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, ivanych, eh...arn hay, well, okay, well, yes, hello sergey ivanovich, hello, nothing can break you through, but our whole breed is so impenetrable, you know, i’m so used to it that even one person is jealous of me, right? hello, girls, sergei ivanovich, hello, pete, why don’t you say hello, great, huh?
, ivanych, eh...arn hay, well, okay, well, yes, hello sergey ivanovich, hello, nothing can break you through, but our whole breed is so impenetrable, you know, i’m so used to it that even one person is jealous of me, right? hello, girls, sergei ivanovich, hello, pete, why don’t you say hello, great, huh?
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Aug 27, 2024
08/24
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in china, and you yourself are crap made in china, vadik, don't boil it, we'll fix it now, yeah, ivanych a pimpochka, a sledgehammer, and guys, hello, hello, roman, coffee for everyone, take what you want, what's up, you 've settled in fine, the landlady brings you sandwiches and coffee, roman, this is barkov, hello, busy, hello igor andreevich, while i'm busy, drop by my office when you're free, i've been here all day today, okay, come on in, i'm waiting, yeah, yeah. roman, come in. i'm very glad to see you. artur, valerievich, i want to see you introduce. roman sergeevich odintsov. artur, roman, nice to meet you, our former employee, now a builder. can i have your business card right away, in case there's something about construction. artur, we 'll continue this conversation later. okay. we just need to talk. i understand. i understand. thank you. sit down, roman. all these years i've wanted to meet you, roman, to talk, but i've been busy, i never get around to it, you ask me that i believed everything they said about you back then, that i kicked you out. i ruined your life, everything
in china, and you yourself are crap made in china, vadik, don't boil it, we'll fix it now, yeah, ivanych a pimpochka, a sledgehammer, and guys, hello, hello, roman, coffee for everyone, take what you want, what's up, you 've settled in fine, the landlady brings you sandwiches and coffee, roman, this is barkov, hello, busy, hello igor andreevich, while i'm busy, drop by my office when you're free, i've been here all day today, okay, come on in, i'm waiting, yeah, yeah. roman, come in. i'm very...
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well, they will take someone, look, ivanych said, keep an eye on them, she , what is he going to read from us, come on. what did he say, get out of here, vitya, why are you sitting there, look what's happening, let's go quickly, mom! enough, enough, enough, what did he do to you, if he had done it, i would have killed him, i said from here, he'll mumble something to us in his own language, calm down, that's it, yeah, that's it, that's it, come on, let 's carry him, that's it, that's it, thank you, yeah, you've got it, huh? now you'll see me in the store, i'll break all your legs , got it, get out of here, i'm cooking. as quickly as possible, hi, hi, you ran away so early, you didn't even have breakfast, i bought you coffee, a sandwich, some canteen and cheese, mash, i actually work here, but this isn't a canteen, well, you're hungry, but i don't want to. we'll get you some water later, i don't want to now, someone's always trying to get to me, i locked the door, yeah, don't worry, i locked the door, yeah, why, i didn't have breakfast either, yeah, what will people say, i don't care ab
well, they will take someone, look, ivanych said, keep an eye on them, she , what is he going to read from us, come on. what did he say, get out of here, vitya, why are you sitting there, look what's happening, let's go quickly, mom! enough, enough, enough, what did he do to you, if he had done it, i would have killed him, i said from here, he'll mumble something to us in his own language, calm down, that's it, yeah, that's it, that's it, come on, let 's carry him, that's it, that's it, thank...
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bathhouse is tilted, no matter how you go in, that's it. what's going on, are we just collecting money ivanychs toilet is on the second floor here closer, i thought i was wrong, nothing, nothing, do it. let's get out of here. i'm home. finally, so i put olechka to bed, and vasya didn't wait for you, he fell asleep, what vasya, i mean, what vasya, this is our son, he actually went to first grade, i mean son, and olechka, i showed your photo today, they are parents drawing in kindergarten, come on, breathe, why are you scared, this is modeling an undesirable situation on... this shouldn't happen to you and me, i mean we shouldn't have children, you fool, so we don't have developmental programs for housewives anymore let's see, is that clear? yes, yes, i have to check you for drugs now, oh, lyusenka, good afternoon, hello, hello, how long have i been looking for you, alexey, tell me, is there anything, he's kind of boring, yeah, and the trigger lay on the ground for 8 dashes 10 hours, thank you, here's a very interesting detail about yesterday's murder. the fingers of the murdered man were not fo
bathhouse is tilted, no matter how you go in, that's it. what's going on, are we just collecting money ivanychs toilet is on the second floor here closer, i thought i was wrong, nothing, nothing, do it. let's get out of here. i'm home. finally, so i put olechka to bed, and vasya didn't wait for you, he fell asleep, what vasya, i mean, what vasya, this is our son, he actually went to first grade, i mean son, and olechka, i showed your photo today, they are parents drawing in kindergarten, come...
