jack did the right thing. fighting is uncivilized. yeah. if women ran the world there would be none of these stupid wars. yeah. all the countries say, uh... mr. roper... yeah... tinker bell? no, i'm jack. my name is jack. jack. i'm sorry... jack. oh, stanley, listen... i was just telling all the girls here that if they need protection they know where to come. oh, yeah. look, stanley i finally got your dentist on the phone and he says he can take you right now. no, he says it's very simple. one quick yank...! ( screaming ) oh, now don't you... if you're good he'll probably give you a lollipop. three beers, jim. no, wait. make mine a whisky. he is so crazy coming here. what's he trying to prove? i know what he's up to. if that big creep hits him and puts him in the hospital he won't be around to help us redecorate. has, uh... kong been in here tonight? no. i don't think he'll be around tonight. oh, good. i mean, good for him, i mean. let's just drink up and get out of here really quick just in case, okay? chrissy, a man's got to do what a man's got to do. john wayne rides again. ( gasping ) you know, janet and i will respect you a lot more if you don't fight him. it w