and i am going to do wlafr i can, i am 60 years old, i left i was 18 years old, and i am 60 years old now, so i don't know if i have 18 years left on this side, but whatever i have left i am going to dedicate to krim gnat justi natural justice and g to get reforms. >> thank you. >> next speaker? >> good afternoon i supervisor mar and farrell, and so happy to be here and let me start off to say that i am really just impressed with the level of leaders that have come up to the mic and it is a testament to our city and what what with he have done, my name is jose bernal. like many first generation immigrant families, my family settled in the tender loin, that is where i grew up and although, half of my childhood was spent, going from couch to couch and floor to floor, i always tell the people that i grew up are privileged and when i say that, because my month thoer is the most living and i am if here she never gave up on me. even when i wore the orange jump suit, she is the reason that i am here. a big reason i am a survivor of violence, i went to the galel high school and i remember one

i don't -- i don't -- i don't like this music. i don't -- i don't -- >> mable! >> i got to get the hell out of here. my ho coming out. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> bottom half. halloween," opens everywhere october 21st. we'll be right back with abigail spencer. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ?? my mother passed 2003, but she always told me i don't care if you turn out to be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. sometimes i call the house, just to hear her voice. answering machine: hi, leave a message after the beep. (beep) hey mom, this is larry. i just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. love you. alexa, ask 1-800 flowers to order tina roses. ok. alexa, ask uber for a ride. ok. (tic tac rattling) (thump, thump, thump, thump) (crash) (crumbling) ?? tic tac freshmints. a whole lot of flavor in a little mint. tic tac. go little. (tic tacs rattling) i'm lucky to get through a shift without a disaster. my bargain detergent couldn't keep up. so, i switched to tide pods. they'r

so even though i had the financial resources, i i was limited in the things i could do.i still couldn't drive with a valid drivers license and i couldn't have a credit card or invest my own money even though i was working in the financial industry with investments and i couldn't apply those things to my own personal life because of my immigration status, so as you said, there was this contradiction in my life and in some ways it kept me grounded and in other ways, they were just can't stand reminders that i wasn't part of the fabric and makeup of the country and i couldn't contribute fully as i wanted to. >> host: then you have the circumstances of your father die in you and your grandmother and you were not able to go home and see them or go to their funeral would be with them i defending t days because the fact that you're not having status in the united states made it impossible to come back and you would have had to abandon it was at this point a successful possible future. so you then ultimately meet somebody come and get married, that person is an american citizen

i love my wife. i love my son. but there's a small part of me that knows i could be cleaning impossible is not in my vocabulary. neither is othuranialoliga -- [ laughter ] i just. in fact i probably just butchered that pronunciation. i'm a bitch. i'm a lover. i'm a child. i'm a mother. i'm a sinner. i'm a saint. i do not feel ashamed. i'm your hell. i'm your dream. no you know you wouldn't want it any other way. i walk like a king. i talk like a prince. and in college, i looked like donald trump's long lost son. those are private photos. i am knowledge. except connect to the wifi in my own office. it's weird, it's not like normal wifi. it changes, like every month and there are like three different networks. i have to have the i.t. guy aj come by and fix it at least once a week. and it's definitely not just me. it's everyone in the office. i mean we've been in these offices for almost three years and work for a huge media company. and they can't have an easy-to-use wifi network. i bet steve harvey doesn't have to d

i love you, i love you, i love you. don't hang up, don't hang --" and then it's like, "well, -- you." >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> and then of course that's when a song like "in the air tonight" comes out. there's obviously a lot of anger in there. >> jimmy: that's when that drum solo comes in, where it goes -- [ imitating drums ] >> by the time the end of the program comes, you'll be good at this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not me i'm worried about. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you don't understand. he really has been stressing about this for, like, months. [ light laughter ] are you doing it, i know you're going on tour right now. >> well, i'm doing some shows, yes. >> jimmy: london, paris, germany. are you doing anything in the states? >> well, i'm just taking baby steps. you know, my son -- i mean, i've got three sons, you know. 11-year-old plays soccer. he's a whiz, captain of his team. he's channeling his own path. and nicholas is going to be 16 by the time i do the shows, but he's already play

