have you ever been to irwindale, california? >> irwindale? i think i was married there. no, no. i can't be funny tonight. i have to be distinguished and dignified. >> why is that? >> well, i'm doing a film. >> a serious film. >> a serious film. do you remember "harold and maude?" >> sure. >> well, it's sort of a vicious one - >> "harold and maude" was a really funny comedy. it's funny, but it's called " the order in things." >> so you want to keep a dignified presence tonight? >> yes, the producer's 27, and she told me to be dignified. >> well, you can be dignified if you want to. >> can i? it's dull. >> well, let's be silly. >> you did something interesting while i was away. >> what did i do? >> you married a blonde. >> well, it was a rainy day, and i couldn't play tennis. [ laughter ] >> no, that is just a little humor that is not going to go down well when i get home. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i did. >> do you like it? i mean, married life? >> i guess so. i mean, yes, yes. [ laughter ] >> i mean, yes, i do. >> she's cute. >> yes, she is. >> she's lovely. >> thank you. that's very