. >> greetings to the insomniac nation. it is crazy to me. i remember being on the set 20th anniversary. it was paula ferris's first week and it was the 20th anniversary. i can't believe it's been five years and now you're finally old enough to rent a car. such a cool anniversary. thank you for letting me be a part of it. since i left, it was an amazing experience, not just the behind the scenes crew and the news we got to cover, but some of the wild, wild stuff we could get away with because the executives weren't watching. i do think once or twice i did some fairly memorable things on the show that i probably will never, ever again do in television. i just don't seem to remember what they could have been. but i guess you're about to go to the tape. >> see? there you go. >> right. >> okay. >> oh, man. >> i'm going to read you this. it's about predicting the election. who voters really like. [ laughter ] >> only me. come on, girl. >> the world news afterschool special. safe sex. >> oh. >> so lovely. oh oh, that's not the mike. >> that's what