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, i watch -- yeah, i watch the -- yeah, i watch the show "the challenge" on mtv is my shown't have a show. i know -- >> jimmy: you don't watch a a show on tv? you don't have a show? >> no, i don't know how people watch these shows, it's so -- too long. >> jimmy: "stranger things 2?" >> no. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: it's a show. >> yeah, i know, i know. >> jimmy: that's a show! >> i know that's a show. i know it's a great show. >> jimmy: you got to get a a show. >> yeah. [ laughter ] i know people, they wander around their workplace just trying to -- >> jimmy: you don't have one show? >> no. >> jimmy: you never did like "game of thrones?" nothing, you never got into them? >> i'm sure it's great. >> jimmy: i know. [ light laughter ] >> i don't -- i don't have ninety hours with nothing to do. i don't know how people do it. >> jimmy: you don't have one thing -- you know what, that kind of -- >> okay, i'll tell you my favorite show. "the flex seal" infomercial late at night. [ laughter ] flex seal -- if you don't know what flex seal is, it is a can of black goo for $14.99. if you hav
, i watch -- yeah, i watch the -- yeah, i watch the show "the challenge" on mtv is my shown't have a show. i know -- >> jimmy: you don't watch a a show on tv? you don't have a show? >> no, i don't know how people watch these shows, it's so -- too long. >> jimmy: "stranger things 2?" >> no. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: it's a show. >> yeah, i know, i know. >> jimmy: that's a show! >> i know that's a show. i know it's a great show....
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i just. so alison plats. yeah one don't put a lot of putting it together i did everything that makes the mess and then he comes along and. i'm very. excited he indulgent of the touch minimal takes him to that my you know has resigned as i i did. if i'm fenced off while a matter of minutes fenced off is ornish to him and as we did so. well transfer to a normal yeah yeah. i knew from off between here. i might hear my bros this time i was crazy this. believe that you are and then tell me if there is somebody. that song is. a god but. he cannot. thank you thank you thank you for what you want about me for coughing up practical counsel. on this is as a son's sinjar is here and plans and it went off near didn't. i know his victories and. so. did the pros a sack of us as a hero ok. i wish most of what i. have it's not my business i can have it it was time they can see mission. but he seems think i had visions to us if i so foolish of to say i was going to talk. to god it. was. big good me tell you. i'm glad there's a lot
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[ light laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: i feel really -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i just -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: iot a lesson -- [ cheers and applause ] a lesson from the dude right there. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: so wait -- so john lilly -- >> so john lilly -- and this is before i knew anything about it. the first thing he said -- he said "get out" three times. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> just so you program that you can get out, that you're not, you know, prisoner. because when you're anxious, you get scared, right? >> jimmy: of course. >> you're frightened. so you're getting in this thing, you're kind of scared. in my mind i'm thinking, this guy john lilly, he looked a a little weird. he was in a jumpsuit. and did he have breasts? [ light laughter ] is tso yeah, yeah. and then he said, "no, just settle man. that's you mind, man. just -- quiet." you know? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is great. then what does he do? what if he locked the thing? >> exactly. all that stuff that goes through your mind. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that goes through your mind. >> jimmy: you got to really trust that guy. >> and
[ light laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: i feel really -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i just -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: iot a lesson -- [ cheers and applause ] a lesson from the dude right there. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: so wait -- so john lilly -- >> so john lilly -- and this is before i knew anything about it. the first thing he said -- he said "get out" three times. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> just so you program that you can get out, that you're...
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i am single. [ cheers ] yeah. the woman i met." used to be happy with fish stick friday, and now -- [ light laughter ] i do well with the ladies. at first, because i'm fun. but what happens is they have a a lot of fun with me, and then they get really frustrated and they snap. and they're always like, "god, why can't you be serious? you're so immature." and i'm like, "eh, you're so immature." [ blows raspberry ] [ laughter ] of course i'm immature. there is no reason to grow up when you're me. right? i'm at work right now. does that blow anyone else's mind? [ laughter ] this is me being professional. [ applause ] yeah, i'm working five minutes tonight. drunk. [ laughter ] i'm only dressed like this because "the tonight show" made me. [ light laughter ] i spent my whole day like an eight-year-old with cash. i love video games and pro wrestling. once a week i throw up because i ate too much candy. i'm an idiot. you know? i don't even want a a girlfriend, to be honest. i just want, like, a hot baby sitter. just a bea
i am single. [ cheers ] yeah. the woman i met." used to be happy with fish stick friday, and now -- [ light laughter ] i do well with the ladies. at first, because i'm fun. but what happens is they have a a lot of fun with me, and then they get really frustrated and they snap. and they're always like, "god, why can't you be serious? you're so immature." and i'm like, "eh, you're so immature." [ blows raspberry ] [ laughter ] of course i'm immature. there is no reason...
