i don't know. >> i think you can hold your wrist that way, i think you can do that too. but-- i missed, i did. >> rose: you did. >> yeah. >> rose: do you have time for other things now? other than -- >> i do. i make-- i mean i have taken off from when i finished the bond film until now. i've taken all those months off. >> rose: so what did you do? >> oh, i had the most lovely time. just being with friends. being at home. >> rose: hanging out. >> hanging out. and now i'm going to start, do a film with steven fractures. >> rose: tell me about this, i read about that. >> that is called-- you like steven. >> i do, yes, love working with him. >> rose: what's there not to like. >> what is there not to like. >> rose: exactly. >> he gets quite grumpy now and again. >> rose: it's understood. >> yes. it is about a true story about somebody who is alive still who filamina lee who had this baby. >> rose: i know this story. >> about her lost child. >> rose: in search of her lost dhild. >> yes. she goes with-- who has been played by steve who has written a script with jeff pope. >> ros

you? >> yes, i did. >> i was going to ask you, i had kelsey grammer on the show and he bailed -- >> oh, my gosh. i'm dieing to know what happened. >> i'll tell you what happened. he was out there and i was given a set of questions and researched it and he was quite happy to talk about his ex-wife camille and then he was in the green room and actually saw a picture of him and her popping up in the open for the show and he saw a rehearsal of it, tried to get us to change it. there wasn't change, we had two minutes. opened with five different pictures. one with camille and saw this picture appear and him and his entourage left the building. >> what did you do? >> up the creek without a paddle. >> we carried on with the politics and i just kept teasing the fact he may or may not come back. luckily it was a huge ratings bonanza. he did better without being on air. did you ever have that. >> i've never had anyone bail on me once in the studio. i've had people be late in the studio and i bailed on them. >> anybody good. >> p. diddy was like 40 minutes late so i walked up to my office and said, ma

you got toys? iquare that with what's on your myspace website where you talk about jesus rocks and heroes, god. you need to know that i'm chris hansen with "dateline" and we're doing a story on adults who try to meet teens online. if there's anything else you'd like to tell us, we'd like to hear it. otherwise, you are obviously free to be on your way. as i'm finishing my conversation, i ask if there's anything else he'd like anybody to know. and he turns and says -- >> keep your genes in your jeans. >> your genes in the jeans? that's your advice? and it took me a few minutes to figure out what he was talking about, genes in your jeans, clever way of saying don't get yourself in one of these situations. >> get down on the ground! >> how did it go at the house today? i'm just curious. >> i pulled up in front of the house, like she had said to. i got out, and she was coming up at the door. i saw she had a wig on. i thought, this is odd. i had a little bit of suspicion before i even got there. >> did you

i don't even know you. >> well, i know you, because i eat your dreams for breakfast. [ laughter ] >> [ laughs ] >> here? you did it again, man. here, "late night with jimmy fallon?" that one took me a second, but i see where you're going with that one, too. >> jimmy: what? >> come on, here. here. here and now. now and later. later gator. gatorade. kool-aid. cool whip. whip my hair. bring it back to willow smith. will smith. "the fresh prince of bel air" supply. supply closet. "trapped in the closet." bring it back to r. kelly. kelly kapowski from "saved by the bell." belle and sebastian. sebastian the crab. "under the sea." cee lo. hi-c ecto cooler. bring it back to slimer from "ghostbusters." ghost hunters. "house hunters international." "national treasure 2: book of secrets." "secret world of alex mack." bring you back to "clarissa explains it all." "all that." "that 70s show." "showtime at the apollo." apolo ohno. apolo oh-yes. "yes, dear," the sitcom that used to be on cbs, the home of david letterman. letterman to leno, leno to conan, conan to fallon. "late night with jimmy fall

but can you say that about -- i agree with you. it is like, why are we in places where they hate us? >> i am here. >> you guys make your living on this, but what are the vital american interests? the whole notion of military interventionism and the unintended consequences that in my opinion have hundreds of millions of enemies to this country that wouldn't exist but for these military interventions? >> fair point? >> i am caught up on your idea of not showing up at parties. i haven't been to the hamptons since 1995. i get cooler every year. >> i was lying. i don't get invited to anything. >> tragic. >> this was a twitter moment. this is mitt romney's binder full of women. >> we took a concerted effort to find women who had backgrounds who could be qualified to be members of our cabinet. i went to a number of women's groups and said can you help us find folks? i found binders full of women. >> he could have said it better, right. but what he was saying is he hires a lot of women. >> that's a lie. that's an absolute lie. he was trying

