i think it's really authentic, and for me, i been-- you know-- if i don't-- i've had-- i-- i-- when i grew up, i had idols, you know, when-- in the arts. the arts saved my life when i was a kid. the family was really dysfunctional. and-- and so if i saw a movie as a kid and i couldn't believe how great it was, i-- maybe i didn't understand the art form. like, let's say i-- when i was 12 or-- i saw dr. strangelove. i would sit after the movie was over-- maybe i didn't-- i obviously didn't get the total understanding of-- of the-- the-- the russians and this, and the cold war and all. but i knew i saw something so spectacular that, in my head, something like that, a bar was set. but then i got older and i went to college, and i saw the-- and then the new wave of films came in, with-- with truffaut and godard. and then i saw cassavetes movies, and then i would listen to miles davis and hendrix. then i heard lenny bruce and-- and then became friends, and saw richard pryor. i went, these-- this-- these bars, and that's just-- it's just, you know, one-- a few names. i said, "if i ever go on

i was depressed when i left. i was happy and upbeat when i got back. >> so, you want to do another trip for me? what about next week? >> i just didn't have time. i was acting a lot. i definitely want to keep this opportunity open. so i encouraged this trip to my friends, my family. >> hey, rai! how you doing, buddy? >> i introduced my brother. >> hey, peter. >> fancy making a trip for me? >> yeah, that would be great. >> good. i like that. >> now in the ninth day of his captivity here in pakistan. his whereabouts -- >> hey. >> my brother calls me up and says i'm not going. >> peter won't go. >> you need to get your brother to do it. you recommended your brother. you vouched for him. and now it's just going to cost me a lot of money. >> peter won't do it. >> you are putting me in a bad place, erik. >> i'm not a pushover at all, but i definitely don't like to let people down. >> okay. >> i took his place. >> i'll do it. i'll go. >> believe me, erik, you'll have a great time. >> if i knew then what i know now, i wou

i said i do not know what that is. i am just singing it like i feel it. but i must have heard it.ee lewis says i was born with what i got. sir tom: were you influenced by presley then? sir tom: definitely. when rock 'n roll came, elvis was doing what i was doing basically. you know, he was just like reassuring may. charlie: where did "delilah" come from? sir tom: "delilah" came from a man named les reed. i had been friendly with him. he did the arrangement on the green green grass of home. he took it from the country. bom bom bom town ♪ d home so les has been a friend of mine for a long time. i was looking for a new song he came up with "delilah." charlie: roll tape. here it is. >> ♪ my my my, delilah why why why, delilah? i could see that you are no good for me but i was lost like a slave that no man could free ♪ charlie: how many undergarments did you get thrown at you for "delilah"? sir tom: quite a few. charlie: what you get from the sheer sense of saying to the world that this is one of the sex symbols of our time? main sex symbols. sir tom: the initial thing with the underwe

i wish i could drop down. i can't really. i had a lost falls. here. don't worry.now that man., he is not a stranger. do you like frozen? pressure is on. no pressure. no one is looking. nailed it. thank you. appreciate it, bud. [applause] >> thank you so much. i don't want to hold nobody up, ian. [applause] anybody else? yes, sir. >> [inaudible]. els -- still here, correct? any pain or issues. >> that is the thing. he asked if i had any pains from phantom him pain which people suffer from. i'm second person in the nation to go through ketemine coma. they pup many you through ketemine for five days straight. that is crazy like pcp, crazy ha louis again. set my nerves to where my arm ends instead trying to find my feet and hands. fortunately a lot of guys to get put on ketemine to reset the brain. i've been off my medication, dr. prescribed, this guy has to be medicated. no. i've been off of medication. six months i quit taking all medication, oxy, lyrica, i'm fortunate not to have any pain. i'm thankful. [applause] thank you. don't be bash if you recall -- bashful.

he said, i just met you, can you do it in eight days? i said, i can. i went away. had a business in south america. i went to south america. i came back eight days later and i sat in the airport, having had someone send a message to the intermediary, and i waited for hours hoping to get the tap on the shoulder and say come with me so that i could go back. now, meanwhile, it was not a surprise to me that i wasn't going to get that tap on the shoulder because, by this time, the actions being taken by the military had been made public. so i knew they were very much on the run, as you say. >> rose: he no longer had time to see you? >> or didn't have access to communications or they were going dark because they assumed they were being traced. i don't know. >> rose: where are those comiewcommunications today? >> communications. >> rose: the people you were communicating. with if i were you, i would really want to know. -- i would really want to know where their head was, what they thought, why they thought he was captured. >> i think it's a fair assumption that nobody dow

i-i have a few things i need to do for my grandfather. can -- can i call you? >> luca: this is a pressing matter which needs to be addressed. >> noah: okay. yeah, sure. what' s up? >> luca: my wife' s been pulling a disappearing act. she was gone until late last night and then left early this morning. would you know what that' s about? >> victor: very difficult for me to believe that you aided my grandson out of the goodness of what' s your real motive? >> marisa: i didn' t take a check the first time you offered it, victor. as i' ve told you before, i only want what' s best for noah. believe me or not, but that is the truth. >> victor: you know what i believe? that you' re playing a very, very dangerous game. you' re married to luca santori. s a jealous peacock. when he finds out what noah has done, if he finds out what you' ve done to help him, he will not only try to ruin noah' s life, but yours, as well. >> marisa: i won' t let that happen. >> victor: how can you prevent that from happening? you' re married to one man, holding on to the other. you know what

i know what you were thinking. >> i am a respectful person when i like somebody and i like sarah a lot.

i was definitely a late bloomer and i really didn't come in to my own until i was in my 20s, and i think dancing definitely gave me the opportunity to ex-floor and to grow into the person that i don't think i could be without it. i never would have become this person without ballet. but at that time all i wanted to do was dance. i was being told that, well, by my mother firsthand that she wanted me to be home, which made complete sense. i've given you three years to live with your teacher, get the training you needed, and now you need to be back home. then i was hearing from my teacher that if you leave now you may not dance again. i don't know if that's the priority within your family situation, your mother is a single parent. you know, just trying to survive, keeping kids off the streets, being schooled and fed, and i was being pulled between these two worlds and one that i was becoming accustomed, the ballet world and the thought of tha losing that was death. it was the first time that i had an identity, and i felt special and the thought of losing that was terrifying. so to be 15 yea

i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know i know [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! hey! fantastic. oh, my gosh. shawn mendes, camila cabello! catch shawn performing on the people's choice awards this wednesday night. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to sylvester stallone, john stamos, shawn mendes, camila cabello, and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ phone ringing ] >> this is a collect call from a staff member at 30 rockefeller center. >> yeah, seth? >> seth: yeah? >> yeah, you got to come back, you know? >> seth: i've only been out two weeks. >> yeah. >> seth: two weeks i've been gone. >> yeah, well, they want you to come back now. >> seth: they want? >> nbc, you know? you got to come back. they don't -- >> seth: i got to come back? >> they don't got no more

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and even though i got so, i got, even though i got sober, i got more grateful, i got more spiritual,ld, in my later years. still, when i hear, "ladies and gentlemen, richard lewis," and my goal is to make people laugh. first of all, i'm not entirely, not depressed a lot of the time, either, by the w, lemme just, i don't wanna paint this rosy picture. but it's much rosier than being near death on crystal meth, let's put it that way. >> but you write in the book, you've got one that says, "happiness is overrated. there's nothing to fear but life itself. " >> well, because life has dealt me a lotta bad blows. nothing close to, majority of the world. and what bugs me is that when people say, "hey, hey, you hang out with the stones. "or, "yeah you were," you know, i used to work for the clintons a lot when he was running, and, and gore, and, "you're in the white house, and how can you be..." " i go, "hey, hey, hey, time out, man. you know, i suffer from depression. i have obsessive-compulsive disorder. " i work my butt off, you know, for the, i, i have no children, so it's all th, my art,

i think i just got an "f" from you. this is overheard. - [evan] mary lynn, welcome. - [mary lynn] hi. - [both] nice to see you. - very nice to meet you. so, i'm catching you now as you're out on tour doing stand-up, which you do a fair amount of these days. - yes. thank you for catching me. - [evan] well, happy to catch you. - everybody coming here at the last minute... - [evan] thank you for being caught. - [mary lynn] it's exciting. - [evan] good to have you. - many of us know you through the front door as an actress. we know you from 24 or some of the other stuff you've done. you've been a comedian for a long time. do you self-define these days as a comedian who acts or as an actress who does stand-up? - it's hard to say at this point. i don't really know. - maybe there's no one or the other, it's both. - yeah, i kind of change once i get on the road. last time...i just got into austin, so things haven't gotten too crazy yet. last night was pretty mellow, but i was just in atlanta, and when i landed, i called my husb

i guess i -- his head -- i hit him. i don't know.just died. >> though wallace received sanctions within the prison for fighting, he was never criminally charged for the man's death. >> i would assume that the d.a. deemed it was self-defense. there was no weapons involved, any of that kind of stuff. he was 37. i was 20. >> but it looks pretty bad. i can imagine looking at it, it's pretty bad. >> coming up -- >> i was wishing on a star that america would have -- >> the judge issues gregory gadlin his sentence. >>> life without the possibility of parole, usually the court deputies call over and let us know, hey, this person just received a significant sentence. maybe you should keep an eye on him. we'll talk to the inmate when they get back. >> 24 hours earlier, deputy gaiman received just such a call. it was regarding gregory gadlin, who received his sentence on 16 counts of robbery under california's three strikes law. >> i knew it was going to be bad. i was wishing on a star that america could have feeled me all the way home, but, na

i go, "i know but i liked it. let's go." so i got her up there, i proposed and then i was afraid -- i don't know why it was this thing, i thought i was side. so i grabbed the ring back and gave it back to her when we got [ laughter ] i was just worried i would lose the ring, like, it would fall off the side. you're not gonna find it. empire state build >> it's in new york gonna find it. >> jimmy: this is l >> i know. but that's wher "sleepless in they sh by, you know, somewhere flatter. [ laughte >> jimmy: you just g renting other movies. but i mean you're happily married. you got four great kids, ri >> they the show. they said, "they're going to boo at you, dad, they're going to boo at you when you wa out." [ audience aws ] and it didn't happen. that's good. >> jimmy: they don't boo anybody. [ cheers and applause ] they can. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: they can if you want them to. i mean, we -- > anybody. but now they can't watch the show tonight because segment was kind of -- the question thing. [ laughter ] i mean there was

the only thing i know i felt empowered by is i know i felt empowered by making $400 in four hours. i found that highly, highly empowering. but in terms of my work, i loved it sometimes. i hated it other times. sometimes it was just really physically awkward (laugh) and kind of silly. sometimes i liked the community of women around it, even if the work itself was something that i really, really could've taken or left. but it's something i'm very grateful that i did. i really do believe that people who spend their entire lives being, like, prototypical good boys and girls and working in offices and going to nice schools and being patted on the head by authority are the least interesting people in the world. >> did it affect your later work as a professional artist and illustrator? >> absolutely. >> positively or negatively? >> i think very positively. i mean, it affected my reception slightly negatively at the start. but in terms of my actual work which is the important thing i mean, it taught me so much 'cause once you've worked on the other side of your field, the side of your fiel

i am kidding. i promise i am kidding. i keep looking everybody and i think when i finish i will dismiss you and all and eat pizza. thank you for crowding into jeff's pizza place in ames. we are just a few days away from the caucuses. i am grateful to have friends from around the country who came to show support. folks like andre bower. someone who spent his career as lieutenant governor primarily helping and working on policies for seniors and very committeded and dedicated to the task. a true public sufshervant. later you will meet the secretary of state from alabama. we brought all of these southern boys up here and introduced them to what snow looks like. we have been living in it in january. i used to laugh at people in the north when i would hear on television they would say some person has had a heart attack shoveling snow. and i thought why would you shovel snow? it will melt tomorrow. we thought people out there shoveling snow, and why would they do that. i realized it doesn't go away the next day up here. one of

i mean, i don't know. look, i don't know how your wife is. but if i forget to tell my wife i'm going to play poker or something. >> jimmy: climbing mt. everest. >> that is not good. it's not good. >> jimmy: but, you've been married, you've been married a a long time now, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: how long? >> 28, 28 years. >> jimmy: 28 years. that's good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> long time. how much, foy you? >> jimmy: eight years. >> eight years. >> jimmy: eight years for me, yeah. >> okay, so you're not probably at the point where i'm at. [ light laughter ] i'm at, here's where i am. here's where we are in the marriage. because in the beginning, it's, in the beginning, it's kind of like you i do no wrong. in the beginning of a a relationship, in the beginning of a marriage. we have crossed over to you can do no right. you can do no right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can do no right. >> i just accept it. it's the way it is. she was watching a movie in our house with my sister in law. they were watching a movie. i wasn't wat

>> i don't- i didn't want to change i just, i have to. because if i go outside and i do the same thing i might rob the wrong person and get myself killed or- i'm robbing the wrong person, they pull out a gun and i shoot them first. so, if i go out and do the same thing i'll either be dead within a week or in prison for the rest of my life so... >> since then... mequite has added group counseling from a certified therapist. once a week, it's one-on-one. >> what are some other factors that might help us to add to that epiphany? >> j. paul taylor didn't fully implement cambiar until a year ago. it's success is still measured in kids like keith who finally reaches his mom. >> thank you sir. sup mom?... how are you doing? oh i know i ain't even trippin' like those kids can't bring me down. alright, so... alright well, i don't want to go over before i get in trouble. alright i love you too. bye. >> then suddenly, i see another side of keith... when ...out of nowhere... he tries to start a fight. he's the guy with the pink cast in this surveilla

sam: i know that i am awesome and i know that alexa is awesome.ink i'm angry, but i'm not an angry person. i'm determined and i'm aggressive. lemonis: i'm starting to get a little confused, because while we're all trying to figure out how to improve the caramel, she's sort of giving me these warning signals as if i'm doing something wrong. and i'm seeing a side of her that i kind of don't like. sam: we hand-swirl the caramel. pete: what would happen if we streamed it? i mean, if it's a disaster, all we're out is a little bit of sugar. marshmallow, unfortunately, takes about six hours to set up, but you're gonna get an idea of how that would taste. ♪ dede: i really like it. pete: yes! lemonis: i love your marshmallow, but i love his caramel. and i think those two things coming together is a good combination. all right, my man. thank you for coming, pete. pete: thank you. lemonis: the fact that we ended with a good product should be proof to them that taking your time and collaborating with other people and having multiple ideas usually ends up with

instead of saying, "no," i do this. i turn and i snap, "am i acting like they won? [ laughter ] does this look like somebody who is celebrating a big victory? [ laughter ] what kind of social cues are taking from me?" [ applause ] and this is the kind of thing my wife and her family have to put up with me all the time. i'm such an ass [ bleep ] that a bad thing happened to me and then i immediately walked into the kitchen to become a victim. and i'm like, "it was bad enough they lost, but then you asking me. you now have ruined my evening." so then i went in the other room and i'm sitting there, and my wife and i are expecting our first child, which is very exciting, and -- thank you. [ cheers and applause ] and i started thinking, you know, am i going to do this to am i going to make them care about sports the way my dad made me care about sports? is this going to be a thing that i put in their life, and they'll have to always know that on any happy based on something completely impractical? [ light laughter ] then almost immediately i started thinking, "oh, i shou

i don't know -- but i don't know why i won't [ bleep ] go because i can't live on my own. if i [ bleep ] leave and go somewhere else i know it's going to be the [ bleep ] same, just different town. >> danielle is facing the hard fact that she isn't going to come up with the money she will need so that she can stay another month at the hotel. anxious about the prospects of living on the streets, danielle has been trying to get ahold of a guy she met named roy who offered her his couch for a few days. >> hello. hello. who is this? hi, roy. how are you? okay. well, you're going to like help me out on the 12th, right? no, i didn't. i'm not with him. i'm not with him. he is not my boyfriend. he is with somebody else. i'm sorry. bye. i met this guy at a trolley stop, dude. at first i was kind of like, okay, why is an old man talking to me, but i told him like what the hell happened, and he [ bleep ] was like, well, you know, he's like trying to help me but for some reason i don't want it because i'm just afraid they are going to leave me anyways. >> the situation with roy sounds

