<i> yeah.all the good colors are taken: black and white, red and white, blue and white, white and blue, white and black, white and red. - they're all gone. - what uniforms? mochte ich nicht sweet and sour, okay? no sweet and sour. just cointreau, patron, lime juice and superfine salt. yes, ma'am. listen, whitewood, what's the deal with the uniforms? what about them? what's-her-name said i gotta have uniforms. hey, buddy, give me a beer and a c&c. buttermaker, you don't actually buy them. you just need a sponsor. you're the coach. it's your job. do i have to coach the bronze medalists for the special olympics, but i gotta be an amway salesman too, is that it? buttermaker, don't turn this into high drama. do what other coaches do: restaurants, sporting goods stores, you know. you know, i got a job. i got houses to spray. it's ant season, you know? what is it about being a man that makes everything so hard? i own my own law firm. i'm

[ light laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: i feel really -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i just -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i lesson -- [ cheers and applause ] a lesson from the dude right there. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: so wait -- so john lilly -- >> so john lilly -- and this is before i knew anything about it. the first thing he said -- he said "get out" three times. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> just so you program that you can get out, that you're not, you know, prisoner. because when you're anxious, you get scared, right? >> jimmy: of course. >> you're frightened. so you're getting in this thing, you're kind of scared. in my mind i'm thinking, this guy john lilly, he looked a a little weird. he was in a jumpsuit. and did he have breasts? [ light laughter ] is this solution going to give me breasts? yeah, yeah. and then he said, "no, just settle man. that's you mind, man. just -- quiet." you know? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is great. then what does he do? what if he locked the thing? >> exactly. all that stuff that goes through your mind. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that goes through your mind. >> jimmy: you got t

>> yeah, yeah, i mean -- >> jimmy: a radio dj? >> a radio dj, yeah, yeah. be on the radio with the mic, you know, "the midnight hour, ladies and gentlemen. how're you doing?" [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> hey, ya'll this is -- all right, we're going to take it down for you tonight. [ cheers ] look, i know you feel -- feeling it at home and, you know, things -- you had a hard week. >> jimmy: oh -- >> but that -- just listen to idris on the quiet storm. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: "the quiet storm?" did you ever do it? >> i did. i did do it one time, but, yo, check it out, it wasn't exactly how i planned out. so -- well, i answered this ad for a radio station, you know, young intern. boom, took it. and it was actually a hospital that had -- no, for real, they had a house -- a hospital that had its own radio station and they would play, you know, music for the patients and they could click on and they would get shout-outs and -- >> jimmy: good idea, that's a a great idea. >> great, but it was just -- the shout-outs were weird, you know what i mean? [ laughter ] it wa

laughter ] that's -- that's your job. >> jimmy: yeah, i do really. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i love itater. what do they call you? do they have a nickname for you? >> yeah. trust fund. [ laughter ] thank you. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a cute nickname -- that's a cute name. >> no, no, no. they're gonna -- i gotta remember that. >> no, i really wanted to be called grandpa -- i earned it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i loved my grandfather and so i -- so the girls are 14 and 11. and the boys are 7 and 4. and it's -- you know, grandparenting i take seriously because to me it's a second chance to screw somebody up. [ laughter and applause ] and that's what -- you know. >> jimmy: do it right. >> the question -- the questions at this point in my life, i mean, you're in your 40s, right? >> jimmy: yep. >> and it's different when you're in your sixties and you get these challenging questions like, "what's your password?" that's the -- [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: okay -- remember that one -- >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. you -- you've been doing t stage show 'cause last time

i know. she's an actor. yeah, i understand. >> well i mean, actors drink. >> jimmy: yeah. manolos. that. >> that would have been good. >> jimmy: that's why i freaked out. >> yeah. that is something you could -- >> you know her. drinks, yeah. >> yeah. okay. >> jimmy: all right. here's this last one. >> okay. >> jimmy: we're going to make it a little tougher even. >> okay. >> jimmy: can we dim lights? >> oh, we're dimming the lights? >> jimmy: no, no, we can't dim the lights, but that's -- oh, we can. >> oh. [ audience oohs ] this is nice. [ cheers and applause ] oh. it's friday! we're having fun tonight! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: one second on the clock. >> one second? >> jimmy: one second! basically it's a one word clue. >> okay. >> jimmy: so, whatever show it is, one second on the clock. andy cohen. >> i'm like shvitzing from this game. >> jimmy: let's go. >> okay. meth. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: "big bang theory?" [ audience ohs ] >> meth. >> jimmy: math, like the subject math. >> meth. meth. meth. >> jimmy: oh meth. i thought you said math. >> no. did you guys thi