you? >> yes, i did! ey grammer was on the show the other day and he bailed -- >> oh, my gosh, i'm dying to know what happened. >> i'll tell you what happened. he was out there and i was given a set of questions and i researched it he was quite happy to talk about his ex-wife camille. then he was in the greenroom and actually saw a picture of him and her popping up in the open to the show, and he saw a rehearsal of it, tried to get us to change it. there wasn't time. we were two minutes from airtime. we open up with five different pitches, one of them with him and camille. he was quite happy to talk about it. he saw the picture and, boom, gone, he and his entourage left the building. leaving me up the creek without the paddle. i just kept teasing he may or may not come back. that was a ratings bonanza. he did better that way. have you ever had anyone bail on you? >> not once they're in the studio. i've had people be late and i bail on them. i don't put up with that. >> anybody good? >> p. diddy was 40 minu

i didn't want to you think that i was thinking-- do you -- >> i think it's probably-- . >> rose: dow rich woman think of yourself as dickens. >> no, i really get that, i think it's a fair question. but i also think that i do genuinely think that if you are-- if are you sitting there thinking now who would i most like to be compared to, you are wasting your time. just get on and work. do the work. >> rose: yeah. but who are you writing for? >> my ideal reader has an open mind. and loves character, i suppose. >> rose: but when you are writing dow see like a movie. do you see this-- pretty soon i assume after harry potter you saw the character as exactly like the movie character for harry potter. >> interestingly-- no. >> rose: interesting? >> no, i didn't. >> rose: you never thought of him as -- >> with one exceptio exception-- exception this is what is interesting. i never saw dan or rupert or emma as my-- no, because hi lived with them so long i saw my characters in my head there was one exception and i have said this before, if anna lynch who played luna lovegood, i saw her. >> that

good to see you again. i missed you before. hey, guys. i missed you guys before. how you doing?ee you again. i want to thank my guests -- liam neeson, of course, lisa lampanelli and the gaslight anthem. tomorrow night, christina aguilera! but emmy winner jimmy fallon coming up next! jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i love y'all. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. what a great crowd already. wow, i'm lovin' it. we're gonna have fun tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, you guys. welcome to the show. here -- here's what people are talking about today. 7-eleven is hoping to predict this year's election by asking customers to buy blue coffee cups if they support obama, and red cups if they support rom

i love you! this is a very unique situation where i just had a connection with a student that i felt like really needed support. i mean, i also feel guilty, because i know there's lots of kids out there, and how do you pick and choose who to provide this much support for? (dance music playing) >> marco came in this year. we sat down and we completed his graduation plan together, and as we were looking at his transcript, i'm, like, "oh, marco, i don't know." it was pretty bleak. he just said, "ms. church, i want to graduate this year," and i said, "i want you to graduate as well." i said, "however, you know, right now i need for you to accomplish in one year what it takes most students to accomplish in two years." i am elated to say that through all of marco's hard work and his dedication, as well as commitment to get the job done, marco is now ready and able to graduate on time. >> on sunday, you need to be there at 3:00. that's when you are going to put on your cap and gown, get yourself together

you did it, buddy. i mean, you are. leader of the pack." >> "leader of the pack." you know, "dog whisperer" helped me to, you know, help relationships, you know, but this one is gonna really help me to save lives. in america, 4 to 5 million dogs die every year. around the world, 600 million. so, that's why i felt the need and my responsibility to do a show that is about rescuing, rehabilitating and rehoming dogs. >> jimmy: now, this is on nat geo wild. >> that's a nat geo wild show. >> jimmy: i actually wanted -- i just got a puppy, me and my wife. >> i heard, man. congratulations. >> jimmy: thank you. her name is gary. can i just introduce you to her? >> of course. we all want to meet gary. >> jimmy: yeah, where is she? >> i know, huh? [ audience aws ] oh, through the window. >> jimmy: thank you. this is my dog, gary. gary -- i love gary. gary, look, you're on tv. [ audience aws ] gary, sit. there you go. [ laughter ] >> there you go. >> jimmy: this is gary. she's a golden retriever. and she's really, really cute. i do

