please welcome jack johnson. (cheers and applause) hey, jack, good to see you, thanks for coming on. jack, thanks for coming on, man. >> my pleasure. >> stephen: how are you. >> great. >> stephen: now listen, the few people out there who may not know what a big deal you are, you stole 15 million albums, you're a singering songwriter, surfer, filmmaker-- and you grew up in hawaii, right? >> right. >> stephen: so let me begin by saying aloha. >> aloha. >> stephen: and by that of course i mean hello-ha. >> not the good-bye aloha because that would be inappropriate. >> -- what does that mean. >> just back to you. >> stephen: back to you, okay. i'm a fan of your music, done get me wrong, okay am but i got a problem with you, okay. i like rock 'n' roll because i'm not afraid of rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll, i request keep my and we are a lot of rock 'n' roll. because there is some anger in rock 'n' roll, you know. your music is so chillax that i'm afraid i won't be able to keep my rage. >> how you can be so chill. where

my man jack johnson is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] jack johnson is fantastic.iving to get better here at "late night." ♪ harder better faster stronger ♪ [ laughter ] but before every show, we put out a suggestion box for the audience just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show, things you like to see us do. that kind of stuff. so tonight, let's look inside the audience suggestion box. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ look into the box the suggestion box ♪ >> jimmy: okay, here we go. a first one here is from claire peter. "hey, jimmy, i love the show 'duck dynasty.'" me too. "i've always wondered what would it sound like if the characters had donald duck voices? you should make that happen." i do love "duck dynasty." those guys are great. but here's what it would sound like if they had donald duck voices. ♪ [ donald duck voice ] [ burp ] >> excuse me. >> jimmy: there you go. >> steve: now you know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "hey, jimmy." this is from katie peterson. "hey, jimmy, my three favorite things in life are college fight

. >> jack johnson is the director of the labor organization office for the philippines. he says more countries are beginning to understand the importance of improving labor conditions. >> -p many countries right now are looking at this new concerns and seeing the importance of it. they are looking at the relation to its national laws. there's 53 million people consider to be domestic workers. of that 83 million are woman. issue is it's relevant to many of our economies both in terps of centralized economies and developing economies. they see the importance of it. they understand importance of it the in terms of helping their economies grow. domestic work we need to make sure it's descent and productive. these are people who are help our friends and families and loved one. we need to ensure that we have descent work for them and it's laid out to the rest of the society. we have to understand some economies have these things recovered in the national laws. we talk about the gulf states. i don't think it's -- we know there are agreements between the philippines and saudi ar

are ♪ home is wherever we are ♪ ♪ home is wherever we are ♪ ♪ (cheers and applause) >> stephen: jack johnson from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. we've got a program for you tonight that we worked on almost all day. our guest tonight chelsea clinton, the daughter, of course, the same musician george clinton-- wine me up. (laughter) let's begin tonight on the subject of the american spirit. we are a can-do people. with pioneering spirit, individually. well, at least our great, great grandparents were. but they didn't have to contend with all the distractions we do like tv or masturbation. did you know steve jobs invented that in 1981? (laughter) called it-- (laughter) all right, here we go. i believe he called it the backintosh. (cheers and applause) anyhow, what i'm trying to say is americans like freedom. we don't like being told what to do, whether by a king or the government. that's why things like seat belt laws or having to get rid of slaves was

jack johnson going to be here performing and we're continuing timberlake tuesdays tomorrow.ah. our first tonight, we have a great show. we love it when this guy stops by. he's in the movie with justin timberlake. he's just a joy to be around. >> steve: he's a delight. >> jimmy: i love this guy. talented, talented man. his new movie, "runner, runner" is out october 4th, ben affleck is here tonight! he's in the building! [ cheers and applause ] he's always fun. >> steve: he's the best. >> jimmy: she is a very, very talented, very, very funny lady. a hard worker, oh, my gosh. she's just great at what she does. as her second season of "the mindy project" starts up, mindy kaling is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: lovely, funny. >> jimmy: if that's not enough -- >> steve: wait, there's more? >> jimmy: if that's not enough -- >> steve: there's more?! >> jimmy: do you want great music? >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: do you want great music? >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: the pixies are here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: what more do you wa

