i gave it to my barber cherry. let's hear you laugh and i was like ok i have a barber well he ate you know my hair i still call it a barber he's not my barber but you know we worked together over the years but. you know i was coming off of oh i may have been shooting flight great was a thank you which was a obviously a heavier kind of thing and i wanted to do something on the i wanted to add some fun you know to do something different and. and i thought this was the perfect opportunity with the perfect actor to take that take that ride with so it worked right away yeah it will really have we we've known each other but before that you know shooting obviously in and. you know it was easy wasn't any you know it's one of those things were either works or it doesn't and i think if you've known each other for thirty years they will kind of come across awkward and weird on film but you know just completely professional you know i've been able to asked and sell for a lot of advice both person personally and professionally he's got four k

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you? what can i do for you? am i keeping you from anything? >> guess what, mr. y found termites in my residence, they have to tent it up. >> oh, no. >> oh, yes. i need a place to crash a few days. >> how about air force one, you can circle the globe. >> mr. president -- >> i will clear it. >> you know a place that's big enough that i wouldn't get in the way, maybe close to work. perhaps as a butler in security detail already in place. nothing fancy, i am a simple plan. it could be a plain old white house. >> okay, arthur, you can say here. >> stay here? i didn't think of that. i didn't know that was a possibility. bernard! >> sorry. no one gave me the safe word. ♪ first family ♪ >> i've got two nerves and he's on my last one. make him stop! >> i tried already. it's your turn. [ snoring ] >> pigs can fly! >> it's lunchtime. let's get some pizza. >> it is 10:00 in the morning. >> it is prelunch. it is prunch. what do you want? i say we get two extra large. >> you think we need two? >> that's right, you're eating also. better make it three. thin or thick crust? >> t

would it make you nervous if i told you i liked you? i knew you'd be a good kisser. let's run away together. i hope this pain is not because of me. i am unwell but not insensitive. never insensitive. it's my fault. oh, no... this... ...is beyond our control. (crying) oh, i have done this to you. forgive me. (guard speaking serbo-croatian) what's he saying? professor: ah, we're coming into trieste. woman: at last. on with the motley, as they say. i have to get my bag. (groans) iris? what's wrong? iris? iris: oh, that soup. you... all this time, i was terrified the doctor would drug me and it was you! iris, please, i only did it for your own good. i'll be lucky to get out of this alive. iris, listen to me! i trusted you! iris... don't touch me! (lock rattling) iris! the doctor with the patient. where has he moved her, where is she? we arrive trieste. no, no. they've drugged me like they drugged her. do you understand? i sorry, i not really know english. iris! oh, i'm sorry. (panting) (eerie rumbling) (gasps) let's stop these silly games, shall we? (panicked gasping) he

while i have you here, i want to do this-- theater and film. hutrepidation about going into film because punlike theater where you began, they shot it out of order and all that stuff. did you get over that? did you figure out a way to do that in your mind that made it-- >> you are to think like a child. i think that's where having children helped. i remember being on set and he was reading a whole lot of russian novels between takes, and i thought how can he do that? because i have to be so focused on what it is i'm doing. because it's all out of sequence. somehow you have to have the ability in film to switch on absolutely and switch off absolutely. >> rose: so you have to remember sort of the narrative of the work if it's a film, the beginning, the middle, the end, and where-- but you values to keep in context where are you supposed to be at that moment in that narrative? >> yes, i mean, that's where-- say, for example, working on something like "blue jasmine" because the script was so impeccally structured even though there's not a lot of on-

mean you were a broadcaster i go back to baltimore with you know we go way back i didn't know i could act even in the color purple larry i had these i had taken the stanislaw ski acting books with me to bungalow in north carolina were shooting the color purple in one thousand nine hundred eighty five because i couldn't figure out i couldn't balance. acting with i knew instinctively that you've got to figure out a way to let that character be truthful but how do you do that if you're acting on the word act was handing me out and i wasn't sure i could do it because i'd been an orator before all through high school i grew up doing soup sojourner truth and fannie lou hamer speeches misappropriated and public speaking so i knew i could do that i knew i could do drama positions which is very different than acting going into the interior so i guess i really didn't know i could do it until that famous scene in the color purple where she comes to the cornfields and says you too hot to to be me all my life i had to fight i had to fight my uncles i had to fight my brothers that scene i had to fi

