jacob's last living descendant. hugo, meet alfred katzenellenbogan. mill built. that man must not be alfred katzenellenbogan. what?! take it back, flat-face! it's all right. i can handle this. hugo, i'm afraid it's time to admit that you are not 100% accurate. let's discuss this calmly, nigel, but i can give you my complete assurance that i'm... (rapid beeping) hands on user gringle on-schmoopy. i seem to be getting slow...er. ♪ daisy, daisy, give me your answer... ♪ oh... good-bye, nigel. (explosion) (students cheering) mr. ratburn won! mr. ratburn: class, class, it's not as if it were a competition. mr. katzenellenbogan, would you share some of your memories of early elwood city with us? i'd be delighted. once, my great-uncle took me on a tour of that sawmill. the noise was so loud i stuck cotton in my ears... and now... my name is jaden, and this is my third-grade class. and that's our teacher, miss jones, and this is our interactive whiteboard. it's connected to the computer. i don't like when the whiteboard's smarter than i am. miss jones kind of