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- yeah! i mean, it's funny now, but at the time it was... - it had to have been bizarro world, right? - it was bizarre, but it was also a bit intimidating. - right, sure. - why was this man screaming at me, and why is he so angry, and did i do something wrong? did i misremember something that i said? - yeah. - was i incorrect about something, was i offensive? hope hicks said i spoke, i was not polite, i was rude in the questions that i had. he's a presidential candidate, i should have more respect for him and i remember thinking this is the guy that called mexicans coming across the border rapists. i mean, - yeah. - what are you talking about? - did you leave your respect at home that day? - no! - i mean that's exactly it, right? - it wasn't like that, and so i... - but of course, it's journalism. i mean, you did journalism and where you should be celebrated and where i celebrate you in this book, having read this book, is you have nerves of steel. there are instances all throughout this book w
- yeah! i mean, it's funny now, but at the time it was... - it had to have been bizarro world, right? - it was bizarre, but it was also a bit intimidating. - right, sure. - why was this man screaming at me, and why is he so angry, and did i do something wrong? did i misremember something that i said? - yeah. - was i incorrect about something, was i offensive? hope hicks said i spoke, i was not polite, i was rude in the questions that i had. he's a presidential candidate, i should have more...
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>> i did. yeah, i got a hole in one.ll, i did. i got a little choked up. >> jimmy: did you call everybody? >> well, you know, after you had a hole in one, you do ask people a lot if they've had a a hole in one. i didn't used to care. but now it's like, you had a a hole in one. have you ever had one? >> jimmy: no. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is the worst! that is the absolute worst. wow. >> that's cool. >> jimmy: yeah, that's cool. i want to talk about this new "electric dreams." philip k. dick, this guy a a sci-fi writer. i know a couple of his books. i mean there -- i've only gotten through the first chapter. let's be honest. [ light laughter ] too busy golfing. [ laughter ] >> you golf? >> jimmy: you read? you don't look like a reader. [ laughter ] yes, i read. i know how to read. i read books! i love books! "mama," "dada." you know, those types of books. [ laughter ] but this is a -- this is based on a short stories. >> yeah. he wrote really interesting stuff. my versions -- >> jimmy: you're in episode seven.
>> i did. yeah, i got a hole in one.ll, i did. i got a little choked up. >> jimmy: did you call everybody? >> well, you know, after you had a hole in one, you do ask people a lot if they've had a a hole in one. i didn't used to care. but now it's like, you had a a hole in one. have you ever had one? >> jimmy: no. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is the worst! that is the absolute worst. wow. >> that's cool. >> jimmy: yeah, that's cool. i want...
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<i>>> stephen: yeah, because we've> got cash. <i>>> yeah.> <i>>> stephen: yeah.need help. a lot of people need help. not us. so-- ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: the trickle down. >> oh, yeah. that trickle-- >> stephen: trickle down. but this is-- this is-- this is more trickle down. you just fill up the top bucket and it trickles down. >> here's the-- you want to test that trickle-down theory. drink about 20 beers, then pee your pants, okay? then put a cup down here. >> stephen: yes? >> and stand and see how long it takes for that pee to fill up that cup. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) >> stephen: challenge accepted. challenge accepted. >> ( laughs ) >> stephen: now, there are a lot of sexual allegations arising in many different industries. you're one of the elder statesmen of outrage. what is-- what is your level of outrage about what's going on now, what we're finding out now?
>> stephen: yeah, because we've got cash. >> yeah. >> stephen: yeah.need help. a lot of people need help. not us. so-- ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: the trickle down. >> oh, yeah. that trickle-- >> stephen: trickle down. but this is-- this is-- this is more trickle down. you just fill up the top bucket and it trickles down. >> here's the-- you want to test that trickle-down theory. drink about 20 beers, then pee your pants, okay? then put a cup...
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, well i don't know -- yeah, sometimes i don't even take anything seriouslyhat? now you're blowing my mind. don't even say that. what song are we going to hear tonight? >> should i go into the official intro? >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. here we go. tonight's musical guest appears in a documentary i co-directed called "may it last: a portrait of the avett brothers," which debuts on hbo january 29th. performing "no hard feelings" off their grammy-nominated album "true sadness," please welcome my friends, the avett brothers! >> jimmy: yes! you nailed it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ when my body won't hold me anymore and it finally lets me free will i be ready ♪ ♪ when my feet won't walk another mile and my lips give their last kiss goodbye ♪ ♪ will my hands be steady when i lay down my fears my hopes and my doubts the rings on my fingers ♪ ♪ and the keys to my house with no hard feelings ♪ ♪ when the sun hangs low in the west and the light in my chest won't be kept ♪ ♪ held at bay any longer when the jealousy fades away and it's ash and dust for cash and lust ♪ ♪ a
, well i don't know -- yeah, sometimes i don't even take anything seriouslyhat? now you're blowing my mind. don't even say that. what song are we going to hear tonight? >> should i go into the official intro? >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. here we go. tonight's musical guest appears in a documentary i co-directed called "may it last: a portrait of the avett brothers," which debuts on hbo january 29th. performing "no hard feelings" off their grammy-nominated album...
