when coinbase caught him and try to bring him in, ishan wahi emailed his coworkers that he would be "ndia overnight." ishan, you [bleep] dumbass. you're fleeing the country. you don't ping h.r. on slack. "hey, carol, running from the law. just looping you in. just bumping this for visibility. thanks!" now, obviously, crypto is full of idiots. but this dipshit grifting industry is everywhere! so don't feel bad if you've been duped. even jpmorgan got swing gold. take the case of charlie javice. she founded a start-up called "frank." and she claimed to have a user base of almost 4 million customers. and in 2021, jp morgan bought her company for $175 million. she was in "forbes." she was the future! but now they're suing her because it turns out those 4 million customers she had -- oh, she made 'em up! almost all of them were fake! and do you know how jp morgan found out they were fake? after they bought the company, which is [bleep] stupid, they e-mailed the list, and then 70% of the emails bounced back. that's right! the person who blew the lid off this intricate plot was... mailer-daem