jackass presents bad grandpa it'sen out on dvd.u have one coming out. >> not yet jorchl i pitched one to you an old man who wanders the streets of new york hitting people in the nuts. >> throwing people >> jon: that was our show. join us tomorrow at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. i said before i think a speech oh, god! [screams] [panting] run! where are you guys?! [screams] [frank groans] what's happening?! over here! over here! - where are you? - frank! - charlie! - oh, my god! - [all shouting] - over here. we're all here?! we're all here?! guys! [siren whoops] [man on p.a.] stop! stop where you are! you four got some explaining to do.

jackass presents bad grandpa it'sen out on dvd.do you have one coming out. >> not yet jorchl i pitched one to you an old man who wanders the streets of new york hitting people in the nuts. >> throwing people >> jon: that was our show. join us tomorrow at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. i said before i think a speech by bara test. >> stephen: whooo!

get a job and stop being a jackass and, like, maybe try to do something with my life.nd it's delicious out here. it just tastes so good. i'm not telling you not to. it's good to see you, too, dad. oh, group hug. group hug. >> we feel relieved. we got what we hoping for. no more jail time. he's just sentenced to probation. and to go through rehab. you know, he's excited about putting his life back together. we're excited about him putting his life back together. so, it's a big relief to be going the next step. >>> due to mature subject matter, viewer discretion is advised. >>> keep going now! if you got your hands in your pocket, you're wrong! if you got your hands in your jacket, you're wrong. >> the prison takes on a military-style feel both for the inmates -- >> don't come back in these blues. >> -- and the officers. >> do you know how your structure is set up? >> yeah. >> can you tell me? >> no.

got $2,390.50 worth of fines and it says i have to go to rehab and not be a jackass for three years.room. >> the paperwork. >> denbraven will trade in his jail uniform for the clothes he was wearing the night of his arrest. >> all right. step out so he can change. >> those clothes are his pajamas. >> all right. let's get on out. where are we going? >> i don't know. that's quite a bright t-shirt. >> i know. pajama pants. i'm pretty sure that's my dad's blood, probably. >> from what? >> from when i beat his face in. >> why would you do a thing like that? >> because i was blacked out drunk and going ham on the universe. >> well -- all right. >> yep. >> we'll go this way. >> all right. >> it's been a crappy three months. you know? it sucks. and i really don't want to come back to jail. i pretty much figured out i don't want to go out and, like, drink and be stupid. >> intake, one release at door four. and we go. >> i think i've grown up a little bit. i've realized -- i was still holding 0n to, like that high school party mentality. but since i've been in jail you know, i've realized, i d

. >> that what we call a class a jackass. >>> coming up -- >> this is good.this guy documented as insane gangster disciple before the end of the day. >> the investigators find what they're looking for. >>> and inmates face the uncertainty of a major policy change. >> smoking by inmate populations brings on many expenses. >> this is it. >>> this is a class b tool cage. basically we have a shadow board in here that places the location of every tool in the kitchen. makes inventory of the tools quick and a snap. you can tell what's missing. things like these can be weapons of opportunity at any moment. checking them out, you hold somebody responsible for them. we try to maintain order, and it gives a day-to-day routine thing. you would think that it becomes monotonous but you always find yourself walking around checking locks, looking for tools. it's almost like a installed paranoia. you never completely safe in prison on either side. i grew this facial hair on my face first off because inmates are not allowed to in florida department of corrections. if ever i wa

. >> jimmy: have you seen the jackass movies?at's the most fantastic link i have heard all evening. >> jimmy: you directed this film. it's great, by the way. you're the bad guy in the movie, too. i guess i wouldn't know, but it seems like a very authentic russian accent. >> did you study with actual russians to perfect this. >> i had a great russian coach and russian friends. i said tell me a little bit about the russian character. they said the thing you have to know about russians is when they're very, very upset, they gop down to the river, they spend the whole night crying and drinking vodka. i said that's very sad. what do they do when they're happy? they go down to the river, spend the whole night crying and drinking vodka. so if i do that, i'm covered either way. i can play both sides of the character like that. you essentially need a river by. that's what i plan to do. >> jimmy: do you like directing yourself? is it more difficult? is it -- i mean, do you yell action and then run to your spot? >> the two places at one tim

. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest this evening was the star and creator of "jackass here. it's out on dvd. it's one of the most successful comedies of 2013. and it's now available on dvd in an unrated -- is that possible? [ laughter ] an unrated version with a ton of new extra footage. we were talking about this last time he was on the show. one of my favorites, he's selling -- like a -- like not a craftmatic bed, but one of those movable beds. he's trying to sell all this stuff because his wife passed away. the fake thing. so he's a bad grandpa. and the grandpa is selling this thing. and these are people walking around his house trying to buy his wife's old stuff. here's one of my favorite scenes. >> this bed's going for a pretty good price. >> i'd like to lay down and take a nap myself. i'm tired all ready. >> yeah. >> is it one of those ones that adjusts? >> yes, ma'am, it's really good. it's one of those that kind of sit up where you're watching tv. yes, here, try -- i'll try to adjust it a little. whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! stop! stop! whoa, stop! >> unplug it! >>

this was an ongoing problem, me being a jackass. >> as much as he would joke around and be funny every now and then you'd get a glimpse to where he was at inside jail and you could tell there was a sad person inside who, you know, really felt bad for his family and what he's put everybody through due to his addiction. >> i got ahold of my family from back east. i haven't heard nothing from them in three months, you know? and it was good. a lot of, like, stress and weight lifted off my shoulders to finally hear from my mom and grandma and find out everybody's batting for me and are going to send money for a lawyer to fight these cases a little bit better. >> how come you couldn't get ahold of them? >> i asked my mom that on the phone. i think they wanted me to suffer a little bit. you know? >> at one point when we were spending time with josh, he actually received a postcard from a friend who had been recently released from prison unexpectedly. >> 17 years this clown has known me and he can't spell my name right. it's easy to spell. p-i-k-e. he spells it p-e-c-k. >> what does that spell

he's a jackass.e's basically advocating death. >> what i'm understanding is he's going to put together a movie that villefies the nra, and i can only imagine what it's going to entail. he's going to have my guess is, you know, people who are stereotypical gun crazy who -- >> i think he is a little bit removed from reality. even i haven't conceded there's nothing you're going to do to stop people from buying guns. apparently it's their constitutional right. >> he wants to stop people who are law-abitding from buying guns. he's not getting any impact with the gang members. >> wants to do away with all guns. i would like to do away with all handguns. >> he said for private ownership. >> i didn't hear that part of what he said. if that's what he said then he really is off the reservation here, but the idea of putting on a movie that takes on the nra, more power to you, harvey. make it as big as you can, as broad as you can and get as many stars as you can so many people will watch it. the nra needs to be

i've pretty much figured out, i don't want to mess around and be a jackass. >> he's expecting us to takeur family can handful right now. he needs to show us he's going to get rehab, do in good faith. >> you know i'm sorry for everything that happened. >> i do. >> for why i'm here. you know? >> uh-huh. yeah. we're just -- >> this is crazy. >> we'll just move on. make sure it never happens again. >> it won't, dude. trust me. i'll be the first 21-year-old in the history of universe not to get hammered on his 21st >> that would be good. i sit down and drink coffee with you all night long. >> i'm going to have one beer. >> we'll see. >> i'm going to have one beer. >> we're almost done. >> all right. well i love you. thank you for coming and i'll see you on wednesday. >> yep. love you, too. we'll see you soon. >> all right. >> all right. bye. >> you know i can forgive him for what happened to stay will never happen again. the first time he got out of bail, bailed him out. never going to drink again, do this stuff, jail sucks. i spent two week there's. a month and a half later, he's back in for

. >> it takes to know one, jackass. >> it's great to celebrate hume ility. >> you can beat conservatives, but you don't to to make everybody bad. >> talking about the pope, you can put that aside and i'm sure he would forgive me. >> so much seemed unforgivable or unforgettable in the world. from a train crash to the raging civil war in syria to the nairobi mall attack to the typhoon that ripped through the philippines. the worst surprise came closer to home. >> something blew up! >> the boston marathon bombings. >> i'm a new yorker and it was reminiscent of that eerie 9/11 feeling of shock and you can't believe this is happening. why i think is always the biggest question. >> the manhunt for the brothers gave few answers each as it produced the worst magazine cover. rolling stone's depiction of the younger suspect tossled hair, piercing eyes and all. >> for made it seem like it was a cheap way to grab people's attention. >> that are didn't stop the best come back. >> when the boston red sox won the world series, i felt like we really needed that boost and that upliftment. i salute boston

there's more to finical news than the ups and downs of the >>> hard to believe but jackass presents badndpa is an oscar-nominated film and lee butler's the butler isn't. the oscar nominations were surprising in a lot of ways and we'll return them down with bill wyman and bill press in los angeles host of the online movie review show, what the flick. billet's start with the biggest snubs which surprised you the most? >> question the whole premise of snubs times, because the people that were nominated don't think they were snubbed. but i think they thought mr. banks, tom hanks would get nominated for that. and oscar loves the coen brothers, but didn't come through for them this time. >> how about you ben? >> i tend to agree with bill in the snub i think was flawed. two or three weeks ago if you looked on offshore gambling accounts to see who the favorite in best actor was, it was a two man race. so i was very surprised that robert redford didn't get a best actor nod, but it is an amazing year for actors. and oprah winfrey surprised me too. >> bill doesn't seem surprised he laughed. what a

