jack endaddyoff. >> hey, my name's jack endaddyoff. from vancouver -- [ applause ] "ice road hookers." >> we open this up to ice fishing, while on the surface it sounds good. then what happens next year? does someone come back and say, i want an ice shanty? for x amount of time? if you then allow ice fishing with shanties, then that leads to another problem. prostitution. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "reporter's last day." >> he'll be here monday though he's not sure how much business them ever conduct -- [ bleep ]. i was so close. >> oh, my. pardon us for that. >> jimmy: "the undie 500." >> hello [ bleep ]! damn! [ applause ] >> jimmy: "break your hip-hop." >> giant slide on belle isle now reopened and not as fast as it was on friday when it made its annual debut. going down the slide, crashing back down, this is not how it's supposed to be. there is now a song about it. >> you might break your back on the giant slide, you might break your neck on the giant slide. ♪ you might break your head ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi