ben (chanting): ♪ jake's texting jo, jake's in love with jo ♪ ♪ jake wants to sext jo ben! you control him? i think you know the answer to that. ♪ you're taking the beeping beep ♪ ♪ i've seen better beeping souffle ♪ ♪ up your beeping beep beep oh! boo hoo! waah haah! i hate hell's kitchen! it's too hot, it's too horrid. oh, boo hoo! bye bye! bye bye! ( sobbing noises ) pete. you've rearranged the stuff i put it in the dishwasher. that's because the knives don't clean properly unless they are blade up. if you put the blade up, you're going to stab yourself. there is a mouse in the trap in the laundry room. dead? no, he's doing his laundry. can you deal with it, please? ( doorbell ) jake, can you let jane and alexa in, please? can i have some ice cream money? you've got money in your piggy bank. i spent it. what on? on my friends. well, that's nice. i gave everybody in my class 20p. why? so they'd vote for me in the school council election. ben, you can't give all your classmates 20p to buy their votes. why? isn't it enough? no, you see, ben, that isn't how democracy works.

is about one in ten million. >> ruthsatz: jake's extraordinary. information at a rate that none of us could even imagine doing it. >> safer: she has tested jake and says he literally aces every intelligence and memory test. >> ruthsatz: imagine if everything you saw, you could remember. every word you heard, you could recall that. and then, you could integrate that information and come up with new ideas. that's what he's doing. >> safer: a demonstration-- dr. ruthsatz named 28 states in random order. no surprise-- he was able to do it forwards and backwards in sequence with ease. and when asked again three months later... you still remember them? >> jacob barnett: yes. yes, i do. >> safer: in the same order? >> jacob barnett: and i could still go backwards. ( laughter ) >> safer: and backwards? give me five or ten. >> jacob barnett: kentucky, new mexico, nevada, florida, pennsylvania, wisconsin, north dakota, washington, missouri, texas, utah, colorado... >> safer: while some may dismiss jake's talent as simply a gift of remarkable memory, his phy

um, this is jake and jake's friend jo, but she'll be going home at some point. oh, you have nice children. ben: you take a turn listening. uh, right. there are snacks in the fridge. these are our mobile numbers, and this is a list of things that ben will try to tell you that aren't true. ( chuckles ) okay. and, uh, who is...? oh, that's my dad. he stay? yes. so, why i come to...? well, uh... he has early alzheimer's. uh...? dementia. they're saying he's... ben! oh, yes! i said not to do that. we told you not to do that. but he is safe, yes? oh, yes. okay, good. okay. well, you go. go have nice night. there is no problem. okay. we go. off we go. let's make a break for it. enjoy yourselves. mum: thanks! oh, yeah, and by the way, me and jo just thought we'd nip out to the cinema, but that's cool, isn't it? right. have a good time. w-wait. wh-what, just the two of you? oh, no, there's a whole gang of us. we'll be back by 10:30, and it's not a school day tomorrow, so it's fine. 10:30, jake? you're only 12. well, jo's got the tickets already, and everyone else's paren

okay, jake? okay. i mean, it has to be said, you do shout at ainsley harriott rather a lot when he's on the tv. everyone does that. i shout at vanessa feltz, trinny and susannah... davina mccall... hugh edwards. i-- it does not make me a racist. if anyone is a racist, it is the parent who is bringing this stupid complaint. jake, do you think you ought to go and finish your homework? do i have to? mm-hmm. what racist complaint? it was that kid kemal again. the fat turkish kid? yeah. he was stuffing his face, as per usual, in lessons, munching his way through a bag of crisps, and i said to him, purely frivolously, "you could do with ramadan lasting all year round, couldn't you, kemal?" it was quite witty, really. and now his dad has said that i singled him out because of his religion, and apparently i've traumatized him about his weight. which is down to a glandular disorder it seems, which presumably compels him to thrust pies down his throat. and that was it. the governors won't take it seriously. the

you okay, jake? yeah, i'm fine. good, good. look, this, uh, this bullying thing at school, it's just the one kid doing it, is it? look, dad, i don't want to talk about it now. yeah, but you have to talk-- dad, just chill, okay? ( phone rings ) i am chilled. it's just-- hello? oh, hi, veronica. sue: karen! she's sort of in the middle of something at the moment. karen: it's mine! give it back! is it? sue, it's veronica. can i call her back? can she call you back, veronica? no, you can't apparently. oh, hi, veronica. yeah. yeah, i did get it. it's just a bit hectic here today. yeah, well, did it have to be today only? yeah, it does have to be today. okay, right. who is veronica? veronica's a lady your mommy works for part time... 16 days a week. all right, bye. go on, get your shoes on. one day they're gonna find that woman dead in a lay-by with her blackberry shoved down her throat. i just tried to chat with jake about the bullying thing. he told me to chill. well, the school seem to be reasonably well across it. how can you tell

and i leap over the moon-- jake, your go. i have the deadly ebola virus, and we're all gonna die in the next 24 to 48 hours. nice. karen. your go. i like auntie angela. well, that's-- that's lovely, sweetheart. um, anyway, let's get on with the game. that was part of the game. i'm a toilet too. no, you're not. it was part of the game. jake, have another go. my middle name is elizabeth. i'm 36 years old. i drive a peugeot. ( cell phone beeping ) hiya. yeah, look, i'm running behind. the headmaster's meant to be here about 15 minutes ago, but apparently a fight's broken out in one of the citizenship classes, so i've no idea when i'm gonna be there. well, you'll probably get there before us. no, we'd have been fine. it's just angela was late, and now we've caught the start of the rush hour. you're not allowed to talk on the phone. what? in case i swerve off the road at incredible speed? you might do, you never know! i'm just on the phone to daddy-- you've already been stopped once by the police. this time, you might even go to j

advice let's find out more about jake.'s got to be single. once he's serious with a woman, sorry, we have to fire him. he should be writing about what's going on in the mind of a man who's out there dating. >> we have a new jake that writes for glamour. the jake that wrote the book is married now to -- >> orange blossom, a reader of the column. while he was writing he fell in love, dated and broke up with, much to the dismay of readers orange blossom who he nicknamed because of her perfume. they are now happily married. >> i love that. jake says to get your flirt on even in a relationship. be flirting all around. >> yeah. listen, within reason. if you have a partner who will have a problem with it, maybe hold back a little bit. his advice is essentially always hit on the wingman. you're in a situation where there is a guy you want to talk to. that can be intimidating. flirt with the guy he's with with. it's the same principle of you have the best job interview for the job you really don't want. this is a dream job intervie

it's a motto jake shimabukuro takes pretty seriously. you see jake is a virtuoso ukulele player. you don't typically think of those two words going together you're about to see why they perfectly describe this agent of change. jake is soft spoken, insanely likable and seems to be as much in awe of the attention he's getting as we were in watching him perform. don't let his easygoing spirit fool you. the moment he takes the stage, is the moment you witness how totally dominating he's been in redefining the instrument he believes can change the world. this is "the next list." i'm dr. sanjay gupta. >> my name is jake shimabukuro. i'm a ukulele player from honolulu, hawaii. ♪ and i started playing when i was about 4 years old. learned from my mom. she was my first teacher. started out playing all traditional hawaiian music until i was about an early teenager and then i just got into different styles of music and play it for the first time. i tell people all the time you don't have to be a musician to play the ukulele because when i was a kid, i mean, clearly i mean, i -- i don't thin

jake. jake, go and get this lady another coffee, you know, by way of apology. i'm worried about the floor. careful. all right, i give up. it's time. karen, you can't see time. you can, because otherwise why would people say "have you seen the time"? yes, but that's a manner of speaking. you can't actually see the time. but why would they say it? because... because if a person looked and they saw the time, they'd say, "yes, i did, i have seen the time." yes, but i can't see your i spy of time, can i? you can't see time. you can feel time passing, especially playing this game. did you get that lady her coffee? yeah, and i got one for me as well. you got yourself a coffee? yeah, a double espresso. a double ex-- you're the one who's telling me you like to try new things all the time. yeah, but i meant, you know, vegetables and stuff, not stimulants. you've never had caffeine before. all right, don't get in a state. i only drank half of it. oh. oh, okay. ben drank the other half. you let ben drink a double espresso? it tasted horrible to begin with, but then i added

