jack. ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: i'm back. with the host of hbo's "real time," bill maher.or religion. have you ever been invited to a dinner party in your life? ( laughs ) are there things you won't talk about? >> i probably wouldn't be invited to your dinner party, because we're very opposite. >> stephen: really, how so? >> well, like... >> stephen: how are we opposite? really? >> you're married and religious. >> stephen: yeah, i'm married and i give religion a shot. yeah, i give it a shot. >> oh, i thought you were a practicing catholic. >> stephen: i am. doesn't mean i'm good at it. ( laughter ) honest to god. i'm not! honest to god. i suck. i suck as a catholic. doesn't mean i don't keep doing- you-- you were raised catholic. >> i was raised catholic. >> stephen: come on back, bill. ( laughter ) the door is always open! golden ticket right before you, all you have to do is humble yourself before the presence of the lord, admit there are things greater than you in the universe that you do not understand. and salvation awaits you. take pascal's wager: if you are wrong, y