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i know. i'm yes. i'm. yeah i'm but it's a big difference between between the type of singing that rosters i'm targeting and the idea is that i don't play myself i always play other neighborhood which i love i really enjoy and i love it and also has to play he's himself. which also had asked us for the car the most and of all of speed. off either of them and he said of a call for them and several of them printed good ones i missed or come on the stand down for a call from become and then that's the blue steel antony house count on. my little mustang it had a vision and tell a puppy on my back i had in its americas out in a full and blue christmas past my mom now unless i'm with the murderous kite investment i don't have cars that i had in a rush to do them it was a loan of a bite isn't too much under the mention of me look at you and this is his donkey wrench of any british the anything i had managed to feel lied to and these entire group is working on his assertions to question for me about how. yeah i missed e
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saying i love you. yeah yeah yeah yeah i know. yeah. like five lives. i love philanthropists. africa oh yeah come on now did you know you're going to just point out one point or talk about. it. because that's. all i look i'm looking for legal but i'm no. good. i think that we come to see you go by this and going to see you asked to do is plan you know how do. we get it. that's interesting thank you for thinking about it. yeah i would love to do it. right you see we believe you can be very antisocial i'm not good. i think i'll have to. want to do some work to go. numb on the money business. oh yeah yeah i need to feel it so we do with me ok. moba do i you know i did i was about out. did he know you were going to relive a bad movie. you know botched the job. and i. know you are yeah i think he's. going to go because you have. several bad dogs i brought up i thought will is this known by me are you with me. yeah ok so why do you want me to put my socks ok first bows we start to support you we've got them. you continue and we have i don't. know who lit up that up but up that up but
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yeah, i don't know. ink he was like the offensive line coach, but also the health teacher, because i mean, who better to teach you about you know, your budding human sexuality than an obese high school alabama football coach. [ laughter ] no, he's the one you want teaching you about your body, and all of the feelings, you're feeling. >> seth: i feel like back in the day health teacher was a different thing. it was like who knows how to do squats? but then it became more about like sex ed, and it took a while for people to adjust as to who should be the better teacher there. >> yeah, and it seems like that's based on where you are in the country right? because in alabama, it's like, we have to talk about sex, but we really don't want to talk about sex, but we should, but we can't, and we will. so listening to this man try to explain the secondary sex characteristics of a female is very uncomfortable. >> seth: so but you had a very interesting upbringing. your dad was in the air force, so you traveled all a
yeah, i don't know. ink he was like the offensive line coach, but also the health teacher, because i mean, who better to teach you about you know, your budding human sexuality than an obese high school alabama football coach. [ laughter ] no, he's the one you want teaching you about your body, and all of the feelings, you're feeling. >> seth: i feel like back in the day health teacher was a different thing. it was like who knows how to do squats? but then it became more about like sex ed,...
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one of us but i used to shower for yeah i mean companies guys drawing on. or and dad is all part is this just punched office is fast hog and i would you say the man who did the hundred and open for you on my door that had. one hundred dollars to spare. on my for this long as love of fun and even a modest organon stank of hot these are companies democracy is fiercely stuffy and i'm far as. yes i am i thank you thank you thank you thank you you thank . why thank you thank you. thank you that's of course i was asking a lot of my kind of a lot of others not mine. i have to stop and some atoms on the street kids in my mind i'd side with dusty as in there was a lot of this is new city but this is alive now. most marked down combat is finished in about eleven event and a month to open mike my most of it is indeed dylan's i mean he said vision was constantly had to button and i knew it had and that's what he wanted to didn't like this one as a man when paul enemies of god had. switched and it's a fear and i think dogs and it seems that vision that idea often and so
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yeah i know. and your songs are amazing you should hear my song as they are they are with a computer they are below sea level and in the sea i threw the computer in the water so you know zulu is going to have. to go to. the bottom of. a good. look at. that's ahead of us i mean the condition but as my limbs have become a u.f.o. mr bott. does include twitter he had sniffed this is nice tatami us is to host a kill time is to miss to have us here in i hope they exist yet. it's i'm fine on the school tour when did it just but does a place provide you know. their condition had it off on her own. without my help it was that they all said i'll just have to say i mean because i know that if i go so anyway i'm sorry most of the rows i play are either very evil people yeah you know i'm very old people i'm not ok you want to fill it up that's how i should think yeah i finished on the couch you still just got the house backs with us we're just trying to hold on tight oh time comes. for breakfast because i thin
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yeah man. she knows how to do it. [ talking over each other ] i was just, yeah. [ pretend cough ] yeah, i got tomy: let's talk about this film, "12 strong." >> yeah. >> jimmy: i did -- i did not know about this story. >> neither did i. [ light laughter ] yeah, it's a -- no, i mean, it's a true story. >> jimmy: it's a true story. >> true story. fascinating, based on a book, "horse soldiers", which has been changed to "12 strong" now. and basically after the 9/11 attacks, three weeks later, the first boots on the ground were a small band of special forces soldiers. and 12 guys got sent in there. had very little intel, knowledge about what they're walking into. and their job was to link up with the local afghan people and soldiers who were fighting the taliban and assist them, work with them to remove the taliban from afghanistan. 12 guys. and when they got there, they had to fight the way the locals were fighting, which was on horseback, and highly classified mission until recently. but they rode on horseback in battle alongside the afghan soldiers. removed the taliban from afghanistan, and they d
yeah man. she knows how to do it. [ talking over each other ] i was just, yeah. [ pretend cough ] yeah, i got tomy: let's talk about this film, "12 strong." >> yeah. >> jimmy: i did -- i did not know about this story. >> neither did i. [ light laughter ] yeah, it's a -- no, i mean, it's a true story. >> jimmy: it's a true story. >> true story. fascinating, based on a book, "horse soldiers", which has been changed to "12 strong" now....