you think? >> i out, watch out, watch out. >> what is -- >> yo! >> what you doing, calvin? >> what are you doing? >> calvin, what's going on? >> shh! >> why are you here? i thought you were wanted. >> i need a new look. i want my hair braided. >> don't look at kiki. you know i can't grip that. >> well, can you dye it or something? i need a disguise. >> what's going on with you and the witness protection program? >> i haven't decided yet, but i don't want to leave my family, and i don't want to leave miranda. >> well, you know, speaking of family, c.j. told us what happened with your mom. is she okay? >> yeah. she's holding up. my dad took her to the hospital for her biopsy, and she'll be home later. >> well, you know, breast cancer runs in my family. >> really? your mom had it? >> mnh-mnh. my dad had it. >> whoa, whoa, whoa. wait a minute. men can get breast cancer? >> yeah, it's true. i mean, it's not as common as with women, but, yeah, they get it, too. >> [ speaking indistinctly ] >> anyways, calv

sorry, but i don't want you in here, i don't want you in the shop, i don't want you anywhere near me,kay? i still care about you, billy. oh, please, don't-- well, when i see you in the street, i feel like smilin', i don't want to go hidin' round corners. it don't make no sense. it's too hard! couldn't we be friends? if i can't be your husband, i don't wanna be anything to ya. ( door closes ) ( doorbell rings ) we expecting anyone? yeah, they wear funny hats, carry big sticks an' they don't like squatters. look, alfie, i know you're findin' this hard, but you made the right choice. if i had a choice, i'd rather be anywhere but here. anywhere! now, i know you tapped nana. how you done it, i don't know, but for the next few days you stay away from me. - fine. that's the way you want it? - yeah, it is. you boys seem to have made yourselves very comfortable. - johnny? - all right, jake? you know, it's a funny thing, but er... my key doesn't seem to fit my door any more. your key? this is your house, johnny? oh, yeah. it's all right, it's okay. you can stay for now. but don't think this is

i want to ask you something, and i just need you to tell me the truth. sure. ... did you ever... touch me? oh, jess. i'm... really sorry about that. you did? you remember? you were 16, and... no, no. not that one. when i was little. no. god, no. why would you think that? your cologne. you wear the same cologne as my father. your father? ( voice breaking ) that must have been how i did it. did what? let myself believe that it was you... and not him. oh, jess. i'm sorry. i-i guess that's why i came here. so i can put all this behind me. i tried to talk to her some more about it, but she wouldn't have any part of it. she took off, and that was it. did she give you any indication of where she might be headed? no. she called me a few weeks later. she asked me not to call her mother. how are you doing with hoffman's phone records? he said jessica came to see him last winter, right? yeah, then she called a couple weeks later. well, none of the calls from around that time are registered to jessica raab. try rebecca something. maybe she kept her name from the cult. no,

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i said well i really want to work for you so i will tell you what i will do, i will work for you for nothing if you will appoint me, for nothing. >> rose: right. >> and i said i know you don't have an empty office to put another deputy, but i am, i met your secretary and there is room in her office for another desk, if she didn't object. and that was my first job out of law school. no pay, and i put my desk in with the secretary. >> rose: how long before they started paying you and your own office. >> it was a while, it took a number of months. >> rose: would you rather have been a supreme court justice rather than a senator or -- >> oh, yes, clearly. i mean, that was an amazing experience to be on the supreme court. >> rose: i know. >> to have those very challenging issues that you are part of deciding and to be able to help craft opinions, that was a great, great privilege, it really was. >> >> rose: i love what you said, the great thing about being a supreme court justice is you get to do homework every day. >> i fold my son that about being a judge, i said my job because it descr

i mean, look at you all, wearing your robes. y when you're wearing a robe at 10 in the morning, it means you've given up. i'm here because i love new orleans. i was born and raised here, i spent my formative years here and like you, while i was living here i only did laundry six times. when i finished school, i was completely lost. and by school, i mean middle school, but i went ahead and finished high school anyway. and i, i really, i had no ambition; i didn't know what i wanted to do. i did everything from, i shucked oysters, i was a hostess, i was a bartender, i was a waitress, i painted houses, i sold vacuum cleaners, i had no idea. but my idea of success is different today. and as you grow you'll realize the definition of success changes, for many of you today success is being able to hold down 20 shots of tequila. for me the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and not to give into peer-pressure, to try to be something that you're not. to live your life as an honest and compassionate person,

$500,000, and i'm asking you to trust me after i told you i would trust you. >> turning over my entire--my child. >> for a week. >> my child. >> but for a week. >> but for a week. >> i'm babysitting for a week. >> i know. let me tell you the thought process behind the employees. you come in, not emotional. it's not your baby yet, and you say, "you know what? so-and-so might be better in a different position, and i don't know if we're ready for that position 'cause i might want to outsource that." >> it's a business, robin. >> of course it's a business, but these are people's livelihoods. >> so you either trust me or you don't, and if you can't do it for a week, i can't do the deal. hear me out for a second, okay? >> okay. >> for me to give you $500,000... >> mm-hmm. >> that trust has to be really earned over a course of a week. >> and when the week is over... >> mm-hmm. >> the keys are back to me? >> yes. >> okay. >> but at the end of the week, if you don't do what you say you're gonna do... >> mm-hmm. >> and you don't follow through, my $500,000 and me will both