. >> chuck and duck, jack johnson at the b.m.w. championship, closer to a $10 million payday.iger woods started the day four strokes back but the big cat having his issues. tiger, big cat, fussy cat, hate when that happens. he couldn't guy a putt. tiger finished seven shots back of the winner, johnson. the 2007 masters champion was the master of the greens, dropping in birthies, left and right. johnson six under 65 to capture his 10th p.g.a. victory. >> does this validate what i've done in the past six months? >> i don't think so. it means i'm playing well and made more putts this week. it validates i've got a tremendous team of guys and specifically my family that i trust and who trust me, and we're doing the right things. so, a great week, a phenomenal day, one of the best final rounds i've probably can come up with in a while. >> it's come down to the final event in the fedex cup is in atlanta. the point standings back and forth with the winner will pocket $10 million. >> i'm beginning to think that there is a walters curse. everybody that i have rooted for this year in any

spray and we'll lose our clothes ♪ ♪ put out the lawn chairs and turn on the hose ♪ ♪ we'll play jack johnsonin the sun and drink beer all day ♪ ♪ you know it's easy, easy easier anyway ♪ ♪ hey, who needs mexico hey, who needs mexico ♪ ♪ baby, let's stay home ♪ drink margaritas and take in the sunset ♪ ♪ later on we'll slip up to our king-sized bed ♪ ♪ and make love love, sweet, love ♪ ♪ because it's easy, easy oh, yes, it's easy, easy ♪ ♪ you make it easy, easy easy to get away ♪ ♪ sit in the sun and sip tequila all day ♪ ♪ you know it's easy, easy easier anyway ♪ ♪ who needs mexico tell me now ♪ ♪ who needs mexico baby, let's stay home ♪ ♪ baby let's stay home let's get away, baby ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh [ cheers and applause ] >>> you know what makes it look easy is this woman right here. sheryl crow. thank you so much for starting our day off the right way. right back at you. >> she's going to be in santa barbara in a few days. we are going to be at the university of california at santa barbara tomorrow. "gma"-u, take a look. do we have mom and me on graduation day? there it is. oh. with my united

. >> this season's talented 12 include snooki, keyshawn johnson and jack osbourne.will be on valerie harper as she shows off her moves while battling cancer. >> the two-hour premier begins tonight on abc. >>> quite a scene in a central chinese city all because of an austrian climber and some would say a dare devil. he climbed a 900-foot tower without safety gear. >> he jumped off the building, landed safely using his parachute. what next? we don't know. stay tuned for that. >> ah -- just watching the video makes me nervous. you never know where you're going to land when you got those big old towers all around you. >> hat's off to that guy. >> yeah, good job. >> all right. ♪ [ male announcer ] bob's heart attack didn't come with a warning. today his doctor has him on a bayer aspirin regimen to help reduce the risk of another one. if you've had a heart attack, be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen. more than 50 times a day? so brighten your smile a healthy way with listerine® whitening plus restoring rinse. it's the only rinse that makes y

eisenhower did and aggressively advocated what richard nixon did in aggressively advocated jack kennedy did lyndon johnson did and that is to say for the first two three million dollars you make no problem twenty thirty percent tax forty percent tax but when you get beyond three million dollars a year it's going to start hurting it's going to be over fifty percent it's going to be sixty four percent or seventy four percent l.b.j. said of that before that it was ninety one percent and and the result of that was that for forty years we had the strongest middle class in the history of the world arguably the best time is certainly in the history the united states and c.e.o. pay on average was thirty times what an average worker was because if you take more than thirty times you're paying ninety one percent of the governor seventy four percent the government wide or over fifty percent why do it and so that makes sense to me as opposed to kind of an artificial cap you know well if there actually is one right now i mean you can a company can only deduct up to two million dollars in c.e.o. pay and so what they do

week and along with the stars that take the dance floor valerie harper jack osborne billnye the science guy, snookie and keyshawn johnsonancing with the stars starts at 8:00 tonight right here on abc2. >>> he is known as a real world spiderman. coming up on good morning maryland, at 6, the leap of faith this climber him on. d his career spans more than five decades. bob newhart got his first emmy. we will tell you which show brought him the big awart. award. wow, i've been claritin clear for 10 days! when your allergies start, doctors recommend taking one non-drowsy claritin every day during your allergy season for continuous relief. 18 days! 12 days! 24 days of continuous relief. live claritin clear. every day. causing dark marks to become visible. dove has the effective solution. dove® cleartone™ anti-perspirant. the result? underarms with visibly reduced dark marks and an even tone. try dove cleartone. discover nexxus hydra-light. hydra-light's formulas with light, deep-sea minerals give up to 80% more moisturization that won't weigh hair down. nexxus hydra-light. raise your standard. >>> you're watching the station

quickly, valerie harper, leah remini, jack osbourne keyshawn johnson, snooki kristina milian elizabeth though i haven't seen any of these people dance. i think snooki will take the whole thing. she's looking great these days. she had her baby. she's slimmed down. look at her coming out with her fiery red hair. she said that she was a gymnast. she was a gymnast. she cheerleaded for a while. i think she's the one. what about you? do you have an early favorite? >> i've never seen keyshawn dance. he's tall he's handsome he's got great footwork as an nfl receiver. i've got a hunch he's going to have some dance moves. i'll go with keyshawn for the time being. >> athletes always make it pretty far. >> athletes who come on the show, they don't want to look silly, being great athletes. anybody that comes on the show i bet you is going to be good. >> i think so. he is tall. and he has a lot going on. i think you might be right. he might have the moves. >> quick feet. >> i'm questioning my choice now. maybe the tallest and shortest on the cast. i don't know. >> in the finals. wouldn't that be coo