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can't stop loving you oh yeah ♪ ♪ since i ex i'm dead ♪ ♪ lookin' for a real one you found him california king we gon' go bounce on it ♪ ♪ no doubt yeah leave your legs shaking i might sing to that like la-da-da-di yeah ♪ ♪ girl you're so classic it don't need no features baby come give me something new ooh ♪ ♪ baby come give me something new ooh 'cause i can't stop loving you oh yeah ♪ ♪ since i got a taste of your love oh yeah baby come give me something new ooh woah ♪ ♪ girl you look just like something out a magazine zine you smell great know your body clean yeah ♪ ♪ those been on you since you was a teen teen now you grown up and i'm a boss ♪ ♪ i'm just showing love i smell like kush when i'm rolling up roll up so much bank ♪ ♪ i can fold it up fold it's so good got you calling up tryna kick it with a ♪ ♪ like, uhh brr oom baby come give me something new ooh baby come give me ♪ ♪ something new ooh 'cause i can't stop loving you oh yeah since i got a taste ♪ ♪ of your love baby come give me something new ooh woah ♪ ♪ [ ch
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, i want to tell you the news, yeah, exactly. een doing this -- "dateline," 16 years? >> yeah, i was doing "dateline" for a long, long time, and then i started laughing and scratching and drinking with kathie lee for ten years. >> jimmy: oh, and it was the best, you changed the game. you guys are great. >> the combination of those two things, i think made everything work out just right. like, savannah and i started anchoring together, and it was just weird. it was like, if you've ever met a friend for like -- and had like a great moment. and you say to yourself, wow, that was so much fun. like, that works. i think we had kind of -- >> yeah. >> like an instant thing. >> hoda says it's like a first date. and i was like, and i'm easy and desperate. [ laughter ] yeah, no problem. it was -- it was like -- it just clicked, and it felt so good. >> jimmy: yeah, you can see it. >> and we're so happy. >> jimmy: it comes through on tv, and people are loving it. i'm so psyched. and i'm just happy that you -- you have made a positive out of wh
, i want to tell you the news, yeah, exactly. een doing this -- "dateline," 16 years? >> yeah, i was doing "dateline" for a long, long time, and then i started laughing and scratching and drinking with kathie lee for ten years. >> jimmy: oh, and it was the best, you changed the game. you guys are great. >> the combination of those two things, i think made everything work out just right. like, savannah and i started anchoring together, and it was just weird....
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i should say yes. losing that in a priceless the yeah you. can make you noticed i didn't begin your style in the bed of the human i just might but you gotta give me a good time when this month you're on about sort of cool is a little of you tube one number. but on. this huge measure personal dimension is just not singular in the me on the show certain that i make a lot of establishing a system of all of them and i'm crazy good to know your kids will grow a local girl you like to take it easy for a local you know. when you cheated we should cheer or sing this song but i don't want you to say you. know bob. this is hindsight this is my friends in the financial. times. amazing i think winter is now my favorite time of year and whatever you do you. don't forget yourself to stay good. times yourself to stick i don't want to hurt. and the ok i'm going to stick but i k i was i was the feeling myself how you feel after that. really very happy that it was i don't need you yeah. right you know you know we speak reagan yeah i just. i thought it was cruel
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can't stop loving you oh yeah ♪ ♪ since i grown up and i'm a boss ♪ ♪ i'm just showing love i smell like kush when i'm rolling up roll up so much bank ♪ ♪ i can fold it up fold it's so good got you calling up tryna kick it with a ♪ ♪ like, uhh brr oom baby come give me something new ooh baby come give me ♪ ♪ something new ooh 'cause i can't stop loving you oh yeah since i got a taste ♪ ♪ of your love baby come give me something new ooh woah ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wiz khalifa, ty dolla $ign. "something new" is out now. my thanks to kate mckinnon, patton oswalt, wiz khalifa, ty dolla $ign. and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching, have a a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- john lithgow, star of "mindhunter" actor jonathan groff, author michael lewi
can't stop loving you oh yeah ♪ ♪ since i grown up and i'm a boss ♪ ♪ i'm just showing love i smell like kush when i'm rolling up roll up so much bank ♪ ♪ i can fold it up fold it's so good got you calling up tryna kick it with a ♪ ♪ like, uhh brr oom baby come give me something new ooh baby come give me ♪ ♪ something new ooh 'cause i can't stop loving you oh yeah since i got a taste ♪ ♪ of your love baby come give me something new ooh woah ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause...
