like a game of thrones character that shops at j. crew? [ laughter ] look down here on page 43.ese are the pictures you choose? is this really fair? it's katy in a skimpy bikini, in all her magnificent womanly voluptuousness. meanwhile, look at me. i look like a hipster version of ebenezer scrooge. [ laughter ] right next to ebenezer boobs. [ laughter ] ♪ lovely jubbly. let's turn the page, see what else is going on. jessica and justin finally engaged. good luck with that. [ laughter ] ♪ scandalous. let's flip the page, turn the page, as they say, page 32. stars are just like us, mischa barton reading the back cover of a book. reading. that looks more like an expression of pure befuddlement. [ laughter ] what, perchance, is this thing? what is this foreign object i hold betwixt my fingers? do i eat it? do i smoke it? do i put it under a the leg of a table to keep it from going wibbly wobbly? [ laughter ] inkily-winkily. another page turn to 52, and here is "the bachelor." excuse me. this is "the bachelor?" no, this is the bachelor. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: