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tonight, jn jiy d his guests- tyleperry, wagner moura, comean iliza shlesinger, and featuring the legendary roots crew. [ cheers [ cheers and appuse ]>> jim >> jimmy: thyou. i love you. oh, you make me feel gd. hi, everybody. hocrd tonight. man, oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] lcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." is is . this is whthere is a "tonight sh,"ecause of a crowd like th. >> sve: come o [ cheers applaus] >>immy: this iwhy. e one and only. so excited. i'm ur host, jimmy fallon. w, he'what people e talkg out. everybody is talking about this poweall drawing tomorrow ght. th ihuge. it is now up to $800 million. the pot'goen so bi even one guy was like, "i have to buy a lotty tiet [ laughter and alaus] it's a goobusiness move." [ laughter ] did you sethis? at a rally last night in vermont, donald trump refused to let anyone in that wasn a a trump supporter. but severaprotesters got in anyway so keep that in mind next time you listeno the guy whose biggest campaign promi is keepinpeople from sneaking [ laughter and applause ] "okay, you can come in, but just you guys. nobody e

and we got a great, great comedian iliza shlesinger will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and, of course, thank you notes. night. but first, we have a fun show tonight. he's such a talented actor and a great guy too. and nominated for a golden le in the film "infinitely polar bear," he's also fantastic in the new movie "spotlight" as well. mark ruffalo is here. [ cheers and applause ] joining us tonight, his latest album, "to pimp a a butterfly" -- it's earned him a historic award nominations. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] kendrick lamar is in the house tonight.lause ] "to pimp a butterfly." we're going to talk to kendrick about all his success.to perform on the show to close the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ]on my mind. >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: i'm distracted. cause -- you know -- you guys, if you know me, i'm always smurfing the worldwide weird. >> steve: sure. 24/6. >> jimmy: yeah, trying to find out, checking out the new stuff online. stuff like that. so today i saw the new right, it's out today. it's called "lazarus" is the song

yeah, and we've got great stand-up from comedian iliza shlesinger. she's gonna be here on friday night.ys crushes. guys, i'm just so excited about tonight. i mean this is good. right? you feel it? [ cheers and applause ]. you feel it, you know when it's happening. it's just -- i mean. he's one of the greatest musicians of all time.e standing ovation happening now. he's a great new yorker. a great performer. billy joel is in the house tonight.e ] my goodness.n square garden. he's doing this thing, every couple months. every month. i think it's four shows. every show better than the last. it's unbelievable.eaking. he's just the greatest. and tonight, he's going to another guest on the show. he's one of the voices in "kung fu panda 3," academy award-winner j.k. simmons is here tonight.pplause ] >> steve: lovely man. lovely, lovely man. >> jimmy: was it "whiplash?" >> steve: yeah.as just fantastic in that. then we're going to close out the show with a billy joel song that he's never performed on a a show ever. on television.pplause ] yeah. but he should.

thankto tyler pry, ilana glazerabbi jacobn, wagner moura, iliza shlesinger, right there, evebody. phenomenal. >> thank. >>immy: and the roots, rig ther from philadelphia, pennsyania, ladies a gentle [ cheers andpplause ] stay tuned for "late nig with th meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weend. i hope te you next week. e-bye, everybody.[ cheers and applause [ rs andlae ] >> announcerfrom 30 rockellerlazan new york, it's "la nig wh seth meyers." tonit danny devi, comedian whitn cums, musifr t fro botms, josh fese. rsppus] laesentl se mey >> setooeving. i'seer is is "late night.how body doingig [ cheersnd alause woful to hr. let's get to t news. jeb bu misspoke dung a mpaign event yesterday and stakenly called president obama's daughter malala instead of malia light lahter ] sasha's name, itamou "i dot wao rufor president anymore. [ lauger ] it's harthan i thought it uld be and don't like it senator lindsey grah said this week that donald tmp ie most unelectable republican 's seen in his lifetime. en he walked ba rror and said, "whoops, neverind! uger ]i forgot aboutt fel