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>> yeah. i mean -- yeah. things went wrong. i don't know if i was that convincing but -- >> jimmy: what does a bad american accent sound like? like if you were to make fun of one of your friends back home for trying to sound like an american. >> i don't know. i think it's just like the r sound is so hard for us as brits. if you don't get that right -- >> jimmy: you say ah? >> yeah, because we say ah. the ah sound. >> jimmy: and we say arr. like a pirate. [ laughter ] did you do television in england before you came here? >> i did, yeah. >> jimmy: what shows did you do over there? >> i did a show called "misfits." >> jimmy: oh, i remember that show. >> yeah, i did a show called "misfits." and i did a show called "lovesick," which is on netflix at the moment. >> jimmy: lovesick" on netflix. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and there's another show that i'm driving at right now that i was curious about because it was mentioned to me earlier today. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that show was called scrotal recall. [ laughter ] >> yeah. w
>> yeah. i mean -- yeah. things went wrong. i don't know if i was that convincing but -- >> jimmy: what does a bad american accent sound like? like if you were to make fun of one of your friends back home for trying to sound like an american. >> i don't know. i think it's just like the r sound is so hard for us as brits. if you don't get that right -- >> jimmy: you say ah? >> yeah, because we say ah. the ah sound. >> jimmy: and we say arr. like a pirate. [...
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i like to be part of the audience. >> jimmy: yeah, well i love your reaction and going, like -- >> yeah a dream job. i literally just make, like -- faces all the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. every time you say something it's always clever and funny. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: and everyone loves it. everyone loves you. >> it's such a surprise every single time. like, beyonce showing up. or, i mean, this week we have fifth harmony coming on the show and their fan base is crazy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> crazy. >> jimmy: they are giant. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: and it's a great show. >> when i tweet something about them it's like -- i get really weird stuff back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got -- you have to be very careful. >> very weird. yeah. i become "mom." are you "dad" to anybody? i'm "mom" to everyone. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. i'm like, you're 24. i'm not your mom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think anyone has ever called me dad on twitter. >> oh, someone call jimmy dad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. no one has ever done that. so interesting. >> okay. >> jimmy: so interesting
i like to be part of the audience. >> jimmy: yeah, well i love your reaction and going, like -- >> yeah a dream job. i literally just make, like -- faces all the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. every time you say something it's always clever and funny. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: and everyone loves it. everyone loves you. >> it's such a surprise every single time. like, beyonce showing up. or, i mean, this week we have fifth harmony coming on the show and...
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friends i must go back here yeah nine talk to my. k if you don't think i'm sure ok ok so this that's you know i think your shirt is very good because you're going to attract a lot of women yeah that when you want. your gun you never know ok. this is a very nice jacket but the tie can't get a good yeah because you're sexier than i want to be like a nice pair of shades so you must get your mother because you know it's coming back but we can put them over your glasses ok that yeah and then nobody knows yet sure if i'll ever see that oh that's not me or. thank you thank you thank you yes. thanks again all. the time come to. the time i cared for mine of them intend to god morning busy on a good saying i'm going to. war was. paid. for. that. period for mom who didn't get in the. hundred hours i don't even know the effort she goes to that i'm not out of you know you must not go yeah ok. my son when he tells me to explain you know nothing not the stuff that's what the oh. he'll. oh. my god. they were. right. oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. oh oh my my.
friends i must go back here yeah nine talk to my. k if you don't think i'm sure ok ok so this that's you know i think your shirt is very good because you're going to attract a lot of women yeah that when you want. your gun you never know ok. this is a very nice jacket but the tie can't get a good yeah because you're sexier than i want to be like a nice pair of shades so you must get your mother because you know it's coming back but we can put them over your glasses ok that yeah and then nobody...
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i got it from my bank. -your bank? -yeah. gus, i think that's a shaft. nah. it's a pole. pole. we give you and your money respect. not surprises. and, at santander bank, respect adds up. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to dakota johnson, lester holt, jason aldean right there! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- governor john kasich, from "the assassination of gianni versace: american crime story," actor darren criss. music from kimbra, featuring the 8g band with nikki glaspie. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] it's fantastic to hear. in that case, le
i got it from my bank. -your bank? -yeah. gus, i think that's a shaft. nah. it's a pole. pole. we give you and your money respect. not surprises. and, at santander bank, respect adds up. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to dakota johnson, lester holt, jason aldean right there! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i...
