i know you did something productive. >> i did. the title. you can see the writers of this are dana delany and matt ginsberg. [ applause ] you wrote a crossword puzzle. >> i co-created one. i'm a cruciverbalist now. >> jimmy: how did this happen? >> i've been doing the crossword puzzle for a long time. my mom did it. i discovered it was a great thing on the set because you could be doing this and nobody would talk to you. it was a good way to -- >> jimmy: good way to be anti-social. >> yes. keep concentrating and, you know, it didn't take you out of your work too much. >> jimmy: got you. >> when i was doing promotion of "body of proof" last spring, josh radner, who is on "how i met your mother," said he did this guest blog of "the new york times." i said, "i want to do that." and you wrote your experience of doing the puzzle. i wrote about my experience. one of the few mistakes in "the new york times" crossword puzzle because the clue was star of "china beach," and it was delaney, and my name is spelled d-e-l-a-n-y, and they spelle

come back whenever you want to. and i flay next. stick around, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] pillsbury chocolate chip cookies with hershey's chocolate chips. for a moment of warm, gooey, togetherness. chocolate chip cookies... from pillsbury. and these are the ones you'll love on a school night. pillsbury crescent dogs with just a few ingredients you have an easy dinner... pillsbury crescent dogs... school night ideas made easy. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a celebrated chef and best-selling author whose latest "bar americain" cookbook is in stores right now. please welcome bobby flay, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're starting us off with a cocktail, here. >> yes, we're going to have some juleps, some blackberry juleps, a little bit of bourbon, all good stuff. >> jimmy: i like juleps. >> just like at the derby kind of thing but just a little more flavor. >> jimmy: that's right. we hung out that the kentucky derby. i went down there. >> oh, we did?

and i said let me ask you this, doc, i know you can't guarantee this. at's the likelihood that i could get cancer back again? he said the likelihood is like .0011 or something like that. he said after five years with the way your tests looked it's not likely that you'd get it back. i am a blessed guy. >> how much of it comes down to your lucky gold tie? why gold? why is it your lucky gold tie? >> because i believe in the gold standard that we never should have gotten off of. and secondly, it looks pretty good next to this beautiful skin. i'm not bragging, piers. but it sort of complements the complexion very well. >> let's take another break and come back, and i want to talk to you about -- briefly about what you learned from your parents, the values they instilled in you. why you think a guy that basically sold pizzas is fit to run the country. >> i can do that. white meat chicken. the way i always made it for you. one more thing.... those pj's you like, i bought you five new pairs. love you. did you see the hockey game last night? [ male announcer ] pr

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you -- this i really like. lly, than is a quote, i'm a midget. >> i am. i am. actually, when i got my driver's lie sense. they're like, you're 4'9". we can add the extra inch and you're not legally a midget. at that point, i was like, oh, my god, i don't want people to know that. but then i'm thinking about it now and i'm like, i could have got, like, you nope, those things where you put it on the car -- >> jimmy: the handicap parking? >> can i go back and change my height? >> jimmy: i think you can. over the years people shrink as they get older. >> imagine me at 80? >> jimmy: who knows where you're going to wind up. you'll be underground. >> i know. >> jimmy: you'll be in the basement with the vending machines again. wow. now, this i'm -- on page 81, jimmy kimmel, i have a ridic crush on the man. well, thank you. i'm flattered. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: is that true or are you just saying that? >> i never lie. i tell the truth. >> jimmy: it seems to me that i'm not exactly your type. >> not at all. but y

you know. ipart of being okay with getting older, too. >> when you walk around l.a. and you see very beautiful women but they've just desecrated their faces, i find it really sad when i see that. i sort of think why have you done that? who are you doing it for? >> i don't know. i never like to talk bad about people who do it either because whatever makes you feel good is what you should do. >> is it chronic insecurity? is your great gift, if you like, the fact that you're secure in yourself, you're self-confident, you don't need to have -- >> yeah, i am self-confident. i do. i think that we all are not perfect and we have our flaws. and i could run a little bit more, you know, than -- and i do sometimes go through spurts. like in the summer i do like this six-week run and i go really crazy and i run a lot. and then i stop again and i'm like i should really start again. so everyone has their things that they don't love as much. but at the end of the day i'm happy with myself. and that's it. and if