you can say i love you, i love you, i love you. > to the best of your ability in jail, that's the best way to go. ♪ i need you >> at the end of the day, that's all i got. that's really all i got, her and my mother. so emily, i love you. ♪ can't take my love away ♪ baby i'm yours i'm yours ♪ i'm yours i'm yours ♪ i'm yours >> i love you, baby girl. i love you. she says she didn't expect that one. she wasn't ready for that one. i told you, you did it, baby. i love you. >>> coming up, melanie reddy is back in jail. and robert sutton gets the visit he's longed for. >> will you marry me? >>> melanie reddy spent a month in the suffolk county jail, awaiting trial on a prostitution charge. the case was eventually dismissed. reddy has now returned to the streets of boston. but she knew her future was less than certain. >> i've done years. i've done months. i keep coming in and out because every time i use, this is my end result. >> the day she was released from jail, reddy was treated for a heroin overdose. three weeks later, she's back in t

did you know that? if i was going to tell you about something else, this dance evolved in the courts where kings and queens enjoyed the dance. she will tell you a little about this right now. i will be back. >> all right. our next scene is going to move us from story telling that took place during the hindu temples and india into the mogel time in india this come from hindu and western cultures brought together. when the mogels came from persia to north india they saw the story telling and thought it was a beautiful art form. they were not engaged with the story but saw the beauty in the footwork and hand movement. they brought the dancers into their courts. they were a form of entertainment. so, i want you to put your imagination caps on. we will go from the forest into a beautiful mogel palace. there are velvet carpets and peacocks walking around. there are beautiful paintings and everyone all of you, the audience have come to enjoy the court and the king sits on his thrown in the corner twirling his musta

i was just a prop, you know. being a kid on the movie set -- i figure, if i was a little kid, i'd just run around and just go crazy. >> yeah, yeah. i mean, you know, it was a lot of fun growing up on sets and all that. >> jimmy: is it big? did you get to run in to see other movies? or do you -- >> no, i mean -- well, you know, when i was 12, i was working on a television show and i was on a lot. you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, studios and all that. >> jimmy: studios lots, like ten other movies happening. >> yeah, i was a little bit of pain in the ass at that age. >> jimmy: you were? >> yeah, you know, i mean -- there's a lot of down time in between shooting. i mean, as you know. i would -- i like to steal golf carts. [ laughter ] that was, like, really fun. >> jimmy: isn't that nice? >> yeah, it's not nice at all. i told you, i was a pain in the ass as a kid. >> jimmy: what did you do, just steal them and cruise around? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. we just got really good at picking the locks in the golf carts and

i want you to-- yes, i know. you want me to stop talking about your corporation, but i-- no, no.you'd let me finish... i was going to invite you to talk about all the problems... at a meeting with my partners. what ? here's the address. can you be there by 5:00 tomorrow afternoon ? - i don't know. i have to help mr. brashov with-- - she'll be there. great. look forward to seeing you there. you know, doctor i've had this sore throat that's been bothering me. do you think you could take a quick look ? sorry. i'm not that kind of doctor. oh. what kind of doctor are you ? my specialty is backs, not throats. i'm a chiropractor. - is that where you twist people's bones around ? - something like that. - sorry i can't help. - but wait. maybe you could help my friend jess. he has a bad back and is too stubborn to see a doctor. i'll be glad to take a look. why don't you call my office and make an appointment-- what about now ? well, i suppose i could take a quick look, but i'd still like to see you in my office. this isn't the way i usually work. well, he is not your usual patient. hold on

cryin' ♪ ♪ now i feel like looking at you flyin' i want you back i want you back ♪ ♪ wa-want you, wantwant you back wa-want you, want you back uh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh i want you back i want you back wa-want you, want you back ♪ ♪ uh [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: there you go, cher lloyd! nice job. that was great. thank you so much. that was terrific. thank you, thank you. i want to thank my guests, bryan cranston, rebel wilson, of course, cher lloyd. tomorrow night, carol burnett will be here. but emmy winner jimmy fallon coming up right now, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: aw, thank you so much. i feel the love. i feel the love. what a great crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. that's a lot of love right there. thank you so much. [ che