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what i think i'm going to have you know i think. yeah i think you're going to something that doesn't i feel i should have to. because i. wasn't going to. need. to do and there's a month in all of my. self a really intimate moment enough and it has and i mean that and that's an insult why i didn't and that is not a yes and then i stood up that's how they much. you did a very much that let me now look at the accident that yeah. i did. so. well mom idea if i don't get in and i'm not trying to host the residents i miss that nana so they may know him by the south and i think how proud. that's how they. should account somebody seemed to want to see the innocent. mog that i did what i did it's like in a gun i love him to stop. dong what that this shit the bed and fix it if any call to any problem prevent it from coming in all but a hold off took them but it gives a huge information about the ground about the law about the sound about the detention index to put a level then. you need to find out if the kid on with the. new moon. can you. achieve
what i think i'm going to have you know i think. yeah i think you're going to something that doesn't i feel i should have to. because i. wasn't going to. need. to do and there's a month in all of my. self a really intimate moment enough and it has and i mean that and that's an insult why i didn't and that is not a yes and then i stood up that's how they much. you did a very much that let me now look at the accident that yeah. i did. so. well mom idea if i don't get in and i'm not trying to host...
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, yeah, yeah, i did, yeah."nah, what, i'm just checking my email on, like --" [ laughter ] that's pretty blatant right there. >> it blends in with her shirt, too. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, the phone itself is almost camouflaged. and then here's a picture of this -- kj apa. is kj napping? >> um -- no, that's just his normal state of being. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you had to paint his eyes. >> meditative -- yeah. >> jimmy: during the show. >> right. >> jimmy: well i love that girl right there, back there. but now -- so camera duels -- >> right. >> jimmy: if you want to see, they're very funny, but now it's kind of backfired on you. >> well, yeah, i mean, it starts as any other small art project through, like, rage and annoyance. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yes. >> and existential dread. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i -- i never -- i never imagined that when i started doing this and stated making it game it would, one, be a small therapy for this situation that happens all the time. but it would also inspire everyone to start
, yeah, yeah, i did, yeah."nah, what, i'm just checking my email on, like --" [ laughter ] that's pretty blatant right there. >> it blends in with her shirt, too. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, the phone itself is almost camouflaged. and then here's a picture of this -- kj apa. is kj napping? >> um -- no, that's just his normal state of being. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you had to paint his eyes. >> meditative -- yeah. >> jimmy: during the show. >> right....
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love everyone to watch tomorrow's premiere. >> seth: yeah, i think there's an -- yeah -- >> i just wantike tv. it's comedy central. >> seth: okay, great. >> yeah, but tiffany haddish is in it, and she came in, and pitched me the history of the weave, which i think will be cool. someday, but i let her know we're not doing the history of hair this season. >> seth: got you. >> but, it helps let me know what type of stories people like, and so, yeah, i get a good gauge. >> seth: you -- in the beginning it was the people would tell the stories, you have comedians, not necessarily famous people. you sort of broke the rule. you were emmy nominated for directing lin-manuel talking about hamilton and burr. how was it directing him? >> well, i like the underdog. you know, i like helping people. [ laughter ] >> seth: right. >> that, you know -- >> seth: i will say it was the first i'd ever heard of him when i watched that episode. >> thank you. thank you. yeah, it's sort of like my own kickstarter page. you know, i'm just trying to get people out there. but, no, yeah, lin was the first one to do a
love everyone to watch tomorrow's premiere. >> seth: yeah, i think there's an -- yeah -- >> i just wantike tv. it's comedy central. >> seth: okay, great. >> yeah, but tiffany haddish is in it, and she came in, and pitched me the history of the weave, which i think will be cool. someday, but i let her know we're not doing the history of hair this season. >> seth: got you. >> but, it helps let me know what type of stories people like, and so, yeah, i get a good...
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or 40 pounds or something when i quit. yeah. so perfect. and it was all because of this book. >> jimmy: what is the book? >> it's called allen carr's "easy way to quit smoking." >> jimmy: allen carr's -- >> allen carr's "easy way to quit smoking." he also -- >> jimmy: what is his step one? >> he also has a diet book, i mean, but the great thing about the book is, he also -- [ light laughter ] he insists that you keep smoking while you're reading the book. and then when you finish it you stop. so, i took -- i mean, the books about this thick, okay? and poorly written with big letters. [ light laughter ] and i took months to read it, because i'm smoking. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: i want to hear what this guy's gonna say. >> yeah, no, he's urging -- he's urging me. i was re-reading chapters -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: highlighting stuff. yeah. >> i was like, this is great passage i'd say to leslie, you know. >> jimmy: classic. yeah, exactly, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i'd say, "honey, you don't understand, this is
or 40 pounds or something when i quit. yeah. so perfect. and it was all because of this book. >> jimmy: what is the book? >> it's called allen carr's "easy way to quit smoking." >> jimmy: allen carr's -- >> allen carr's "easy way to quit smoking." he also -- >> jimmy: what is his step one? >> he also has a diet book, i mean, but the great thing about the book is, he also -- [ light laughter ] he insists that you keep smoking while you're...
