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thank you, j.b. smoove. as we look forward to a new year, we also look back at 2011 and the people who defined it. they inspired, led, and transformed the way we see the world. tonight we count down the top five game changers of 2011. we're going to start with the women who made us laugh all year long. game changer number five is female comedy domination. over the past 365 days, we have seen no shortage of hilarious women between this summer's "bridesmaids" and "whitney" "new girl" "up all night." funny females were responsible for the best of the year. one of women named one of 30 under 30, writes on salon.com. happy new year. great to have you in times square. tell me more about women in 2011 and how they just dominated. >> carson, i know this is going to blow your mind, but women are also biologically capable of being funny. you and i know that, women got to write their own scripts and make people laugh. we had "bridesmaids," the amazing people of tv that you mentioned, they took it and ran with it. >> wh

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i'm j.b. smoove! peace out, ya'll! >> january 26sth, 2012, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york this is daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. got a nice show for you tonight. the star of the new film "we need to talk about kevin" and obviously next week in the interest of fairness, we'll bring on kevin. we need to talk about his new film, really? really? we've been talking a lot about these past few weeks about the president and congress. there's a third and equal branch of government, the judicial branch which by now must be feeling somewhat ignored. that changed tonight with our brand-new segment a love supreme. (cheers and applause) sorry. we didn't forget about you supreme court baby. why don't you change into something more comfortable. actually, you wear robes, i mean, yeah. i guess you could make the public more plush but you probably just wearing a snuggie. any way, the point is th

tomorrow night, andre agassi, j.b. smoove and music from seal. this is his new cd.

and then, on thursday, andre agassi, j.b. smoove, and music from seal. join us then. out. we have three ladies who are here. and they're apparently looking for trouble in los angeles. they're leaving at 9:00 in the morning. [ cheers and applause ] they made all sorts of unspeakable acts since they've been here, correct? yes. and now, you're unfortunately having to speak about them. and i noted in the warm-up, when we come out and chat with the audience, that one of you is dressed like aquaman. can you stand up for a second? we can have a look at that. [ cheers and applause ] undoubtedly, to be eaten by a shark is punishment for that. give my love to your friends under the sea, okay? [ laughter ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: first guest tonight is an emmy-nominated actress who played characters ranging from first lady laura bush in "w," to miri in "zach and miri make a porno." she has range. next up, she tries to talk sam worthington down in the thriller "man on a ledge." it opens in theaters this friday. please, say hello to elizabeth banks. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheer