j. emily ratajkowski is here and tonight we have a new season premier of baby bachelor in paradise. >> hibaby bachelor. >> and then the baby bachelorette. >> i think my husband is in that limo. >> and now we give you. >> welcome to paradise. >> baby bachelor in paradise. ♪ paradise ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> welcome to paradise. a serene utopia for small children whose parents for some reason had no problem with them doing this. from passionate play dates to kanoodling in the kiddy pool. which parents would be sent off napping. >> i'm four years old can't believe i'm in paradise. >> i'm dominic. i just want to find wuv. >> hi i'm bella. >> boom. you're in. you're in. >> as the first arrivals get to know each other, familiar faces make their return and some have done a lot of growing up. >> hey i'm jonah, i'm back for more. whoa. >> since appearance on the baby bachelorette. >> i'm captain america. >> dillon has grown up a lot and now installs and repairs above ground pools. >> i like cars and fly fishing. >> meet ethan a child child who loves rock and doesn't play by the rules. >> eth

emily ratajkowski. the premiere of baby bachelor in paradise. and music from vince staples featuring juicy j. and now, once and for all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you everybody. welcome. welcome to the show. thanks for watching. thanks for all of you for coming [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us on a very special night. bachelorette night in america. earlier this evening we bore witness rachael chose brian to be her lawful wedded bride and i've been on a roll picked four of the last five bachelors to win and four of the last five bachelorettes. it's why they call me roaster damus. i feel somewhat vindicated. amazing thing happened tonight. my pick, peter, did something no one has done on the show before, noticed how crazy it was to marry a woman who is with two other people so he said i can't propose because i stake marriage proposal seriously by rachael said i'm looking for a proposal now on tv. that was tha relationship over. and then peter broke down and started questioning himself. >> it's wrong. >> what's wrong with snu nothing's wrong w

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jim parsons, john lithgow, emily ratajkowski, damson idris, jay baruchel, plus music from the war on drugs, lindsey stirling, diana krall, and vince staples featuring juicy j first guest is a very talented and internationally beloved englishman who is an actor, not a vampire. that needs to be made clea his new movie, "good time" opens in select cities august 11th, and everywhere august 25th. please welcome robert pattinson. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so good to see you. >> how is it going? good to see you. >> jimmy: i was just talking to a guy in the audience who is a substitute teacher in las vegas. do they have six toot teachers in england? they come in one day while the teacher pre tends to be home sick? >> yes, i actually talked one of them into leaving by locking her in a cupboard. the first day. >> jimmy: what grade were you in? >> 12th. i mean, a lot of people locked her in the cupboard. >> jimmy: a lot of people? at once or each day? >> all at once. >> yeah. >> you pushed her in the cupboard and locked her in? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what prompted horrible deed? >> i can't remember. >> jimmy: then did everybody leave the class and she was in th