will you watch and listen. >> i will be in there with you. >> i will be in the room and you will be behind watching but i want -- >> behind what. >> behind a one way mirror so you have to look at my ass i apologise. >> no, no, it's lovely. >> no, it's problematic but that's all right. >> it's not, it's not frank. you have a poor body image. >> yes. >> and i'm here to tell you i'm to the gay, you're not gay, but i tell you if i was, gone to my head, absolute-- gun to my head, absolutely. >> gun to my head, i don't care. >> (laughter) i opened up to you just now. it was uncomfortable for me and you said i don't care. and i was threwing to make you feel better about that chopper pad you call your ass. >> i accept your apology. >> you utilize what you call dial technology. can we test that out. >> i could dial you right now. >> all right. >> start at 50. you have 30 seconds you can see the time right here. and i want to you get me up to an 80. >> let's do it. >> frank. >> see what happened already -- >> what happened. >> you took too long. >> i breathed. if you are passionate and you really ca

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but i did tell you because i thought that i could trust you. you can trust me. obviously i can't. you know, there's always a reason not to sleep with a guy, and you just gave me yours. wait, did i give you a reason, or were you looking for one? why would i be looking for one? because things are getting serious between us, and that scares you. good night, ted. (door slams) okay, randy, now, tell me, without looking at your hand, what are the three beginner techniques for picking up a woman at a bar? isolate her from her friends; repeat her name in conversation; subtly put her down. excellent. now... let's put those to use. i'm right behind you. hi, i'm randy. what's your name? haley. haley. haley, that's a pretty name, haley. haley... come here, haley. um... okay. haley, you are a fat, ugly whore. oh, hey. we got two live ones. new plan: this time follow my lead. evening, ladies. oh, i like your brooch. what is that? oh, it's a koala bear. i think they're adorable. no way! my friend randy here is the leading expert on koala bears in australia! he's in town working with the bronx zoo

i was wondering, do you guys mind? can i write out some thank you notes right now? do you mind? pplause ] i love you guys. james, can i get some thank you writing note music, please? ♪ [ laughter ] [ laughter ] the camera is still on you. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] what is his problem? >> steve: sustain. >> jimmy: i don't know what his problem is. >> steve: he's got the sustain pedal on his -- [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, gift cards, for basically saying, "i could have just given you this money, but i wanted to have final say over where you spent it." [ laughter and applause ] i win. i win. >> steve: i'm the star. >> jimmy: your birthday is my birthday, get it? [ light laughter ] >> steve: i'll tell you where to spend that. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, president obama, for revealing your new jobs bill slogan, "we can't wait." and thank you, congress, for responding with obama's original slogan, "yes, we can." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] thank you, trick or treating, or as i like to call you, adorable begging. [ laughter and applause ] "want some food?" ♪ thank

you just couldn't. i14-year-old because they're going to be all scared. it's like -- you haven't met these 14-year-olds out on the road. i'm the one who was scared. >> jimmy: yeah. the winner of the show gets $5 million. on "american idol," they got nothing, really? >> no, they get half a million, a million or something. >> jimmy: $5 million, do you think that makes a difference when people decide which show they're going to audition for? >> 100%. people want some cash now. and all the good things i've met in my life are greedy. >> jimmy: really? >> that's what kind of spurs them on. they're ambitious. they want more and more money and fame. that's what we've attracted. i love it. >> jimmy: theoretically, if they win, they don't ever have to sing again in their entire life, which turned out to be the case with a lot of the "american idol" winners. [ laughter ] um -- >> i'm going to get in so much trouble. i didn't say that. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about one thing. i heard you were visited by a ghost w

you know? ist calm of all my friends. >> how come you fended off what presumably was a very long list of male admirers. >> there were no male admirers. my dad was ill. i'd go from school to take care of him at home. i joined the band for fun out of high school. i was 17 years old. i didn't plan on getting married, period. wasn't in my realm of thought i was going to go to college. i was starting in the university of miami. i had a french minor. i had been accepted to sarbonnes in paris and i was going to be a diplomat and study international law over there. that was my plan. it happened naturally. we got together. we fell in love. we spent two years, you know, it's funny because the first time on july 4, 1976, i'm not going to forget this, this is bicentennial, we were playing a gig, we weren't dating or anything of the sort. he said i'm going to take you in the van. that area is a little iffy. we're in the van. he said i bet you and i would get along very well if we got married. i go, what? got