>> jimmy: i knew i was right! yeah. vis -- it must be exciting even though, i know you've won an academy award, but just to get nominated for an emmy. >> well, we got 18 nominations. >> jimmy: come on. >> so i kind of feel like -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: that's great. >> so what makes it really fun because, like, almost everybody, i mean, you know. ryan's little cottage industry, everybody got nominated, so i feel like i'm part of the family and i'm so happy -- the table's going to be fun. >> jimmy: oh, it's going to be a fun table. oh, yeah. >> it's going to be a fun table so that's what is important. >> jimmy: but you were nervous doing this -- doing this role. because you had to get the breakdown. >> oh, i thought you meant going to award shows. i was going to say yeah, getting my dress is a horrible thing. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> that does make me nervous. i was overwhelmed -- for six weeks or so my fun-fear ratio was definitely off. [ light laughter ] i just -- you know, because e

>> yeah, we had dinner after. ilight of my -- >> jimmy: you have to. yeah, i'll have a him. >> yeah. [ laughter ] did he get one himself? >> yes. he got one for himself, as well. and i found this out that arnold palmer always puts vodka in his arnold palmer. [ light laughter ] so i can't call them a a john daly. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, people call that a john daly. >> yeah, no, no, no. he does it. it's so un-arnold palmer. >> jimmy: really? >> it's like -- yeah, it's like the orginal arnold palmer. >> jimmy: go arnie. oh, my gosh, i did not know that. so good. so we have to play golf. i play golf. i'm awful. >> i just suddenly just got so scared because i feel like this might be the first time you beat me at something. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. i am ready to rematch you in flip cup, whenever you want to do it. [ light laughter ] any time you want. i want to -- you have been on so many covers of magazines. congratulations. i mean, you're just the best. >>

so you'll be like, "oh, yeah, i'll enjoy." ie'll surprise you. >> surprise! >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. i want to talk about fashion quickly with you. any tips for me? what can i do? can i spruce up my style? >> you know, i love your suits, i love the fit of them. >> jimmy: thank you. >> jimmy: you are classically handsome. [ light laughter ] you have a great physique. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you are the funniest person i know. >> jimmy: i love that. >> i want you to have more fun with your accessories. with your ties, specifically. i'd love for you to try out a a pocket square. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know if i could. >> remember when you made pocket squares for j.crew? >> jimmy: i did, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: for charity. for charity. yeah. >> yeah. you did. >> jimmy: i have great inventions. let me tell you this thing about these vitamins you put in your eye. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> it's fun, i like it. i mean, i'll tell you, seeing you in person with this tie on camera. >> jimmy: yeah

and i was like, "yeah, okay, whatever." well, that kind of -- >> so, no. it's true. tommy hilfiger comes by, and he's like, "oh, man, i love your stuff. come down to the office, and i'll give you a job or something." and i'm like, "all right." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is amazing. >> i go to his office. he introduces me to everybody in the office individually. like, "this is michael che. one of these days, he's going to be an artist." and i was like, "what is happening?" [ light laughter ] that is the first time i ever heard the term "froyo." [ light laughter ] so they had a froyo machine. and the girl was like, "you want a froyo?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "what do you want on your froyo?" [ laughter ] "do you like froyo?" "i like gummies on my froyo." and you're like, "what is going on right now?" >> something about froyo and dry ingredients, people love it. but anyway, he took me to his office, he's got this giant, big american flag there. and i got nervous because, you know, whenever i see too many american flags, i'm li

i mean i flew in it. yeahd -- who directed that video, do i know him or her? >> it was a -- it was a -- it was a collaboration of a few different people. >> jimmy: it was? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and do you always think that that's the video -- it's going to be the video, of you flying? >> if i'm honest, no. [ light laughter ] i would have been happy doing like, some sort of green screen thing. when they told me i was going to do it, the first kind of e-mails about it, the idea, when they sent it to me they were like, you know, you'll only have to hang like 20 feet tops. [ light laughter ] and then as it kind of got closer, they were like, it might be 50 feet. and the day before, they were like, you may have to go 100 feet. i'm like, okay. and then, you know, it ended up what it was. >> jimmy: i had no idea it was going to happen. i just want to show just a a clip. here's a real clip of "sign of the times" video. watch this. ♪ ♪ just stop your crying it's a sign of the times we got to get away from here ♪ ♪ we got