i'll tell you what i wanna eat. me off your plate, and we walk outta here 6.99 richer. oh, boy. arthur, just let me pay for you. that's crazy! you're about to invest in a very expensive aquarium! it's ok, all right? i can take the hint. where's the waiter? douglas, i will not sit here and watch you spend like a madman just to impress me! see you at home. fine, fine, fine. look, we can share off my plate, all right? that's my boy. [sighs] all right, so... what do you want me to get first? just put whatever you want for yourself on one half of the plate, and the other half, load it up with beets! uh, dear? yes, mrs. hanley? i'm diabetic and i can't take any sugar. do you have any equal? oh, yes. it's right over there. oh, thank you so much. you're welcome. ! little carrie spooner. hi, mr. tepper. my, how the years fly by. it seems like only yesterday you were a gangly little kid, you know, with the pigtails and the braces. you remember that? worst years of my life. yes, i do. ha ha. and now look at you. you blossomed

hey, clariss, can i see stone phillips wig oh, great. do you mind if i pop it on you, actually? me handsome? yes, very much. you know, i used to be very rich. hello. oh, hi. sorry. i know you're wearing that as a joke, but it makes you look younger, and more confident, and i think you should consider it. [nervous laugh] can i see you in my office? yeah, hang on a second, actually. why did you bump jenna from conan? because if i have a choice between an international movie star, and a woman who does commercials for shoprite-- no, no, no. jenna doesn't do those commercianymore. she got fired. i don't do thesengs just to drive you crazy, lemon. i do them for the good of the show.

i-- you know what? i feel bloated, you know, very disgusting right now, and i just really feel if we went on a diet that... it would really do the trick. uh-huh. and is there a reason you keep saying "we"? yeah. it's-- it's just like, whee! we're on a diet! what do you think, i'm an idiot? hmm? if you want me to lose weight, why don't you just come out and say it? ok, look, i know it's ridiculous for me to be bringing this up. i mean, look at me. i look like i'm in my 12th trimester here, but... honey, maybe it is possible that over the last couple of years you have gained a few tiny, tiny pounds. it is so not a big deal, carrie. i mean... deacon's wife, whew! he said she gained, like, 15 pounds, so, by comparison, this is nothing. you talked to deacon about this? no. i would never do that. no. honey, i shouldn't have ever brought this up. i-i'm sorry. ah, it's--you're-- you're right. i... maybe i have put on a few pounds, but i will take it off. only if you're ok with it. i said i would. i will. ok. ok.

you? please. i have something to tell you. this is not something i wanted anyone to know on this train, but i feel in this situation i am forced to take you all into my confidence. my patient started with an ordinary attack of influenza, which very rapidly turned into a most vicious type of pneumonia. her respiratory system is compromised. she cannot breathe without oxygen. and this is not the only case i've seen in croatia. yes, there is news in england as well. you cannot be serious! i expect you are too young to remember the influenza of 1918, miss carr. on the contrary, i have cause to remember it very well. but i am not swayed by the doctor's lies. i would like to see the patient. wait a second... no! if you are willing to risk yourselves, then i suggest we go and see the patient. i'm sorry, i really don't see any other way. we have to take this seriously, miss carr. it is not only our lives you risk. the patient is the baroness's sister. you may be scared of the baroness, but i am not. i must apologize, your dinner will b

i got it all wrong. ll, you know, i tell you what.ngue] i'll give you a call. whoopie! shoom! oop! whoosh whoosh whoosh! unh! time! hey, how was coffee with stacy? hey. oh, it was great. you know, we caught up. talked about old times. sounds nice. mm, it was. mwah! hey, it's cool she stays here this weekend, right? you said yes? why? the hotel lost her reservation, and they couldn't find her another room. i felt like i couldn't say no. oh, sweetie, you're nna be married soon. "no" has to become your friend. you know, coffee was one thing, but sleeping on our couch is just weird. yes, it is. does he not get that? no, he was raised by hippies. he doesn't understand boundaries. well, tell him how you feel. you're right. i'll talk to him. i am sorry to take up your time. you clearly have your own stuff going on. is that outfit meant to scare off the company or-- these are my weigh-in clothes, nice and light. all right, showtime. i have lost... yeah! zero pounds. honey, nobody cares if you're an average male. this is not about checking off

