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yes, mom says, it’s very sweet, just add less salt. is pepper okay? another man enters the train car. good people, it’s been 2 weeks already . i don’t know how to cook, but i really want to eat, women, whoever can, but stay with me, now an artist who he knows how to cook perfectly, and today he has prepared a very funny number for you, staged by karen avanesyan. asks why there is so much eastern or caucasian humor in my repertoire, i always honestly say, look carefully at my face, how can you tell belarusian jokes with such a face, even many presenters at concerts often announce that i am the most recognizable russian comedian, it’s impossible forget boris sergeevich brunov, when he admonished me to the all-union artist competition , i suffered: there was a cigar, he said so, and ornisyan, and today the main question is being decided: either you will become a laureate, or you will become an armenian, and how we were surprised by the wonderful magician, manipulator harutyun avayakovich akapyan. dear friends, look at my palm, so as not to say that there is some kind of pocket on my palm, now i am from this palm, but better give me money, and of course, today, how can we not remember the funniest and least scary woman in the world performed by georgy frantsevich milyar. oh, i was a rejuvenating saga, self-propelled, they drive themselves, they drive themselves, they deliver the boxes themselves. oh! and each of these artists had his own unforgettable voice, it could be distinguished from a thousand other voices, well, for example, the voice of anatoly dmitrievich papalov, well, i don’t know what to tell them, as our boss mikhail mikhailovich said, huul iron without leaving the cash register. so that you live on one salary, look, don’t get confused, kutuzov, well, how are we today. instead of money, i would tell my salary with jokes, life would be fun, let’s play music, composer, let’s go, tell a joke, fresh funny, take any product in the store, make the seller laugh if you couldn’t, get what someone already ate yesterday thank you, you know, lenochka, the relationship between mother-in-law and son-in-law is a complete comic situation, the mother-in-law scares the son-in-law from around the corner, oh, the son-in-law is scared, mother, mother-in-law, well, that’s what i call it, otherwise claudia egorovna, claudia egorovna. and not only mother-in-law and son-in-law, there are also other relatives. the mother-in-law always, when she came to visit, began to criticize the food that her daughter -in-law had prepared, here it was undercooked, there it was undercooked, then somehow she comes, well, your soup is not nice, there are some unpeeled potatoes floating around, oh no, your son cooked it , yes, well, nothing, nothing, delicious. delicious, delicious, everything is serious in the relationship between the viewer and the artist, if there are comic situations, then only in the sketches of these artists, meet valentina korkina and viktor ostrolukhov in our parade of humor. i want to immediately share with you this one joy, you know, soon valentina has a birthday, an anniversary, such heavenly beauty, you can say, you know, i don’t know what to give her, that’s what to buy her for such a wonderful date, i want i should consult with you, maybe you can give me a hint, huh? what's better than anything for a woman looking so chic? to give an anniversary, but what’s more daring, he says, i’m in love with diamonds, why do you need diamonds, explain to me who you’re going to lure, who you wanted to lure, he lured him a long time ago, well, after all, with a bench like that ... that’s for the soul, what you want , say, vasya, vasya, vasya, vasya, va, give me something like that, something like that so that i can say, lexus, rolled out my lip, lexus, now, you almost want a frying pan, but there are those that without i fried oils in just water, there are, there are, there are, there are, well, for the last anniversary, you already gave me a frying pan. here you see how much i spent as a gift and i don’t regret it , but why do you need two frying pans, but i know what to give you know what? look at people , it’s not a shame to go out, right, it’s hanging on a hanger, too , so the heart rejoices, yes, yes, well, i want it to be a surprise and so as not to drag you to the shops, vasya vasya vasya vasya, surprises may not be the right size, that’s not well, i don’t mind the money, as much as i have, i’ll give it to everyone, it’s divine beauty, just like that, and after a week you’ll throw it away, that’s also not the point, i want you to like it, that everyone gasped, vasya, that everything is just like that, oh that’s it, yes vasya. last year you already bought a fall coat for yourself, well, well, you say , why do you need two coats and not a good coat by the way , look in the winter, you can lift a sweater in the spring on your naked body, a wonderful coat you bought from the nose, he won’t have it, that’s bad when the money there is, yes, there is no money to buy anything, here you suffer, suffer, well, tell me honestly what you want with me, and thank you, thank you, give yourself an electric razor, otherwise i’ve already begun to walk with you anyway, i was joking, yes , no, no, no, listen, it’s her, it’s her, she was joking, that’s it problem, what, vasya, i wanted to buy shuvu, vasya, vasya, vasya, vasya, but why, vasya, did science interfere, how is it, vasya, that ’s how it is, they say, climate change is coming, yes , the poles are changing places, yes, in 100 years, you and i will have the heat here, like in africa, well, where, where are you in 100 years in this fur coat, and where, it’s a mockery of people, huh? after all, they’ll laugh at the fact that you need to buy a meat grinder, well, an electric one, god, thank you, i advised you, otherwise you ’re twisting, twisting, twisting with your hands, and oh, it’s hard, i guess it’s already, yes, yes, yes, at your age even meat it’s already harmful, yes, if you buy it, you’ll only harm it, but i ’m your enemy, not your husband, he’s not, your husband, and not your enemy, what kind of poles are there anyway, should i buy you for nordic walking, the doctors advise, we’ve already got half a quart with these poles they walk, they limp, well , well, maybe they can buy expensive sticks, yes, oh, but i want everyone to be envious, for everyone around to gasp, for everyone around to be like, oh that’s it, yes, so, oh that’s it, come on... but you can show it, only to me alone, so it turns out that you gave yourself a gift, no, no, no, it’s better then to buy an electric razor, here are 3 months, the same thing in my head, how to please, how to spend it, so there is money, there is money, but there is no sense, what do you really have, what do you need to give with money, right? now everyone does this, they gave you money, go buy what you want, how much should you give, but a thousand, 10? oh, pasya, vasya, what are you, 100. wow, don’t be sorry, but people will ask you, they’ll ask, what did your husband give you for your anniversary, and so what if they show this 1000 every time , yes, they'll kill you, oh, they'll bury you, and you won't find anyone, and what's more, you know what they'll say, i did it on purpose, it was timed for the anniversary, no, no, no, no, that won’t, won’t work, won’t work, an electric razor would be better, you’ll look at your husband and rejoice at what kind of husband you have, and everyone around you will be envious, everyone around you will gasp , just like that, that’s all. you know, creative people also have funny moments, and since they are people of a special type, their situations are very interesting. fan. "buy me a dress from milan, your wife, oksana, great, my smartphone already sucks, send me some money. for a cool signature son, we let's also move on to the poems, because no song can do without them, meet sergey vaytenko and the duet bayan mix. man of love, hey! we don’t care, but we don’t care, even if we are afraid of the wolf and the catfish, we have the matter at hand. the joys of guitars, the grandiose soviet project bam continues to celebrate its half-century anniversary, unique footage, a chronicle of construction and komsomol life, a story of heroism and love. the heroes of the famous brigade of alexander bonder meet after 50 years. malakhov on monday on rtr. this is garbage, this one here. he and i already have love. he saved me, the premiere on rtr, marry me, and i want to be a captain, in our village you won’t find a better groom, she has your character, stubborn as a sheep, that the sea chose her, you can help, we will definitely save her , and who will she choose, come? from monday on rtr. hello on the rossiya vesti tv channel, in the denis polunchukov studio and most importantly by this hour. they didn’t make it to the front, russian troops hit with iskander