>> i mean, just a little bit. [ laughter ] just a little bit. but yeahw. i don't have my own time like i used to. i get to travel all over the world and meet great people. you know, it's good, man. i like it. >> jimmy: have you been working non-stop since then? >> yes, i have. i went from "star wars 8" to "detroit" and then went from "detroit" to "pacific rim" and then went from "pacific rim" to a play. and then here i am. >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] you know where you are, yeah. no breaks at all. >> no breaks. >> jimmy: but, you finished also "the last jedi." >> yes. >> jimmy: so that's out. so we just found out even that that was the title of the film. do they let you know besides the scenes you're in what the movie is about? >> no. i think they have that thing will smith had in those "men in black" films that makes you forget everything. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, exatly, yeah. >> so yeah, we don't get to know about the little secrets. but it's nice. we get to be a part of the surprise like you guys. >> jimmy: i mean, but, i mean

i am. kind of, yeah. of cabaret alt comedy scene. but, i mean, all my friends know you. i'm like, "bridget everett is the best." >> that's really sweet. >> jimmy: how did you start doing this? >> well, i actually started doing karaoke. >> jimmy: it started with karaoke? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all good things start with karaoke. >> well, a lot of people don't know -- that's true. a lot of people think karaoke's sad but i think it's wonderful. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love it, man. i love it. >> i mean, if you don't see a a mental health care professional like i do, like, that's where you're going to work it out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're fun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you just started there and people were like, hey, you got a good voice? >> yeah, basically, it was like from there to here. two weeks ago i was at sing sing karaoke on the lower east side. >> jimmy: yeah! >> and now i'm here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love sing sing. i know that. >> it's so good, right? >> jimmy: it's the greatest. absol

yes, yeah. >> seth: that's fantastic. now iy just coming over for the day. >> yes, yes. >> seth: when you travel, when you get on an airplane, you obviously have more stuff. >> yeah. >> seth: and i heard you had a bit of a luggage incident. >> i did. yeah, well i always do the carry-on thing. >> seth: as you should. >> yeah. >> seth: you got to travel light. >> yes, exactly, and i was coming back from provincetown film festival, and i won an award there. >> seth: congratulations. >> thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] hey, thanks! and it went through the x-ray, and they pulled me aside. and they said, "ma'am, do you have something in your suitcase you want to tell me about?" i said, "no, what did you see?" "so, we saw something, and it's shaped like a cylinder." and i went, "what?" and he said, "and if you don't remember, you can't tell me right now what it is, you're going into that room, and we're taking your bag into that room." and so, i thought -- and i remembered it was the award. they thought it was a pipe bomb. i

>> yeah. i, it's a really difficult thing to kind of step in and make believable, right? and a lot of this film, the story and the emotion is really told through this -- this physical action, and we try to do some crazy-ass [ bleep ]. [ light laughter ] >> seth: and you -- you trained with keanu reeves. is this true? >> i -- look, i say a lot of weird [ bleep ], and that's probably not true, either. >> seth: okay, gotcha. [ laughter ] >> we trained in the same -- we trained in the same facility. [ light laughter ] and -- i saw him. >> seth: okay. >> no, actually, we're really good friends. we made two movies together. i've known him for over 20 years. he's one of the greatest guys, and we did train in the same facility. >> seth: well, it was funny because you didn't think -- in the way that you wouldn't think of yourself as sort of this recent years, as john wick has become the same sort of incredible, like, sort of physical actor. >> yeah. >> seth: so it seems to be a perfect person to train wi

yeah. [ laughter ] he said -- >> i know what he said. >> jimmy: foshizzle, yeah. >> i know, and you saidh. >> jimmy: he said, yeah! >> yeah! >> oh, wait. >> jimmy: yeah. >> like -- like yeah, yeah, yeah. >> is there a time limit? >> ludacris? >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. >> what'd you say? >> i said ludacris. >> oh no. >> jimmy: no, no. >> that's ludicrous. okay. you remember my first clue, right? >> yeah. >> alright. say it. >> foshizzle. >> manizzle. [ laughter ] got to make it one word. >> uh-huh. >> yes! say it! >> stop! >> say it! [ laughter ] >> i don't know. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] >> steve: okay. 3 points, jimmy. 3 points. >> jimmy: alright. ready? >> i think so. >> jimmy: i got it, ready? >> steve: do you want to go through the clues that have been given? >> jimmy: no. >> no, no, no, no. >> jimmy: dog. >> snoop? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: oh! >> woo, all right. >> jimmy: they gave that one to me. that was a tough -- >> steve: the score is 9-0. >> jimmy: snoop. >> dog? you should have said, like weed. >> had i just said dog, you would have said snoop? [ laughter ] >> jim