thank you. i love you. i'm in, baby. this is awkward. truth be told, i don't know anyone named willy. i only made up the story to taunt you, and it obviously backfired on me. my apologies. that was a rough one. ice cream. cone? ice cream. chocolate, vanilla, scoop, dessert. da da da a da. ice cream. flavors, um, sundae, tom carvel, cookie-puss. come on! i need more here! ice creeeeam. i mean another word, doug. time's up! [laugh] what the hell was it? it was truck. ice cream truck. you know, good humor with the bell? it was a good clue. doug, you drive a truck for a living. how about, "what i drive for a living?" that would've been another way to go, yes. all right. what's the score? what's the score? ok. it's 18 for you guys and 19 for us. uh, 25 wins, so next round's for the money. whoa, whoa, whoa. where are we? let's just say you're well in third. yeah. well, that's ok. this is where we make our move. that's right, sweetie. all right. you ready there, rich? flip it. clock's tickin'. how about a clue, rich? say something. time! it was

you do this to me? he's my boss! how many times have i complained about him to you? no, i am not being dramatic, you are being crazy! - ♪ who wants a hot chocolate? ♪ - thank you. - [sighs] oh, so dwight gave me this wooden mallard as a gift, and i found a recording device in it. yes. so i think if i played it just right, i can get dwight to live out the plot of national treasure. - you need to be more upset about this. she's your mother too now. your mother is sleeping with michael scott. - andy, can i talk to you for a second? - sure thing, tuna boss. how may i be of service to you? - i am gonna need your advice. [plays opera music] ♪ i was thinking of getting this opera for dwight's birthday. what do you think? ♪ - this aria is a joke. - really? - what are you thinking? ♪ - i was gonna go with this one. - let me tell you something. if you respect him at all, you will get him something better. ♪ - bernard dog, what was that all about? - [chuckling] i know, right? - what were you guys talking about in there? - trust me, it would only make you mad. ♪ - due to a certai

will. >> you what? i thought we agreed. >> okay, will, she brought up some good points. >> she doesn't have a point. she's a little girl trying to make adult decisions. and you know her. she's gonna take advantage of this. >> will, you're gonna have to be more trusting. >> like i trusted you to take care of this? no. instead of standing by me, you took her side. >> will, this is not about taking sides. you know just as well as i do that you can talk to that girl until you're blue in the face, but she's still gonna do what she wants to do. >> makes two of you. you think washing your face is healthy. but if your skin feels tight and dry it could be a sign of damage. [ female announcer ] get a healthier clean with neutrogena® ultra gentle cleanser. unlike ordinary cleansers that can over-penetrate and damage skin's healthy barrier our breakthrough formula cleans gently without the damage, yet removes dirt, oil, even eye makeup. so clean really is healthy. [ female announcer ] ultra gentle cleanser. neutrogen

i want you to know that i love you and i'm proud of you. that's a good thing that you gave up and don't worry about it. we all go through something in life. no, you don't want that. you're going to be okay. i thought the same thing. i tried to commit suicide last year after my husband left me. but look at me now, i'm still working and everything is okay. >> it seems that really connected with him. your willingness to share personal details of your life made an impact on him. >> by that time he had called one of his family members and he was talking to them and then they were telling him some things and things like that, what was going on. to i knew that -- i knew how he felt. i had been in that situation. i had been in that devastating moment when all of the things happened to me. so i knew that could have been my story. but because of god's grace and mercy, it wasn't. and i knew that i could help somebody. god sent people, my pastor and people and friends and family in my path to help me through. i knew at that point in time that he needed

if you wish to comment, please make a request form so i know who you are. >> i apologize. >> you kept it in your pocket? >> my name is chris wright, i'm the executive direct or of the jobs and association of the largest private sector employer, i want to take this opportunity to subjecting that we all take a closer look, a careful look on what we have before us, this is the program that was advertised to san franciscans months ago or years ago, this is a program that is worth supporting. as an organization that represents some of the city's largest rate payers, we have been following this, i do not recognize what's being proposed, a program that opts in k*us yeses that will cost customers more than what was suggested months ago, and that is arguably dirtier than what we had, i'm also not confident of the jobs forecasts made by the san francisco puc staff, since those are based on projected work which is financed through the clutch and future revenue that is far from guaranteed, in fact, the commercial -- just looking back, the relatively independent report that was done by the city co

you. bye. that i loved him? mm-hmm. do you? no! i said "doug," and the "i love you" just slipped out right behind it. so call him back. i can't. he was calling me from the plane. well, it's noisy in there, you know. maybe he didn't hearou or understand what you said. well, what if he did? then love him the best you can. what's up? ah, nothin' much. just fillin' out my application to become a big brother. really? yeah, yeah. i'm gonna be a big bro. have a little bro. do bro stuff. all right. i guess i rubbed off on you a little, huh? yeah, a little. well, welcome to the ranks. thanks. "douglas s. heffernan." what's your middle name? steven. huh. what's yours? john. hmm. whoa. they want you to commit to once a week for a year? yeah, at's a normal thing. wow. can't i take this kid out for a test drive? throw him up on the lift, make sure he's not rusty underneath. kiddin', man. i'm kiddin'. you know it's a serious commitment, right? yeah, i know. what, you think i don't know that? well, it's just you gotta follow through with this. i m