. >> you are. iou're like a second mom to me and you teach me and then you have to get on to me, but hey, i have to learn. it's your way is the right way. >> joe, seriously. >> sorry. >> look, don't make me cry. you're a very good woman. >> i love makeup. i've been into makeup since i was a little bitty girl, and i say the more the merrier. >> betty conley is not part of the cosmetology program, but that hasn't stopped her from turning herself into a virtual spa of her own. >> i'm like dolly. the redder the better. the more the merrier. so that's what i do. >> but conley is known here for more than makeup. >> they call me cornbread here because my husband was eating cornbread when i shot him and nobody wants to come and eat cornbread with me. >> conley is serving a life sentence for murdering her husband. >> we had been together for 20 years. when we got together, he was 42. i was 18. and it was real good in the beginning. things were good. >> conley claims her drug use played a role in the murder. >

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love you so much. iove you and i love you and i love you. >> i have a lot of friends but you're the prettiest. if i had anyone's face, i would want to have your face in my mouth. >> anyone seen my keys? i am [ bleep ] up right now. >> hey! which one of you put a baby in me? >> i totally just puked in this log. >> jimmy: and that's why they have to live in the forest. [ applause ] one of my favorite things about los angeles is our local news. if you are visiting, i don't know if you had a chance to see it. but half of our anchors are seasoned real reporters who covered every major news story for the last three decades. the other half are people who are too short to model. [ laughter ] and all the local news stations here are trying to update their operation, they are tweeting and blogging and they're online and facebooking and they're doing everything they can to make it seem like they're on the cutting edge. even if it means humiliating a veteran reporter like kent, who has been here since before i got h

see you monday. >>. >> he says he was just being honest. >> when i get on a plane, i got to tell you, if i see people who are in muslim garb and i think they're identifying themselves first and foremost as muslims, i get worried, i get nervous. >> npr fired juan williams and fox hired him. >> when he take the microphone away and take away an audience that i loved at national public radio, i think in essence what they're saying is you're muslim. >> tonight i'll go one-on-one with him to check that honesty. kathy bates, her amazing career. >> in that moment i just knew when daniel day-lewis came on stage that my name was in that envelope. >> a passion of politics. >> that's what i'd like to say to my president whom i'm so proud of, but i want him to stand up on his hind legs and fight these rat bastards. >> and what happened in that hot tub with jack nicholson. >> he was still in the tub and i climbed down and he reached up and shook my hand and looked right in my eyes, nowhere else and he said that was beautiful, honey. >> this is "piers morgan tonight." >> juan williams made headlines

i didn't lie to you. i just didn't tell you. i spoke to your commanding officer. what? why did you do that? do you know what that means? we know exactly what it means. it means an automatic discharge for you if you got her pregnant. oh, my god. you just ruined my life. that's exactly what you said to her last night, isn't it? isn't that why she ended up going home? it... it'll be okay. we know what we have to do. make an appointment tomorrow to get this taken care of. travis, this is our baby. we already talked about getting married. after i get my commission. ellie, if you're pregnant, there is no commission. i don't care if you're in the military. yeah, i know. you've been trying to get me to quit for months. i just walked right into your trap. you went there this morning to get out of the trap you're in, travis. no, i didn't. i went there to apologize. really? you changed your mind just like that-- that fast? i didn't want to lose her. god, even if it meant losing my scholarship. but no one was home. i didn't lie to you about that. i swear. i want a lawyer, sir. i thi