she hates him. - i know, i know.if i wind up doing this, she can't know that it's coming from him, but i don't want to lie to my partner. ah, it's kind of a special case. i mean, i don't think lying is bad when you're helping somebody get rich. or if you're having sex with a woman and you call her by the wrong name, but then say, "i think that's what we should name our daughter." you know what, though? maybe you're right. if jordan gets rich off this thing, of course she'll forgive me. i just gotta keep the lie going until then. listen, if it were me, i would just create some fake guy - that she can't ever meet. - all right, that's good. that's good, but why couldn't she ever meet him? he's a billionaire... germophobic recluse. that's ridiculous. really? can you come up with something better? i can come up with 100 different things that are better thanhat. that's right. he's a billionaire, germophobic recluse. - that's crazy. - well, yes, yes, but the good news is he wants to fund a boatload of our clinics. we're gon

max: no, i can't -- i can't say that i feel guilty at all. am a big believer in working almost to the absolute exhaustion every day. i am a big believer in pushing yourself, getting more than -- out of yourself, out of your team, than you think or they think they can do. as far as my skills are concerned, what i know how to do, people i know how to inspire and engage, it's all here. emily: how does being an immigrant impact what you do and how you live your life? max: it shapes everything. it's a -- i think it's a secret advantage. silicon valley has always been built by the hands of immigrants in a big way, in part because we come here with nothing to lose. we know that if we don't do it, no one else will give it to us. we work hard. we are used to discrimination, so we cast a wider net when we look for people to collaborate with, people to hire, people to -- to bring in. we don't take anything for granted. emily: do you feel you've been discriminated against? here? max: no. never. i feel like i've -- everything i have, i owe to the fact tha

i don't need them. i like it here. i want to do all my time.e me, i don't want nothing for free. you know what i'm saying? i can do it. now that's gangsta. you know what i'm saying? that's gangsta. >> many inmates choose not to take parole because they truly know that they cannot make it going back to their communities underneath the standards and guidelines that parole gives them. inmates would rather wrap up their sentence here, walk out the door, knowing they don't have somebody else watching over them. >> if i take parole, i could pick up a charge out there, now i have do parole time and do that. you let me go, whatever happens, whatever happens, it's my choice. i would rather just wrap it up. >> there is also significant benefit to corey remaining in jail. he receives psychiatric treatment and medication for mental illness. his condition has stabilized considerably. though he still maintains a near lifelong relationship with this imaginary companion, jimmy takes the form of a pitbull head. >> jimmy always around. jimmy. >> jimmy, jimmy. >>

i don't want to go to jail. >> i can't help you. >> i know i [ bleep ] up. >> he kept saying he didn'to back to prison. this is not the way to do it. >> you have a family you are saying. >> yes, sir. >> so why are you doing this? >> i don't know. >> he got himself in a bad situation that he didn't know how to get out. >> the man is so consumed with not having to return the jail, he tells deputy rivera he's ready to do something drastic. >> he knew in the back of his mind that no matter what i could do, he wasn't going to be able to just go home. really didn't have a way out. >> how about this? i drive home, i put one in my head. >> no, i don't want you to do that. don't do this. put the gun down, you and i can talk about this, i don't want you to do this. >> he wanted me to make this thing go away. he wanted me to have never done the traffic stop. he wanted me to make sure he could go home to his family. i also wanted this to end. >> do not do this. put the gun down. you and i can talk about this. >> i'm going to jail about this. >> i don't want you to kill yourself. i wanted him to un

but i got -- i covered a lot of not in that -- well, actually -- i was -- i would kiss people, but i -- so i wasn't like slutty. i would make out with a lot of people but i boent wouldn't do -- i would, you know -- you know, if i really liked someone i would -- i would just never have -- well, a couple of times -- have sex, but never go all wait. >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> which is -- >> jimmy: which is? what? >> all the way. meaning -- which is anal. [ laughter ] [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: that is all the way. i wonder if we'll have to bleep that, i don't even know. >> do you have to bleep anal? twice. you just missed something at home, if that was bleeped, i don't know. >> but no, i had -- you know. i had fun. and i dated a bunch of actors. which is not that fun. >> jimmy: no good? >> they're very self-involved. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> and i was very excited to meet judd because he's a writer. >> jimmy: right. >> and he, you know, noticed that i was there. so that was nice. >> jimmy: although now judd himself, he's doing a lot of standup comedy. >> right. >> jimmy: he's really put h

