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the house angelina's renting in budapest, we weren't allowed to film her children, unless you call jacquesseemed to love the camera almost as much as the camera loves angelina. >> jolie: he likes you. >> simon: you're here because brad is shooting a film here? >> jolie: uh-huh. >> simon: you're not shooting a film? >> jolie: no, we never work at the same time. >> simon: what's better, when brad is working and you're with the kids... >> jolie: yes. >> simon: ...or when you're working and brad is with the kids? >> jolie: when i'm home with the kids. >> simon: bet a lot of full-time parents would love to be shooting movies. >> jolie: yes, they would because it's easier. ( laughs ) my mother was... was a full-time mother. she didn't have much of her... her own career, her own life, her own experiences, her own... you know, everything was for her children. >> simon: and do you try to be the same kind of mom that she was? >> jolie: i will never be as good a mother as she was. i will try my best, but i don't think i could ever be. she was... she was just grace incarnate. she was the most generous

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joining me now is jacques abramoff, author of the new book, "capital punishment: the hard truth aboutcorruption from america's most notorious lobbyist." jack, thanks for joining me tonight. >> thank you very much. >> so you name yourself our most notorious lobbyist. what other adjectives were on your list to self-describe? >> well, my list, probably none that -- other than notorious. other people had other adjectives, but i couldn't put them on the book. >> now, you know, the book reads to me not as a story of a corrupt congress, but as a story of a corrupt republican congress. there are democrats in this book. >> there are. there's harry reid in the book. >> for what? >> for helping our lobbying efforts, accepting money from us. i think the important -- the important thing, i think, is that republicans and democrats are part of the same system. the system, overall, needs to be changed. and republicans and democrats, unfortunately, have participated over the years, over the decades in the same system, as had i. >> you famously told leslie the other night on "60 minutes," that you owne