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i don't know why i thought i should audition but i did and i got the part. >> jimmy: you did, right away. [ cheers and applause ] >> they paid me. >> jimmy: and you got ? nbc used to make their sort of after school specials. do you remember after school specials? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i wish they would bring that back. >> fantastic. there was always an important lesson to be learned. >> jimmy: the boy who was trapped in a wall and swallowed a nerf football. >> i remember that one. i don't remember that one. >> jimmy: mom, i saw you smoking, that kind of thing. >> yes, yes. just basic civility, decency, how to exist in the world, you know, and make friends. >> i did one called "the almost royal family." i think it was a girl who overheard her parents saying that they had inherited a small and worthless island. and therefore she assumed she was -- it was official, she was part of a monarchy. and so she got a big head, see. she went around town losing all her friends. and i think she was -- i think maybe people had to curtsy and things. >> jimmy: wow. >> but i was 19 or 20 when i played that

i had -- i don't want to say i had a negative experience with dr. strange -- i did have a negative -- >> wait. you've met dr. strange? >> jimmy: yes, i hired him to help me with something. we have the video. >> i haven't seen this. >> jimmy: got to be kidding me. where is this guy? >> hi, i'm dr. steven strange, master of the mystic arts. sorry i'm late, but the traffic was unbelievable. >> jimmy: it's 3:30. i'm not paying for the last half hour. >> nice to meet you too. show me the demons. >> jimmy: all right. here they are. >> i don't understand. are they possessed? >> jimmy: basically. they ate, like, 50 cup cakes. >> all right. i'll vanquish them. >> jimmy: no. no vanquishing. just do tricks. pull a rabbit out of somewhere. >> a rabbit? i think there's a misunderstanding. i don't do tricks. >> jimmy: you don't do tricks? >> no. mightiest magician in the cosmos. >> everyone exaggerates their profile, don't they? look at yours. jimmy kimmel, america's favorite late night host. >> jimmy: that's true, is it not true? >> is it? >> jimmy: that's a cut

i - i - when i was younger i - i - should have known better ? ? and i can't feel no remorse and you don't feel nothing back ? ? ? ? ? i - i got a new girlfriend he and you can't see past my blinders ? ? oh - oh - ophelia you've been on my mind girl since the flood ? ? oh - ophelia heaven help a fool who falls in love ? ? ? i - i got a little paycheck you got big plans and you gotta move ? ? and i don't feel nothing at all and you can't feel nothing small ? ? honey i love you that's all >>> this is "nightline." >> tonight, trump on the brink? >> they let you do it. >> the skating backlash to newly leaked reportings of donald trump making lewd comments about women. the presidential candidate characterizing the moment 11 years ago tonight further damage control. >> i said it. i was wrong. and i apologize. >>> plus, a ground-breaking arrest. the ceo of what authorities call the world's top online brothel. backpage.com. charged with multiple counts of pimping a minor. "nightline" confronting him months ago. >> underage girls are trafficked on backpage.

i thought i had read $120 million, i am not sure which is which. i heard the budget was so bad, a deficit like that, falling.as not when i see around vermont is wonderful. reservation to get into a restaurant sometimes in burlington. is it such a bad thing that we have a deficit? moderator: ok. mr. scott: it is absolutely problematic. you need to travel around. get to bennington. get to springfield. there are problems throughout the state and some of the deficits we're facing right now are the results of being overoptimistic in expectations in terms of the economy. they have been basing that on like 3% and been growing at another 2%, thinking it will grow by percent every year when it only grows about 1.5%-2%. there is always a rescission after. after,stor, the year after the budget passed, it is a revenue downgrade. all of a sudden it is an emergency, they bring in the emergency ward. we need to be realistic up onto about what we can afford hands not have this overoptimistic expectation. miss minter: i want to clarify between a budget shortfall. s

