jackie--that's the short guy that i was thinking of. look, brad's not gay. i could tell. how? because we showered in a room full of guys and he didn't... react. oh, you checked? he did call you jeffrey. the only other person who calls you that is that guy who lives upstairs who puts the sweater on his poodle. and when he left, he did say, "nice to have met you." that's kind of gay. how do you figure? it's just so charming. well, well, well... if it isn't the table where happiness goes to die. this is me new special friend, amanda. hi. (all) hi. why don't you grab that booth over there, honey. i'll be there in two seconds. w straight people say it. take a good look at what she's wearing. hopefully she'll be wearing the same thing tomorrow morning when she stumbles out of my apartment. well you better set an alarm. you wouldn't want her to miss homeroom. what are you going to do all day? lay low, dodge the amber alert? seriously russell, she's young enough to be your daughter. well that wraps up another edition of "you think it's a shot, i take it as a compliment." ? how many wa