yeah. i mean, you could a ballerina farm as a trad wife in that essentially a trad wife is someone who adheres to traditional gender norms she could be somebody that goes to target and drives a minivan but prioritizes having the house clean and her children quiet when her husband gets home from work and. like making all of his meals or, she could be somebody that covers somebody in the book who really, if you look at her photos, they look like they could be taken. 1872. and, you know, she wears floral dresses. she espouses evangelical ism, christian ism. that's not a word. christianity. but again, they are people who often denounce feminism and argue that woman's natural place is in the home being led by her husband. right. right. do you have a sense of these accounts grew so quickly and so. i mean, i do think that during the pandemic, a lot of moms became quickly radicalized. we became really angry, really fed up the most privileged of us saw unfairly the system stacked against mothers. i th

so, i go, "yeah. i go -- "are you going up? and he's like, "yeah, maybe i'll go up." is rock gets up, and surprised the audience -- and destroys he's unbelievable. and so, then i went up to give him a bottle of water, like, as a goof, and everyone started clapping and then he goes -- he took the microphone and he goes - [ light laughter ] i was like, "wow." so, i did standup for the first time last night in 10 years. >> steve: wow. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it was unbelievable. i totally remembered it. it was super fun it was great i was, like, i don't even know -- i don't know what i was talking about. we just -- he made me so comfortable out there. but i remember, like, "oh, yeah, it's so fun to be on stage. and when a joke works, the crowd loves it." i mean like the monologue. >> steve: and when it doesn't -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and when it doesn't work, you know, it's silence and uh - [ laughter ] no, but it's -- i do remember that, you know, that - the room gets hot, you know, when you tell a good joke. and then it's like - then it's like -- comes down to

um, yeah. i mean, yeah, i think that it, i mean, it went from like an edgy risk taking show to like the flagship, uh, like nbc brand. and so i think because of that, they probably can take risks much. and also, i mean, yeah, i mean, it's still every so often they, they hire the funniest people i know. and every so often there are sketches that kind of go get through the pipeline that are brilliant. um, but like anything, i think when something kind of starts off where you don't have any money behind it, you can just take more risks and be funnier. and so i do think the show kind of has obviously like everything on tv, you know, it's not what it was, but it's a it's a huge launching point for so many brilliant comics. and any other question, oh, sorry. hi. hi. i haven't read your book yet, but i'm going to address this in here. but i was wondering, just because i was raised in such a like household, like you have to have a practical job. yeah. i was wondering, um, if you were and yeah. and like ho

a lot of hands on i guess. yeah, i yeah. like i'm yeah. i mean when you're on the bottom. yeah, i didn't. when the phone call me, hi, i'm calling you, i telling you the comments i pulled down. how may i get your phone call? yes, i need all my design, the bathroom coughing. that sounds halfway down since the google on slot began in the late 19 fifties. the republic of vietnam has had a little trouble in retaining control of the great urban centers. about the central highlands, the long zone quarterly euro are a mazda, most largely jungle covered region. remarkably like those mountain, those regions in spain for the term gorilla was born. here everything favors a lightly armed, fast moving, irregular, and it is here that the struggle for vietnam, like ultimately decided into this remote almost impenetrable region. the communist of north vietnam have infiltrated a steady stream of agitators, terrorist and professional gorillas. no. oh, really. invoices be paid last the last pay by the dot net from here. its yeah. well, you probably know. yeah. no, no, no, no mile like no, i ha

yeah. "look, i made it, guys." >> like, "hey," yeah, party. workout in and, yeah, you can kiss and wave hi, you know, to your family later but, you know, right now, we're going to get the work in." and unfortunately, after his passing, i went to the gym shortly after that i went to a gym in detroit and the guy who opened up the gym for me the night before, he was like, "man, nobody ever does this. he was like, "the last person who did this was kobe. >> jimmy: is that right? >> and - [ audience aws ] you know what i mean so, his -- his spirit is strong it's alive and well. >> jimmy: thanks for telling that i appreciate that. [ applause ] i -- i've gotta say, you're - you're amazing to watch on the court. you're intimidating to watch and i go to the -- i go to the games -- >> me, intimidating? >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] and i look -- i look -- i don't want to make eye contact with you when i go to the game , 'cause i don't want to throw you off, or have you go, like, "dude, i'm - get jimmy fallon out of here that's why i'm not doing well. >> no