yeah. ist jack in the box having conversations. >> yeah, well you know, he's got that dead pan voice, and he's like really got a dry sense of humor. >> jimmy: the real guy's real voice is the guy under the thing. >> i think. >> jimmy: no. >> i was eight. [ light laughter ] >>> jimmy: so in your head maybe it was like -- did he talk like this. >> i don't think that's what his voice sounded like. >> jimmy: that was jay leno. i was doing jay leno. [ laughter ] welcome to "the tonight show." >> yes. jay was there. jay was awesome. it was like my first -- well my second real like famous person autograph. the first one i got was meatloaf, and then i got jay leno. >> jimmy: so interesting. >> i know it's fascinating. >> where did you see meatloaf at? jack in the box? [ light laughter ] >> i never met -- >> jimmy: you ordered a a meatlof -- >> everything is happening at the jack in the boy. >> jimmy: everything happens at jack in the box. >> no, our old neighbor in our apartment complex made his fat

i just never felt that was my -- >> yeah. o circle back to this "newhart" series, and the series, of course, before that. those series are still playing on tv somewhere it seems. i watch the bob newhart, i love that me tv channel. i watch it all the time. to what do you attribute the fact that again those shows, like the jokes on those records are still playing and people are still laughing at the material? >> well, people tell me that. you know, they, they just, they go back to that time in their life, and it was very sfepecialo them. the world wasn't nearly as crazy as it is today. politically, it wasn't nearly as crazy as it is today. and they just go back to those, to that time and a wonderful time in their life. plus great actors. i mean, a great cast and great writing. >> yeah. >> i mean, that was, my secret was to get a great cast and great writing and then take all the credit myself. [ laughter ] >> and it worked. >> do you watch, do you watch anything today? comedy stuff on tv? >> "modern family." >> yeah. >> "this is

i just yeah i all i've been doing for the past kind of eighteen months of shooting the show and being in that world and all of a sudden i was in l.a. at an awards show and ever sort of treating me like they're equal parts a bit like this is a bit strange a bridge over go or more. of them war yeah it was a real laugh actually and. then we were all there and stuff and unfortunately of the. myth that he wasn't there because he was still sitting in england. but it was amazing just a very surreal surreal moment of my life in your acceptance speech you think queen elizabeth saying she has been the center of the world for sixty three years and i think the world could do with a few more women at the center of it you know my over. yeah i mean i don't know how you couldn't look at. what she's done and not admire her she's i mean i think she's actually been around for much more than sixty three years and i'm terrible at math . but she has. endured and. been duty bound for sixty plus years and never any point. shown any publicly any questioning of that she's always done her job the best for abili

. >> and i can feel it on stage. >> can you? >> yeahhy you wrote this song. >> well, you know, race has always been a vernacular in a lot of my records for years. and it all started when i was a kid being in a soul band in interracial band in 1965. 1966. it was just surprising to mechlt it's like whoa, wait a minute. you just -- i was in a band. i sang. then this other kid sang. and they loved us. i was like 14. he was 17. and they loved it. but whether we walked off stage, they didn't love him so much. it was confusing to mechlt yome. you were screaming and yelling and loving this guy. now that we're off stage on a break because you know when you're in a band like that, do you four sets a night. you have like 15 minutes. you had to go outside and i learned about it real early. it was just like wow. a lot of hate for your skin being a little blacker than mine. >> yeah. i don't get it. i never did get it. >> where did the soul come from in your music? the one thing that your fans know and you can't go to a mellencamp concert feeling this

yeah, i know how to solve that one, yeah." >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how much money did you >> jimmy: hey, not bad. >> not bad, not bad. 50 pounds. and i used it to invest back into my drama school. i had 300 pounds to pay for the term. and that 50 pounds, it went a a long way. >> jimmy: yeah, it certainly did. and thank god you went to that thing, 'cause you're a a fantastic actor. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: i've got to talk about "detroit." because man, oh, man, this is a -- i don't know how to describe it, except i would say maybe important. people should see what this is. honestly, i couldn't believe that was real. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that this really happened. 1967, you were just at the premiere last night, in detroit. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the 50th anniversary of when this incident went down at a motel in detroit. and i go, "i can't believe it's real. it's based on reality." >> yeah, it is a tough watch. it is a tough watch. and it was tough to shoot. but it's a necessary message. unfortunately, we're still having a conversation -- 50 years. and i think it is impor