hi, jake. hi, jake. hi. hi, ben. i'm so sad. ben! could you-- he hasn't changed, i see. it's fantastic you could make it. it's just a whistle-stop tour, i'm afraid. my boss can't spare me for long. of course not, no. come here. how long have you known derek? ten months. that's not a very long time. oh, look, what a lovely staircase! my mummy and daddy don't live together anymore. mummy said that on their wedding day she thought he was the most wonderful man on the planet. now she just cries all the time. father: here we go, sweetheart. ( organ plays wedding march ) all set? ( panting ) ...yeah. julie's got tears in her eyes. well, it's an emotional day. it's sue. ( mouthing ) who's that? no idea. pete: this is our table. they've put, uh, ben and karen on a children's table. result! is it? ben is on a children's table... with other children. look, you can't be a helicopter parent. you just hover around him all the time. you don't give him any space. he's gonna be fine. i'm more of a sort of jump-jet parent, if anything. i like to just sort of get in there quickly and sort

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jake starts us off with the contender enjoying the late game surge. jake? >> reporter: good evening, diane. well, just a few hours ago this inventory was bursting at the seams, all eyes are on the man with the momentum, former pennsylvania senator rick santorum. he bills himself as the consistent conservative an he is surging here in iowa having gone from last place in the polls to third to second to looking to shock the political world. at a packed pizza ranch restaurant in boone, iowa, rick santorum tells voters not to pick a more moderate candidate like mitt romney, but to go with their gut. >> don't defer. to others who don't know the candidates as well as you do -- >> reporter: through an old-fashioned shoe leather campaign of shaking hands and kissing babies santorum has become the candidate to watch. >> money doesn't buy iowa. >> reporter: because of the support of christian conservatives. >>>> he clely is a moral man with high integrity. >> reporter: he's winning them over with his stand as a culture warrior emphasizing his strong opposition to abor

no, that's jake. you see, as kids grow up, they just want to bugger off. you love them just the same, but they don't-- they don't really love you back. the older they get, the more it turns into one-way traffic. just the way it is. blimey. where'd that come from? mum, you know your bottles of perfume? yes, i know my bottles of perfume. well, there might have been an accident involving them. oh. that's all right. you'll be growing up soon, only want to do this with girls. girls? that's disgusting! yeah. that's my boy. off you go. don't go near the mess. i'll clear it up later. what are you doing? it's an international. oh, no. no tv. it's family sunday. for the kids, yeah, but it doesn't apply to the adults, does it? well, yes it does, because if you watch that, it undermines our whole ban. but england are playing. but you hate england. you said they're a bunch of overpaid, girly tossers. capello's experimenting with 4-3-3. what's that? four girlie tossers, with three girlie tossers in front... you're just being silly now. all right, i'll compromise. if any

and ill disciplined soldiers and jake you know this comes at a time that the u.s. is inching closer to forming peace talks with the taliban trying to form some kind of a dialogue with this group how can something like this affect any possibility of this dialogue happening with a group. well it's interesting i actually think that this this can damage it a little bit but the taliban are no stranger to barbaric behavior remember the the acid they threw in the woman's face that was on time magazine a few weeks back in the cutting off of the ears and and all of that so the taliban are not are not shy on cruel human activity themselves but i actually think that with the greatest thing that's preventing us from bringing peace is a drone strikes that are occurring inside of pakistan because we've seen drone strikes there's been an increase in punjab the violence in the middle of pakistan there's been insurgency has increased it hasn't decreased and the myths and the reason why is we're killing we have accidentally killed civilians inside of afghanistan and pakistan and afg

jake's form teacher. noticed that jake was a bit subdued at the moment, yeah, but, um, i think we know why that is, though. a friend of his, his parents have split up, and he's... oh. i see. what kind of bullying? one day they're going to find that woman dead with her blackberry shoved down her throat. the school said they would deal with it. i'm going to go in there tomorrow-- no, dad, please, dad. don't! please, dad! do you believe in god? um...

jake, good evening. >> reporter: good evening. as you say, romney leads in the polls in new hampshire, all of his rivals need a strong, respectable showing here on tuesday. so they are sharpening their attacks. the former governor of neighboring massachusetts who has a $10 million summer home in new hampshire, today campaigned like the cautious front-runner he is. >> don't get too confident with poll numbers. i've watched polls come and go, things change quickly. >> reporter: some of his rivals seem astounded that he and his moderate record are krucruising victory. if they have anything to say, they will stop the romney train. >> we thought romney care would be instituted which is the template for obama care. that's the reality of the candidate we want to put up? >> reporter: former pennsylvania senator rick santorum will pick up endorsement of gary bauer. christian conservative activist. they need to coalesce among one candidate instead of diffusing and splitting v votes. that's what this candidate is. to fight to be the non-romn

what does it mean to you, jake?est teams in arkansas history. to get 11 wins and hopefully finish the season in the top five means so much for the program and win the great bowl game is so special. >> tim: congratulations, jake. great job. >> player: thank you. >> tim: gus, back to you. >> gus: thank you very much, coach brewster. arkansas with a 29-16 win. to win the cotton bowl. it's truly been a very special year for this football team. they have a special, special coach in bobby petrino. >> charles: he has done a fantastic job getting them to the point now where they are going to compete for the s.e.c. titles year in and year out. 5-7 in the first year. we talked about the seniors. look where they end up. 11 wins as seniors. >> gus: well, coming up we will have more post-game reaction. as well as our final thoughts. 29-16, arkansas. winning the cotton bowl. ♪ hey ladies. enjoying the film? of course not. because this is our movie. and dr pepper ten is our soda! it's only ten manly calories, but with all 23 flavo

we should point out jake will be interviewing newt gingrich about all of this.he big picture on this race, tomorrow morning on "this week." >>> tonight, we turn next to the economy and the story playing out on so many dinner plates across america, the new record-high price of beef. we checked the price of ground beef at the supermarket to make a basic burger at home, has soared to an all-time soared to an all-time high, jumping 25% in a couple years. what is behind the sticker shock? clayton sendel heads to the ranch in colorado tonight. >> that juicy steak will take a bigger bite out of your wallet. in five years, prices shot up 24%. from 2.87 a pound to 3.55. steak is up to 14 to almost $6 a pound. why? >> not enough cattle. >> more and more producers are not retaining and keeping cattle to continue to reproduce. they're having to sell them to pay down debt. >> reporter: another reason, severe drought hitting the southern plains. >> it really affected the supply and the chain. you add the price of fuel and cost of the feed, going up. it just -- it all kind of

that is jake bequette, number 91, the defensive end.nson. >> gus: sheldon smith, at the bottom of your screen. number 87. the stand up tight end. at the bottom as well. third down and 8. klein. under pressure. klein lets it go. incomplete. this may be a fourth down situation. for kansas state. >> charles: they decided to bring a little extra pressure, because watch in here. all right, right here. it's going to be highsmith. also coming in, collin klein. hubert moves inside to block franklin, leafing highsmith for a free run -- leaving highsmith for a free run at the quarterback klein with bequette also back there. >> gus: they need the three points so they bring on cantele. a 42-yard attempt. down and up. oh! no good. 6:36 to play in the fourth quarter. kansas state comes up empty. it's so nice to spend time, just you and me. i know, this is great. you know, i feel like... did you just check the game on your phone? what? no! what am i, like some kind of summoner who can just summon footage to his phone like that? come on. i guess i'm ju

