i'm looking forprivate irwin handleman. do you hear that, steven? he's look-- he's looking for private irwin-- want a celery dog, sir? i'm here, sergeant davis. thank you, mrs. keaton, but this is my problem, and i've got to deal with it. folks, would you mind if i speak tothe private privately? [humming the battle hymn of the republic] handleman,you have committeda very serious offense. going awolis one of ourleast favorite things. what's going to happen to me now? or we could put youon a rock pile. or we could do what we're going to do, let you out. you can do that? it's called a trainee discharge for unadaptability. this won't be the firstone of these i've gotten. look, irwin. part of growing up is finding out where you fit in and where you don't. we both know you don't fit into the army. i don't feel good about this. i feel like i'm quitting. you're not. you're fired. great. back to square one. i'm no good at anything. listen to me,irwin. it took courage for youto join the army. that's the same courage you're goingto become a man. thank you, serg