i really love you. i want me to become president. >> will you tell everyone? i need you to go tell everyone. thank you. is there something you want me to sign? >> no. , i don't. i think she wants to sign. one more. > > i am the one who called your office. >> thank you. hi. >> my son is in the air force. they were fighting with the debt ceiling. $500re looking at cutting billion. my dad is in the air force to. tell them how grateful we are. >> hello. thank you for coming. thank you for taking your time. i would like this. you have done it. it is the best constitution. >> that is wonderful. i am glad to have it. >> it is good to see you. i am glad you guys were here. it is great to see wonderful faces. we will find out. we will try. what is your name? hello. i am michele. >> i watched the decline of my country over my lifetime. >> it is hard. the good thing is we know the formula that works. don't read as to just have to put into place. i am so glad you came. you want some help to get your card? >> i am fine. >> thank you, sweetheart. we want your vote. >> it is

i think, you know, i maintain a hunger, but not an ambition. u know, i -- i'm very happy to explore all possibilities of a character and really, you know, dive into the role. to the point where disney wanted to -- wanted to fire me. >> they wanted to fire you from "pirates"? >> yeah. >> because? >> they couldn't understand what i was doing. they didn't understand the character. they were actually contemplating subtitling the film, you know. >> you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught captain jack. sparrow. ♪ >> what are you doing? you burned all the food, the rum. >> yes, the rum is gone. >> why is the rum gone? >> ever turned down something you regretted? >> no. >> no? >> don't regret any of it, no. no. everything that i turned down was -- it was -- weirdly, it was more important what i turned down than what i accepted in terms of films. >> for your own happiness? >> mm-hmm. >> so even if it became a hit? >> yeah. "pirates" was a complete accident, you know. >> what do you mean? >> prior to "pirates of the caribbean," the

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>> give you guidance. >> i don't know how much you have in your life. >> i don't have anybody. >> you need my help. >> well, i mean, yeah, to get going, referrals, to help me out with, you know, whatever you're going to help me out with? >> that's not a problem at all. i'm at your service, sweetheart. >> she knows exactly how to play it, and every word is being recorded and listened to by other investigators, so they know right when the line's been crossed. >> so i mean you've got to make the next move be your best move. if you need me there, you've got tony vest h with me, you know what i'm saying? >> once he starts selling his services he's crossing the line, he's breaking the law. >> when i say invests in me, i can't do things for free. >> she makes up an excuse to leave. she says i have to go see ajang. she goes away for an hour, we go away. she comes back to the meeting spot. she gives him some murn, a percentage of what she made for turning the trick and at that point in the investigator's eyes, the law has been broken. they arrest him, they question him, they take him away. at

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did i tell you? i can't believe it! you made a hit with this one. ings as they are, and i say no. uh, wait. you see things as they are not, and you say-- wait. uh... you see thi-- you see things as they are? what do you say when you see things? let me call elaine and kramer. if i see things as they are, i would ask why or why not? elaine? it's me. what are you doing tonight? great. george and i have tickets-- four free passes to the knicks-bulls game at madison square garden. aah! can you go? tell kramer to meet us on the corner at 7:00. all right. we're going to pick you up in a limo. that's right, baby doll. when we pick you up, i'm murphy, and george is o'brien. i can't tell you now. it's a long story. i am serious. ok. ok, bye. driver, we have to make a little stop first. i know. he knows? he knows? where are we going? why are we pulling off here? maybe it's a shortcut. we're going to grand central. there's no traffic. driver, why are we getting off this exit? to pick up the other members of your party. right. the other members of our party. what

that i can tell you. very once in a while i look at exxonmobil making billions and billions of dollars a quarter, billions. more money than the united states makes. and we're subsidizing them. ridiculous. okay? whether you like it, whether you don't like it, it doesn't make any sense. the way i look at like the exxons and the oil companies, they've been in cahoots with our enemy which is opec. think eve been in cahoots. their the ones that distribute the oil. opec takes it out of the ground and they distribute it. for us to be subsidizing and exxon and other companies like exxonmobil is absolutely insane and ridiculous. now, as far as the plans are concerned, before we can start raising taxes this country has to get going again. i mean, i just see every -- you look at 9.1 but don't forget that's a phony number. that's a number -- >> a million more that have given up. >> you give up and then not considered unemployed. they're not going to get a job and they take them off the unemployment number? >> you're a