i said, when i came out here -- i said, nobody says it the other way.s to be ne-vah-da. [ applause ] >> jimmy: "i'd never get it wrong. [ laughter ] especially here in las vegas." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "i guess it's like that old saying, you say potato, i say wrong." [ laughter and applause ] trump also talked about his running mate, mike pence's performance at the v.p. debate this week. of course, trump never has been known to exaggerate. but it seems like he might be laying this on a little thick on this one. check this out. >> i'd argue that mike had the single most decisive victory in the history of vice presidential debates. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, but winning the vice president debate is like winning a $2 scratch-off. [ laughter ] it's cool, i guess, but it doesn't change anything. [ applause ] i guess i'm a winner? i don't know. give me another one. donald trump's former accountant is speaking out about trump's 1995 tax returns. here he is giving his side of the story on "inside edition." take a look. >> how involved was

"i don't know what i said, ah, i don't remember!"orter he is talking about suffers from a chronic condition that impairs movement of his arms." i don't want a president who makes fun of me. i want a president who inspires me, and that's not donald trump. priorities usa action is responsible for the content of this advertising. >> ♪ >> okay. you heard a voice. you're about to meet him. a senior at pottstown high school gets the ball and runs 60 yards for a touchdown with three minutes left in the game. we have the footage. >> remarkable for any athlete but this player has been mind blind since the age of 10. >> going to put the blind guy in. that is awesome. awesome. >> that is cool. >> he oh, man. [laughter] >> that's what high school sports are all about right there. >> sure s that's what high school sports is all about and pottstown senior marvin pierson is with us right now with his mom and dad. welcome marvin. >> thank you. thank you so much. >> he so, how did that feel? >> it definitely felt exhilarating running down the field a

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i think. i think that's math. and the majority of those american medals were won by female athletes. ( cheers and applause ) that's nice. so, i just want to say to all the boys out there, the next time somebody on the playground says you throw like a girl, you say "thank you." ( cheers and applause ) now over two dozen of those medals were won by african- american women, and on twitter people celebrated that fact with which i guess was easier than typing hashtag #blackgirlhardworkanddedication. i don't know. ( laughter ) here to check out japanese pole vaulter hiroki ogita's failed attempt at qualifying. he goes up, hits the bar with his leg, still, looks like it's going to be fine, and coming down... boom! he knocks the bar off with a clunk of hisun oh my god. there it is. oh, that poor man. can you imagine? just think, for the rest of his life, he'll have to tell everyone, "yeah, i went to the olympics, but i didn't win gold because my (bleep) is too big. ( laughter ) ( applause ) what are you gonna do? what are

when i got pushed i pushed back. when i was challenged i met that challenge. when it got personal, when mike pence decided it was a good idea to start attacking my friends, that's when i put on my brass knuckles. >> i want to turn to our next segment, ilgrace. your running mates have both said undocumented immigrants who have committed violent crimes should be deported. what would you tell the millions of undocumented immigrants who have not committed violent crimes? >> jimmy: first of all, elaine, doing with your eyelashes. it's great. as far as what i would tell those imfrantz, i happen to have a friend here who could speak to that better than i can. what would you tell those immigrants who have not committed crimes? >> guillermo: be cool, stay in school. >> jimmy: be cool and stay in school is where we stand on that one. >> you whipped out that mexican thing again. >> jimmy: the mexican thing? you mean the mexican person? person, you son of a bitch. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well done, guillermo. that mexican t that mexican thing was th

"i don't know what i said, ah, i don't remember!" "that reporter he is talking about suffers from a chronic condition that impairs movement of his arms." i don't want a president who makes fun of me. i want a president who inspires me, and that's not donald trump. priorities usa action is responsible for the content of this advertising. >>> are you hurt? >> i've been shot! >> oh, god. no, it's just the latte. >> it burns! >> let's run for karl's house. oh, god! et in the car! >> why, so you can kill us in there? >> i said, get in the car. >> we're going to get in the run, okay? one, two -- jeff! >> oh my god. >> i haven't said three! >> jeff, please, would you just get in the car? >> i was making a head start. >> on your wife? >> jimmy: zach galifianakis and friends with "keeping up with the joneses." eye you and isla fisher are a couple and spies move into your neighborhood? >> that's right. the woman in well, what you said. >> jimmy: that's exactly what i said. >> i'm trying to make it longer. jon hamm and gal gadot, who i've known