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hear. >> jimmy: yeah, he's very, very close. i" premieres tomorrow. take a look at this. >> where are you off to? >> back to l.a. >> at this hour? don't drive through the night. i got to place not far from here where a bunch of us stay with an extra room if you want. i'm warning you, it is a hell hole. nothing fancy. no running water. we built it ourselves. but we play music. and we study. and we live as a family. and it's kind of fun. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look just like him, dude. wow. taylor kitsch, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "waco" premieres tomorrow at 10:00 p.m. on paramount network. we'll be back with clive davis, everybody! come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ lock its tuition... from your first dream to your first dollar. from between shifts and after hours. from the struggle, to the reckoning. to the moment you sit in that auditorium and realize that your whole life is about to change. what if a university could guarantee fixed affordable tuition... from your first class, to your last. this is
hear. >> jimmy: yeah, he's very, very close. i" premieres tomorrow. take a look at this. >> where are you off to? >> back to l.a. >> at this hour? don't drive through the night. i got to place not far from here where a bunch of us stay with an extra room if you want. i'm warning you, it is a hell hole. nothing fancy. no running water. we built it ourselves. but we play music. and we study. and we live as a family. and it's kind of fun. [ cheers and applause ]...
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i was crying i was crying we were yeah you yeah i was crying that's why you know yeah because when you think. i do. it over. a guy. who. want. to so i gave him my story and. see. how. much. i've. tried. g. o. p. i don't look for that. well it kind of blood. flows sometimes i don't like this in it's the two of you and it's in buying sure gender you do the no no no my turn on time you know me to the museum the most. awful for you. to no mind bill no no. no yeah i'm with you don't go on the way i'll be all over you got shall be better without you oh is that the mood that you know the friend of mine we want to see something in flame you want if you find it nobody ok oh yeah come though we thank you and you can see what how will christmas the creation of the house you assign attempts that is then what insulin your party at times. you want to share have a look by a set of answers yeah you need my house after. that is it. is a must in gold that no comma should ever said that is really thousand five hundred to two thousand five hundred that doesn't have to ask you this year and you and you
i was crying i was crying we were yeah you yeah i was crying that's why you know yeah because when you think. i do. it over. a guy. who. want. to so i gave him my story and. see. how. much. i've. tried. g. o. p. i don't look for that. well it kind of blood. flows sometimes i don't like this in it's the two of you and it's in buying sure gender you do the no no no my turn on time you know me to the museum the most. awful for you. to no mind bill no no. no yeah i'm with you don't go on the way...
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>> yeah. ien made much noise. [ laughter ] did you? so you better start making noise! [ laughter ] just pretend! pretend, you idiots! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: there they are. >> there they are. no, i think it's -- i think it's important. i think -- i used to believe because i'm a socialist, that we needed a third party and there should be a socialist party. and let me just say right now, don't write into seth and say, "boy, i can't believe you talked about socialism on tv." not his fault. [ laughter ] okay? and i'm ashamed of it. [ light laughter ] i know it's horrible. but i'm someone who wants to share my stuff with others. terrible. terrible! bad, lewis, bad! [ light laughter ] so then i thought it should be moderates. now i do believe the third party should be women. and i hope that's what happens. i hope it's the women's party. because men have really proven in the course of my lifetime, that we don't know what we're doing. >> seth: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> and -- and then w
>> yeah. ien made much noise. [ laughter ] did you? so you better start making noise! [ laughter ] just pretend! pretend, you idiots! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: there they are. >> there they are. no, i think it's -- i think it's important. i think -- i used to believe because i'm a socialist, that we needed a third party and there should be a socialist party. and let me just say right now, don't write into seth and say, "boy, i can't believe you talked about...
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little i. yeah you. could win a story i think it's a great opportunity so i want people to hear our voice more people would believe i want to call it. that when they know that others are there any you could live it with mobile with you and i some of them and. they were going with all of them what i would be done with it i think it's a one week ago that would be a lot and i thought to correlate with. a string suspects he looked at my office and it's it's it's it's a face that it's like a bronze star it's when i was. told everything. would be ok today swedish it was not on the sheets. and so. let's stop it's not censored destroyed it's. yeah it's. if you. like it because of that i have had him crying because of the way. i gave. i have not had any map but about a casualty a. second cry. binnacle you know. the guys out there that look at them but given. a measure and five a day that would lead him astray out of. well what. good . who's. right is that even the one that you think you are the five yes someone in
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<i>>> jon: oh, yeah.> >> old-school-- <i>>> jon: oh, yeah. like that. that's it. thank you very much! >> stephen: it's a family show. >> oh! owwww! >> stephen: it's a family show. >> it's a family show. let's keep it clean, kids. >> stephen: this is much more important. i know we have to talk about projects but this is the most important thing. miriam webster dictionary-- this is a great honor-- under the entry for "bad bod" in miriam webster, they put your picture. ( cheers and applause ) under "dad bod." congratulations no, congratulations. >> thank you. >> stephen: congratulations. >> i mean, you k win emmys. >> stephen: yeah, not us. >> some people, you know-- >> stephen: yeah. a quick question: do you have children? >> i do not have children. ( laughter ) >> stephen: you technically can't have a dad bod. you just have a bod.