i was a little worried about you. n with you? are you going through an identity crisis? what is happening? >> i think that's -- might have been what was going on over there. >> jimmy: i mean what -- and then you made out with pauly d, my man. >> yeah, well, yeah. who wouldn't want to make out with pauly d? right? >> jimmy: yeah, i've made out with pauly d. >> i think you would make out with pauly d. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. but you just like made out with pauly d, and that's -- and then, that's the end of it. >> well, you know what, me and pauly are like best friends. and, like, i was just like whatever, we're drunk, we'll make out, whatever. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: do you have a thing for pauly? >> i think in italy what happened was i was so out of my element and i never was like away from home for that long, and out of the country. so like, i kind of was, i think, messing up my love for him as friendship into something else because he was like my go-to, my comfort. and i think i was just like, yo

where else are you going to be? i look forward to see you thursday in the state building because i did get an official candidate vote. $10.10. thank you. >> thank you. next speaker. >> my name is alex. i'm with occupy s.f. probably would have guessed that by now. on the night of the 16th, i stood in the human chain in the street to prevent police from illegal stealing food and other medical necessities from peaceful protestors and i witnessed this horrible violence from the sfpd. in an attempt to remove them by making them think that they would run us over. what have we done? we are a small occupation gathering in a public park. we didn't have means or hurt or harm anyone or anything. i saw people being beaten and then arrested for protecting property that originally we felt belonged to anyone, that anyone could have come and used that property. but instead the police chose toe basically throw it in the dump truck and run off with it. i feel that the trust has been broken personally. this is not me speaking for everyo

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i mean, you -- >> dr. phil: justine says mark offered sabrina thousands of dollars to stay in the marriage. did he or didn't he? >> yes. he said what would it take to stay in the marriage. if i made x amount of dollars, a large amount of money, would that help? would you stay? yes, he did offer her. >> when was this? >> you did. >> when was this? >> you thought it was about money. you thought i was leaving you because it was about money. >> i did everything for her, not for me. i didn't -- i didn't buy a company for me. i didn't need that. i didn't need to make money. i know we had a lifestyle we wanted to live which was directed by what you wanted. i wanted you to be happy. i didn't need a big house or a great car or any of that stuff. i don't need that stuff. >> then why did you go buy a camaro? >> why did we buy the camaro? >> we didn't. >> we did we buy a cadillac for you? >> for our child. that's why. >> oh, oh. >> dr. phil: all right. we're going to take a break here. when we come back, i'm going to t

you cannot -- you cannot tell anyone. >> bro, i swear to you, i kept that secret for as long as i frigginscattered applause ] >> -- so friggin' good. >> josh did it with druchi. >> do! [ laughter ] >> whoo! [ laughter ] >> j-bro, what is it? what, you told them? you told? [ shouting over each other ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ applause ] >> well, in all the excitement, i seem to have fractured my cervical spine. [ laughter ] >> it was a wake-up call for sure, bro. i swear to god, there's nothing like one of your bros getting hurt to remind you what's really important. [ light laughter ] you guys want to go to the club? >> yeah! ♪ >> a club a dub, dub, baby! >> club time, yeah! ♪ >> oh, man, the club tonight is gonna be epic. i invited some friends of mine to come party with us. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> oh, man, i thought we knew how to party. these guys were, like, party on a different level. they were, like, geniuses or something. [ laughter ] ♪ >> i like your hat. >> uh, well, the women in particular had quite attractive, uh -- personalities.

i laughed at love ♪ but you came along this love is fine ♪ well i want to love you got to tell this worldure am nervous i want to love you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you for being here. hey, some -- [ cheers ] thank you very much. some political news, you guys. some political news. today, president obama went to las vegas for a campaign fund-raiser. he spent most of the time at the visit working on his new economic recovery plan. "come on, seven. let's go. come on, we can do this!" [ laughter and applause ] you see this? yesterday on cnn, joe biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'