i thought i could do this, but how do i know i can? a while, you begin to think for better or for worse, , here i am, and the most i can do is my best. what david also said, which i think is absolutely right, you are always on duty. so be careful. i skirted the line, i think, but be careful, because you are always on duty. you think, the most i can do is my best, and i think all of us, since i have been there, every one of us has tried to do his or her best. you are putting out. and as you get older, that becomes a privilege more and more. you have a job where you can go in every day, and you just have to do your best. and you say over time, well, i have seen these cases before. be careful, you have not really. they are not quite the same as what you saw before. and then again, over time, this goes back to the question that you wrote, that you said -- what is the best opinion? what is the worst opinion? it is not a contest. it's not a game. it's not a contest. you do the best you can, and it is going to be up to other people sometime i

and i think back of the time when i thought that i was going to be a member of this board and i said well, i am probably going to be the first gonzales it did not work out because there was bob and then matt. sxh i said i am going to be the first you know, and only, guatemala. >> and then david compass took that away from me. but, all in all, the one thing that i got you know, is that i got to run city wide, and that was very, very peshl and the elected city wide, and i never gotten that opportunity that had not been for the great mayor who appointed me, to my seat on the board of supervisors. the quintin cox seat and thank you mayor and senator for that. but i also when i was thinking about you, thanking you got here, each and every one here made that special sacrifice of roping i don't you are family into this. and having your family do also part of the sacrifice. and i would like you all to applaud your families to the sacrifices that they have made to serve san francisco. and as a point of personal privilege, diane appointed you to the board of supervisors and the people elected

i thought i was still here. i love what i do, i love the people.or a favorite aunt or something. so i think people just want to come along with me. i'm glad they're still with me. >> jimmy: you had two sold-out shows at the hollywood bowl over the weekend. >> great time. >> jimmy: isn't that one of the greatest places? >> it is. i love it and it's having all these -- great energy. the people, a lot of people i work with around here. >> jimmy: we see a lot of the industry people. >> yeah, my doctors. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they all hit you up for tickets? >> i told them, i'm a self-made woman and i've got the doctor bills to prove it. [ laughter ] wave at you in the audience. >> jimmy: there are people who dress up like you and come to the concert. >> do they ever, yeah. >> jimmy: is that weird? >> it's fun. i'm used to it. i have a huge gay following. >> jimmy: same here. [ laughter ] >> i'm proud of them. i see so many drag queens out there. i see so many girls that look more like me than i do. [ laughter ] when i see them out there i start doing

>> i it, my mother called me and said i thought i saw you naked on tv. you ain't going to get me no more. my wife was not happy. >> i saw her come in the locker room and they're not coming over to me and i didn't have my clothes on and it's like oh no. (laughter) >> we've had a lovely weekend here in london celebrating all things nfl. >> i think we can safely say we have been your correspondents james and you know where to come for anything else. and one more thing we miss you g-bones. >> james: my thanks to the nfl and t my new hometown team the l.a. rams is playing this sunday in london at twickenham stadium on the nfl network! and there's more nfl on cbs this sunday -- don't forget to watch. we'll be right back with cher and gal gadot. >> reggie: london, the nfl in ? hi, how can i help? ? [?diggy? by spencer ludwig] ? ? ? ? i'm hall of famer jerry west and my life is basketball. but that doesn't stop my afib from leaving me at a higher risk of stroke. that'd be devastating. i took warfarin for over 15 years a latest generation blood thinner. then i ma

the name that i don't feel fits who i am and what i do for people. is nothing illegal in my life. why we get put in the same bag as illegal prostitution, i don't understand it at all. >> like all women who work at legal brothels, caressa had to apply for a license with the county sheriff. and now it's london's turn. i've seen a lot of things in my life, but i've never seen an application to work legally in a brothel as a prostitute. it's pretty interesting. >> well, i'm glad i get to share your first experience with you. >> once you get the card in hand today, you could probably be in the lineup tonight? >> i -- i think so. it was a little faster than i expected. but time waits for no man. so got to get to it. >> what does it feel like to mark that box? >> reality, i guess. i don't so much like the word "prostitute." i associate with a street worker and someone who is dirty, you know what i mean? so that word maybe rubs me the wrong way. but yeah, everything here is all legal. and i applied for this like any other job. >> but unlike most profession,