. >> it takes one to know one, jackass. >> it was incredible to celebrate humility for a moment. >> iish republicans would look at the new pope and say, here's a good way to be conservative without making everybody mad. >> suddenly i'm in a see-through dress talking about the pope but it's i'm sure he could put that aside and forgive me. >> so much seemed unforgivable or unforgettable in the world from the train crashes to the raging civil war in syria to the nairobi mall attack and the typhoon that ripped through the philippines. but the worst surprise came closer to home. >> something just blew up -- run! go! >> the boston marathon bombings. >> i'm a new yorker, so it's very reminiscent of that eerie 9/11 feeling of shock and you can't believe this is happening and why, i think, is always the biggest question. >> the manhunt for the tsarnaev brothers gave few answers. even if it was the worst "rolling stones" cover of the brother. the younger suspect, tousled hair, piercing eyes and all. >> made him feel like a rock star. i thought it was a little bit of sensationalism and it was a

jackass. [ laughter ] a pat sajak with donkey ears. [ applause ] >> --halloween costumes. >> jimmy: hen tempest in new york. it's from one of those captcha things, squiggly words you have to type in if you're ordering tickets online to a concert or something like that. anyways, check this out here. chunky testy. [ laughter ] honey, i'm getting that taylor swift ticket for your birthday. don't come in. don't come in! chunky testy. >> steve: it was your first band wasn't it? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: first band was chunky testy. wasn't it? >> jimmy: my first band. chunky testy. chunky testaverde. chunky testaverde. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this one here from fred eichelberger of warwick, pennsylvania. he was scrolling through some tv listings, let's see what's on channel 472 here. ask this old ho, martha stewart. [ laughter ] i've never heard of that show. >> steve: wow. i'd watch that. >> jimmy: must be very popular. it's on two channels. must be a popular show. oh, man. this next one is from jason goldtrap of davenport, florida. he was searching for a nearby hertz

everybody here at home knows johnny knoxville and his friends, the guys from jackass. >> right, rightralian version of them. they are called the mad hueys. they were on a fishing boat. they were going to use a small birdcage while shark diving into the water. the guy goes and everything seems okay. >> this is all kind of dangerous, until the 6 to 8-foot tiger shark arrives on the scene. to say it's a harrowing close encounter is an understatement. eventually he got back in the boat and apparently he is fine. >> i have done shark diving. >> have you? >> yeah. >> wow, marci. >> in south africa. but i was in the cage. not out. >> what kind of sharks, by the way? >> great white. >> great white? >> yes, yes. i lived to tell the tale. >> do you have a video somewhere? >> we do. >> we have to see that. before the week's out we need a clip of this. >> we do. >> was it scary? >> terrifying? >> wow, marci, way to go. >>> coming up, pop music setting his sights on prime time tv. >>> the 48-year-old guy who is suddenly famous. are you about to meet the country's hottest husband. you're watching "

i cannot stand that, and he's a supercilious jackass." steven parker is a weirdo, anyway.d. that's why he stays locked up in the back. >> coming up -- >> i don't think there is any good way to have to take a life. the sidebar to that, of course, is the individual is being put to death took a life. >> inside alabama's only execution chamber. >>> this is the execution chamber of the holman by the lumineers >>> this is the execution chamber of the holman correctional facility. in alabama, death row inmates are executed on this gurney. the sentences are always carried out at 6:00 in the evening. >> i was 16 when the crime happened. i was 18 years old when i was sentenced to death. i was charged with capital murder, which is, you know, four more deaths in one active scheme. i was sentenced to death by the jury and judge. the jury voted ten votes to two for death. i was living with my father. me and him couldn't get along. looking back, it's -- a lot of the trouble that me and him had was my fault. things kept escalating. we got into fights. it just got to the point where in my

after the mom goes to sleep, this jackass goes into the room of a daughter and has sex with the daughter. she gets up the next morning to tell her mom this is what is happening, we have something wrong in our household. the mom virtually calls for a liar. it goes into a different system were in many cases these kids run away from home and also skipped school. the last part is simply this. the stats have shown that if a child cannot read by the time he or she is four years old more than likely they're going to be a subject of the criminal justice system. i think everything needs to be put on the table. this is a very comprehensive peace that we have to look at. we can see the violence that is occurring among you. youth.-- even mothers pimping their daughters, sons. having sons go out and rob stores on their behalf. there is whole slew of things going out there that is not just this easy cookie answer. -- cookie-cutter answer. >> i appreciate your comments very much. again, what we have to get creative about is just that question. what is happening in that home and with that parent. what i

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and you have to learn to deal with every jackass that walks in the door.ills i learned growing up do my job. >> i am back with a lot of nodding heads here with steny hoyer, tom cole, and dana bash of the speaker and his future. it was a great appearance on leno i thought. >> it was. and i've been to the bar his family owned and i think that he's right. i've also seen him try to wrangle people as he has done one of 11 brothers and sisters. i think all of that experience helps him. i actually believe in watching your caucus that the experience he had during the shutdown has made him much more powerful and that the people who doubted him and who did not think that he was doing right by conservatives looked at him and said, yultd, -- you know what, you followed our lead, we wanted to take this to a shutdown, and you were right. so i think he has more power than he had before, ironically. he seems to me to be somebody who's determined to -- he's running for re-election. he wants to be speaker again. and i also think that, like, who else is going to do it? >> wh

after the mom goes to sleep, jackass goes into the room of a daughter and has sex with the daughter. she gets up the next morning to tell her mom this is what is happening, we have something wrong in our household. the mom virtually calls for a liar. it goes into a different system were in many cases these kids run away from home and also skipped school. the last part is simply this. the stats have shown that if a child cannot read by the time he or she is four years old more than likely they're going to be a subject of the criminal justice system. behink everything needs to put on the table. this is a very comprehensive peace that we have to look at. we can see the violence that is occurring among you. even mothers pimping their daughters, sons. having sons go out and rob stores on their behalf. there is whole slew of things is not justere that this easy cookie answer. >> i appreciate your comments very much. again, what we have to get creative about is just that question. what is happening in that home and with that parent. what is happening with the child? where and how are we set

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harrington and his twin brother dean have a website that have extreme video suns described as the jackasss almost got him killed. he put a bird cage on for protection and jumped off australia's north coast where a shark was spotted. the shark went right for him and used the cage to fend off the eight foot tiger shark. >> turn around at you. [bleep] [screaming] [bleep] [screaming] [bleep] >> reporter: well the cage was not reinforced steel type typically used by shark divers. it was a flimsy 50-dollars bird cage and needless to say it wasn't working so the terrified sean scrambled back on the boat. >> never seen sean jump in the boat so fast. probably one of the stupidest things he has ever done. >> i was laughing how scared he was but i'm glad he didn't lose his leg. >> reporter: that was his brother there. tiger sharks have more than 50 feet and are known as the garbage disposal of the ocean because they will eat anything. they don't typically target humans deliberately. scuba divers have been known to swim with them. this shark was angered because he had a hook in his mouth because of a

after dinner and she does some of the homework in goes to sleep after the mom goes to sleep this jackass then goes into the room of the daughter and has sex with the daughter. she gets up the next morning to tell our mom, this is what is happening. we have something wrong in our household. and then the mob virtually calls are a liar. with grocer into a different system where in many cases these kids run away from low set in also skip school. a less partisan plea, the stats have also shown that if the child can read by the time he or she is four years old, more than likely they're going to be a subject of the criminal justice system. and i think everything really needs to be put on the table. this is a very comprehensive peace that we have to look at because we can see the violence occurring among youth and then even mothers pimping the daughters, sons, you know, having their sons go out and rob stores on their behalf. and it's a whole slew of things toy gun up there. that is nudges this easy cookie cutter insert. >> and i appreciate that. i'm going to have to representative. i appreciate

after the bomb goes to sleep this jackass goes into the river to have sex with the daughter to tell them what we have something wrong in our household then the bomb calls her a liar which throws her into a different system where these kids run away from home and school. the last part is the stats show if a child cannot read by the time they're four years old, of more than likely they will be a subject of the criminal-justice system. i see everything needs to be put on the table is a comprehensive peace to look back because we can see violence occurring among youth or mothers at conveying their daughters or have the suns go out and rob or their behalf. there is a whole slew of things going on that is not easy cookie cutter in answer. >> i appreciate your comments. because what we have to get creative about is that question what is happening in that hall with the parent aaron child. where a and how for our we said seeing those households up for success? the adults as well as the children that is what this speaks to there are some great programs and ideas out there that happening on a small