i know. but, yousleep. [ full house theme song ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what happened on that show? >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know. all right. here we go. one last one. here, this one's from heather holmes. "hey, jimmy, i'm a huge fan of both justin timberlake music and barbershop quartets, but i've never seen them combined. any way you could make that happen?" [ cheers and applause ] that's a good suggestion, heather. you guys think we can do it? [ cheers and applause ] higgins -- >> steve: ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever combining the harmony of a barbershop quartet with justin timberlake's music, please welcome the ragtime gals! [ cheers and applause ] [ harmonica tone ] ♪ we're bringing sexy back we're bringing sexy back bringing sexy back bringing sexy back ♪ ♪ i'm bringing sexy back [ cheers and applause ] them other boys don't know how to act ♪ ♪ don't know how to act i think you're special what's behind your back ♪ ♪ so turn around and i'll pick up the slack take it to t

son, you have my word, i am not gay. you promise? i promise. all right, i believe you. but i am a woman trapped in a man's body. and while i'm in quahog, i plan to have a sex-change operation. oh, come on. just be gay. (knocking) hey, guys, you got a minute? hey, what's up, buddy? it's, um, it's about my dad. he... he wants to have a sex-change operation whoa! i knew he was gay. i didn't think he was that gay. no, no, peter, he's not gay. he's a woman stuck in a man's body. yeah, gay. it's totally different! sounds the same. well, it's not! okay, so he wants to be a woman so he can be a lesbian? no, he'd date men. gay. gay. yeah, gay. okay, this is not the help i came over here for. well, look, let's just all agree that he's odd, huh? (laughs) he has an appointment friday with dr. hartman to have the procedure, and he wants me to go with him. i-i just, i don't know if i can handle that. well, i'm sure your friend peter would be happy to come along for moral support. all right, but look, here's the deal: anything he lops off, we get to bring home for brian. that's very gr

i hate! ha! >> dance! >> you a jerk! i know. you a -- no. ah, this too hard. >> what? >> what? >> that wasn't -- >> that's not even a movie! . >>> what's up, guys. i am jay lethal. >> and i am roderick strong. >> and you are watching the special 100th episode of ring of honor television. >> that's right, today we will be watching a few of the top matches in ring of honor tv smith so sit back, relax and listen to what we have to say about each of these matches. >> you don't want to miss any of this. the 100th episode of ring of honor television starts now. ♪ ♪ >> oh! unbelievable! oh! come on! soaring and scoring! soaring and scoring! ♪ ♪ >> so, jay, the first match features you getting a tv title shot against the infamous el generico in episode two. >> that's right, roddy. i remember this match like it was yesterday, and at that point in time, i am going to go on record to say it was my toughest match to date. >> well, let's take a look. jay lethal with el generico for the tv title. >> this promises to be a barn burner. >> this will shape up -- >> looky here.

let's turn the tables, you went to duke university. >> yes, i did. >> and you were premed. >> rose: i was. >> and you were in law. >> rose: yes. >> and you segued into journalism. >> rose: i did. >> so no whereon's path is lin, linar. i think the landscape, the educational landscape has changed so profoundly, you know, in the last 40 years. i mean, even since i was at university. >> rose: how so? >> well, the sense of-- the idea of-- if i could-- i could start off in an arts degree, an arts economic degree, and then think i'll transfer to architecture or pick up some architecture units and try that out for a moment. maybe the american system does allow you to have a few different majors and combine but you've got to get through the door in the first place. when i started at university it was just when they were introducing high school educational phase and of course that's gone up. and there are very few people who ever reach the cusp -- >> rose: i'll tell you what's interesting now about education is they're about ready to hit another zone in terms of online education. that's number

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i don't like it when you got to work. o you like ur job, mommy? i like that i found something that i'm good at. you know, it's real important in life that you find something that you're good at. she always had to go away. i used to think she went to work to get away from me. i know what it's like to as a kid, marisa. but that's not what your mother did. now, i'm gonna find out whoever took her away from you. i was in mortgages till the subprime thing blew up. never thought i'd find another business that would tank as bad as americacars, but i did. cars, caskets-- still dinging them on e way out, huh, frank? your line of work-- should the bereaved ever need a referral. you were the numbers guy at steed motors back in the '80s? numbers stunk. that's why i got out. see, and we thought it was 'cause of that burglary '81. you saying i robbed the place? well, probably made the boss money on that insurance claim-- win-win. donna figure it out, too? all those calls of yours she transferred? that what this is about-- donna d'amico?