i said, why is all the stuff that i like here? i thought i was being set up. that show did not go well. i still hear about that show. >> jimmy: for real? >> i post about it. yeah, i'll be in phoenix and somebody like, don't mess it up and that was a special experience! nobody else gets that show. >> jimmy: that's true. >> yeah! that's a unique show! one of one it's right there! me drunk, it was great. so sweaty. >> jimmy: very good to see you, i'm happy for for you. >> thanks. >> jimmy: watching the netflix special. "comedy camisado" premieres one week from tomorrow on netflix. hannibal buress, everybody! and we'll return with music from tory lanez. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel presented by samsung. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank ewan mcgregor, hannibal buress and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first making his late-night television tory lanez! just keepin' it honest you wouldn't want a young -- if i wasn't whippin this foreign tha

i feel very comfortable and confident that i can get it turned. >> i believe that. i know that. and i expect to get that done. >> but how. >> it is a process. it is a lot of work to it and no question about that. i just say let's see how that goes. let's talk about this a month or two months, three months, four months from now and see where we are. >> hue, can you answer this question and this information came out since we last talked to you. you took a year to go around and and baseball teams and the thunder. why did you do that? what have you learned about your organization after talking to their organizations as far as how you wanted to turn this thing around? >> i think we stated on a lot of cases there's a learning curve to being an owner. we talked to a lot of nfl former nfl people, individuals who retired, many of whom you are familiar with. but not a lot of nfl teams want to tell you how they do things because it is competitive and we talked to baseball and basketball teams and the current theme from every single one of them was a lineman. you need everybody aligned. we,

i mean i relate to them, i love those people, i, those are my people, i love those people, i love the policemen, i love the firemen, for whatever reason, it is strange, i mean -- >> dickerson: you don't ride three buses and -- >> no, po. >> dickerson: second job. >> i have, i have the ultimate and now it is a 757, actually, when i think of it, but somehow i always had great relationships with the workers. i work with them. i used to work during the summer building houses in brooklyn and queens. i mean i just worked with them. these are incredible people. they have been hurt very badly. the middle income people in our country have been hurt very badly, that's why i am doing a big tax cut for them. >> person sanders says he can appeal to some of your voters and make a pitch to them. >> would you make a pitch to bernie sanders? >> i think i will appeal to them. one thing, to a certain degree on his trade, we are getting horribly beaten in trade the difference is i will make great trade deals he is not capable of doing it, he is incapable of doing it and, you know, he just won't be able t

i don't know spanish, i don't know french, but i contact look at spanish and french words and say, i see what they're going for. >> jimmy: right. maybe guess. when i look at japanese? i just think, oh, that's a ladder. sideways ladder. that's all i got. please bring me the english menu. countries in asia? >> i went to dubai. >> jimmy: wow. >> united arab emirates. >> how did you wind up there? >> they said, here's a bag of money, do you want to do standup in dubai? and i said, sure, yeah. that is the right amount of money. >> jimmy: what was that like? >> it went well, man. it went well. it's very rich people. it's a lot of money. they waste money on stuff in dubai. i got pitched. i was walking through a mall, some dude casually said, you want to buy an apartment that's but not even a hard sell. he was just like, as i walked by, if i would buy on it a whim. like, sure, i'll get that $2 million underwater apartment. that's real. >> jimmy: intentionally under water? >> yeah, under water. >> jimmy: people live in them? >> i think they live in them two months out of the year and rent it

>> i don't know. i honestly don't know. clip like one you showed when i was a kid seems like a transmission from a planet i wanted to live on. you know, obviously 69 is young to die, but i think the fact that his life was as amazing as it was in everything he gave the world. i think we can celebrate that. >> like these think pieces, you saw him and you thought well now that speaks to me. >> yeah. >> that's what i think -- that's what i'm talking about. as an artist, i went to see him at the fog burrow stadium, the patriot stadium. there were tens of thousand of people there and everybody thought david bowie was talking just to them. that was the greatness of bowie, right? >> definitely. i thought when he was singing "little drummer boy" with bing crosby he was singing to me. >> even in that wonderful moment with bing crosby you can see bing crosby from a different world and different generation appreciate the musician ship of david bowie when they are doing the duet. >> that's artist re. bringing up the gaga, her with tony

