it's widely known. >> trevor: please welcome abbi jacobson and ilana glazer!e ) ♪ >> trevor: oh, welcome back to the show. >> thank you so much for having us. >> trevor: oh, that was a nice little move you did with your chairs, you pulled them one way, then the other way, then you sat down. then you sat down. >> yes. >> trevor: welcome to the final episode of your show. this is really sad, as if the mueller report wasn't the saddest news of the day. this is super super sad. are you sad or are you, like, happy-sad or sad-sad or are you sad-happy? >> i'm happy-sad. >> trevor: why? >> i feel so proud of the show that i'm, like, yeah! you know what i mean? i mean, i just feel so good about the show. >> trevor: right. >> but i will miss it. i will miss it. we have been talking about it like it's like sending a kid off to college, where you're, like, i obviously want this kid to go to college, but, you know, you're sad. >> trevor: you're happy because they're going to college but sad because they have to bribe their way into college. ( laughter ) i feel you. >> exac

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everyone, please welcome ilana glazer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: ilana glazer.he show. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: i can't believe we are going to talk about this. but, i mean, next week is the final episode -- >> can you believe it? >> jimmy: of "broad city." >> i know. >> jimmy: it's got to be bittersweet. how does it feel? >> it is. you know, it's like -- abbi and i thought that this was the right time to end it, but we were wrong. no, we weren't wrong. [ laughter ] but like -- and it is, but i guess, just like, the right time is hard. you know, it's heavy. it's so many things. like, i'm 31. i've been doing this since i was 21. it's been a third of my life. i'm like, have i ever not been "broad city"? [ laughter ] you know? it's just like -- it's crazy. >> jimmy: but it's great. i think it's -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- on to a different chapter. >> right, right. >> jimmy: but this is -- where did you start this, on the internet, or what? >> yeah, we started on youtube. we made 35 webisodes obsessively, over two years. and we were like -- it was, like,

ilana: two comments.ups weevel of have seen over the last few years has definitely slowed and certainly the scale with which they have started. the exception being that people who leave from funds like citadel which represents -- which is the nl that -- of dna trying tore replicate, everyone wants returns, better uncorrelated to the market. and if it is someone credible who leads that dna, that is attractive. that is what we saw with exodus point last year. that one fundson launches and raises $8 billion out of the gate. what are you -- what you are highlighting are the exceptions. not the rules. let me say it this way. if you come from one of those funds that has not performed all that well over the last five years and you say, i'm going to start a fund, what you represent is a dna that lps are not necessarily trying to replicate. if you say i will run differently, that's great, but you are also tested in that regard. what will attract capital are guys who come from a construct which have been successful

okay, um, ilana, please don't hang up.i know you need space right now, and -- and i really want to respect that, but you have asked me this... hundreds of times, literally, since the moment i met you, and it looks like today is the day. i'm gonna show you my poop. [ chuckles ] oh, my god. this means so much to me. okay. here we go. [ gasps ] [ laughs crazily ] [bleep] queen! you must be an ashkenazi jew 'cause you are lactose in-toler-ant! right? no way could that have been all in your stomach at one time! it was definitely exiting your esophagus as it was entering your small intestine. whoo! i do feel lighter. hoo! thank you. wow. [ exhales deeply ] ilana, i needed that to work, dude. i am so sorry, and i knew that showing you my poop would cheer you up. ♪ my poop ♪ my poop, my poop ♪ my [deep voice] poop you sound good. [ normal voice ] thanks. i-i did it a few times before i called you. you know, i-i guess this distance thing could make us closer in some ways. thank you for saying that. ab. can i see it one more time? o

