here are ilana glazer and abbi jacobson in the series finale of "broad city." bbi and ilana new york city journey today. we thought it was for bacon, egg and cheese. >> yeah. >> when, in fact, this was our mission all along. >> okay? okay, but -- so, what is exactly the new mission now? >> the toilet. we are going to bring it back to the house. >> are you -- sure? >> abbi, this is a -- it's an intelligent toilet with a uv light that breaks down the germs and fecal matter in the bowl. it has a heated seat and warm water that sprays up your ass after you take a dump just like a bidet. god, every time you are sprayed you are reborn. >> okay, ilana this is someone else's and it's gross. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ilana glazer, everybody. the series finale of "broad city" airs thursday at 10:00 p.m. on comedy central. we'll be right back with mikaela shiffrin. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (vo) parents have a way of imagining the worst... ...especially when your easily distracted teenager has the car. at subaru, we're taking on distracted

it's widely known. >> trevor: please welcome abbi jacobson and ilana glazer!e ) ♪ >> trevor: oh, welcome back to the show. >> thank you so much for having us. >> trevor: oh, that was a nice little move you did with your chairs, you pulled them one way, then the other way, then you sat down. then you sat down. >> yes. >> trevor: welcome to the final episode of your show. this is really sad, as if the mueller report wasn't the saddest news of the day. this is super super sad. are you sad or are you, like, happy-sad or sad-sad or are you sad-happy? >> i'm happy-sad. >> trevor: why? >> i feel so proud of the show that i'm, like, yeah! you know what i mean? i mean, i just feel so good about the show. >> trevor: right. >> but i will miss it. i will miss it. we have been talking about it like it's like sending a kid off to college, where you're, like, i obviously want this kid to go to college, but, you know, you're sad. >> trevor: you're happy because they're going to college but sad because they have to bribe their way into college. ( laughter ) i feel you. >> exac

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