i thought fruit was a good. yeah, it's just because in that moment, stephen colbert is like, i know how to make a comedian you love uncomfortable is i think one of my favorite things in the world. yeah it was beautiful. i don't because i've never seen him like that, before. squirm. yeah, squirm. that's exactly the word. yes, it's cool. that's the name of your next book? sure. yeah, yeah, sure. i had a friend who said when i was worried about motherhood changing me, i said, no, no, don't worry. it doesn't change who you are. it enhances who you already are. so everything that you already are is like going to be at like a ten oh, okay. would you say that that's true for you are for your writing, for your comedy? i don't know because i haven't had time to do any. i have a 11 month old at home. i haven't really had to do much comedy. you'll see if you come tonight, when you come when you come tonight. it has. i see. i had i heard someone be like, you know, you get used to it. i'm like doing it. you see it or does it just

i'm a vocalist >> jimmy: yeah, i know that's what i -- >> i do vocals yeah i sing it takes me away fromt's too distracting? >> yeah. i do something else. i've always wanted to be a pip like gladys knight & the pips. i always -- more than the temptation - >> jimmy: yeah >> i wanted to be a pip. >> jimmy: pip, yeah. one of the pips. yeah >> pips is the joint i think one of them is my biological father. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know -- can i just bring this up i know we were just talking backstage, but i don't want to do anything. but you told me backstage that you were almost speaker of the house. is that -- [ laughter ] >> yeah. yeah, i could have been speaker. >> jimmy: i didn't know -- >> i could've been my game is good. >> jimmy: i know i didn't - >> how do you think i got my wife to marry me >> jimmy: yeah >> lying [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what >> she did not want to know the truth about me [ light laughter ] i'm telling you. who could get the democrats and republicans together better than old tray-bay. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. yeah [ cheers and applause you get tracy

>> yeah. i i've >> right. yeah. i've got would we have got to say again, would we have any this trump? mean, any of this with trump? i mean, the trump, we the deterrent of trump, we really strong america to really want a strong america to be a deterrent because once these started, it's these wars have started, it's much want to much more difficult. you want to put you had the put them off. you had the democrats this democrats coming up with this russia meant russia hoax thing, which meant that strike that trump couldn't strike a deal with putin on trade. then you i don't know. i've got you had i don't know. i've got i'm getting soapbox again i'm getting on my soapbox again about suddenly about you're just suddenly disagreeing with everything. but anyway, pro trump rant. anyway, i made a pro trump rant. but sunday but let's do the sunday telegraph crescent . telegraph crescent. >> sunday telegraph, >> okay. the sunday telegraph, bbc sees israel reporting failures are a danger to jews. claims ex—executive. so this guy

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i mean, what what are we saying here? yeah. and in that particular debate certainly as virginia did and slavery. but decided that they were going to go with this enlightenment sense of i think that was the same decision made by the the second continental congress. jack cove has argued that the authors meant americans as a people were entitled to the same rights to self-governance meant as other nations of the earth, not in the way we talk about it today. we all have civil liberties. sure. what's your i mean, you've been discussing an already, but. yeah. yeah. what rico saying. yeah. yeah. so i mean i mean, jack might be right about the moment like when, when they make that. but i think that, you know, different are interpreted over time they have a life of their own and i think that certainly happened with the declaration. i think that's one of the most exciting things because as you teach american, i think one thing that's really neat for for students to show how over time different groups come in under this umbrella of equalit

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, someone grabbed it i was nervous. >> steve: yeahaven't seen a live play in a long time >> steve: -- five months, yeah - >> jimmy: i thought i was going to get -- i was getting scared i go, "what's all these lights and" - >> steve: especially because today -- that was friday the 13th eve yesterday >> jimmy: yeah, by the time -- if i -- if the play went long, i would have been there on friday the 13th. >> steve: yeah scary. >> jimmy: it ended around 8:30/9:00. >> steve: what 8:39 exactly [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: 8:39 that's -- union rules. >> steve: oh, really >> jimmy: every broadway show has to end at 8:39 >> steve: 8:39, wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah on -- fri -- thursday the 12th >> steve: thursday the 12th, yes. >> jimmy: yeah, it was good. ♪ you should go see it >> steve: i will [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: save -- save it. ready? ♪ [ light laughter ] thank you, autumn, for being fall's legal name. [ laughter and applause like a nickname. >> steve: autumn smith ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, scarves f