i want to know. i have a thousand questions. one is i heard -- because in the show -- i don't want to embarrass you guys. but there is a scene where i think you have a kiss. >> ooh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know it's -- [ laughter ] >> ohh! >> wait, what? >> jimmy: but millie it was your first kiss, is that right? >> yep. >> jimmy: it was. [ laughter ] no, not -- >> no, it was great. i'm not say -- i'm just -- yeah. >> jimmy: no, of course. >> yeah. great. >> when i found out about it -- >> we went through two packets -- well, finn went through two packets of tic tacs. >> i went up to millie before the take, and i was like, "hey, millie." i had two boxes of tic tacs. i was like, "catch." i was like -- but sure, why not? we went two packets of tic tacs, though. we did. >> it was awesome. >> jimmy: but it was -- were you -- [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] finn -- he didn't have to do that many takes! >> why don't kiss the tic tacs? >> jimmy: yeah, right. no, he didn't kiss the tic tacs. but it -- >> we were keeping it

i hear, i hear. i don't know, i hear that. i hear there's a problem sometimes. oh, i want to remind everyone that "the late show" will be broadcasting live this monday after the very first presidential debate. ( cheers and applause ) candidate you're enraged by. because hillary clinton and donald trump are the two least popular major party nominees in american history. luckily, you have options, because according to the federal election comission, 1,928 people have declared their candidacy for president this year. and before you ask, no, none of them were michelle obama. i know. the number of declared candidates has more than quadrupled since the last f.e.c. has started accepting filings on the internet. so now there are some goofy candidates who have no real shot, like "cobra commander;" "yoda starwars;" and best of all, there's a listing that says god is running for president. that's great news. i was worried this election was proof there is no god. so good luck to all those candidates. especially, good luck to god did you know that he turned lot's wife into a

and i was like -- and i finally achieved that goal. and i like -- i felt so good about myself. and then tom comes into the pain cave, which we call the place we train. which is aptly named i will go on to say. and he's like, what'd you get up today? he knew i'd been training. i said, i got to 22. what's your highest? he's like, >> jimmy: he does not run 31 miles an hour. [ laughter ] >> i mean, apparently. when we were shooting, it was like -- it was so hard to keep up with him. >> jimmy: i am going to race him tomorrow when he comes in. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i would really lake to see that. >> jimmy: 31 mires. miles an hour. >> you can ask hill, i bet he knows the number. >> jimmy: of course he knows the number. he probably knows it to the hundredth of a-mile-per-hour. favor. if you don't want to do this -- this is a can of beans. >> okay. >> jimmy: i know, of course you're in the avengers movies. what i'd like you to do is spill this can of beans onto that poster and then all you have to say is "that was everything." >> okay. >> jimmy: look in the camera, "t

>> no, i watched it when i was sick. >> stephen: i loved "the price is right" because i knew if i wasbought whatever i was selling her, you know. she believe they had didn't feel well. >> it got to be really popular-- the show wented to '72 and went to an hour in '75. when i went to college it started out as an hour-long show and was popular. i used to watch it. i never watched it when i was a kid because i was never around. in college i watched it between classes. a lot of people don't know this, but when i was in college i scheduled one whole season of classes around "the gong show." that's what kind of freak i was. "the gong show "and daytime game shows were more important for me than going to class. the class is at 1:00. i won't go to that one. i guess i'll change my major. >> stephen: you called "the price is right" a calling marine job. what do you mean a calling? >> i have said that to people. i feel like everything i have done in my life has prepared me to be the host of "the price is right." all my stand-up experience, all my improv experience, the idea that i hosted another