you suffer horrendous injuries. iwspaper at the time, people were saying ozzy may have died in this. if he hasn't, he's very seriously injured. what was that like for you, sharon, now that the roles were reversed and you've got to face up to the prospect of ozzy very, very seriously injured? >> scared stiff. i was scared stiff of losing my husband and being on my own. that's what was terrifying me. i didn't want to be on my own. to me, our relationship had gone through so much and it was just starting to get on an even road. and it would be, don't tell me now, after everything, i'm going to lose him. >> jack, what was it like for you? >> no one really told me the severity of it. i asked mom, oh, me fell off a bike, he knocked himself out, he broke his arm. i was like, oh, okay. how bad is it? it's bad, but he's going to be okay. it was constantly like this -- because i couldn't leave because i was working. i didn't really know the severity till i got to england and saw british newspapers and how bad it actually was an

you know? so iand said, here, son, here's the key. >> it's all great advice. because you need to be frank sinatra for it to work. my father loved him. always said that sinatra's great trick was in control of his breathing. was that true? is that a technical thing he had over other people? >> i wouldn't say that's what made him great. he had great lung control. he could hold notes. but what made him great, people talk about when tommy dorsey would -- you know what circular breathing is? it's when a horn player breathes in through his nose and breathes out through his mouth for a long time. it's a skill you can acquire. singers can't do that because it's not applying pressure to a horn. and they said that he would do these things. frank sinatra was the greatest lyric interpreter probably ever. and he was also incredibly knowledgeable as a musician. he knew what was going on underneath him. without getting really technical. he could accommodate what the lyrics were saying over whatever was going under

if you love her, and i know that you do, and i believe that you do as well, i think you've come to know this child and i think you love her. she needs to know that this is the last time around the track. you're not going to do this with her anymore. >> right. >> dr. phil: so i'm going to tell you what i'm going to do. i'm going to dismiss y'all right now. i want you guys to go back to the greenroom without me, and i want you to have a conversation among yourselves back there, and you're either going to come back out here and tell me that everybody's on the same page here, no more coddling this kid, she goes where she needs to go for however long she needs to go and she has to do whatever she has to do and let me tell you something, it ain't some 28-day wonder. [applause] and very likely if you do what i might make available to you based on what i hear from this group when you come back, you might never, ever return to your hometown again ever. because that's where you do drugs. that's where you get the stuff. that's where your triggers are. that's where it happens. i'm talking about --

i come to you because the last time i have a conversation with you are when you have a combined meetingthis is dealing with the community college. i would like to give you my history. we started the human rights commission in 1962. in 1972, the citizens of san francisco -- because of that, there was litigation. land was given to do what it desired to do. they first offered us the bill, and we said no. we wanted a community college. the subject would come up like nursing. the class's were closed. we knew what the needs were. we still have been fighting for issues that we have been going through for 50 years. and i am tired. i want you all, as of this day, i want you to have your staff cease and desist, make a decision for what goes on at southeast community college. it is the responsibility of that commission, it was a mandate that we have a commission, and that the community with the desire what goes on in that college, and education and training facility. it is not for what ever you think you might want to have. once my commission says this is what the community wants, then they can co

i live right above you i told you so i can hear the music playin ♪ ♪ i can feel your body swayin one on the ceiling if you want me ♪ ♪ don't move twice on the pipe ♪ [ knocking ] if the answer is no oh my sweetness ♪ ♪ means you'll meet me in the hallway twice on the pipe ♪ [ knocking ] ♪ means you ain't gonna show if you look out your window tonight ♪ ♪ pulling the string with a note that's attached to my heart ♪ ♪ come on oh read how many times i saw you how in my silence ♪ ♪ i adored you and only in my dreams did that wall between us come apart ♪ ♪ oh my darlin knock three times on the ceiling if you want me ♪ ♪ twice on the pipe [ knocking ] ♪ if the answer is no oh my sweetness ♪ ♪ means you'll meet me in the hallway twice on the pipe ♪ [ knocking ] ♪ means you ain't gonna show ♪ >> you ready? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i can hear the music playing i can feel your body swayin ♪ ♪ one floor below me you don't even know me ♪ ♪ i love you oh my darlin' knock three times on the ceiling if you want me ♪ ♪ twice on the pipe [ knocking ] ♪ if the answer is no i love you i love you oh