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an article from made it that's easy i can go on. yeah and get off of the fox could just get this going is was a sign i think that's. my i mean obviously sure enough this is dallas this is the most of the guns you'll fall in love with listeners of the dish lose the sluice and going to this or you fall in an. open or soon with some kids muzzled him. or his does as well gunson that i was ken lay by says or never would an explicit it's a must when they die defending a cause how so much pressure off the old concept of old stuff like not over the next or that is going to add that. i did this to this response in june and convalesce of course it's i think it's i also sent in on the on current thread license why not talking on the reasons of its own problem with. the focus of our calling tons of years legions of has to wasn't on markham falls or front row you know it's one more thought. to. actually. get out some fly i'm going to combine. these all of us got to introduce it in front of all the four thousand times or more go on the dust and of all
an article from made it that's easy i can go on. yeah and get off of the fox could just get this going is was a sign i think that's. my i mean obviously sure enough this is dallas this is the most of the guns you'll fall in love with listeners of the dish lose the sluice and going to this or you fall in an. open or soon with some kids muzzled him. or his does as well gunson that i was ken lay by says or never would an explicit it's a must when they die defending a cause how so much pressure off...
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here we go. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. >> yeah. ier the sea. >> little mermaids. crab, lobster. >> jimmy: yeah, stop. yeah, that's it. >> crabs? >> jimmy: and then -- >> crab walk? >> jimmy: yes, very good. that's it. [ cheers ] [ beeping ] >> uh -- shaking madness. [ laughter ] i -- i'm sorry. i'm sorry. wait, wait, wait. wait. it's like another word for shaking. >> shivering. shivering mad -- shivering -- >> no. >> scrambled eggs. >> no. [ laughter ] like when you make some -- when you make something to eat. >> oh, yeah, yeah. [ increased beeping ] >> blend, blending. blended family. blended crazy. >> man, why can't i pass? >> oh, no. >> when you go absolutely bat [ bleep ]. [ audience oohs ] >> no, god damn it. crazy -- >> that's the second part. [ talking over each other ] >> you got it! >> yes, we got it. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> we won! we won! >> what? [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: 10,000 points -- it was like 10,000 points. >> that was me and -- [ talking o
here we go. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. >> yeah. ier the sea. >> little mermaids. crab, lobster. >> jimmy: yeah, stop. yeah, that's it. >> crabs? >> jimmy: and then -- >> crab walk? >> jimmy: yes, very good. that's it. [ cheers ] [ beeping ] >> uh -- shaking madness. [ laughter ] i -- i'm sorry. i'm sorry. wait, wait, wait. wait. it's like another word for shaking. >> shivering. shivering mad -- shivering -- >> no....
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- 'cause i don't wanna be president. - seriously, you don't? - yeah, no. i think whoever's president should want to be president. - it's that simple. - well, i don't, yeah. - there's nothing that could move you off that stick. you've heard the same stuff i've heard, i mean, look, at this point, it's easier to make a list of people who are not mentioned as candidates, right? - right. - but you're on the list of those who are mentioned. - yeah, but you just said that it's easier to make a list of people who are not-- - you wanna be on that list. - you wanna be on the not-mentioned list. - i don't mind being mentioned but i'm just not gonna do it. - you're not gonna do it. - yeah (laughs). it's great being mentioned, you know? - there's nothing that could get you off that? - no, i mean, look, as a senator, i've gotten to see the president a little closer than i saw when i was in comedy. (audience laughing) and-- - really? - it's a tough job, it's an incredibly tough job and there are crises where you have to make, you know, when assad first used chemical weapo
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i. mean yeah my. name was in with her yeah so i. mean yeah. i had a loader. wow. there yeah. but when you're. out of a yard or you love you know. where maybe union or done one you're more you go more you made a move now i mean yeah we do that here. if you're getting an on off we knew there were no i ducked out near there. than on. all the right are they were going to go very easy to get. their name in there from one name or from an album called oh. man i. was over my body and they already know i'm going to. the levee union in yangon and. on yield oh no no one. here. now caught him in that damn numbing line. and i. call me if i said to you i love the line and i know that. they know golden. moment. to go why the lamb a loon you yeah yeah oh yeah lamb gum. in the limo. that oh yeah. name of a union man i'm going to have my bozo mobile alabama ya and my wife. and. don't be. ever em on our nine hundred. eleven i remember when you want to get pinion know been a little now more and don't i say. ok ok she need help. will give. me a good bit now i'm in a car i'm so proud only technique
i. mean yeah my. name was in with her yeah so i. mean yeah. i had a loader. wow. there yeah. but when you're. out of a yard or you love you know. where maybe union or done one you're more you go more you made a move now i mean yeah we do that here. if you're getting an on off we knew there were no i ducked out near there. than on. all the right are they were going to go very easy to get. their name in there from one name or from an album called oh. man i. was over my body and they already know...