yeah, i do like these a lot. eah, so this is a -- this is a very loud pair. it's drake's nocta nike collab it's called the nocta glide and -- yeah, i actually wore those. i wore those, but drake has had a few -- [ laughter ] drake has had a few collaborations with nike >> jimmy: i love drake, so i'm gonna give these points -- >> okay. >> jimmy: but i don't -- i'm not gonna -- this is not going to win >> okay. [ light laughter ] oh, all right. >> jimmy: no. no, this is the lead so far. >> this one? >> jimmy: this one's in the lead so far, yeah. [ scattered applause ] how about this guy >> this is a triple collab by ronnie fieg, who's a friend of mine from kith he took a clarks wallabee sole, and redid the adidas samba with the clarks wallabee sole, so it's a triple collab between kith, adidas, and clarks [ cheers ] >> jimmy: oh, i like this. all right. these two so far, these two are in the lead. but i don't know, this might be a curveball here >> so this is the frontrunner. this, i think, is the frontrunner. it's

yeah, i agree. >> mean, this just a >> yeah. honest. >> yeah. i mean, this is just a bit i bit bonkers, to honest. >> yeah. i mean, this is just a bit i remembers, to honest. >> yeah. i mean, this is just a bit i remember when honest. >> yeah. i mean, this is just a bit i remember when i honest. >> yeah. i mean, this is just a bit i remember when i was est. >> yeah. i mean, this is just a bit i remember when i was at.. >> i remember when i was at college, i went to america and in america they just happy in america they just said happy holidays. was holidays. exactly. and it was like they did everything, isn't it? didn't really say it? yeah, they didn't really say christmas because like, christmas because it was like, there's hanukkah and also there's thanksgiving. there's a festive so they have festive season. so now they have like markets and. yeah. >> why is that a thing? by the way? >> i just i think i can understand. i can understand why they would do that. i can understand why. and i think that is more inclusive to have a w

, yeah, yeah. >> do you want to try again? >> seth: do i more yeah, i'll try one more. i'm feeling good right now a newspaper in vermont recently published a recipe for a salad dressing called lesbian kale sauce. it's perfect for people who like to eat at home and eat out [ laughter and applause [ audience oohs >> how dare you? >> seth: how dare i not? >> seth, that's horrible you should be ashamed of yourself >> seth: no. i feel good. i like this now. >> no! >> seth: you guys, black women and lesbians are liars and friends. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: we'll be back with tracy morgan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ (man) that looks really high. (woman) it is high. whenever you are ready. (man) are there any snakes? (woman) nope. (man) are you sure? here we go! (vo) it's time to push your limits. (man) okay. (woman) you're doing great! (man) oh, is that a buffalo? (woman) babe, that's a cow. (vo) the all-new subaru crosstrek wilderness. adventure on the edge. ♪♪ trick or treat! - kit kat. - reese's. ooo, great costume. looks like

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>> yeah. it looks funnel. >> golden gate [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - leslie odom jr chloe fineman. musical guest raye and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1852 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, come on now. yes! thank you! i feel the love tonight. thank you. enjoy yourself relax. everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause you're here. thank you for watching well, guys, this is fun today in new york city, comic-con kicked off [ cheers ] yeah [ cheers ] if you've never been, just imagine all of the costumed characters in times square but sober. [ laughter ] yep, comic-con is here i love it. there's nothing more fun watching captain america and thor getting into an uber. [ laughter ] some tv news tonight, there was a n

and you go, "yeah, i know, it's not good for your health." [ laughter and applause swear to god >> yeahout something and i said -- i saw you do an interview where you're walking around your house, and you have a lemon tree and -- and -- and -- >> oh that, yeah >> jimmy: yeah and i go, "you have a" - >> banished by now >> jimmy: yes, of course but you -- i go, "talk to me about your lemons. you know, i'm fascinated that you have a lemon tree, and you pick a lemon, and you put it in a drink, and you make lemonade, you do this -- all this stuff. and you were -- we were laughing, and then we went to a party, a mutual friend and you come in. i go, "keith, what's up, its jimmy. how you doing, man?" i don't even know if you remember me. and you go, "hey, jimmy, how you doing, buddy i know it's your birthday. and you pulled, out of your pocket, a lemon. >> i did [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you gave me a lemon. and you said -- you wrote happy birthday - >> i did -- i forgot the show business aspect of this. >> jimmy: no, yeah, yeah, there's a show business story to it. [ laughter ] and you gave m