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i go, i was sitting alone like this. and then i went wow. it is like unbelievable. >> reporter: and suggesting leeds wasn't tractive enough for him to assault her. >> oh i was with donald trump in 1980. i was sitting with him on an airplane. and he went after me on the plane. yeah i'm going to go after you. believe me, she would not be my first choice, that i can tell you. >> reporter: trump's running mate mike pence says he has faith in the man at the top of the ticket. >> donald trump has asserted all of these recent unsubstantiated allegations are categorically false and i co-believe it. >> reporter: and pushed back on michelle obama who denounced trump's behavior. >> i can't believe i'm saying that a candidate for president of the united states has bragged about sexual assaulting women. >> i have a lot of respect for the first lady and the job he's done for the american people over the last seven and a half years but i don't understand the basis of her claim. >> jim acosta joins us now. donald trump, his vice presidential pick and member

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portman: i am appalled with what i have heard. theres a situation where were fake bank accounts set up. the senate committee investigated this end uncovered information that might end up being part of a criminal probe. . think that is appropriate but it's important that we have proper regulation over banks, not just wells fargo's of the world, but our entire system. one of the things in ohio is regard to community banks. they are feeling unbelievable pressure from increased regulations. some of them are going out of business altogether. i want to be sure that every community in ohio can have a community bank. they support the county fair. if they hadll me, one person doing compliance or ago, now it's three people doing it. and they sadly cannot afford the overhead. you have these bigger banks coming in and taking over where the smaller banks once were. i come from a small business family. it is tough to get a loan. small banks are where they go to get those loans. that is one thing they are concerned about in ohio, is that our com

i didn't think i would say this but i'm going to say it. and i hate to say it.ut if i win, i am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor, to look into your situation. because there has never been so many lies, so much deception, there has never been anything like this are it. and we're going to have a special prosecutor. when i speak i go out and speak, the people of this country are furious. in my opinion, the people that have been long-term workers at fbi are furious. there has never been anything like this where emails and you get a subpoena, you get a subpoena and after getting the subpoena, you delete 33,000 emails. and then you acid wash them or bleach them as you would say, very expensive process. so we're going to get a special prosecutor and we're going to look into it, because you know what? people have been, their lives have been destroyed for doing 1/5 of with what you have done. it is disgrace. honestly you awed to be ashamed of yourself. moderator: i will let you follow up. clinton: everything he just said is absolutely fal

i think i was 20 years old. i wasn't old enough to drink and i had just gotten to san diego. i went on stage, ten people in the audience, about 1:00 in the morning on a sunday, about 20 comics are heckling me. first time on the stage, five minutes, i can't go right or left, i can't get through a joke. i had a beer in my hand. i said, hey, guys in the back, keep heckling! i have been drinking all night and i'm 20! why don't i call the cops and shut it down? when i said that, the lights went off, two guys picked me up and threw me out of the comedy store. so i here, but i can talk smack. so that was the beginning of my career. >> stephen: >> stephen: "the gary owen show" premieres october 11 on bet. gary owen, everybody! we'll be right back with a performance by sum 41. ( cheers and applause ) ? beard hair can be strong as copper wire. mach3, now as low as ten bucks. gillette. ? ? only those who dare drive the world forward. the cadillac ct6. my bladder leakage made me feel like i couldn't be the father that i wanted to be. now i use depend. i can move the way i really want. is

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you know when i was 11 i wanted to be a doctor so bad and i worked for that and just before i went to college my dad died suddenly of a heart attack leaving my disabled mom and my brother and sister to fend for ourselves. i rolled my sleeves up and worked my way through college and medical school went on to the united states navy, rose to the level of lieutenant commander and after that set up a medical practice in louisiana with my family. there's something else i wanted. wanted to pursue the american dream of opening up a small business and i did that including 500 louisiana jobs. you know what i now want to go to the u.s. senate and fight for louisiana families and fight for your american dream as well. >> moderator: thank you. mr. fleming. >> i want my country back. that's why i'm running for the u.s. senate. i believe america's best days lie ahead but not if we keep going in the direction washington d.c. is taking us. washington d.c. is ting to destroy the oil and gas industry washington d.c. is going to try to raise our flood insurance rates. china, russia, iran, isis now make t

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