 7:00. in a word, ugly for your warriors last night, unable to pull out that win despite being up 16 points with four minutes left in the game. the spurs rallied back and drill a big-time three-pointer and get this thing at overtime. the warriors, up by one. a chance to win but not going to p ha. it was a tough one all the way around for the warriors. they lose at 129-127. game two tomorrow night at 6:30 in san antonio. >>> game three now for the warriors, friday night at the oracle arena. they are coming home. tickets go on sale at 10:00 this morning on ticket master. game three at 7:30. game 4 at 12:30 on sunday afternoon. that will be a fun one. you can get tickets to boast games starting this morning as i mentioned, 10:00. >>> christina loren, what's happening outside. >> we like a little bit of drama.

i tell ya. don't make me do it. >> and that is a pretty hilarious performance trick. of coarse the last time she saw her friends at nra conference was cpac this year. just another stop on the right wing road show. it is clear that this is not some broad nonpartisan second amendment movement. this is a far right fringe movement full of exactly the kind of nongun related pet causes would you expect to hear from any other far right fringe movement. >> most of all, thank you to so many people o there who helped us out in the recall election last june. >> i want to thank the governor of the nra for standing with me last year. >> the governor wanted to transform america. >> this president promised americans hope and change when he first ran for office. instead he is giving us borrow and spend. >> the war on terrorism is far from over. first in benghazi on september 11th. >> for some reason the obama liberals want it disregard the tenth amendment and are trying to implement obama care and take away our liberties. >> forcing people against their will to purchase healthcare po

and that night, i could actually hear them singing something in german. ♪ ya ya ya ya so i picked upoot tootsie goodbye ♪ wait for the mail i'll never fail ♪ ♪ if you don't get a letter you know i'm in jail ♪ ♪ goodbye tootsie goodbye ♪ don't cry tootsie goodbye and i actually heard clapping. they really liked it. >> may 20. >> jimmy: a big pbs documentary. then on dvd after that. and you're being honored by the american film institute this month. >> yeah, i mean, it's their choice. i wouldn't have picked me, but if they want to do that. i mean, there's john ford, there's -- you know, hitchcock. hitchcock never won the academy award. >> jimmy: he didn't? >> never, never. maybe he was nominated once. but he was given an afi award, which was an important salute to alfred hitchcock. maybe the best director who ever lived. >> jimmy: do you get tired of people calling you a legend. and do you get tired of adulation that you get from people? >> i'm a brooklyn jew. i just need enough money so that i can get a cab. you know, i don't need adulation. but, you know, somebody 5'6", well built --

i bet ya marcus bachmann has called out the wrong women's name as well. michael! oncentrating on her social inappropriateness, instead of her mechanical qualifications to speak about the financial cancers that are killing the country, as a tax attorney -- this is no joke. i was a cpa, that's how i started out in the business. she might be personally nuts. you wouldn't want her dictating your social policy, but the woman's words about the tax system are golden and that is what is killing us. she is talking about things that are screwing us up. it points districtly at the reason our political system of representative d.c.sy is completely worthless these days. >> stephanie: what are our points that you think are valid about the tax system? >> caller: oh, my god. it's completely unnecessary. >> taxes are unnecessary? >> caller: of course -- did i say taxes were unnecessary. >> you said it's unnecessary. >> stephanie: what do you mean? >> caller: the tax system, it's just an excuse to have everybody put their hands in your pocket and do it wrong. we don't need the whole

screaming it to the prosecutor when they were screaming at me during my interrogation telling me i had an news ya and telling them that i didn't do it and no one listened to me. it's like i'm having to prove my innocence instead of just saying it. >> the retrial, the kircher family wants it. are you aware of that? >> yeah. >> what does that mean to you? >> i know that they're getting their information about what happened to meredith through their lawyer who -- whose process has been completely married to the prosecution. >> but the bottom line, if they want a retrial, what does it mean about what think they about you? >> that means that they think i'm guilty. and i know this. they are grieving the loss of their family member. they deserve to have every answer. the idea that someone knows what happened and isn't saying anything and isn't being held responsible is maddening. i understand that. but it's not -- i'm not responsible for what happened. i didn't do it. i wasn't there. i don't know anything more about it. >> you didn't go to the vigil for meredith. >> yeah. >> should you have? >> i mean,

sort of is saying i would ya, you know, they do bad things now and then but, india, you have to live with the pakistani army. >> well, but -- >> go ahead. i agree with you. >> would you say, okay, your country is good, but your army's bad, so it's all right, we'll die, or are you saying take care of them, or we'll get them? >> i think -- without making any assumptions about where you're talking about or anything like that, i think that the u.s. has had a failed policy of giving too much aid and too much support to the pakistani military. the pakistani -- >> [inaudible] >> the pakistani military, many of their generals, many of them have fought and died fighting the pakistani taliban. i don't want to impugn pakistani soldier, but there are members of the isi who continue to believe they can use militants as tools to con front india. they use and sport the taliban to, they feel, maintain control of afghanistan, and can they see this whole american presence and effort by india and the u.s. to create a pro-indian regime in afghanistan. and you've essentially got a proxy war and the idea o

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i don't even know how to tell ya how amazed i am.n, we're able to help people all over the globe. you say, "joyce, this is nice. this is all about you. what about me?" >> [laughing] >> joyce: can i tell you something? if you would have kept a record of your life and every little skillet that god provided for you and those washrags and the little breakthroughs and the doors that he opened for you and the favor that he gave you, when you have those bad days, you can get your box out too and get yourself amazed all over again. >> [applauding] >> joyce: we forget what god has done for us. we forget and then we think, "i need this and i need that and i don't know why god's not doing anything in my life. and god's not moving." if you want to know the truth, i think, although god loves us unconditionally, he understands us, i bet that kind of stuff's a little bit heartbreaking to him. and then i went on to say some other things about hand of hope and it talks about, "man, we're trying to find out from god if we should go on tv. we don't kno

. >> i will tell ya, it's three agencies of government when i get there that are gone, commerce, educationhe -- uh, what's the third one there. >> five. >> commerce, education and the -- >> epa. >> epa there you go. >> rick perry never did remember the third agency during the batum though he definitely would have gotten rid of it as president whatever it was. he wasn't talking about the epa but the person suggesting the epa was mitt romney who as the republican nominee who did go on to run for president on the i hate the epa platform. >> i think the epa has got on out of control for a simple reason. it is a tool in the hands of the president to crush the private enterprise system. >> luckily for us this president is terrible at crushing the private enterprise system. he sucks at it. the dow closed above 15,000 for the third straight day. it had never been above 15,000 before and we now have been there all week. president obama sucks at crushing the private enterprise system an the tool is the dreaded environmental protection agency. republicans hate the epa. yeah, sure maybe it was created

be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band ♪ ♪ down in kokomo ♪ aruba jamaica ooh i want to take yaa, i want to take you. >> tell us about it. >> huge hit for the beach boys. one of their number ones. first hit in 20 years when it went to number one. we have to talk about something really quick. have you ever been to kokomo? >> no. >> it's in indiana. crimes against geography. >> from florida, what song did danny zuko and sandy sing in "grease" describing when they met? summer lovin', summer night, summer waves or beach babe? >> got to be summer lovin'. [ buzzer ] >> that's one of the lyrics, but i think the song is called -- what is it, bill? >> summer nights. >> that's okay. you're going to love my cd. >> well, allegedly. >> the correct answer, summer nights. >> summer nights. you know, top hit on the billboard charts back in the day and one of the only big hits from the movie that was part of the original broadway. >> oh, really? it all puts you in a great mood. >> back over to kath. >> where are you from? >> texas. >> apparently i'm supposed to involve them somehow. where does t

>> ya. >> i have to actually make myself not care about this because i will actually self-radicalize. everybody talks about this self-radicalization of these people. this story could self-radicalize me to become a crazed a-hole because 100f-ing grand went to them. i don't know what i will do when i radicalize. i will go and make a sandwich. you know what i mean. >> a lot of radicals, that's what they do first. >> make a sandwich? >> yes, they make a hogie or something. i am different. i don't need this information to hate them more. quite frankly this is the system we created. this is the bough he -- bough dash bohemouth we created. they didn't come over and say we are doing this and this. they manipulated the system we created and allowed to happen. there are a lot of people out there doing this. >> it is almost like america is the fairgrounds and it is rigged against up -- against us for the customers coming in. >> tom, thoughts on this. >> nausea. vomiting, irritable bowel syndrome. >> i can't stand these people. it uh febded me more because they really did -- it offended me more b

these young kids though with their butts all out, it is like, ya, i can't take it. i don't like it.i don't like the look. >> it depends on whose butt is hanging out. you are becoming a fuddy-duddy. >> if it is niki minaj, then i am down for it. >> you can't discriminate. >> that's a girl. >> never mind. >> i am for banning that then. >> shirts off at night. >> it is basically we are tired of young people who might hit us, right? >> and it is making the beach super uncomfortable now. that's a place where if i eat to too much and i want to wear my thanksgiving jumbo pants, that's where i want to do it. i want to wear my swimsuit and not put a shirt over it, the beach is where to do it. no for the beach police. >> i might be the only person who disagrees. chris, i believe that this fashion has gone on too long. the baggy, sag gee thing. enough is enough. come up with something new. >> i thought with the skinny jeans it would end the sag. >> skinny jeans are worse, i'm sorry. skinny jeans are worse. >> they sag them and they are tight. >> it is just wrong. it is like jean shorts. >> fat