jackass. the academy should be ashamed and take a look at this.00 million, it gets two loss denominations, one for visual effects but the other for makeup and hair style. on johnny depp's head getting the nomination rather than the come over and the term for american hustle, the biggest one. ashley: that was awesome. staying with us. ashley: is somebody not used to losing? oprah winfrey, she has been bumped from the top spot of forbes's most influential celebrities list, you have a hard time guessing who knocked her off of the top spot. do you know? most influential celebrity? >> i don't know this. ashley: movie director steven spielberg gets 47% of the vote according to forbes. last year the 67-year-old director was in second place behind -- tracy: like lincoln? ashley: it is hard to see oprah in anything these days. tracy: what do i no? ashley: coming up on "countdown to the closing bell," where to put your money? listen to this man, founder of the vanguard group and almost a quarter of every dollar invested in long-term new cit--mutual funds we

. >> jackass. >> piece of garbage. >> zip it. >> shut your mouth. >> sit down and shut your mouth.ersation. the internet sensation caught our attention with the videos he posted with his pet raccoon. >> what? >> okay. so the state of tennessee saw those videos, seized the raccoon. why? i guess you can't have wild animals as a pet. >> why can't you have a raccoon as a pet? >> little piece of liberty died tonight. >> no. it actually has a little bit of a liberty feel to it. mark brown tried twice to get his pet back legally. now he feels the best chance to get the raccoon back is to become governor of the state. he is challenging governor bill haslem in the republican primary this summer. his campaign message, this is classic, pretty simple. >> hello. my name is mark brown. as of today, january 3rd, 2014, the year of our lord, i officially toss my hat into the ring to run for governor of the great state of tennessee. we are one nation, under god, not above god. and just like the purity of this album -- well, i don't know where i was going with that, but i guarantee you there will be

. >> harrington is part of an entertainment group similar to the "jackass" crew here in the u.s. >> youon't say. >> that explains why he decided to do it. >> a bird cage for a bird brain. >> you call that an idiot? i'm an idiot. >> exactly. >> natalie, thanks very much. >> mr. roker, what's happening in your neck of the woods? >> well, we've got more on the fire danger natalie was talking about. here's the reason. out west, historical western drought affecting that area. in fact, as you look at the drought monitor right now, you'll see that we've got exceptional extreme drought throughout much of central california, lake tahoe to the north of los angeles. here's what's happened. normal weather pattern brings the storm track across on into california. they get their rain, their snow, it adds to the snow pack, adds to the rainfall. however, it's been a persistent ridge of high pressure for the last six months. storm track and the jet stream up north. they're getting no rain. your typical rainy season july 1st through today. 5 inches in fullerton, palmdale, but look at the deficits up to a

this is why adam levine is simply a jackass and also why i love him so much. >> how cool is blake?get -- >> in a very big envelope. >> an amazon drone to drop it down. >> you haven't gotten yours yet, i take it. >> i haven't. >> coming soon, when your birthday's up. >>> trending on "the huffington post," it's a blast from the past with the marvels of modern technology. this is an ad from radio shack from 1991. >> wow. >> of the them now fit in our pockets thanks to smart phones. first up, you have the capabilities of a personal computer. then you have the camcorder there. that was $800 back then. >> a movie studio in your very hands. >> remember this? the '90s looking cellular phone? >> oh, my god. >> deluxe portable cd player. what are cds? kids are saying what is a cd? a hand held voice activated tape recorder. now when you told about the price of the 13 items that fit in your pocket, you get a grand total of $3,054.82. it's interesting when you look at the old movies and you see them with the big brick phone or the beeper. where will we be in 20 years? kids will say, oh, my god,

i think the president of the ioc should be johnny knoxville, because basically this stuff is just jackassy invented and called olympic sports. you mean that in the nicest possible way. >> the kindest way. >> we could see shaun white take the slopes in slope style. >> that's the last you're going to say about it. >> until february 5th. >> one of the glamour sports, always the figure skating, men's and women's, how is our team looking? >> looking like if we could grab a bronze somewhere, a silver somewhere, we'd be very happy. we do not have the kind of likely favorites that we've had in the past. >> well, gives us the underdog story line that you will be so good at promoting. >> there's always a story line, matt. >> ice dancing, glimmer of hope there with meryl davis and charlie white? >> yeah, that's probably our best shot rather than in individual figure skating. >> and there's also the team figure skating competition. there's a lot to look forward to. and ice hockey, you would get the feeling that the russians would trade edward snowden for a gold. >> you have to think that. >> in fact,