and in boston you never see $100. i don't know what it's like in dallas, you probably do see them -- >> thousands of them. [laughter] >> that's right. oil, right? well, in boston, you never see them because it's all college kids. and i couldn't figure out why. and i went over to the main guy's house, and in his laundry was $250,000 in banded bags of hundreds. oh, he's got to be a drug dealer. but he wasn't. and the next day we flew to vegas, and it was the blackjack team, and i ended up joining the team. that was my first true story. so i fell into nonfiction, but i wrote it like a thriller because that's what i'd been writing. it wasn't i sat down and i'm going to write nonfiction in this way, i was writing fiction, and it was a true story. i'm sitting at home at 2 in the morning, and it's a harvard senior -- he's actually from houston -- and he said my best friend co-founded facebook, and no one's ever heard of him. so i go out for a drink -- it always involves drinking. [laughter] mark zuckerberg screwed him, and sud

because i didn't know, you know? n kiss -- until we get married which should be tonight. we could check into a youth hostel, because i don't have any money. i lost it all in a darts game and we could make wild passionate love. and then i could steal a pig and kill it with a stick, and you could cook it. i don't know if you cook or not. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "snuff box" is out on dvd tomorrow. rich fulcher, everybody! yo gabba gabba perform next. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ walking my own way ♪ it's just how i want to do it ♪ ♪ changing of my mind ♪ it's just how we're gonna do it ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] turn your world upside down with gillette fusion proglide because you can shave against the grain with comfort. fusion proglide's microcomb guides hair for its thinner blades to cut close effortlessly. get against-the-grain closeness comfortably with gillette fusion proglide. [ female announcer ] start the day off right with a protein-packed breakfast like the sunrise subway melt. try it with j

i lied. >> you say right here, i have met two on the net, one young like you. >> yeah, i know, i liedbout all that. >> have you ever seen our show called "to catch a predator"? >> yeah. >> reporter: i'm chris hansen with "dateline nbc." we're doing a story on -- dory heads for the door. >> [ bleep ]. >> outside he meets the flagler beach police. >> get on the ground. get on the ground. >> reporter: they take him around to the back of the house because the next visitor is about to arrive. but the cops have everything under control as that second man, william roach, a tae kwan do instructor approaches. he even parks nose to nose with our previous visitor's car. >> come on in. it's freezing. hurry. >> but he won't come inside and perhaps to prove to himself this isn't a setup, he keeps asking our decoy to flash her breasts. >> flash me. >> the neighbors might see me out here. >> okay. real quick. >> online, roach wasn't quite so suspicious. using the screen name thenamestheygivearedumb, he chatted with a decoy who told him she was 13. perhaps to make the girl feel more comfortable, the 3

and you have to. iean, part of what we do -- >> do you like the fact you have this slightly intimidating reputation? >> i don't like or dislike it. it's just kind of what it is. it's who i am. and i think what people in new jersey have gotten to know about me over the last decade that i've been in public life is what you see is what you get. and i'm no different when i'm sitting with you than i am when i'm at home or anyplace else -- >> but right now i'm getting sort of -- this is a very civilized conversation we're having, you're very polite, you're very friendly. but i've seen some of these youtube videos of you in action in these town halls, and you're on the rampage. >> well, and you -- listen, and teachers go into it knowing what the pay scale is. that's right. >> well, what i am -- >> lacerating these people. taking no prisoners. >> i'm responding to -- >> in the words of mr. sweeney, taking them down, stomping on them, and killing them. >> i'm responding to their attempted laceration of me. and i

because you saw some pretty heavy action. i, across france to germany and the u.s. army from november 1944. you know, when i talk to people from that era, they always say when you go to war, the stuff you experience, it shapes your character forever. and it gives you a sense of perspective on life that nothing else can. was that how you felt? >> well, yes. it taught me -- personally, it taught me that fighting, killing someone is the lowest form of human behavior. >> but do you feel that war is ever justified? >> well -- >> i mean, when the allies took on the nazis, when adolf hitler was trying to take over the world, and was clearly an evil man, is it not an imperative to defend yourselves against someone like him, with all the collateral damage that comes? >> that's a very difficult question. because i think we should have a society of highly educated, intelligent people that will think realistically about how to do things. when i said to you earlier that the lowest form of nature is to kill someone, the lowest form of humani