and musical guest tame impala. featuring jon batiste and "stay homin'." and now, live on tape from a safe distance, it's stephen colbert! ♪ >> does that make a difference? >> stephen: it does. you have to hit yourself in the face twice hard enough to regret having done it. ( laughter ) welcome to "a late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. like you, i'm tired of this weand not once has mickey rourke blind-folded me and spooned cherries into my mouth. i'm going to ask him to move out of the guest room. but social distancing is the right thing to do. hotspots are popping up all over the place: minnesota, tennessee, nebraska. there's even an outbreak of the coronavirus inside the white house. mr. president, the virus is calling from inside the house! get out of there! seriously, get out of there. you're doing a terrible job. last week, we learned that one of the president's valets had been diagnosed, then on friday, we found out that katie miller, the spokeswoman for vice president mike pence, tested positive. this is serious. katie miller has attended ne