i am here with imogen lloyd webber. >> imogen! >> thanks, saw rod. she will chew you up and spit you out. it is joe app know saw chin -- joanne nosuchunsky. >> jojo. >> and don't let his expression fool you. it is andy levey. >> ando. >> and he is one of my favorite. >> back in the building. >> let me introduce you to one of my five favorite canadians. the other four are taken by alex trebek. it is comedian sherrod small. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> greg, if i just keep talking for a full hour, does that mean you won't do the show? >> yes. >> thank you for that, sherrod. >> you are only going to be here for one block. >> and i am going to make it a full block. >> all right, let's get to the news. it is for prevention of unwanted attention. the so-called subway dress keeps creeps from entering your personal space. it is designed to slowly expand when it detects someone is getting too close and creating what is called a frock block. if only that was taped. >> that will work. the artist behind the dress says it is, quote, intended t

imogen lloyd webber and bonnie franklin will be here. >> bonnie mcfor land. >> one show at a time. >>lock. last story. that's the last story. >> i am falling apart before everybody's eyes. >> you get the better greg. the five greg is not even a real agreeing. that is greg two that appeared to brady in the bay dree bunch. last week in a festival called future is here featured a jet pack demonstration and if only we had tape of it. >> all right. that was loudaabs. it has a maximum flight time of 26 seconds. we have two minutes. i will go around the horn here. joe app, -- joanne -- >> terrible idea. it promotes laziness. the obesity epidemic will grow. the max weight is 180 pounds. people will have these jet packs they can't do anything with. i. >> they are so fat because of the jet packs. >> people have to be inspired. and we were waiting on this. what are the nerds doing not giving them a jet pack. >> are you gooding to buy one. >> i am going to get one. >> when i was younger now it seems like a lot of efforts. i want teleportation. >> let me finish. >> quickly. >> for inside my apartm

special thanks to imogen lloyd webber and tv's andy levy and bonnie mcfarland. i'm greg gutfeld. you next time. >>> it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." so is president obama really mad as hell about our vets dying while waiting for health care under his watch? well, here's how he spun the scandal yesterday. >> we all know that it often takes too long for veterans to get the care that they need. that's not a new development it's been a problem for decades. caring for our veterans is not an issue that popped up in recent weeks. some of the problems with