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Aug 21, 2024
08/24
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man, but do you know who i met in his reception, chernikovo, as you guessed, and i just talked to ivanych present, you 'll quarrel about the pie now, and he'll start moving the totam, well, let him move, what do you mean let him move, i didn't understand, actually this is our clearing. oleg, how are we going to solve the issue, according to concepts or according to the law, according to the law, tryben, deputy prosecutor of the city of moscow, hello, vasya, hello, then listen to him carefully, and most importantly, you know, write down, write everything down, got it me, it will be done, that's it, lights out, he owes me a long time ago, let him pay . سدت يلاها. the virus your lab is working on will kill thousands of people. we need to prevent a tragedy, every saturday, reading room of the scientific library, 14:00. grisha, tomorrow as usual, until tomorrow. what do you think of me? honestly, nothing good. you understand that my name should not be mentioned in the prosecutor's office. i hope that this misunderstanding will be resolved in turn, i will organize contracts for you, mind you, i
man, but do you know who i met in his reception, chernikovo, as you guessed, and i just talked to ivanych present, you 'll quarrel about the pie now, and he'll start moving the totam, well, let him move, what do you mean let him move, i didn't understand, actually this is our clearing. oleg, how are we going to solve the issue, according to concepts or according to the law, according to the law, tryben, deputy prosecutor of the city of moscow, hello, vasya, hello, then listen to him carefully,...
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Aug 17, 2024
08/24
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have had enough of advertising, it is ringing in my ears, such a song was interrupted, advertising ivanych, the engine of trade. i don’t know about trade, but it distracts from the road, look, it is so loud in my eyes, kid, roman petrovich, roman petrovich, hello , hello, neighbors, oh, what a berry you have these days , god gives to those who get up early, we spent the night here, no, i’m on... electric trains, and we barely made it to the second one, well, how is your wife, she works from morning till night, well done, what can you do, here so, we work, and we work, and how about you , hello, yes, bogatyrev, roman petrovich, it's you, the same one, can i speak to you for a minute, and who are you, captain volkov, criminal investigation department, tell me, have you been at the dacha for a long time? i arrived this morning on the six o'clock electric train, and he 's been here for a long time, do you see what a bucket of berries he's collected, and has the ticket still been saved? i don't know, i'll take a look now, here, and what happened? your wife bogatyreva, vera pavlovna died today a
have had enough of advertising, it is ringing in my ears, such a song was interrupted, advertising ivanych, the engine of trade. i don’t know about trade, but it distracts from the road, look, it is so loud in my eyes, kid, roman petrovich, roman petrovich, hello , hello, neighbors, oh, what a berry you have these days , god gives to those who get up early, we spent the night here, no, i’m on... electric trains, and we barely made it to the second one, well, how is your wife, she works from...
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Aug 17, 2024
08/24
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ivanych, tell me. yes, let's say we 're doing a renovation.al stage, we need to mix something just a little bit. you just don't have a construction mixer at hand. so we... we'll make it ourselves from a screwdriver, we 'll need a drill, we'll also need regular plastic ties, i think three will be enough for us, yeah, we screw them like this , we secure them with a drill, our ties hold securely, they don't spin, the only thing is we need to cut off a little bit of the excess, here we've secured the drill in a screwdriver, well, actually... now we need to prepare the paint, carefully open the bucket, the paint, i'll trust you with this, please, carefully insert the edge of the drill bit of the screwdriver into the paint, well, and buzz and slowly begin to mix it all, here then with the speeds, as i understand it, it's better not to rush, but why is it necessary, so that it doesn't just splash all over the sides, well, ivanich, finish, in principle everything is already clear, what we wanted... we showed, everything turned out great, yes, a gorgeo
ivanych, tell me. yes, let's say we 're doing a renovation.al stage, we need to mix something just a little bit. you just don't have a construction mixer at hand. so we... we'll make it ourselves from a screwdriver, we 'll need a drill, we'll also need regular plastic ties, i think three will be enough for us, yeah, we screw them like this , we secure them with a drill, our ties hold securely, they don't spin, the only thing is we need to cut off a little bit of the excess, here we've secured...
