[laughter] jack benny: he even used cue cards on his wedding night.w, sweetheart, i have a headache." [laughter] jack benny: and his wife dolores said, "bob, you are reading my card." [laughter] [applause] announcer: and that's not all, you will also receive this beautiful 32-page memory book filled with photos and stories honoring bob's incredible career. >> that is the nicest present you could have given us. announcer: and we are so convinced you will love "thanks for the memories" that we will ship it for free. your satisfaction is guaranteed. if you don't absolutely love this historic collection, we will refund your purchase price, no questions asked. bob: everybody down off the ceiling. all right. [laughter] announcer: "thanks for the memories" is an incredible value. 23 classic shows, plus exclusive extras on 11 dvds. that is over 24 hours of comedy, music, and stars, plus the collectible memory book, all for just five payments of $19.99, and we'll ship it for free. bob: that is just perfect. [laughter] announcer: this is the most complete colle

[laughter] announcer: jack benny, danny thomas, george burns. >> ♪ hats, canes trunks, trains that'sailand, where in october you get the monsoons and in december you get me. [laughter] >> quite simply, the world has been a happier place and a better place because bob hope is in it. >> i am going to blow your brains out. [laughter] [applause] announcer: introducing "thanks for the memories," a brand-new collection exclusively from time life. >> bob, i have a confession to make. bob: speak, my son. >> i like you. i really do. bob: i just wish you hadn't said that. you just killed 48 jokes. announcer: 10 dvds of bob's beloved iconic tv specials, including hours and hours of rare gems that haven't been seen since their original broadcast. >> ♪ the lady's in love with you ♪ [applause] announcer: now, for the first time, they are here in one exclusive historic collection. >> thank you! thank you! announcer: the hilarious comedy special. bob: don't just stand there. put the trash out. >> my darling, i'd love to, but she's your friend. announcer: the legendary christmas shows. bob: now i've

performers included ella fitzgerald, and jack benny.e would be introduced by peter lawford. >> this lovely lady is not only beautiful, she is punctual. >> it was a running joke that marilyn was late. he would introduce her and she wouldn't show up. >> marilyn monroe. and marilyn monroe. marilyn doesn't come out. lawford takes a deep pause, and out of the corner of his eye, there is mayor continue in a tight dress. >> ladies and gentlemen, the late marilyn monroe. >> she comes out with an extra emphasis on that little voice of hers. >> happy birthday to you ♪ happy birthday, mr. president ♪ ♪ happy birthday to you >> a lot of people like to say she went on stage drunk and floundered around with his performance. actually it was rehearsed exactly the way she wanted it to come out. there was an after party in new york. the president and marilyn are photographed together. this is the only documented photograph of the three of them in the same room. >> while her appearance was being celebrated in new york, it was not so well testified by stud

the private friars club behind closed doors stag roasts, the fact they were these huge stars like jack bennyilton berle, the public had only heard on tv or on the radio be squeaky clean, suddenly see another side of it. >> eight years and like most performers, asked thousands of acquaintances, thousands of people that he knows. but he's also one of the people who has close friends. i would like to say that i'm one. don't want to speak for don but i'm one of his close friends. that's important to don because queers need friends. >> the vaudeville style and burlesque tradition came together at the friars club. >> it's good when an artist can express themselves in a way that may not be acceptable outside that temple of free speech. people say there's a time and place for that kind of comedy, that's the time and place, the roast. >> i'll remember this evening probably as long as it takes me . with otezla, 75% clearer skin is achievable. don't use if you're allergic to otezla. it may cause severe diarrhea, nausea, or vomiting. otezla is associated with... ...an increased risk of depression. tell

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. ♪ [ benny laughing ] lemonis: i was playing blackjack with veteran dealer benny figgins and had two jackstable -- 20. benny's hand started with a 9, 12, 14, and finally, 19. ahh. blackjack rules meant he had to stay, and i won the hand. i ended up for the night, winning a total of $197. all this is profit. anybody ever give you business advice? yeah. save your money. i took that advice and called it a night. -you're a real gentleman. -thank you, sir. ♪ there's more than one way to gamble in las vegas. try getting married. more people say "i do" here than anywhere else, making it the marriage capital of the world. and the city makes it easy. no blood test, no waiting period. just 77 bucks and a photo id. [ cheers and applause ] weddings here generate as much as $3 billion in revenue each year, and perhaps no one in vegas has helped more people tie the knot than this guy. ♪ ohh, come on ♪ get on, yeah i recently got married, too, but it wasn't anything like this. -and from this day... -and from this day... -...i promise to be... -...i promise to be... ...your hunka-hunka burnin' love. ...yo