among the dozens stars set to take the dance floor valerie harper, jack osborne and bill nye the science guy. snooki and keyshawn johnson to name a few. you can watch the show tonight right here on abc2 all the fun starts at 8. >>> small screen legend bob newhart won the first ever acting emmy on sunday at the age of 84 for the guest appearance on the big bang theory. he was inducted into the tv academy hall of fame 20 years ago has racked up an impressive 7 nominations over the 50 year course of his career and shockingly, bob newhart was never recognized with a nod for his work on the bob newhart show but turns out he got a nod so it's good to see him get the recognition. >> i watched that show. and i am not that young but i did watch it on tvland. >> big bang theory you are not that young. >> not that young. >> you are talking about the newhart show. >> good morning. 62 degrees. pretty mild this morning rain showers are in the forecast. we will have maryland's most accurate forecast coming up in a little bit. >> reporter: look at the west side of the beltway that outer loop is slow here at route 40. the west side dela

jack 100% more possible. join us at kp.org and thrive. >>> welcome back. 42-28 the final score. the cardinals defeat arizona state. stanford 1-0. gus johnsons davis. you thought this game was definitely over, but you know, they took their foot off the gas a bit and arizona state made a game of it. >> charles: stanford dominated so much of the game. but as you noted, when they took their foot off the gas, arizona state did not quit and kept coming back. so things to build on for arizona state moving forward. number one, don't let anyone get that kind of lead on you. but for stanford, learning to play a full 60-minute game. because that won't be satisfying for them, despite the fact they won the football game. still, that's a pretty darn good stanford football game. >> gus: starting quarterback for stanford on the sideline now with pink. >> kristina: kevin just spoke with david shaw, not happy with the way this ended up. what did you learn about your team in that second half of action? >> we just got to find a way to finish the game. we started fast, put some points on the board, everything clicking. second half, we have to find a way to fin

will be by charlie -- >> the daughter of melanie griffith, don johnson, naked for speed, 21 jump street, and the british hunan, jackhy, and by the way there is, i didn't realize this, there is three in the series, a trilogy. i guess the guys are going to go to the bank if they make three movies. congratulations to them. >> doing a whole lot of -- >> a lot of scenes when they didn't have a lot of clothing on. >> entire movie. haven't read the books. i've gotten the gist of the books and i don't think much more than sex happens in these movies. it's about soft porn the entire time. three movies of soft porn. congratulations, guys. how about this, dick van dyke makes a return to the stage for fun, malibu fair, last weekend, september 1st. took the stage with arlene van dike, his wife, and they performed, supercalifragilisticexpialidocio us. ♪ supercalifragilisticexpialidocio us ♪ -- he dances. 86 years old. you may remember he was in the news because of a near tragic car accident. it wasn't even an accident. his car burst into flames. he was fine. there he is on stage. >> did you see that leap? may be one. a good one.

recognize her she is the daughter of melanie griffith and don johnson, she will play a role of anastasia steel plants charlie huntham plays jack keller, and starring as billionaire businessman christian greatly inspired casting. 50 grades--shades of gray announcing by twitter over the weekend and with over seventy million copies of the book trilogy sold the movie which will open next august is destined to rake in big bucks but the question is you know what? the leads don't matter, as long as they're good looking and make people get hot under the collar or hot downtown it doesn't matter. charles is sitting over here trying to stifle a laugh that he is here to make use the money. making money with charles payne. videogames and woodstock. you didn't read those books. charles: no i didn't. dagen: are you going to? charles: i will see the movie and hope i get hot all over. see if i get my money's worth. see if i can take it easy. dagen: this might be a movie that doesn't do well as the box office because people don't want to be in a public place to watch it. they would rather be at home. charles: to deal with this microsoft, a lot

there's another phone call where johnson and lady bird called governor conley. >> i remember many stories from jackible piece. thank you so much. >> thanks for having me. >>> for the first time in its 59-year history, a woman is now the top commander at the u.s. air force academy. lieutenant journal michelle johnson is taking over. jan crawford was with her. >> good morning. it's a career that has taken her all over the globe, and now, she's landed in colorado springs. we went out and visited with her during her second week on the job and she is just a force of nature. i've got to tell you, she's had this remarkable life story. and now facing big challenges, including that growing problem of sexual harassment in the military. >> carry on! >> lieutenant general michelle johnson has lived a life of being a first. the first woman to join the air force academy, 36 years after she enrolled here to be the first female as a cadet wing commander. >> people say why do you want to do it? the same reason you want to do it. >> did you hear that from fellow cadets? >> everybody. people couldn't imagine that mix

jack osbourne brought his parents sharon and ozzie to tears. elizabeth berkeley and amber riley picked up some of the highest scores of the night -- >> you are the tigress of season 17! >> reporter: keyshawn johnsonot perform well. then christina and bill engvall turn to kick up their heels. valley harper glowed now she said her once terminal cancer is almost in remission. >> you brought me to tears with your courage and i appreciate you being on our shows. thank you. >> and closing out the night, nicole "snooki" a little "jersey shore" spunk to the floor. so it was a pretty interesting night to watch. now the "dancing with the stars" is only on one night a week, after the celebrities perform next week somebody is going home. john and diana? >> all righty. thank you. >> they looked really good out there. unfortunately, bill nye the science guy didn't do a great job. >> i'm telling you, we have a real bill nye the science guy fan base here in the newsroom. >> yeah. everybody is highly upset at his treatment by the where judge. -- by the judges except for jack. he said if he is not good he has to go. >> how about valerie harper? >> she is doing so well and very graceful on the dance floor and she s

jack kennedy who is not a southerner, voted against the civil rights act in 1957. the idea that lyndon johnsonen the past at that point. >> it didn't do nearly enough. it was water down to accommodate the southern -- >> watered down by who? >> by lyndon johnson. >> this is my point. i'm not forgiving or dismissing or ignoring the fact there was a southern segregationist democratic party and democratic party for years through 1936 -- >> southern segregationist democratic party that included a guy from massachusetts. you take 1946 -- >> hang on that point for a moment. a northern liberal who looked at the civil rights bill said this thing means nothing from a civil rights standpoint, i wouldn't lump that person in with segregationists because they make the point the bill should go farther. >> kennedy did nothing. in 1946 you have taft introducing a sweeping set of civil rights reform going forward as they did in 1964 who kills in. northern liberals. unions kill it. they don't want oversight of their racial hiring practices by the federal government. if you look at the actual history of this, why

jack osbourne, bringing his parents, sharon and ozzy, to tears. actors elizabeth berkley lauren and christina milian brought drama with contemporary routines. nfl star's keyshawn johnson'ser: while a pint-sized nicole "snooki" polizzi's dance was praised by all. ♪ it was fan favorite, valerie harper, who won over the audience and the judges, with an inspiring fox-trot. >> how can you criticize a national treasure? you really are. you are an inspiration to the nation. you're radiant, stylish. you move very, very well. i'm so happy you're here. >> the judges were trying hard. melissa rycroft, where she won the all-star season. welcome back. amber riley, three 9s on the first night. >> is that a problem? >> i don't think i saw one 9 until week four. i don't want to take anything away from amber and derek. i think their dance was phenomenal. i don't know, though, that it was a three 9 performance on week one. >> where do you have to go from there? >> exactly. usually, we see 7s. maybe an 8 or two. and i kind of like that. because like you said, it gives them room to grow. and i personally thought corbin and karina were at the top. >> it was good. >> in my mind. >> you could

johnson, a well-known society photographer in washington. a picture of clinton, famous for having written to death ridden the elevator to visit our she when was sick. archie and a bicycle, permit with jackthe wonder dog. this picture standing in front of the tray. -- tree.most of the pictures were taken outside. you take these photographs and it shows you how they were used by the press. we have a picture of him in age three, a picture of ethel. one of my favorites, the little boy, posing with the white house guards. this is how president roosevelt's were presented to -- president roosevelt's children were presented to the public. usually, they were used in magazine articles in magazines and that sort of thing. >> it sets the scene for this young family, coming into the white house. how did the public react and what was the role of the press? in promoting what was happening in the white house? >> the public was delighted.it had been a long time since children were in the white house. they had become a fascinating part of our watching what is going on in washington. the antics of the children were in the newspapers. there was very little attempt to stop that, after pr learned this the go

johnson, a well-known society photographer in washington. a picture of clinton, famous for having written to death ridden the elevator to visit our she when was sick. archie and a bicycle, permit with jack, the wonder dog. in fronture standing of the tray. -- tree. you take these photographs and it shows you how they were used by the press. we have a picture of him in age three, a picture of ethel. one of my favorites, the little boy, posing with the white house guards. this is how president roosevelt 's were presented to the public. usually, they were used in in magazinescles and that sort of thing. >> it sets the scene for this young family, coming into the white house. how did the public react and ?hat was the role of the press >> the public was delighted. they had become a fascinating part of our watching what is going on in washington. the antics of the children were in the newspapers. there was very little attempt to stop that, after pr learned this was good press for him. they were important parts of assevelts public persona president. >> how did that contrast with the kindle -- the mckinley?'s -- the mckinley? -- the mckinley's? >> very different. it was more like the lincolns.