it's moronic, it's imbecilic. it's dumb as a bag of hammers. slow as molasses. which at last is your edge. anything that idiotic can be gained kbi you at home, allowing you to capitalize even on days like today when the dow sank 83 points down 0.81% and the nasdaq nose dived a full percent. how can we measure this market's obtuseness. what do i mean by this? we simply have to look at two charts. the chart of cummings, giant trucks, overlaid on the dow jones industry jal average. take a look. yes, news out of this company drove this whole market lower, thanks to a midday release entitled cummings increases dividend by 25%, updates 2012 revenue outlook. hmm. how could that -- uh yo know, then boom, the whole market follows. at first glance, you have to expect some pretty good news here, right? cummings already played 40 cents a share in that dividend. now it's going to pay 50 cents a share. you might have expected the stock to roar on the dividend boost, not plummet $8.53 to finish at $86.91. >> house of pain. >> i mean, we're head over heels on this show about di

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