mike: i would. good i draw one? i forgot to include this one. i really likes it. -- liked it. i am so disorganized. i am finding old cartoons israel -- -- is real --. i drew rumsfeld, and condoleezza rice with a weird smile. w is here with a bushy eyebrow. cheney has the glasses and a big forehead. pointy nose. a weird thing. i threw them -- i drew them and the caption was mount rush to war. [applause] "draw something". >> i am not going to do that. come "draw something" else -- come draw something else. mike, come "draw something". mary come you come up and do something. >> i think it is fun to see people drawing. >> bush is always fun. he is always fun. he was fun to do because -- let me see. i loved his nose. we were talking earlier about why things develop as... -- as they do. as far as caricatures. can you hear me? i think what it is -- give me another sheet of paper. i think what it is -- >> here. >> i think what it is, the longer a person comes in, you picked certain things. like many of us did bush's years -- ears. i saw that he had -- i loved his nose. his nostrils go

i was like, did i -- have i -- have i been up three times? two times? i'm not sure. maybe -- i couldn't remember. >> jimmy: that's what happens. >> one teaspoon? a whole thing? so i'm just -- i took another big sip. because i thought, this isn't working at all. next thing i know it's like 18 hours later. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> i slept great. and the whole bottle was like -- it was a teeny bit left inn the morning. >> jimim: oh, no. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sounds like it works. >> it works. >> jimmy: do you keep using that to get to sleep? >> so -- yes. it's helpful. and if i -- you know. sometimes i like to sleep during the day. like naps. so i'll take a little bit during the day. or if i have to go to sleep later in the night, i'll take it like befefe i go to a concert at 6:00 p.m. >> jimmy: i see. >> because i have to sleep later in the night. does a great job, i like it. >> jimmy: you must be fun at pta meetings. all right, we' going to take a quick break. when we come back we'll talk about your new movie. leslie mann is with us, everybody, we'll be right

what i said i miss you, i mean it i tried not to feel it but i can't get you t of my head and i want you to miss me when i'm not around you i know that you're in town why won't you come around to the spot that we met i'm not the type of girl for you and i'm not going to pretend i'm the type of girl and i break all the rules for you break my heart and start again i'm not the type of girl you call more than a friend i'll make time for you time for you ooh i'll make time for you time for you ooh [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: fantasic, great job. >> thanks. >> seth: carly rae jepsen everyone. don't miss carly as pink lady frenchy in "grease: live"

what i said i miss you, i mean it i tried not to feel it but i can't get you out of my head and i want you to miss me when i'm not around you i know that you're in town why won't you come around to the spot that we met i'm not the type of girl for you you call more than a friend and i break all the rules for you break my heart and start again i'm not the type of girl you call more than a friend i'll make time for you time for you ooh i'll make time for you time for you ooh [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: fantasic, great job. >> thanks. >> seth: carly rae jepsen everyone. don't miss carly as pink lady frenchy in "grease: live" sunday, january 31st on fox. we'll be right back. since 1961, pearle vision has provided the neighborhood with expert eye care. that was dr. stanley pearle's vision and we still proudly carry on his legacy. today, doctors like detect diabetes. because we care for you... and your eyes. this is genuine eye care, in your neighborhood.

i say, no. [ laughter ] he said, "tu sabes i am sam?" i say, no. so then i start naming my favorite movies i've seen to see if sean penn was in those. [ laughter ] >> seth: sure, yeah. >> right? so i say, was he in "space jams?" [ laughter ] he say no. i say "los hangovers?" [ laughter ] no. i say how about "star war: episode i the phantom menace?" [ laughter ] he say, no. so then my lawyer goes back to naming sean penn movies. he say, "did you 'see mystic river?'" ay yay yay, i say, no! [ laughter ] he say, you see "milk?" >> seth: okay, sorry -- just real quick, i'm sorry to cut you off. how long did this back and forth with you and your lawyer go? >> about two or three hours. [ laughter ] >> seth: now another thing i read is that you -- the reason interested in making a movie about your life, is that true? >> si. si. i have an idea for animated kids' movie based on my life. [ laughter ] and i play the voice of a bunny rabbit. [ laughter ] >> seth: really? >> it's called el hopo. >> seth: el hopo. that's a good name. i will say, that sounds cute.