he said, i dare you to prove god. i dare you! see, i'm an irish boy.he only reason we're still in iraq is they didn't send the irish folks. you put irishmen in -- that was an invitation to me. i like -- i'm a fighter by nature. if you to want fight, we're starting a day late, let's go. it's in me. and he says, i dare you to prove god. and i stood, shake, and this is why i stood. now, mind you my income that year was $2,263. i lived in a house that my father bought for $150. not a month, the whole house, he bought the whole house for $150. that's what i'm living in. my bedroom suit costs $35. i intout from brother stanley, one of my daddy's rich folks. he said i had a year to bring in a faith promise, a year to trust god. he said, i dare you to do it. i'd never heard that. but i wanted more than $2200 a year. now, this message is not for everybody. if you've got dreams and goals and plans, this is for you. if you've got dreams of doing great things for god and accomplishing things, this is for you. but if $8 excites you and $10 is a big raise, this is n

was i talking to you? here. sit. now, rest your mouth. i can take care of this. you gonna be ok? i don't know. i guess so. well, why don't you go wait in the car? i'll bring you some goobers. marie, if the kids come down, don't give them any candy now, 'cause they didn't eat their dinner. i saw the meat loaf pan in the sink. i'm sure they did the best they could. [doorbell rings] what the hell was that? doorbell. you always had that? amy. hi. hi, amy. marie. hi. boy. is robert here yet? no, he's not here yet. you look fantastic. look at those shoes. that's very sexy. they're killing me. but see how tiny my feet look? raymond: where you been? let's go. hi, robert. ow, ow, ow, ow. how was your first day back? it was ok. is that what you're wearing to dinner, robert? yeah, what the hell, man? i don't feel like going out tonight. why? what's wrong? nothing. a person doesn't want to eat, he doesn't have to eat. that's not true. but i thought we were gonna celebrate tonight. i bought very uncomfortable shoes. you know, i really don't need this kind of pressure right now. robert, what's

would it make you nervous if i told you i liked you? i knew you'd be a good kisser. let's run away together. i hope this pain is not because of me. i am unwell but not insensitive. never insensitive. it's my fault. oh, no... this... ...is beyond our control. (crying) oh, i have done this to you. forgive me. (guard speaking serbo-croatian) what's he saying? professor: ah, we're coming into trieste. woman: at last. on with the motley, as they say. i have to get my bag. (groans) iris? what's wrong? iris? iris: oh, that soup. you... all this time, i was terrified the doctor would drug me and it was you! iris, please, i only did it for your own good. i'll be lucky to get out of this alive. iris, listen to me! i trusted you! iris... don't touch me! (lock rattling) iris! the doctor with the patient. where has he moved her, where is she? we arrive trieste. no, no. they've drugged me like they drugged her. do you understand? i sorry, i not really know english. iris! oh, i'm sorry. (panting) (eerie rumbling) (gasps) let's stop these silly games, shall we? (panicked gasping) he

i google you you google. i mean yeah you're a child of the internet but you got to be careful to be careful google googling yourself because there's a lot of haters so give called the hater net lottery because really yeah that's because it's kind of like a place where you know people it's almost like a dark alley sometimes the internet you know there's a lot of anonymous people that want to you know kind of jump out with their you know with their strange a pimp unease about who they think you are or what they know so i tell performers do not google yourself google other people you admire and read the crap about them and you'll feel better about yourself do you handle criticism well i think so i think because i've been so. interwoven with my fans and fans will really tell you like it is if they're disappointed in something and they feel so close to you they're not afraid to say like what was that why did you what made you want to do that so if you're answering directly to the fans then i think that keeps you on

you want to know why i gave up mia? i'll tell you why i gave up mia. i gave her up for you. me? yeah. yeah, for you. she wanted you to move out so we'd have the house to ourselves, but i said no way. i am not throwing my brother out on the street. wow. what a loving gesture. oh, bite me. and you know what you did? you married candy and moved out anyway. so if you want to know why i let the best thing that ever happened to me get away, it's so the worst thing that could ever happen to me would have a place to live. oh. (mimics): oh. i guess it all worked out for the best, huh? how do you figure? well, think about it. if mia had been living here when candy kicked me out and i came back... would've been a very awkward situation. oh! alan: charlie? huh? oh. yeah. awkward. ♪ men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪ ♪ah. ♪ men. ♪ and you know what i walked out with? [ slurps ] [ dad ] a new passat. [ dad ] 0% apr. 60 months. done and done. [ dad ] in that driveway, is a german-engineered piece of awesome. that i got for 0% apr. good one, dad. thank you, dalton. [ male announcer ]