case to work out whether jake needs to be with his father or whether the state needs to take care of >> that is emotional right there. are you a good person or bad? >> you know what, conflicted, she has good intentions and you know, her priority is jake's safety and his well being obviously that is discovered by martin, keifers characters and his qwest to connect with his son and also following the numbers, which jake has an incredible ability for. alongside this, the show has an incredible global scope and that scene is set in japan in the pilot in tokyo, dublin, baghdad as well as new york, so it really is on the theme of how we are all interconnected in life. >> that sounds fantastic and when we see keifer sutherland of course he had the big hit on fox 24, the show sort of reminded i think people of that, just with the pressing need to get some answers in a certain amount of time are we reading into that too much? or is it you know because keifer to us is a lot of jack bower too on 24. >> of course, and that was you know such an incredible show i would say touch is somewhat of a d

so how are you doing, jake? you tired? no, no. i'm wide awake. i'll get the plates.dad's far worse than i thought. yeah, i know. i did say... i woke up at 3:00 this morning, and he was in the garden putting bottles into boxes, and i couldn't get him back in, and... and then he got all upset, and... i just can't handle this the way you do. anyway, so... i'm heading off back to america. ravi: ...this friend of mine who's actually related to-- oh, that looks spectacular. doesn't it just? fingermarks. ben's been at it. well, you can have that bit. oh, no, i've seen where he's put his fingers. angela, could i have a word with you in the kitchen, please? oh, i'm just freshening up everyone's drinks. why don't i come and help? i'm just been sitting here like lord... i'd prefer angela. does it matter? yes, it matters. well, like i said, i'm kind of in the middle of something here. well, why don't i... no, no, no, sit down, because, look, angela's finished "refreshing" the drinks now, and she's going to come into the kitchen and help me with... with the sauce. sauce? i'd rath

so, let's bring in abc's jake tapper now. >> so, jake, such an eruption of reaction from the president'sics, saying he just lost 23,000 u.s. jobs for environmental bureaucracy. what are the facts? >> reporter: the facts are that the pipeline, as proposed, would go through very sensitive land. so, people oppose the pipeline as proposed. >> they argue it will go come place else if it doesn't go south and through the u.s., into mexico. is that the case? >> reporter: there are talks about it going to china. right now, the obama administration says, they are looking for alternate routes so it would not intrude upon that sensitive land in nebraska. the clock is ticking. the leader of canada, the prime minister of canada, was very disappointed in today's announcement. >> looking for alternate routes through the u.s.? >> reporter: through the u.s. that's right. not going through that exact area of nebraska. >> all right. thank you, jake tapper. reporting from the white house tonight. jake. >> thank you. >>> and now, we turn to politics. "your voice, your vote," with less than three days to go be

i stand corrected. >> regarding the -- regarding jake, sorry, jake. you mentioned it is hard enough without being the fat kid in middle school who is in the commercial without being a fat kid. look how well being a wine knee fat kid is for being snookie. >> exactly. >> she goes, wa! >> you show that video and i always suspected it your diet con consisted of diet japanese magic cocaine. >> three times a day. >> okay. you know what, here is the last thing i wanted to mention. i want to take a minute with this. brian, you were applauding kim kardashian and her business savy and acting skills. she has only been on five things total as an actress. that's a hard way to gauge. >> as a business person she money gnaw tiesed twitter. >> and what you also pointed out is she hires other people. you know who she hires? >> who? >> persons in the guang-dong province for $1 an hour. they did an expose and uncovered with the help of the china labor watch that her companyies were both employing impoverished workers earning $1 a day, and the conditions are like minimum

thank you, jake tapper.eporting from the white house tonight, jake. >> thank you. >>> and now, we turn to politics. "your voice, your vote." with less than three days to go before voters in south carolina weigh in, a new poll showing former speaker newt gingrich gaining ground. in under a month, he has cut mitt romney's lead in south carolina nearly in half. and last night we told you about romney acknowledging paying a low tax rate compared to a lot of middle-class americans. well, tonight, another tax question that has haunted the candidate. abc's chief investigative correspondent, brian ross, follows the trail to the cayman islands. >> reporter: mitt romney's big money supporters say his wealth is a sign of success. >> he's what we aspire to be. >> hi, there. >> reporter: but his wealth, how he made it and the relatively low tax rate he admitted he pays on it -- >> closer to the 15% rate -- >> reporter: have become a big campaign issue. >> his personal finances are a poster child of what's wrong with the

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