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so, ivan ivanov, what is written on his business card? dzhigan?’ll buy hair, it’s expensive. next question: the strangest event at the zoo? eurasia, the strangest event at the zoo, visit the python from the inside. so the next question is: what should kharitonov do now? section, section, section, what should kharitonov do now? what was he doing before that? ivan ivanov, what should kharitonov do now? exhale? alright, what should kharitonov do now? slogan, now the name of the service, company, office and an unfinished slogan will appear on this screen, and sometimes there will be no slogan at all, so you will need to either complete it or come up with it, so, attention, look at the screen, listen to me, non-alcoholic rock- we have a festival without... eurasia a non-alcoholic rock festival we have whooping cough ivan ivanov a non-alcoholic rock festival we have a cancellation of the festival so the non-alcoholic rock festival will not catch on with us. that's it, the next slogan: attention, look at the screen, listen. i have a magazine called hillb
so, ivan ivanov, what is written on his business card? dzhigan?’ll buy hair, it’s expensive. next question: the strangest event at the zoo? eurasia, the strangest event at the zoo, visit the python from the inside. so the next question is: what should kharitonov do now? section, section, section, what should kharitonov do now? what was he doing before that? ivan ivanov, what should kharitonov do now? exhale? alright, what should kharitonov do now? slogan, now the name of the service,...
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May 26, 2024
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cried, so that they would give merit. to all his friends, girlfriends and so that ivan ivanov couldt uncle seryozha to explain to me the sacred meaning of the song, because jokes are jokes, but there’s something wrong here, well, naturally i don’t like that ivanov ivan in general, he’s to blame for everything, that is, this, but still, whore seryozha will figure it out now. well , first of all, the professions of the guests were listed, their positions except ivan ivanov, which implies that, in general, he is one of the people without a profession, he’s not a jerk, why was the russian imprisoned, i’m okay, that’s it, i’m silent, because that it is the russian people who take responsibility in difficult times, you know, and are ready to bear their cross to the end, mikhail zakharov said well, some kind of assessment? ace, mikhail zakarovich, i completely agree with seryozha, and i like it its like a detailed explanation. helen, now you understand what’s going on, right? if he told the truth, and lena understands, i don’t need anything else, tus, thank you, love, the most important th
cried, so that they would give merit. to all his friends, girlfriends and so that ivan ivanov couldt uncle seryozha to explain to me the sacred meaning of the song, because jokes are jokes, but there’s something wrong here, well, naturally i don’t like that ivanov ivan in general, he’s to blame for everything, that is, this, but still, whore seryozha will figure it out now. well , first of all, the professions of the guests were listed, their positions except ivan ivanov, which implies...
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May 28, 2024
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surname, first name and patronymic, date and place of birth, surname, well, something simpler, ivan ivanovich ivanovoet, daniil kharms? there is no more such a poet. when? at forty-two. how long will it take to come in? come back in a couple of days. come in. data. i’ll write it down myself: well, what can i do? tell you, captain? there was no confusion in our affairs in the forty-first year. the vyazimsk prison in which sukhoi was imprisoned ended up in occupied territory. there was no time to evacuate anyone. there was a rumor among the criminals that they were being shot, so they ran, about 50 people in total. many of these escaped immediately. went over to the side of the germans, and the germans formed a special battalion from them and other prisoners, what did this battalion do? well what? at first they attacked the retreating soviet units, later they took participation in punitive operations, and some of these escapees immediately became guards in the concentration camp, which was formed on the basis of this very vyazim prison. dry was one of them. is it possible to find some of the former pr
surname, first name and patronymic, date and place of birth, surname, well, something simpler, ivan ivanovich ivanovoet, daniil kharms? there is no more such a poet. when? at forty-two. how long will it take to come in? come back in a couple of days. come in. data. i’ll write it down myself: well, what can i do? tell you, captain? there was no confusion in our affairs in the forty-first year. the vyazimsk prison in which sukhoi was imprisoned ended up in occupied territory. there was no time...