yeah. you're 16. >> i was young. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i was 16. >> jimmy: well, i'm 17.ghter ] barely driving. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i want to talk to you about -- you have two really cool movies, very interesting movies. "to the bone," the first one i want to talk to you about -- this is about eating disorders. >> mm-hmm. it's about a young -- yeah, a a young woman suffering with anorexia who goes into a rehab facility to get better. >> jimmy: you're getting great reviews for that. and congratulations on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what made you want to do that? is it -- >> yeah, no, i've been very vocal recently about my experiences with eating disorders myself, as a a teenager. and i think it's -- you know, it's a subject matter that's considered quite taboo to talk about but it's so important that we start the conversation and -- >> jimmy: it's real. yeah. >> i had written -- i wrote my book last year, "unfiltered," and i ironically had written my chapter where i talked about my experiences with eating disorders a week before i got this script. and it was, to

think i would feel -- yeah. >> they're them? start with flammable curtains? >> start with straight lines. one time my nephew -- i always let my nieces and nephews pick what they want to be, then i go find the pattern. so one is a vampire. i'm like, good, great, easy. you know? princess, got it, that's a dress. >> seth: yeah. >> then one year my nephew goes, "spider!" and i was like, ooh. >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] it's a lot of legs and -- that's a lot of work. how about, why don't we use vampire again? >> seth: you're going to be half a spider, with four legs. and two of them are going to be your arms. [ light laughter ] so, this is your fashion line, and this is a photo shoot. these are the ads for your fashion line. and these are -- >> those are my dogs! >> seth: actual dogs that you used. >> yeah. >> seth: and i will say -- jinxy and popeye -- which is popeye in spanish. >> seth: and they look very dignified, and they look like they are professional dog models. >> no, they are assholes. >> seth: they were? [ lau

i love those. yeah. masks." [ light laughter ] apparently they're back. i didn't even know they were here. [ laughter ] but they're back. >> steve: they're back. >> jimmy: it says right here, look in the corner. for birthdays, the office, dinner parties, halloween, even a blind date. [ light laughter ] "hey, nice to meet you. i'm todd and i'm an entrepreneur. [ laughter ] as you can see, i'm a totally normal guy. wait, why are you leaving? why are you leaving? i haven't even shown you all my nose masks." you'd be bananas to -- [ light laughter ] nose masks. we're down to our last one here. this is a children's book. i know. i'm sorry. all good things. it's a children's book. this is called "mike and the magic cookies." nothing weird about it. an old hippie giving a kid a a magic cookie. that's definitely something i want to read to my kids. there you go. those are the books on my "do not read list." if you have a book that you think should be on our next do not read list, i wanna see it. send your titles

>> i don't think they cared. >> seth: yeah. years, they were probably like, "you can you have the sweat pants." [ laughter ] yeah. >> yeah, we don't want them. >> seth: i've talked to other cast members on the show, and because the show was about characters who were so open about their sexuality, and then that was what was expressed in the show so often, that people were very comfortable to come up and talk to them about their own stuff. >> oh, yeah. >> seth: did that happen with you? >> it did, yeah. i remember being on the subway and someone -- there's a scene where -- well, i won't give away the scene. but the guy said, "i know what, you pee on her in the shower. i do that with my girlfriend all the time." [ laughter ] and his girlfriend was with her and she's like, "mijo, shut up it was at the train stop, that's how i remember. i was getting a metro card. [ bleep ] on some other guy. >> seth: but now, of course, you play something else that probably even more people have seen. i'm going to say more people have seen "star war

but i. yeah they're very different people as well so i would ask you know how much time they generally do spend together mostly doing how they get to how they've done it and how that must be difficult being royalty evant is their problem and i think a lot of people kind of think oh but you know they've got loads of privileges and they live in a car like you know castle or palace and stuff and and i completely understand that but if you take away someone's pritam i think that's a pretty big ask matt smith how do you feel about the media and the paparazzi alas i think that's going our answer our answer on behalf of matt smith. not formed i think if it happens that you know the phone not of colleen tweets why don't you have any social media coverage oh i don't i mean it's a personal thing but it's like i don't have facebook i got rid of facebook many many years ago because it's not very good for me as a person i would just spend my entire time looking at people i went to school with than i disappear