. >> and we'd decided -- >> i was done with your ass. >> yeah, you kicked me they decided to separate and focus on their individual happiness for a while. >> and then what did you do, jada >> well, you know, i think from there, you know, as time went on, i got into a different kind of entanglement -- >> mm-hmm. >> -- with august. >> an entanglement >> yes [ laughter ] >> a relationship. >> yes, it was a relationship. absolutely >> the conversation was intimate they seemed to hold nothing back >> what do you feel like, um, you were looking for >> i just wanted to feel good. >> mm-hmm. >> it had been so long since i felt good. >> right >> but by the end, jada and will seemed on good terms, making light of the situation >> now i gotta be with you at the press conference while you, like, tell the world, uh, about your transgressions. >> in the 24 hours after its release, more than 12 million people watched the episode many got the impression that jada humiliated her husband, making her the villain you and will were talking about it, and me not knowing what was goi

yeah. but i want people to be cautious. yeah. i want people to be attentive to the commercial interests that shape these platforms. they are not built to advance african democracy. yeah. they're not built to advance pen african as, and they're not built to advance political freedom. they're built to make money. and where there is a clash between financial interests and the political interests. what we've seen has been that the financial interest sort of runs away before the political interest has a chance to put on his shoes. and so do believe that there is some potential for tech because again, this other thing that people need to remember is that social media is not the internet. yeah, you know, they do not tech. the internet is also, you know, community forums. the internet is also the service, the internet is also, you know, people are organizing on you know, a telegram and signal to have, you know, community defense. and so use it with caution. yeah. tap into the potential. be careful about being overly reliant on the potenti

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and i also love detention. y yeah. so i'd be like i would say i was a boy for sure. yeahs . >> and also kids will do it.ds will, will accept anything that isn't like doesn't create homework or is actually taxing.i >> all right, tyrus, dnko you think this is like luxury belief, except now that it's spreading to kids? >> no. what i first of all, if you can homeschool, get your kids out of school. yeah, because they're not an anything.arni and the stuf f they're teaching them is dangerous. so there's two sexes. either born a man or woman.en that's it.d to now you can pretend to be whatever you want, but that's the fact be .s. and if you don't believe me, go to england. because they're the only ones who will say it out loud now. they' when you don't have numbers,d because we alwaybus bring this up, what is the percentage? what are the numbers? how manyrcentaget are people wg about that are in this category of the ofcategory the , this and gender that and all this kind of stuff? and whenever we astuff?whenevk e bigots. mhm. so i get the sneaking suspicion that the number i

i tipped my uber driver 50 bucks cash. yeahhe got out we hugged. he stood there and waved at me aggressively [ laughter ] and as i'm walking away, i'm pretending to be embarrassed i'm like, "all right, man, chill. ten minutes later, he sends me a text, "are you at the gate yet? [ laughter ] this transaction is over, bro. i'm excited i'm back in the gym. i started going back i made the mistake of asking for a personal trainer don't do that. [ laughter ] the buffest guy came out he goes, "it's 150." i'm like, "stop right there. i don't care if it's a day, month, or year not interested." they need a cheaper option like, give me a chubby personal trainer. [ laughter ] someone who i can build with together "how much is it? "accountability, bro." "let's do this." [ laughter and applause what does a personal trainer do, count? [ laughter ] you're there, bench pressing "one." "that's what i said, man." [ laughter ] my biggest pet peeve is when they spot you using their index finger i hate that. they're like, "there you go. there you go