you okay? what do i say to him after all these years? you say, "hello, dad. i missed you." no. no, i can't say that. why did he leave just like that? it was my fault. i drove him crazy. he said that. no. then how do you know? i-i-i know. i-i just know. mr. monk, you can't blame yourself. you wanna bet? julie, okay, be nice, okay? remember what we talked about? mr. monk's brother's ill. he's agoraphobic. i know. he never leaves his house. he left once. once in 34 years. at least he left. well, the house was on fire. i had to drag him out. [knocks on door] adrian. you talked to him? i told you he'd be back. he's in town on a business trip. he said he'd be here at 8:00 sharp. you gave up. but i never gave up. i never gave up. nev-- are you trick-or-treating? no. no. this is natalie, my new assistant. you spoke on the phone. enchanter de vous rencontrer. i'm ambrose monk, adrian's brother. ambrose monk. yes, i know. very nice to meet you, ambrose. yes. uh... this is my daughter, julie. i like your costume. you're a cardiologist. i'm a doctor. no. you're a cardiologist. you see, that

thank you. what i do is have you guys understand what i think is the single biggest reason that the place loses money today. i want to actually make an arrangement. this simple exercise that i'm asking hank and the team to do isn't complicated. i want them to take a typical arrangement and break it down into parts and pieces so we know what we're selling the product for and how much each piece costs. this is the thing that will help us go from the red to the black in one month. >> marcus has a good reputation as far as a businessman, but i don't know that he necessarily knows the flower business. so that's yet to be seen. >> somebody called in a $75 order. >> well, i'm do--this is 85. >> 85, okay. >> it's an actual order. >> so there's two things that go into this arrangement--raw materials and labor. how much is the bowl? >> ten. >> how much is your time? >> 15 minutes. >> 15 minutes at 20 bucks is how much? >> $5. >> so now we're up to $15. okay, keep going. how much are the hydrangea? >> the hydrang

i know where you will be. i know where you could be. i know where i don't want you to be. i'll counsel you with my eye upon you. why? we're claiming his promise. this is what he said i want you to do. then of course you know proverbs 3:5 and 6 trust in the lord with all your heart. not half heart. trust in the lord with all your heart. don't lean to your own understanding. who is doing the directing? don't lean to your own understanding. seek his guidance, wait for him. listen to him. he said, i'll make your path straight. i'll make it clearer. there are two promises of god for direction in our life whatever he challenges us to do. now, you think, everybody in here has a different life plan. every single one of us. god has a plan for his life, her life, they're not the same. but in the eyes of god, because he loves every single one of us equally, god has a plan for each one of us. and he's personally involved in seeing that that plan is fulfilled. he knows the tragedy in a person's life when it's not fulfilled. he knows the joy in watching it become fulfilled. and he wants

you do that? >> does he have to dance? >> i prefer if he's not a dancer, you want someone from another field, that you can talk about not just the cha cha cha. rhythm is important. rhythm is important. [ laughter ] >> you're writing a book. >> yes. i've been talking to my girlfriend after every relationship that didn't work out, and asking where did i go wrong, i want to put that in a book, those are the lessons that hopefully make us better. >> give him a lesson. >> well, i think for the most part, women are very good at believing their own stories in life. you know, we want the perfect relationship, and we start building it in our head, and then by the time i'm done with my fairy tale, it's perfect. >> it never messes up. >> no. >> and the reality is different. i think we have to be honest with ourselves, first and fore more. >> foremost. >> foremost. thank you. >> i think that's probably right. but you have to be honest with yourself from the giddy up, i mean every day. you have to know who you are, so when you see the guy,

i did this word about are you a sex object. i look back in the day my wife thinks i'm six minutes quit is really crazy when you're on stage oh so you get a lot cuter girls a pair if i didn't do comedy it's power no but when you're on stage all year for a condensor washington you know what i'm talking about i had a girl hit on me one time right in front of my wife and she got pissed and she's like you know what i'm going go to the bus i'm like you better go to the bus this is really good she was mad i mean it takes balls for you to hit on already and it's in a dead bang. you travel on a bus right you go by bus. yeah we tried let's do busses re-add i don't want to but i'm not like the us i loved your white plains not a big flying i do if i have to but i'm not a big fan of ok we would like to play a game called if you only knew what first girl you kissed first girl i kiss actually kister and i loved her it seemed out of the first girl the whole thing was the first girl always she was a lot older than me they called him cougars now

i think. you have been even here in new york. and as tell with that many times in my life through it i guess you know it's just because your mind that we have with it is so so far we have to still go you know. to move that equation forward it's a process of being able to see t. t. heal right now to act like it's not really the movie deals or the civil rights movement it isn't continuum it's not dealing with the civil rights movement as a piece of history it's dealing with the civil rights movement as a current piece of of life you know living history because the fact is that they started with an ideal that they were reaching towards that ideal has not been met yet for any one for you for me you know to be able to live in a society that people have certain rights in a legal rights is more luther king said the promissary note here was a promissory note given that we would be able to have equal rights of freedom and the right to pursue a good life you know i mean and so we're still pursuing that prom