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would they make you play house? >> i the doll. >> that's the standard game when it was time to play. i was sort of an american girl doll. and, yeah, i -- >> jimmy: did they have special clothing for you? >> oh, yeah, no, we had entire wardrobes of women's clothing for ezra. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> it was most of what we did. >> jimmy: they force you to put the clothes on? >> yeah, i would get full hair-dos, makeup. i put on a dress. >> jimmy: how old were you? >> they would take me out and show me off. do a lemonade stand, me as a girl and the neighbor would come, be like, i didn't know you had three daughters. i was an attractive girl. >> jimmy: i can see that. is that why you grew the mutton chops? >> i'm fighting it now. >> jimmy: no one confuses you now? and did you sell a lot of lemonade? >> yeah, i don't quite recall. i think it was more about showcasing their younger brother's femininity than selling the beverage. >> jimmy: you had a very interesting childhood. i found out you were an opera singer? >> well

thank you, guys. iand of course, the script. [ cheers and applause ] emmy winner, jimmy fallon, is next. have a great weekend, everybody. see you next week. ♪ >> good evening, gentlemen. it really is an honor to be here with both of you. i would like to begin with libya. [ phone rings ] >> hello? >> hello, mitt, it's barack. you watching the debate? [ light laughter ] >> no, i'm watching "breaking amish." should i flip over? [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, i think you're really going to want to see this. check out biden. >> it's in spite of their opposition -- >> oh, god. >> -- they've given 20 waivers to this sanction. >> what's he laughing about? [ light laughter ] >> i believe he just caught your running mate telling a lie. >> yep, that'll happen. [ laughter ] every time he opens his mouth and words come out, it just happens. [ light laughter ] >> hey, you know, we should play a drinking game where every time biden says "my friend" or paul ryan won't give specifics about your tax plan, we'll take a shot.

no, i can't let you do that. why not? social life. and no pressure, but it kind of lives and dies with you. hi, amy. can i talk to penny? a guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door? i wish i could tell 13-year-old me "it does get better." how did you know i was here? it's all over her facebook page. i'll take your stuff to the bedroom and clear out a drawer. thanks. no problem. try and keep it in your pants, okay? so, hi. what's up? i was wondering if you're free friday. they're having a totally '80s night at the greek. hall & oates, katrina and the waves and three-fifths of kajagoogoo. (chuckles): oh. gee, that's really sweet, but the thing is... aw, there's a thing. look, honey, i was really drunk and made a huge mistake last night. we should've never slept together. it's what ruins friendships. you can't ruin a friendship with sex. that's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. come here. just listen to me. i want to go back to the way we were before. you know, friends. no sprinkles. oh. all right.

>> why would i talk about you in my spare time. >> i hear you had some terrible breakup. >> i had anoyfriend for two years. >> how did that guy? >> it was fine. i was 21 to 23, so it was volatile like all of my relationships. >> i keep hearing reports that you may have rekindled things with your hotel yer x, andre. >> oh, i don't think so. >> no? >> i don't think so, no. >> you don't think so? >> i don't know about it. i'm single. >> you don't think you've got back together with somebody? >> i'm sing. >> you're resolutely saying -- >> i'm sing. >> so if men are watching this. >> yeah, i'm available. just calm me maybe. >> what i like about you is you're a shameless plagiarize. >> it's "50 shades of shar." i'm deciding for the subtitle. it's not a take justify i just wanted to rip off the title because it was like "50 shades of grey." >> i read the first couple of chapters and. >> i'm fairly conservative when it comes to sexuals can paids and i'm sure you would imagine differently and have several nights when you're in bed but i'm not interested in s&m at all. >> seriously? >> no. >>

you know what i am saying? sure. >> jimmy: on top of up all night and arrested development you will be on 30 rock too. that seems like too much to me? >> yeah, it does. >> jimmy: how are you going to do that? >> i don't know. i might take my own life. just put an end to all this hideousness. yeah, it is going to be kind of a crazy time. and "30 rock" in their last season. kind enough to ask me to come back and join them for one last hooray. such a fun gang. i have been the beneficiary for the last number years of having so, working for so many great writers, "arrest" and "up all night" and tina and ryan carlock. >> jimmy: favorite group? >> arrested development. >> jimmy: arrested development for sure. >> i'm kidding. >> jimmy: we all have our favorites. you love them all ookable equal. >> i do. i do. i do. >> jimmy: the damage has been done. take off your clothes that's all you can do. and "up all night" on thursday. will arnett, everybody! we'll be right back with chris elliott. go out tonight - be social! the