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Aug 24, 2024
08/24
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, now it will go on a trip to zaporozhye as humanitarian aid, so we work carefully, well, and now ivanychal with the remaining pseudo-hood. hello, i looked at everything. hello zhenya, well, i'm studying for now, and how do you like the light? zhenya, well, it’s hard to call it light at all, in fact, if it seems to you that the light doesn’t work, you’re mistaken, this is all the light that was in this kitchen, please turn on our television, which we brought with us, at least to have a look, yeah, well, that’s another matter, now pay attention, together with us, dear tv viewers, let’s count the sockets, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a socket for the stove and a socket into which i suspect the hood was plugged, or the refrigerator, or one after the other, that’s it, we need to change the entire electrical circuit, come on, well, let's start to open it, come on, zhenya, well, in principle , the linoleum isn't even glued, it 's just lying there, it's just lying there, well, there's nothing scary about it, it's just bubbling somewhere, gathering. listen, well, the screed is in good condition, b
, now it will go on a trip to zaporozhye as humanitarian aid, so we work carefully, well, and now ivanychal with the remaining pseudo-hood. hello, i looked at everything. hello zhenya, well, i'm studying for now, and how do you like the light? zhenya, well, it’s hard to call it light at all, in fact, if it seems to you that the light doesn’t work, you’re mistaken, this is all the light that was in this kitchen, please turn on our television, which we brought with us, at least to have a...
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Aug 18, 2024
08/24
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street, how to protect this connection from adversity and bad weather, promised, actually to show us ivanychh the help of such a plastic container we will create a protective flask for our extension cord, we have a container with such latches, so we will make small slots in the corners of this container for that... and where the latches do not go, yes, that is, depending on the latches of your container, you need to change the configuration accordingly, absolutely correct, but you can make these holes with a paint knife, but our container is so dense, so we use a sharpening knife with small teeth for this, you can use a sharpening knife for metal, this is the kind of place for laying the cable, now we will saw through. on the other hand, as if on one side it goes in and on the other side it comes out and so now at the moment we are extending our extension cord, so that is, we connect two extension cords, put them inside the container and absolutely calmly close them tightly. with a lid, here we have such a sealed container for an extension cord, where moisture will definitely not get in here
street, how to protect this connection from adversity and bad weather, promised, actually to show us ivanychh the help of such a plastic container we will create a protective flask for our extension cord, we have a container with such latches, so we will make small slots in the corners of this container for that... and where the latches do not go, yes, that is, depending on the latches of your container, you need to change the configuration accordingly, absolutely correct, but you can make...
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Aug 31, 2024
08/24
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check the level the windows themselves are not bad, we'll adjust them a little and it's ready, but ivanychticed a problem, our window sills are visible to the eye, that they have a counter-slope, that is, they slope towards the window, and somewhere there was, that's where you get all this from, it's better for you not to know, oh yes, zhenya, that is , look, we should have it like this, a centimeter, you see, here the slope is at such a short distance, that is, the window sills will need to be redone, in general everything is clear, as always i go to the designers, and you finish it off, well and hold your tail up, which one, sewer or ventilation, olenka, well tell us what you have prepared for our wonderful belarusian family. so that they will definitely like it, well let's start with the most basic, this is a planning solution, uh, actually the design basics start with it, our kitchen remains in the same place, well firstly, because we have a bay window and it ties our hands. let's expand it a little and use the wall on the right side and there we will have a refrigerator and space for
check the level the windows themselves are not bad, we'll adjust them a little and it's ready, but ivanychticed a problem, our window sills are visible to the eye, that they have a counter-slope, that is, they slope towards the window, and somewhere there was, that's where you get all this from, it's better for you not to know, oh yes, zhenya, that is , look, we should have it like this, a centimeter, you see, here the slope is at such a short distance, that is, the window sills will need to be...
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Aug 11, 2024
08/24
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that it's simple and reliable, friends, if you have the same repair secrets, please send them to us, ivanychf they work, we will show them on our show, our repair continues, we have started laying floor covering, we chose matte porcelain stoneware with a texture imitating natural wood from the colle... here, its thickness is 10 mm, this coating has a long service life, and at the same time it does not require special care, it is enough to wash it with warm water. porcelain stoneware is resistant to wear and tear and is completely not afraid of moisture. the ceiling was painted white, a lamp with ball-shaped shades made of matte glass was fixed to it. we also installed overhead white spotlights. sockets and switches were also mounted, we chose models from the valencia series in an impressive graphite shade. we continue to work on the finishing. we have previously covered most of the wall behind the dining table with beige paint and created an arched pattern on it using stencils. we will apply a translucent decorative coating on top. microgranules. its composition allows you to create an unusu
that it's simple and reliable, friends, if you have the same repair secrets, please send them to us, ivanychf they work, we will show them on our show, our repair continues, we have started laying floor covering, we chose matte porcelain stoneware with a texture imitating natural wood from the colle... here, its thickness is 10 mm, this coating has a long service life, and at the same time it does not require special care, it is enough to wash it with warm water. porcelain stoneware is...