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are you crazy, well, the moment, asya radkevich, ivan belchenko, andrey ivanov, channel one.om the information service of channel one. let's find out what events have happened in the country and in the world by this hour. the news is on air, and we will meet with you in just a few minutes. this is news on the first in the studio maria vasilyeva. hello. today marks exactly 10 years since the tragedy in the odessa house of trade unions. on may 2, 2014, the kiev regime actually sanctioned the massacre of local anti-maidan activists. those who arrived in the city, nationalists and militants, the so-called forces self-defense forces destroyed the tent camp of odessa residents who were collecting signatures for holding a referendum on the federalization of ukraine, and then threw bottles at them. suffered, the investigation essentially came down to the acquittal of the nationalists. as stated in the russian foreign ministry, our country will never forget the crime. on may 2 in odessa, it will seek the punishment of all those responsible. the accusation in the case of the tragedy in
are you crazy, well, the moment, asya radkevich, ivan belchenko, andrey ivanov, channel one.om the information service of channel one. let's find out what events have happened in the country and in the world by this hour. the news is on air, and we will meet with you in just a few minutes. this is news on the first in the studio maria vasilyeva. hello. today marks exactly 10 years since the tragedy in the odessa house of trade unions. on may 2, 2014, the kiev regime actually sanctioned the...
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May 21, 2024
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let's go, sergei got up today, listen, it's probably exercise, hello, hello, ivan, how many years have you known sergei ivanoved the first year, and sergei was just entering, then he came young, well, we were all young then, standing in the ranks and somehow it happened, they didn’t like each other friend, but somehow they looked at each other. so something like, how are you, where are you from, how is life, where did you study, that’s how we started communicating and making friends. ivan, were the makings of a commander already visible to sergei viktorovich then? well, sergei viktorovich came here after school, then we were just studying. eh, probably at that moment, they may have been sitting somewhere inside, but outwardly it didn’t seem to be particularly evident, because we were just learning, just getting on our feet, doing the first things. steps for your future profession, that’s what you were taught, no, is it possible to be commanders, yes, we were trained to be commanders there, they laid down the basics of this command, and accordingly, of course, and now you are studying together again, this is o
let's go, sergei got up today, listen, it's probably exercise, hello, hello, ivan, how many years have you known sergei ivanoved the first year, and sergei was just entering, then he came young, well, we were all young then, standing in the ranks and somehow it happened, they didn’t like each other friend, but somehow they looked at each other. so something like, how are you, where are you from, how is life, where did you study, that’s how we started communicating and making friends. ivan,...
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May 6, 2024
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tsezer kunikov, ivanov, sergey kotov, and the akula and serna naval boats, as well as the damaged ivan-khurs vessel. and to operational news from the regions: one dead and three wounded in donetsk region. due to enemy attacks in the temporary. community, one person died, another local was wounded, said the head of the region, vadym filashkin. in two civilians were injured in the pokrovsky district, in the villages of krasnohorivka and georgiivka. in total, the russians shelled the populated areas of the region 20 times during the day. more than 20 houses were damaged, 57 residents, including two children, were evacuated from the front line. night attack on kharkiv region. the occupiers dropped a guided aerial bomb on the village of zolochiv. a 59-year-old woman received shrapnel wounds and contusions, - informed the head of the region oleg synygubov. the bomb destroyed the boiler room of the children's sports school and two private schools with a direct hit houses the blast wave damaged the building of the educational institution, the village council, the children's youth school, the cultura
tsezer kunikov, ivanov, sergey kotov, and the akula and serna naval boats, as well as the damaged ivan-khurs vessel. and to operational news from the regions: one dead and three wounded in donetsk region. due to enemy attacks in the temporary. community, one person died, another local was wounded, said the head of the region, vadym filashkin. in two civilians were injured in the pokrovsky district, in the villages of krasnohorivka and georgiivka. in total, the russians shelled the populated...