yeah. was it as bad as i might think it was in that era >> yeah, i mean, well, you know, you wanted to findld just get in and get out. >> seth: yeah. >> you could do, you know, 100 apartments and you'd have your loot and you'd -- you'd go home for the year, but - [ laughter ] the older kids also knew that that was going on and they would lay and wait for the younger kids [ audience aws ] they were -- they, aw. [ laughter ] they were super lazy and they would just let us go and get all the candy and then like, "we'll take that. >> seth: so they just -- you got candy mugged as a kid in new york city? >> sure did, yeah. >> seth: wow >> yeah. and one time, you know, trick-or-treat, you know, like the -- it's trick- or-treat, but you never think of the treat, right? i mean you never think of the trick. >> seth: yeah, you assume the treat is implied you forget that you've also asked for a trick. >> right, so - >> seth: yeah. >> -- i remember knocking this -- this door and this old lady, must have been like 80 years old, opened it -- i say she's 80, but i was like eight so she might have been 35.

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, absolutely [ cheers and applause >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think especially - >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- withing up, i think it would be great to have a woman in late night to talk about -- >> yes and women -- women have been so underserved, that when we're represented, we show up in droves for each other. >> jimmy: yeah >> we go, and -- [ cheers and applause >> and men show up for us, too >> jimmy: yeah >> so, yeah, this is a very -- this is a pivotal moment in our culture, and i always want to be very respectful of that >> jimmy: yeah i'm so happy for you and congratulations on everything and thank you for coming here. i want to talk to you more chelsea handler, everybody for tickets to her "little big bitch tour," go to chelseahandler.com we're doing something fun with chelsea, after the break stick around i want to see that [ cheers and applause ♪ >> kevin mccarthy desperately wanted this job for his entire career he had it for 269 days, about 9 months but to get the job, he agreed to a rule that said one member of congress -- >> jimmy: yes. >> -- can raise a motion to get rid of him and

>> steve: that's not good. >> jimmy: yeah, pennies. and inds good i'll throw these at your car [ laughter ] you're saying this is one's the winner >> jimmy: i think this one, people are gonna, maybe a standing ovation >> steve: really >> jimmy: no, no, i'm just joking i don't think standing -- well, it could be kind of funny. you never know hey. you guys want to make history? [ laughter ] wld care about that all right. this last one is, "strawberries are like, screw it, seeds on the outside. idgaf. ♪ seeds on the outside idgaf. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> steve: wow, you put a lot of pressure on that one let's see what it is [ drum roll >> jimmy: let's see the results. [ light laughter ] [ sad tuba ] ♪ standing ovation there they go. look at this they didn't like it. they didn't like it one bit. guys, we have a winner it is halloween, right there [ dinging [ cheers and applause ♪ i'm going to post this during the commercial break if you see on it your feed, give it a like, okay we have a great show pete davidson is here. [ cheers and applause pe

. >> yeah , i know. >> yeah, i know. >> yeah, i know. >> i want it to be there.n the show on peace. but but the fact that they're support and i agree with you this i think is a turning point because look, i'm on the left, but as far as i'm concerned, the far left this is absolutely revealed them over the last week. how insidious they are, how they are within how embedded they are within different institutions , men's different institutions, men's and predominantly in universities, how these ideas spread. and they need to be shamed by for their opinions. they need to be exposed and they need to be pushed further back into the fringes where they belong. >> there's a theory, isn't there, that social media forces people to double down it polarises. and then when you see something that maybe make a sane person question their previous allegiances. yeah although the thing that seems to be making these students change their mind is ceos on wall street are saying, give me a list of these students. they're never getting hired. so there's a cost associated. and what's inter

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but i was like, "that's going to make me fall asleep. >> seth: yeah. >> i don't want to take it we got guy, bless his heart. but it was his first day >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> so he was not -- he doesn't have the stuff for this. >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> and so he just came in -- >> seth: by the way, that's a different person >> it's a different person so he came in and was like, "i don't know," you know? [ laughter ] and then he didn't know -- like, you know, if you worked at an arena -- you don't know who everybody is. >> seth: sure. >> and so, he comes down there and then he goes, "so your name is travis mathew?" because i have a shirt on -- [ light laughter ] it's just -- it's just the brand. and i just said yeah i just went with it because it's - what am i, go to into a whole thing about it [ light laughter ] you know i was like, "just, yeah, travis mathew. even be like, "i'm ralph lauren." i am [ laughter ] my friends call me polo. [ light laughter ] so i'll just do whatever that guy said [ light laughter ] >> seth: that's weirdly -- the most insulting thing

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