i feel like i'm dribbling as i speak -- >> and i'm throwing confetti on ya! ught i was the only women in the country that geeks out over the harlem globetrotters. bruce you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hey, steph how are you doing? >> stephanie: good. the pro gun people are becoming the washington generals in this debate. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: bruce in florida. >> what i was thinking is that you ever notice that every person who owns a gun is proud to tell you they own a gun. they have a bumper sticker, gun racks, and yet they won't allow themselves to register with the government. >> stephanie: yeah, how come you are so proud. >> i don't want to register, because then the government will have my personal information so i'll angrily talk about this on facebook which gathers my personal information. >> stephanie: that's a good point. we register our cars and we don't worry about, oh, the government is coming to take our cars. >> yeah, i was like don't youing want background checks if it saves one life and he says what if it causes a life. i

i do think there are really good shows, mike, that you learn more about. like intervention. >> ya, like you learn how to tell a million people you have hiv or what happens if you snort wasabi. it is pure class war. pbs is the -- the programming is determined by wealthy people who honestly have nothing better to do than stamp their name on things. reality television is a way for people like me to reassure ourselves things don't -- things don't fail like 16 and pregnant or 15 and pregnant or whatever it is called. then i think somebody is worse than me. if pbs takes that away i will come after you. >> i want pregnant and 50. that would be fun. some of the shows they made up are more interesting than the shows on pbs. they kind of -- isn't it self-defeating? >> i don't want to pile on pbs. i do love a lot of the shows. nova is great and front line is a great series. >> i haven't seen "front line" in ages. >> i enjoy "american masters." >> these shows -- what was the one? "bayou eskimos." you can see that is fake from 20 paces. if they had bayou eskimos it should be guys from louisian

. >> i dropped him off at the airport about 2:30, and i was very angry, and i said, "see ya." >> dave tries to sleep as the plane lifts off, but his nap is interrupted by commotion in the cabin. >> people were agitated, and the fellow came on and said, "we believe that we have a malfunction with our landing gear." >> malfunction, not the kind of word a passenger likes to hear. dave snaps to attention and turns on the tv in the seatback in front of him. >> the jetblue airliner the one you're looking at on your screen apparently sent out a distress call. >> so all of a sudden, there is some coverage of a plane in trouble, and i'm thinking, wow, the poor folks on that plane. >> this plane took off from burbank airport, shortly after 3:00 p.m. it was headed for john f. kennedy international airport. >> and then, of course, i realize, that's the plane that i'm on. it's absolutely surreal to be watching this story of the plane that you're in. >> dave decides to film the scene with a small video camera from his carry-on luggage. >> we've run all of the relevant checklists and are confident w

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but jim, i got to tell ya you say you were surprised. say it is a great day for america, but she was the person you were running against. she considered not even running last time. so i want to hear what she says about that and then talk to you about that. >> last year after i ran for president, i gave consideration to not running again for the house seat that i hold. however, given that we were only nine months away from the election i felt it might be difficult for another republican candidate to get organized for what might have been a very challenging campaign. and i refuse to allow this decision to put this republican's seat in jeopardy and so i ran and i won. >> michael: do you believe she thought about not running against you? >> michele bachmann is a show horse and we all know that. and she is getting out of this race, michael, because she can see the tea leaves are going against her right now. our polling information indicates she is in trouble, and she is getting out because of that. and she'll twist and turn and tell you a bunc

i mean. up to now ya know myself and surf with among the premier also be joined by a spanish tenor to see the domingo and that's about all we're allowed to show you right now but what is trying what's a describe small. it was a full house here at the marines easier to see at the pre opening evening performances where veterans my reinstate war veterans as well as a performance arts culture and of the two of us in petersburg were invited here for the supreme reversal evening now of course everybody in st petersburg and around the world has been waiting in anticipation for this new space as we all know is marine ski the mother sister of the new marines to be a to is a world renowned to but up to ten yes and seven hundred billion dollars are spent on making this grand space we're already to see what it looked like and why potently what the sound from the performances sounded like and nothing was short of a spectacular now of course this evening was meant to highlight how the space can work in terms of the different genres and the different performances from opera to ballet to all kids show us all

. >> i hear ya bob. n't think that people are ignoring certain factors because they're friends with the president, as you put it. i know that big business is using the current law to sort of skate around, skirt the tax law to not pay what they morally should be paying. and it is because of the laws that we have. until we can fix those you'll always have these businesses that are take advantage of the system and continue to take money out of the united states. you know what? that is the law. igor volsky joins us next. it's tuesday with igor. stay tuned. >> announcer: this is the "bill press show." to me now? you know the kind of guys that do reverse mortgage commercials? those types are coming on to me all the time now. (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. you would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. >>absolutely. >> and so would mitt romney. (vo) she's joy behar. >>and the best part is that curre

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