manned space flights the unmanned test flight is a milestone for the company owned by billionaire ilana musk nasa suspended its manned flight program and twenty eleven due to rising costs. african cinema is being celebrated at a top film festival and became a faster more than one hundred sixty pictures are being featured in this year's lineup they cover the political social and cultural stories of the continent has more on the pan african film and television festival of why they do. the. comedy is. forbidden love. drama. and even animation. the world's biggest african film festival is celebrating fifty years of the continent's cinema. beyond the pomp and ceremony in brick enough asas capital an opportunity to discover and showcase some of the best storytellers on the continent . and among them a director. with her film their last set during the ivory coast civil war it's a story of a father in search of his wife and son the unlikely hero the film is is twelve year old daughter hyla who saves her father from despair and self-destruction. kali could be making history this year as her film

to be bigotry and offensive speech and it's not from trump or republicans it's from fellow democrat ilana omar the freshman congresswoman she talked about the israel lobby and they say that is offensive to jews i want to talk about the political influence in this country that says it is ok for people to push for allegiance to a foreign country some democrats are demanding an apology for a comment they say represented blatant anti semitism i am saddened that representative o'mara continues to mischaracterize to perjury israel i urge you to retract the statement and engaging ferdie dialogue with community on why these comments are so hurtful edition only questioning support for the us israel relationship is unacceptable so the democrats had their resolution it was all set they were ready to put it to a vote but then they had a big problem because people from their own party came out swinging against it i'm curious if representative vargas will further explain his stance here that is unacceptable to even question u.s. foreign policy some democrats through willing to compromise and added lang

oh, yeah, she knows. [ ilana and abbi speaking indistinctly ] [ sniffles ] [ sighs ] [ chuckles ] >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in! i'm trevor noah. thank you for coming out. thank you for coming out! thank you all for coming out! welcome to the show, people! let'let's do it. our guest tonight is amazing, author, a physician, and the new president of planned parenthood - leena wen is joining us! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: also tonight, joe biden might have a running mate. roy and ronny have march madness and slavery reparations are coming -- maybe. let's catch up on today's headlines. following last week's mass shooting in new zealand, the whole world came together to offer thoughts and praise. new zealand was, like, thanks for thoughts and prayers but we want to do something also. >> new zealand's prime minister taking swift action following terror attacks on two mosques there. she's announced a b

freaking jackpot. [ camera shutter clicks ] [ laughs ] ew. [ music playing ] [ cellphone dings ] ♪ ilana[ laughs ] eww, dude! insane. walking it? disgusting. well, thank you for keeping me up to date on all of new york's most current events. yeah. [ laughs ] how have you been? well, since last night, i went to sleep, and then i woke up, and then i went to the coffee shop. my coffee shop. -cute, cute. i also went to sleep and woke up, so we are on the same schedule. ew, you know what happened to me today? i bumped into this girl, and i was, like, "sorry." and she was, like, "you're fine." ew. "you're fine"? [bleep] her. -right? i'm, like, i know i'm fine, at least. just say, "it's okay." i mean, that's not even part of my vocabulary. you have to be, like, trained for that to be a response. that's right. don't tell me my value 'cause you know what? i'm actually foiiine. -oh, you foiiine, baby. -you, too. all right, listen. i got to go. uh, i'll call you when i leave the studio, okay? ooh, the studio? okay. love you, baby. [ blows kiss ] all right. love you, too. [ music playing ] ♪ ♪ dude,

israel on the policies of the israeli government against the palestinian people so we are very proud of ilana omar and unequivocally stand with her and so the democratic leadership wanted to actually put forth the resolution to rebuke urquhart and to and to review current comments on what they believe to be anti-semitism we absolutely reject that and we do not believe that congresswoman at ohana mark was engaging in any anti-semitic behavior so we called on the democratic leadership to put forth a resolution that expanded the language to include islamophobia and white supremacy and to focus on the real threats to all americans which is the rise of white nationalism and eight hundred community leaders and progressive leaders across the country wrote to nancy pelosi we did a press conference in support of representative ileana lamar and call on the expansion of the language we went to washington d.c. and the vote was actually postponed for a day and today we saw the fruits of our labor in the fruits of the labor of the progressive woman who has standing more boldly on the issue of palestine so

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