what did you do at tower video? >> iery short amount of time. >> jimmy: wow. so would you discipline employees? >> i let everybody have beers after work. you know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you -- did you have to, you know, it's funny because i think every video store employee thinks they'll be a rock star one day. you're the only one that actually did. >> i hired everybody else too. i hired people from the old lineup. i hired all my other friends. we had a great time for awhile. >> jimmy: i would think so and as manager, did you have to like -- did you have to scold people for being late? >> ah, a little. i was more lenient. i was more lenient. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: would you yell at people for not rewinding their vhs tapes? >> yeah, that was funny. >> jimmy: you notice this is a flier from -- was this your first band, rose? >> yeah, that was one -- not exactly. it was one of the first lineups. >> jimmy: i like that. living fast and they'll die young. see them now. who made this? did you guys mak

they didn't even know that was you. i very smart. critics are the best. yeah, they're great. actually, we have a clip of you in the movie "heartburn." here's a clip of a very young mamie gummer. here we go. >> you should say something to the folks back home, annie. >> da! >> what? >> da! >> da? a word?! oh, my god! ah, you can speak! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. it all started with "da." >> yeah. >> jimmy: and, so now i hear you have this new show. it's on the cw. i'm very excited about this show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i like it. a fun show. it's like -- i would say it's kind of like "ally mcbeal" meets "er." >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: right? how would you describe -- tell us. >> it is. it's not as -- every hospital, i guess, is very tense and -- but -- >> jimmy: it's not as medical as you'd say. like, it's more like -- it's almost like a -- a high school -- it's almost like -- well, basically it's you going back to high school. >> yeah, it's kinda high school redux. it's kinda -- it's about a woman who is

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i hope you have been well. >> have i been, actually. >> you have been well? >> yes, literally. >> literally well. >> i am happy for you. >> okay, well don't ask the question and not wait for a response. >> i was trying to be polite. >> maybe i was being defensive, i'm sorry for that too. >> what struck you most about the debate. you notice there were no women there. >> yes, that's unfortunate. our next goal is to have a black female president, but i thought you guys got served. it was nice to see the gloating after the first one. it was a huge slap in the face to us and it was like pow. he was funny and he was on, and he was black. it was amazing joy you mention he is black. is that why you like obama? is that your primary -- >> i think it is impressive that someone from that background could become president, and i think it is admiral. >> really? you think it is harder for him? >> it is a lot harder for him. if he was white he would not be as awesome in a lot of ways. >> that's good to know. that kind of makes you a racist. >> no, racist people are people who

loathe it. >> i will surprise you. ve things that break down stereo types. my whole life breaks down the stereo types of what people think conservatives should be. my shopping at whole foods and being a vegan for years and loving animals. >> you are a vegan and love animals? i thought you killed kittens. >> no. but i love that because you and i probably disagree on so much politically. but there is so much about you that if i were to prejudge you i would probably have it all wrong. it is a good message for kids. cheesy, yes. good message, yes. >> i am smelling a love connection. i am in the middle of some flames. >> who is the real winner here? those who haven't seen this commercial? >> it is like five saturday night live sketches and none as good as this. >> we showed way too much of that. that was a 10th of it. >> that was the best of it, and you saw what we saw. everyone here was like a lot of z's. >> i didn't like the players involved. i thought the message was fine. but if you really want to get real. if you really

don't you think i look like him? >> dana: maybe allen west will take you to dinner. >> greg: i would let him. >> eric: leave it there. preorder greg's book. great book. great guy, great writer. >> bob: have you read it? >> eric: tha >>> welcome to "red eye." tag, i have told you before, massage i oil is not for internal use. although i admit it was dark at the time. let's go to andyly view. let's coming up on tonight's show. >> a new ad shows the house minority leader and leading a zombie army. i am andy levy and i approve this message. and we will approve the debate and look at how they will handle the issues. and what happens when we send bill out to interview mick rerourke some. >> that's harsh. >> i don't think it is. >> i don't think you think it is either. >> i was being poe late. polite. >>> she is so hot she smis taken for a curling iron she was named after jill dobson. and in delaware he is considered a rest stop. it is bill schulz. and if hilarity was a new light bulb, i would screw him in a dark bathroom. n