my father worked on the next farm to you. i used to see you when i was young. but you wouldn't remember me. no, really? yes. i remember one occasion, especially-- perhaps, i oughtn't to mention that. oh, no. please tell it just this once. no. i really couldn't. not now. some other time, perhaps? some other time means never. is it so dangerous to tell it now? it's not dangerous. i'd rather not. i think christine must have fallen asleep in there. charming wife she'll make. does she snore too? she doesn't do that. but she talks in her sleep. how do you know? i've heard her. why don't you sit? i wouldn't permit myself to do that in your presence. but if i order you to. well, i shall obey. then, sit. no, wait. can you give me something to drink first? i'm not sure what we have in the ice cabinet. only beer, i think. what do you mean, only beer? my tastes are very simple. i prefer it to wine. [music] thank you. won't you have something yourself? i'm not much of a beer drinker but, of course if madam insists. insists? surely you know that a gentleman should never allow

but i can tell you this. think i have a great business, because even though it's like this, i went from zero to 2 million somehow. >> sharla, i understand that. but this business is only as big as you will allow it to be. i came here because i believe that we can take this business from $2 million to $10 million very quickly. you have to get a website, and you have to get it up and running and you have to be able to fulfill orders. and i believe that there's an opportunity to grow the disney business, and the best way to do that is to get a retail storefront inside of disney, because what you have in that particular case of disney is built-in traffic. >> absolutely. >> in order to take your business to a national brand, you have to control the money and then control the inventory. but more importantly, you have to have a single focus on one product. you should become known as the popcorn lady. if sharla wants to be profitable, she's got to get out of other things, like crepes and funnel cakes. and she can't be

i love you. all right. i love you, too. drive safely. bye. ♪ there's no business likehow business ♪ ♪ like no business i know ♪ put on a tie. hot dog! [born to be wild by steppenwolf playing] whoo! atlantic city! ha ha! city of the atlantic! ¡ciudad atlanticano! hey, let me use your phone so i can tell kelly. whoa, whoa! what are you gonna say? that we're going to atlantic city. you can't say that. she'll tell carrie. they talk all the time. so i have to lie to my wife just because you lied to yours? it's pronounced "burmhaven." all righty... let's beat the living crap out of this place. here we go. whoa! hold up. hold on a second. listen, i just cashed a check, and i don't wanna lose more than $200. hold the rest of my money. sure. you know how i am, so even if i beg, don't give it to me. ok. i mean it, deke. i might get ugly. i could mention your mother. don't take the bait. don't mention my mother. fair enough. let's gamble. oh, yeah. that's our table. granny gon' be sweet. hey, how's everybody doing? oh, just fine. all right. hey ther

you want me to get down on one knee and beg you? - i want to hit you. - what? - i want to hit you. i'll do that. - [laughs] okay. what? i don't-- are you kidding? - no. are you kidding? - ye--no. i don't-- all right, come on. i'll take off my jacket and tense my stomach, and you just... - no, i don't think i can hit you in the office. - okay. - so we'll do it after work. - hmm? - in the parking lot. in front of everyone. i'm gonna hit you as hard as i can. - okay. [knock on door] - hey. - hi. quick question. - yeah. - are you scared? - never. about what? a little. what are you talking about? - we heard about the punch. - what punch? - pam. she's gonna punch the crap out of your face after work. - i'm pretty sure we said "slap." - no, it's a punch. and pam has that crazy pregnancy strength now. - i'm getting concerned that you don't seem to understand what's going to happen. do you? - uh...i'm good. - all right, see you there. [knock on glass] - hey. - hey. do you and pam ever get frisky? - inappropriate. - i mean, do you ever wrestle with each other? - all the time. - really? is she

like you, i like you ♪ i like you just the way you are ♪ you can rself! - be myself? - yes! you're a very special owl! - i am? - yes. there is no other owl like you. so what would o the owl like to do? - hmm... can i think about it? - sure. daniel, are you ready for your turn? - yes! - ♪ hi, daniel tiger how do you do? ♪ ♪ show us something special that you can do ♪ - something i like to do is... sing! ♪ my name is daniel tiger ♪ and i like my friends ♪ just the way they are i'm daniel! (cheering) - thank you, thank you, thank you very much! did you see me singing on stage? it was so much fun! it would be really fun to be a singing star and sing on a real big stage! for lots and lots of people! hey, do you want to make believe with me? let's make believe that i was putting on a big singing show! ♪ my name is daniel tiger - ♪ daniel tiger - ♪ and i like my friends - he likes his friends ♪ - ♪ just the way they are - just the way we are ♪ - ♪ i'm daniel - he's daniel ♪ - ♪ daniel tiger - daniel tiger ♪ - ♪ and i like my tigey ♪ right by my side - righ