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Aug 25, 2024
08/24
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friends, if you have the same repair secrets, please send them to us, we will test them together with ivanychr program, and we continue to wear bright accents in our interior following the painting anya zolotareva decided to paint. chair, why and why, now we will tell you so that the interior is not boring, like from a catalog, there should be unique things, and why did you decide to buy a new chair and not take some old one from a thrift store, unfortunately, i did not find suitable ones, i have some nuances, i needed a chair with straight legs that go at an angle of 90 °, and so that the section was also square, because i will paint it in a checkerboard pattern, carefully cover the textile seat and back. seal it with film and tape, we must sand this entire surface, we will take medium and fine sandpaper for fixing and we will sand the legs. remove the top layer of varnish with sandpaper so that it does not interfere adhesion of paint to the surface. now these smooth legs need to be covered with primer. we have primed, now we have some time for it to dry. and now we will do the coloristics.
friends, if you have the same repair secrets, please send them to us, we will test them together with ivanychr program, and we continue to wear bright accents in our interior following the painting anya zolotareva decided to paint. chair, why and why, now we will tell you so that the interior is not boring, like from a catalog, there should be unique things, and why did you decide to buy a new chair and not take some old one from a thrift store, unfortunately, i did not find suitable ones, i...
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Aug 23, 2024
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to hell with the porridge, to hell with the porridge, denis valeevich, to hell with your porridge, ivanych'm coming, i'm coming, i'm coming, come here. good morning, hello, mashenka, hello, how's your back, i wish you, great, doing the exercises, oh, i do them every day, really, really, well, keep it up, yes , keep it up, some kind of arguments for real men, i see, you've had enough of my hockey already, the way you talk, calm down, hello, doctor, hello! that's it, i need to fix it this blockhead, yeah, we have a semi-final in two weeks, and his shoulder hurts after an injury, the doctor prescribed a massage, do you think we'll have time to get the reliable defender back in action? well , i don't see any particular problems, so yeah, we'll gradually get through it in two weeks, my name is marya sergeevna, maria, yeah, nice to meet you, and how are you, slava, that's it, dad, come here, please, we'll figure you out ourselves, okay, i'll wait in the hallway. yeah, slavik, come on, take your clothes off to the waist, let's see what 's wrong with you, okay, hi yulia, at the doctor's, no, if he
to hell with the porridge, to hell with the porridge, denis valeevich, to hell with your porridge, ivanych'm coming, i'm coming, i'm coming, come here. good morning, hello, mashenka, hello, how's your back, i wish you, great, doing the exercises, oh, i do them every day, really, really, well, keep it up, yes , keep it up, some kind of arguments for real men, i see, you've had enough of my hockey already, the way you talk, calm down, hello, doctor, hello! that's it, i need to fix it this...
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Aug 9, 2024
08/24
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what are you doing, am i a toy to you or something, and what do you mean, don't you like alisa, ivan ivanych decide, yes, i will destroy you, why don't you understand, alexey chadov, olga kros'ko, choose right now. me or mom? svetlana nimalyaeva, what kind of naked descartes is this? maria shukshina. well , never mind. svetlana ustinova. moscow novel. that's where he is getting married. from monday. on rtr. pelmen is an ear made of dough. didn't the chinese come up with them? when the star five plays, irakli serves and evgenia, and i am a fish, i am a fish, it is very, very exciting, the whole world freezes in anticipation, wow, that's it, that's it it's not clear, but time doesn't wait, every second counts, you know what, hare, hare, why, i 've learned so much now, and the more versions, the more chances to win, only not me, only not me would be called for... me, five against one, on saturday on rtr, not different at all, i want the girls to grow up beautiful, in abundance, let at least your fate listen to you, daughter, a woman was lying in sanya's ward, gave birth to a healthy girl and ra
what are you doing, am i a toy to you or something, and what do you mean, don't you like alisa, ivan ivanych decide, yes, i will destroy you, why don't you understand, alexey chadov, olga kros'ko, choose right now. me or mom? svetlana nimalyaeva, what kind of naked descartes is this? maria shukshina. well , never mind. svetlana ustinova. moscow novel. that's where he is getting married. from monday. on rtr. pelmen is an ear made of dough. didn't the chinese come up with them? when the star five...