>> ah, you know what? >> i can see you up there. >> i bet you can. can see you up there, too, buddy. i can see -- >> in fact, it looks like they could have left you behind. >> look at you now. yeah, you better be [ bleep ], because i'll step on your [ bleep ] foot. >> the spaceship has begun its ascent down sepulveda boulevard. that means that all the pigeons must clear out, otherwise they'll be harmed and they must come back tomorrow. so, that's the news here at space day, spaceship day. spaceship. >> jimmy: space shuttle. thank you, corey. give our best to the rest of the chewbacca family. that's corey, he plays chewbacca outside. hey, we have a good show for you tonight. honey boo boo and her mama june are here. we have music from josh turner. and we'll be right back with aziz ansari, so stick around. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] prepare yourself for the feeling of more water without using more water. with the unique wave pattern of delta h2okinetic technology. another way delta is more than just a shower. see what delta can do. new chocolatey deligh

i don't lie to my kids. >> [ laughing ] >> you hear me? i love you. i love you more. hough i've slacked and i'd be less of a man to not admit that through addictions, i did neglect them somewhat, but even in my neglectful states, i was always a great father. say a-b-c-d-e-f-g h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p i'll be damned if i let them grow up without a father like i did. i don't know who my daddy is, so if i was to ever meet him, i'd probably hit him in his mouth. dude's been making up songs. >> does he? >> he got one called "my money in my pocket." he goes... my money in my pocket money in my pocket >> narrator: while voltz strives to be a father to his children, he must also reconcile his relationship with deuce's mother. >> thank you for sending that money or giving them the money to send. >> check. >> raise it to me. >> i got me some hygiene products. i ain't ordered no food yet. tell him i love him. spider-man! all right. i got to go. >> money in his pocket. >> he got money and he ain't [bleep] me up. and one day, i heard him singing that. >> money in his pocket. >> trying to

you, andy. >> bill, terry, that does it for me. i love all of you except that guy in iowa. you. i don't like you. >> bill: the or is on. tonight: >> not hitting a home run but probably a grand slam. >> bill: as the presidential vote is less than two weeks away, tv journalists are stepping up their coverage. will it be fair? we will will tell you the political leanings of the anchor people who report on the campaigns. >> bill: you don't like him. >> i don't like him, no. >> bill: why? >> i think he is kind of smug and arrogant. >> comedian dl huely not a big fan of mitt romney's, but why? he will tell us in no uncertain terms. >> he has, to me, what seems to be a disdain for people that he can't relate to. >> but dennis miller loves governor romney and is campaigning for him. miller will assess the third debate tonight. >> he is a good man. >> bill: caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. president obama to win the election and when it comes to influence, it is the tv news operations that have it. newspapers mean little on the national level

i work in hollywood. >> you do? >> yes, and i was upset to hear about that. >> hollywood, florida. >> i was sad to hear about the break unof -- the break up of dorito. >> >> nice. >> that's great. >> that is really good. >> dorito is really good. that may bring them back together. they can't break up if they are dorito. >> there you go. >> is there that hope for us if they can't stay together? they were the perfect match. they were like bookends. >> thpg they were known as one of the solid couples couples in hollywood, and everybody respected the fact this they held this bond for 30 years. but every time i see a marriage in hollywood, i have to think, what is in it for their career. and every time i see somebody married this long and they are breaking up, their careers must be struggling and they are drawing attention to themselves. it is obviously effective. we are all talking about them. who knows if they are really breaking up. >> he is doing amazingly. >> he is on "always sunny in philadelphia." and producing mov