i love you i trust you and i don't want nobody else i need you and i want you and i gotta have you to myself standing here waiting and the clock is ticking i got a lot to say 'cause i think you cheating 'cause your girl approached me yesterday and she told me she was with you the other day and she's having your baby but i walked away i didn't wanna believe it but she walked back up with another reason she handed me a letter by you and this is what it said it said i love you i trust you and i don't want nobody else i need you and i want you and i gotta have you to myself i love you i trust you and i don't want nobody else i need you and i want you and i gotta have you to myself you tried to play me as your fool but the game played 'cause when the tables turned your lies made us through and all the love in the world can't change the pain 'cause in the back of my head your words still remain new as i stand here and look in the mirror i see a reflection appear of the person that i once knew and used to be it's 2:00 in the morning and your words are still running through my head the last t

dance floor i got all i need no i ain't got cash no i ain't got cash but i got you baby baby i don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight i love cheap thrills baby i don't need dollar bills i love cheap thrills but i don't need no money as long as i can feel the beat i don't need no money as long as i keep dancing come on come on turn the radio on it's saturday and i won't be long gotta paint my nails put my high heels on it's saturday and i won't be long til i hit the dance floor hit the dance floor i got all i need no i ain't got cash i ain't got cash but i got you baby baby i don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight i love cheap thrills baby i don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight i don't need no money as long as i can feel the beat i don't need no money as long as i keep dancing i love cheap thrills i love cheap thrills i don't need no money as long as i can feel the beat i don't need no money as long as i keep dancing baby i don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight i love cheap thrills baby i don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight i don't need no money as long

i find that if i write fiction, i can create many of the same scenarios i had in real life with some of the same people i dealt with in real life and tell the truth about an issue without harming anybody. now, that may be an easy way out to say you should have been writing about what you did at the pentagon, but the things i did at the pentagon, they're in most of my books. so i've achieved my mission of having a little bit of fun, because i want to tell truth always about an issue. i want to make it, however, entertaining. so things like graham greene, it's an entertainment. and so i try to take real issues and make hem, and tell them in a way that's entertaining. and i think i may have exceeded my 20 minutes here, but as you can see, senators have no time limits. [laughter] although they should. and i'd like to point out i served in both the house and the senate. in the house you have a five minute rule. and if you exceed the phi minute rule -- five minute rule, someone can say point of order, and then it's incumbent on you to say, mr. speaker, i ask unanimous consent that i be all

i knew what i done when i done it. i knew the heinous nature of what i done. can still to this day remember nearly every blood spot that was in that house. i can remember the wallpaper, the way the bodies were laid. i can remember nearly everything that happened that night. >> blanchard has served a little more than one year of a 195-year sentence, but his facial tattoos will forever commemorate both his crime, triple murder, and the moniker the local media gave him, kokomo slayer. >> it's telling you that's what i've done. that's who i am. that's what i'm about. yes. >> blanchard tracked down his former girlfriend, jessica berg, her mother and her mother's boyfriend when they traveled to kokomo, indiana, to attend a funeral for jessica's grandmother. blanchard broke into the house they were staying in, hid inside until they came home and got ready for bed then stabbed all three to death with a butcher's knife. >> a friend of jessica's told me that she had an abortion, and that's what prone my anger, my hatred. i mean that's my child that was killed. i'm not e

you can't say that. >> i can't say that. i can't say that. i did. i did. geez louise. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you can't say, "geez louise" either. >> it's really funny. with alexa, she came up to me and said, "it's weird to have a a famous actor as a father." i'm like, "yeah, i know. it's a lot to live up to." she said "no, i didn't say a a good actor. "a famous one-note actor that beats that move to death all the time." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on, now. i did, by the way, love that you came out and did that with a total straight face. if you rewind on your tivo's, watch how funny that was. >> that's an episode of a selfish dancer. when me and my wife go to weddings, my wife calls me a a selfish dancer. we did a whole episode of "dr. ken" about that. because -- >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> because whenever i go to -- whenever i'm dancing, i'm not a a good couples dancer. i'm, like, the guy -- this was back in the day when i wasn't in show business. i'm, like, the guy in the center of that, and, like, a a lot of us are just in the middle of that