i was like -- >> jimmy: "i love you but i hate you. wait, what?" s very sweet. it's very sweet. >> but yeah, so i don't know where that side comes from. >> jimmy: well, this -- the storyline for this new season now is your -- your husband -- your ex-husband is kind of a stalker. but now he wants back in. >> that's right. >> jimmy: and you're like, "he's a creepy dude." so, there's a whole side, right? >> you know, the breakdown for the husband for kalinda was daniel craig from james bond. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah. well, he was just here. >> i know. >> jimmy: but he's bond. he, like, left through the roof. [ light laughter ] he just, like -- he came on through the ceiling. >> it's a very toxic relationship. >> jimmy: yeah. and do you know where it's going to go? >> it's going to go to a very dark and dangerous place. >> jimmy: [ gasps ] oh, you guys, this is what i'm talking about. >> and lots of naughty, naughty things. >> jimmy: naughty, naughty things. i love it. more from mom. here's archie panjabi in a clip from "the good wife." check it out. >>

♪ that you and i did first? d now you're doing them with her remember all the things ♪ ♪ that you and i did first? you got me, got me like this boy, you can say anything you wanna ♪ ♪ i don't give a -- no one else can have ya i want you back i want you back ♪ ♪ wa-want you, want you back uh i broke it off thinking you'd be cryin' ♪ ♪ now i feel like looking at you flyin' i want you back i want you back ♪ ♪ wa-want you, want you back uh ooh-ooh-ooh la la la la laaa ♪ ♪ i want you back i want you back wa-want you, want you back uh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh i want you back i want you back wa-want you, want you back ♪ ♪ uh [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: there you go! cher lloyd! nice job. that was great. thank you so much. that was terrific. thank you, thank you. i want to thank my guests, bryan cranston, rebel wilson, of course, cher lloyd. tomorrow night, carol burnett will be here. but emmy winner jimmy fallon coming up right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national

i play this? >> i'd love you. gn. >> jimmy: it's great because it is never too soon to start thinking about next year. >> i agreat with you. >> jimmy: this is the plan. >> eric stonestreet won another emmy. >> ty, ed, jesse, max, bill, i love you. >> if he really loves ty, ed, jesse, max and bill, he should marry them. but he won't. because eric stonestreet isn't gay. he just steals gay american jobs away from gay americans. >> i just want to share this with every actor out there who's got an audition tomorrow at 5:00 in santa monica. i went to every one of them. >> and he's a liar. >> you can stand up here in front of all you beautiful people. >> and an ass-kisser. eric stonestreet. actor. liar. ass-kisser. congratulations on your emmy, clown. >> i'm jesse tyler ferguson, and i approve this message. >> jimmy: i like it. it's aggressive. it's bold. [ cheers and applause ] i think you are going to get yourself a statue next year. jesse tyler ferguson, everyone. the fourth season of "modern family" premieres wednesda

nice to see you again. all right. i am an enormous fan. >> thank you. >> colbert: you are one of the best selling artists of all-time, 65 albums. 120 million albums sold worldwide, three grammys, a pulitzer, a nobel, everything. you have got a hit in each of the last six decades, number eight best selling male vocal artist of all times! bruce springsteen is number seven and neil diamond at number 9. how does that work? do you get to tell neil diamond what to do? >> he works for me. >> colbert: he works for you. neal, get my shoes. >> springsteen calls you and says, kenny bring my car around. >> i have to go get his car. >> colbert: now, you have got a new book called luck or something like it. >> yeah. >> colbert: a memoir. okay. worldwide crossover country, ultimate actor, five miniseries worked based on one song, the gambler alone, why going into a dying industry like publishing? especially the same week that my book america again -- you have got to get that. what do you mean luck or something like it? was your career

wish you have time to read the newspaper i give you and i hope to see many of you tomorrow. god bless all of you. and god bless our hero team [speaker not understood]. thank you. >> thank you. i think it's safe to say we'll all be celebrating tomorrow. next speaker. >>> good afternoon, supervisors. stop the [speaker not understood] for the public library. don't give money to the friends of the library. don't accept money from the friends of the library. privatization of our society not only destroys the public's assets, it destroys social values and the sense of shared community. as you know, the friends of the library made a commitment they would raise $16 million for furniture, fixtures and equipment for the branch libraries. at that time that was supposed to be 15.1% of the total bond expenditure. the friends of the library raised money with the cooperation of the library based on that premise. we now have figures from the department of public works which show that the funds have given just 3.6 million to the branch library project. the details show that of that same 8.6

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